Warriors Fan Oath:

I'll remember Brightheart,

When I see a scar on someone's face.

I will think of WindClan,

Every time I win a race.

I'll remember Silverstream,

When I see a young mother.

I'll remember Violet,

When I worry about my brother.

I will remember Goosefeather,

When nobody believes me.

I will think of Scourge,

When someone's teased for being tiny.

I'll remember Mothwing,

When I find it hard to believe.

I'll be reminded of Princess,

When I see someone, who seems naive.

I'll always think of Heathertail,

When someone wants to be 'just friends'.

I will think of StarClan,

When I am near the end.

I will think of Tawnypelt,

Whenever I feel judged.

I will think of Darkstripe,

When somebody holds a grudge.

I promise to remember Cinderheart,

When I climb a tree.

I'll remember Midnight,

Whenever I'm at sea.

I'll remember Leafpool,

When I must follow my heart.

I will think of Hollyleaf,

If I ever fall apart.

I'll remember Brambleclaw,

When I must prove myself.

I'll remember Spottedleaf,

When I'm suffering from bad health.

I'll remember Lionblaze,

When I am felling strong.

I'll remember Tigerstar,

If I choose the path that's wrong.

I'll remember Dovewing,

When I hear something far away.

I'll remember Cloudtail,

When a kitten catches their first prey.

I'll remember Bluestar,

Whenever I must choose.

I'll remember Crowfeather,

When the one I love, I lose.

Feathertail will be on my mind,

Whenever I must be brave.

And I'll remember The Tribe,

When I'm in a cave.

I'll remember Ashfur,

When somebody breaks my heart.

I'll remember Barley,

When me and my siblings are far apart.

I'll remember Ivypool,

When I try to be the best.

I'll remember Firestar,

When my loyalty's put to the test.

I'll remember Crookedstar,

If someone abandons me.

I'll remember Ravenpaw,

If I ever have to flee.

I'll remember Jayfeather,

When I have a strange dream.

I'll think of Cherrytail and Sparrowpelt,

Whenever I eat cream.

I'll always think of Cinderpelt,

When my leg is sore.

I'll remember Longtail,

When I can see no more.

I'll remember the many battles,

When I see conflict or strife.

I promise to remember all these cats,

For the rest of my life.

Hiya this is Michele!!!!!! Some things about me down there \/

Gender: Guess... Female!

Age: 12

How do you know Im telling the truth about my age o_O never give out personal info remember

FAVE:

COLOR: Teal or turquoise

ICECREAM: Mint Chocolate Chip

ANIME: Inuyasha, Pokemon, and Shugo Chara

STUFFED ANIMAL: My build-a-bear dog collie Franky (I was frinking four when I named it and never got used to other names!)

PIE: Pumpkin

COOKIE: Soft Chocolate chip (I picky)

BOOK: Hunger Games, Warrior Cats, and Wolves Of The Beyond (got frinking from this book) I LOOVE MAXIMUM RIDE!!!!!!

POKEMON: Sandshrew/Sandslash, Mightyena, and Suicune

HOBBY: Collect rocks (better than it sounds), Drawing, Writing, and Reading!

WRITING BUDDY: Kayla (we share this account)

PHRASES: Yar, Nar, Shank you, and Frinking/flipping

WORDS OF WISDOM (NOT REALLY): MAX AND IGGY FOREVER (even if it was doomed from the start DX)

Age: 13

I dont mess around like Michele up there /\

FAVE:

COLOR: Teal

ICECREAM: No Idea (this is Michele writing cause Kayla fell asleep like a bum)

ANIME: Inuyasha and (don't know again because its 4 am)

STUFFED ANIMAL: Small gray cat Ellie (got when I was little)

PIE: Pumpkin

COOKIE: Sugar Coookie... I think

BOOKS: Warrior Cats, and... not sure

POKEMON: Vulpix/Ninetales, Absol, and Suicune

HOBBY: Drawing, Reading, and Writing

WRITING BUDDY: Michele

PHRASES: Yesh and eh and lawl now

Hey It's Kayla! Things about me down there \/

Gender: Female... duh

／l、
（ﾟ､ ｡ ７
l、 ヽ
じしf,)ノ

Say HI to kitty /\ Repost this kitty to help it gain world domination :3

Girl Comebacks

Man: Where have you been all my life?

Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?

Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?

Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?

Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?

Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?

Woman: Do not enter.

Man: I would go to the ends of the world for you.

Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: Your eyes, they're amazing.

Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Guy: I'd like to call you. What's your number?

Girl: It's in the phone book

Guy: But I don't know your name

Girl: That's in the phone book too

Guy: I know how to please a woman

Girl: Then please leave me alone

Guy: I can tell you want me

Girl: Ohhhh, your so right, I want you to leave

Guy: If you were a hamburger at McDonalds you would be McGorgeous

Girl: Would that be under your McLame Burger

Guy: Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven

Girl: Not nearly as bad as when you fell on planet rejection

Guy: Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again

Girl: No, but sure...next time just be sure to keep walking

Man: If we were the last people on Earth, then will you be mine?

Woman: If we were the last people on Earth, you would be dead by now.

Girls, copy and paste this on your profile!

If you have ever wanted to slap someone, but restrained yourself, congratulations and copy and paste this to your profile.

If you hate child abuse and want it to STOP, copy and past this on your profile.

If you talk to inanimate objects (ex. "WORK, stupid computer!), copy and paste into your profile

If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, or The OC or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. (Never heard of them)

If your idea of fun is reading, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have more than 100 books in your room, copy this into your profile.

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile

If you shiver at the thought of cigarettes, cigars, alcohol, pot, drugs, or anything like that, and it gives you nightmares copy and paste this into your profile.

Only fteefin prenect of poelpe can raed this. fI you are one fo taht prenect, cpoy and pstae tihs itno yuor porflie.

If you have ever conversed out loud with the voices in your head and had people look at you like you were insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile.

Drugs are bad news. Spread the word.Too many people are on crack. If you're not, copy this into your profile

Too many people smoke marijuana. If you don't, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

if you could read a 700 page book in a day copy and paste this in your profile.

98 of teenagers do drugs and drink alchohol. Put this into your profile in you are included in that 2% that doesn't, mainly because you are sitting at home, reading and being a good young child.

If you hate those obnoxious preppy people PLEASE copy this in your profile

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

98 of the internet population has a Myspace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you or your best friend is insane copy and paste this onto your profile.

98 percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile . (c'mon you know you wanna paste this on your profile...)

If you are random and don't care, copy and paste this onto your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN or CAUTION WET FLOOR SIGN, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.

If you noticed I put the last one up twice, copy and paste this into your profile.

1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4 quote it. He froze, his heart began to pound as he recognised tigerclaw's amber eyes.

2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you feel? A fishtank full of junk.

3. What is the last thing you watched on T.V? Mickey mouse clubhouse.

4. Without looking, guess what time it is! 11: 31

5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time? 11:30. Flip!

6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear? Barnicles! Quazzy! Paso! the octonauts...

7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing? Two days ago coming home from school. i'm sick so I haven't gone to school in a couple days.

8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at? Someone's profile on Fanfiction XD

9. what are you wearing? uh, clothes...

10. Did you dream last night? I dream every frinking night!

11. When did you last laugh? Not long ago while reading Maximum Ride.

12. What is on the wall of the room you are in? Pictures, windows, curtains, doors, shelves, and a light switch.

13. Seen anything weird lately? My sisters are weird and I see them everyday!

14. What do you think of this quiz? Shouldnt this be the last question?

15. What's the last film you saw? Uhhhhh, tv show good? Long island medium.

16. If you became a multi-millionare over night, what would you buy? What ever my money'll buy me (most likely animal related :3)

17. Tell me something about you that I dont know? My cat's snoring in my ear x)

18. If you could change one thing in the world, what would it be? Uh, to many possibilities. (I think I spelt possibilities wrong -_-)

19. George Bush: wasnt he on some kinda dollar bill?

20. Imagine your first child is a girl, what would you name her? I'd have to get a husband first but... Rebecca or Kayla.

21. Imagine your first child is a boy, what would you name him? I'd still need a husband but... Chris/Christopher, Zachary, or Dominic.

1: Real Name: Real Name

2.Your nobody name (Take all the letters from your first name, mix them up, and put an x where you think it should go) delynamx

3.Your gangsta name (the first three letters of your name plus "izzle"): Madizzle... A little unusaul...

4.Your Detective name (fav. color and fav.animal.) Teal wolf

5.Your Soap Oprah name (your middle name and the street you live on): Jean maine (What the in the name of starclan is that!!!)

