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Author has written 69 stories for Mediator, Fairy Tales, Lord of the Flies, and Twilight. ALL ABOUT LOLLY: I’m seventeen. I hail from the Land Down Under. And I’m doing your mum. Just graduated from high school, due to start uni at ECU this year, double majoring in Visual Arts and Creative Writing. I love my studies and am not afraid of hard work – academically speaking. I have one of the sickest minds you will EVER know, and my favourite humour is innuendo – crass, rude, and making you go, “…OH! Eww, Lolly…” like, ten seconds later. If anyone cares to check out my Blog... http://lollypopali.blogspot.com/ GO THERE TO GET MEDIATOR ICONS FOR FANFICTION! In the post "Mediator Icons" in the March archive... Or my myspace, lol... http://www.myspace.com/lollypopali Or my channel? http://www.youtube.com/user/LolliliciousLolly I go by many names, and change it every five minutes...some of them in the past have been: Princess Roxanne, Gothic Granny, Mystique Angelique, Lollilicious, Witticism, Lolly the Sea Cow, Lollgasm, Lolly Pop Ali...the list goes on. So yes. Sorry for any confusion. I'm just annoyingly impulsive like that, hehe. It's "Stark Raving Lolly." I wanted it to be "Stark Raving Naked," (something I wrote in a fanfiction once that always strikes me as oddly hysterical) but people'd be all, "Who the fluff is that?" so for recognition purposes, Lolly is Stark Raving. UPDATE: (2/3/08) - Bahaha! Just changed my name again, this time to Dr. Lollibal Lecter. :dies laughing: Dunno what came over me, haha. Seemed like a good idea at the time...but don't they always? UPDATE: (7/4/08) Yeah, my names REALLY don't last long...rofl. Now it's Lolliholics Anonymous. I don't know why...as if I'm arrogant enough to believe that anyone would be a Lolliholic... but yeah. It's nice to delude myself into thinking that I make other people need therapy. Hehehe! I OWN YOU! Just wanted to shamelessly advertise my NEW FORUM. It's called the "Monthly Mediator Writing Challenge," where every month I'll post a new topic for participants to base a Mediator one-shot on. It worked like a charm back when the MCBC was flourishing, and I didn't ever want to see it die. We've had some really great entries, so just wanted to say THANK YOU. Go, write! Join the fun! Frolic with me! Or I'll kill your cat. (I'm capable of kitten killing. Ask Fice readers. Muahahhahaha. I think I also massacred Spike the Cat once...snort) INTERESTS: I want to be a writer. Love the words, my friend. I’ve written a lot of fanfiction because school’s hard enough without thinking up completely new back stories and characters amidst all of that pubescent drama, so yeah, lots of fanfiction. Hence, I use fanfiction to get better at writing. It’s slowly working, lol. Shout out to my bubbies – Stephanipple, Ainus, Hayles, Laurs, The General, the Sarahs, Sam, Char the Fluffer, and myGrammar Communist I love me some art, too. Just escaped high school topping art, which is cool – although I imagine once I get into uni, I’ll be floundering down the bottom, gasping for breath. I’ve got a lot of Mediator and Twilight fan art located here: www.mystangel.deviantart.com I like performing, but I’m not brilliant at it. I can sing well enough, but my acting’s pretty dodgy… FAVOURITE MUSIC: I love Maroon 5’s old stuff, but I’m not too keen on the new stuff yet… favourite song is “Control Myself.” Love ANYTHING to do with the fantabulous Bloodhound Gang, and I’m still recovering from an intense obsession with Mr. Jimmy Pop Ali. Strangely enough, I’m into Nine Inch Nails at the moment…no idea why. Looooove me some “Mr Self Destruct” and “Closer.” I DL’d a bunch of Dashboard Confessionals stuff, (legally of course, cough) but found that apart from the songs “Secrets in the Telling” (which I am head over heels for) and “Vindicated,” they’re fairly average… What else? Hmm…Disney songs are my LIFE (even if they kind of pissed Mrs. C off when we belted them out in Art Class, hehe,) and anything from Avenue Q rocks my world. FAVOURITE TV SHOWS: Oh boy…get some popcorn, this could take time… Let’s see…firstly, my CURRENT