6.Your Star Wars name (first three letters of your last name,first two letters of your first) Babma

7.Your Superhero name (2nd fav color, fav drink): Lime green Dr. Pepper

8.Your Witness Protection name (middle names of your parents): Tara Donald... starclan curse you father o.O

9.Your Goth name (Black plus the name of one of your pets): Black Tango

10. Your Warrior Cat name (Your favorite animal they would know about and your favorite last warrior cat name): Owlflight

Mommy...Johnny brought a gun to school

He told his friends that it was cool

And when he pulled the trigger back

It shot with a great crack

Mommy I was a good girl

I did what I was told

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold

But Mommy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye

I'm sorry Mommy I had to go, but Mommy please don't cry

When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another

And all because he got the gun from his older brother

Mommy please tell Daddy that I love him very much

And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush

And tell my little sister that she is the only one now

And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best

Mommy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest

Mommy tell my teachers I won't show up for class

And never to forget this and please don't let this pass

Mommy why'd it have to be me, no one deserves this

Mommy warn the others, Mommy I left without a kiss

And Mommy tell the doctors I know they really did try

I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry

Mommy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest

But Mommy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest

Mommy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack

Mommy listen to me if you would

I wanted to go to college

I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with Daddy

On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married

I wanted to have a kid

I wanted to be an actress

Mommy I wanted to live

But Mommy I must go now

The time is getting late

Mommy tell my Chris

I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date

I love you Mommy I always have

I know you know it's true

Mommy all I wanted to say is "Mommy I love you"

In memory of the Columbian students that were lost

Please if you would

Pass this around

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen, watching-waiting-wishing, 100-percent-Harry-Potter-obsessed, iluvdavidwright45, dianeandnumairareahotcouple,windsoftiti, Ilovethelittletacos...Ilovethemgood, i-have-issues-deal-with-it, Ninja of the Flames, Spuffy on Hiatus, ilovekyosohma, Chishio Naito, Kish's Kittie, Property of Kish, xMew Ichigox, MikaTheCatHanyou, BubblesBoo THfangirl01, Dragon(just a short name), PokeFreak 38,geny35, Pokemaster101, Akozu Heiwa, A Random Human, Gemstone Gal, malory79080, maddogjean1,

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and if I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone.: Iheartjake1220, FaerieRose13, Dancer4Life15,Marigold Winters, SparklingTopazEyes, LuigiWife1551, 7HockeyStarVampireObsessed7, Alice Diana Brenner, Shadows on a Love-Struck Soul, J.Gabrielle, petrelli heiress, Kitsune Demon Girl, Embers-of-the-flame, A Random Human, malory79080, maddogjean1

Check this out...

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If you could read that put it in your profile

Annoying Things To Do On An Elevator

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off.

3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

5) MEOW occasionally.

6) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

7) SAY -DING at each floor.

8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

10) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on."

11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

12) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

13) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

14) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

16) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

17) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

18) DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

19) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

21) SWAT at flies that don't exist

22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.

A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK "
"When I grew up I was BLACK, "
"When I'm sick I'm BLACK, "
"When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, "
"When I'm cold I'm BLACK, "
"When I die I'll be BLACK."
"But you sir."
"When you are born you're PINK".
"When you grow up you're WHITE, "
"When you're sick, you're GREEN, "
"When you go in the sun you turn RED, "
"When you're cold you turn BLUE, "
"And when you die you turn PURPLE.
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away..
Put this on your page if you HATE racism!

95% of teen girls would be in tears if they saw the Jonas Brothers at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this everywhere if you are the 5% that would get some popcorn,get a nice seat, then start chanting "JUMP,JUMP,JUMP."

If you can relate to me, stand up for yourself! Don't let your talents and gifts be bashed into the ground! Believe in yourself, and live life the way you want! If you are like me, then add your name to the list, and show others that they are perfect, just the way they are. Amy47101, malory79080, maddogjean1

The girl you just called fat? She is overdosing on diet pills. The girl you just called ugly? She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her. The boy you just tripped? He is abused enough at home. See that man with the ugly scars? He fought for his country. That guy you just made fun of for crying? His mother is dying. Put this as you're profile if you're against bullying. I bet 95% of you wont put this on your profile, but I'm sure the people with a heart and backbone will.

I believe in God but I won't go shoving the Bible down your throat.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you would (but you're not allowed too), live in a bookstore so that you would be the first person to get all the new Warriors books, copy and paste this into your profile

Why do we ((sleep)) in church,

But stay ((awake)) through a 2 hour movie?

Why is it so ((hard))

to talk about God, but so ((easy)) to Gossip?

Why are we so ((bored)) when we look at a Christian magazine,

but find it ((easy)) to read Playboy?

Why is it so easy to ((ignore)) a Godly Facebook Wall Post,

Yet we ((repost)) the nasty ones?

Why are ((churches)) getting smaller,

But ((bars and clubs)) are growing?

Think about it, are you going to repost this? Are you going to ignore it, cause you think you'll get laughed at? Would You Have Read This if it Said... Read This In Gods Name.

Pick 5 warrior cats in no order in particukar: (I just put down some of me favorites)

Yellowfang

Cinderpelt

Longtail

Ashfur

Whitestorm

What do you think of the name 2's beginning and 5's ending?

Cinderstorm isnt that bad...

What do you think the genre of a book would be with 3's ending and 4's ending?

Tailfur, humor

What would a cat named 5's begining and 1's ending look like?

Whitefang, A fluffy white tom with long fangs and yellow eyes. (isnt that the name of a wolf dog???)

Write a prophocey about how (1's beggining and 4's ending) and (4's beggining and 3's beggining) will save thier clan.

Yellowfur and Ashlong (nonsense), The one with yellow fur will rule alongside the ashes? (I dont know!)

What can you tell about 5's beggining and 3's beggining just from their name?

Whitelong (weird again), A longhaired misty white tom with Green/yellow eyes.

List 5 of your warrior characters. (one leader, one apprentice, if you please!)

1. Silverbreeze

2. Emeraldstar

3. Fogpaw

4. Mintleaf

5. Littlewhisker

2) What would you think about a name with 1's beginning and 4's ending

Silverfang- not bad

3) Would you consider naming a cat in your story 2's first name and 3's last name?

Emeraldpaw- why not

4) Would you make fun of a cat named (5's first name & 2's last name)?

Littlestar- heck no

5) What genre would a story be with a cat named (1's first name & 5's last name) as the main character?

Silverwhisker- romance or adventure

What would you name a story with (2's last name & 1's last name) and (3's first name & 5's first name)

Starbreeze (oh thats pretty :3) and Foglittle- I dont know something like "The Small Sparks"

7) Write a prophecy saying that they had to save the clan? (1's last name and 3's first name)?

Silverfog- Follow the shimmering mists to the lands of peace, and there you'll stay forever... I dont know!

8) What would (4's last name and 2's last name) look like?

Leafstar- A light brown tabby she-cat with leaf-green eyes.

9) What can you tell about (3's first name and 1's first name) just from their name?

Fogsilver- that he/she is a stealthy cat with a dark background (Starclan what leader named this cat!?!?)

10) Do you think anyone uses the name (1's first name and 4's last name)?

Silverleaf- uh yeah

The Stupid Test! (put an x next to the one that is you, than in the end, add up all of the x's. if you have 18 or less, then u r not stupid.) p.s. this is not a real test, just something for fun!

(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.

(x) Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were NOT talking.

(x) You have run into a glass/screen door.

() You have jumped out of a moving vehicle.

(x) You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks.

(x) You have run into a tree. (Ive ridden a bike into a tree -_-)

(x) It IS possible to lick your elbow

() You just tried to lick your elbow.

(x) You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star have the same rhythm.

() You just tried to sing them.

() You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.

(x) You have choked on your own spit.

() You have seen the the Matrix and still don’t get it.

(x) You didn’t notice that in the last question “the” was spelled twice

() You just looked at it.

(x) Your hair is blonde/dirty blonde/has blonde in it. (okay the last thing I need is the flipping blonde jokes)

() People have called you slow.

() You have accidentally caught something on fire (never accidentally)

() You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes/cheek.

(x) You have caught yourself drooling.

(x) You’ve fallen asleep in class

() If someone says “fart” you laugh.

() You just laughed.

(x) Sometimes you just stop thinking

(x) You tell a story and forget what you were talking about

() People are often shaking their heads and walking away from you

() You are often told to use your “inside voice”.

(x) You use your fingers to do simple math.

() You have eaten a bug.

(x) You are taking this test when you should be doing something important

(x) You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn’t realize it

(x) You’ve looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand, pocket, head, etc.

() You sometimes post bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen to you if you don’t even when you know it won’t happen to you.

() You break a lot of things.

() Your friends know not to use big words around you

(x) You sometimes tilt your head when you’re confused

() You have fallen out of your chair before

Yup I'm stupid ;) My friends to call me an idiot

If you've read through this thing then you need some kind of prize XD This must be soooo boring for some... But if you read all of this (truthfully) PM me!!! And I might need a few prize ideas XD