obsession is undoubtedly House MD. Have you WATCHED that show! It’s so addictive! That biting humour, those blue eyes…that unshaven, weak British chin…housegasms Sorry. Although I love how I seamlessly inserted it into a Fice chapter – rofl. Yeah. No one noticed a thing. rolls eyes Then we’ve got Buffy the Vampire Slayer, my long time love. If House MD was my hot new girlfriend with the boob job, then Buffy TVS would be my long suffering ex-wife whose stood by me through thick and thin, and I love her dearly… How could Buffy go wrong, with saliva-worthy characters like Spike! Supernatural – hot, demon hunting brothers. Need I say more. South Park and Family Guy – how I love them both… I don’t know which I love more. Probably South Park, because despite the deeply crude jokes, there’s actual MESSAGES there, which makes the episode even funnier and more pretentious! Oh, laaah… What else am I obsessed with? Er…Monk, Nip/Tuck, Tru Calling, (before it died a horrible, Fox-induced death,) Charmed, Two and a Half Men, Medium…basically, I love supernatural crap. I’m watching Ghost Whisperer at the moment, with Jennifer Love Hugetits in it. WAY overrated, people. How often can you do the ghost-terrorises-then-realises-why-they-can’t-move-on-and-everyone-cries plotline without it getting old? At least Suze Simon PUNCHES people. Honestly. FAVOURITE BOOKS: POP UP BOOK OF THE MALE ANATOMY, SCRATCH AND SNIFF EDITION! – I promise, one day it WILL be written! Seriously though. I’m really into Harry Potter – the books, not the boy. Unfortunately, I lack the anatomical features to be into the boy. The best series ever written in my opinion. I’m cool with anything Meg Cabot. But I think I’d have to be one of the most hardcore Mediator fanatics you will EVER meet. Not only did I write the grossly long 400,000 word fanfictions, but I also fell in love with Paul Oliver Slater (whose middle name I sneakily changed to Michael so he’d have the rockingest initials ever, hahaha…) My love for him makes all my friends cringe. The Twilight Series by Stephenie Meyer is also a major addiction of mine. If you haven’t read it yet, I will seriously slice up your face with my toenails. I’m a fence-sitter with Edward Cullen and Jacob Black…depends on my mood. Right now it’s Edward because I just read the first one again where Jacob’s still in diapers. But that’s subject to change, just like my screen name, haha. Lastly, Ella Enchanted by Gail Carson Levine has gotta be my favourite stand-alone book ever…that is, before it got annihilated by that demonic film adaptation. Anne Hathaway? Piss off. If you’re ever wanting to chat or ask questions or whatever, PM me! I LOVE emails. I don’t get them, besides from fanfiction and silly myspace notifications, lol. So yeah – ALWAYS eager to meet new people! Love you all dearly, Lolly. | |||||||||
1. The Inappropriate Touch reviewsLolly's answer to the controversial Nessie and Jacob relationship, to the tune of Bloodhound Gang's "The Bad Touch."Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 1-12-09 - Jacob & Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete2. Air is Running Out, Muse Style reviewsBella is sleeping angelically. Edward gazes with adoration. She's so lovely, so sweet, so..... what the hell is that smell?Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 313 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 11-8-08 - Bella & Edward - Complete3. Coyote Cullens reviewsHOT DAMN. Ever wondered what Jasper, Ed, Emmett and Carlisle wear under their trousers? The results are devastating... Based off of Touj0ursPur's video of the same name. To the tune of "Can't Fight The Moonlight" from Coyote Ugly. Video up soon, homies!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 614 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 11-2-08 - Complete4. The RPattz Rap, Sir Mixalot Style reviewsOh, my, God, Rhianne, look who they cast. He’s just so crap. He looks like he’s got caterpillar eyebrows. But ya know, caterpillars are just so last year..."Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 926 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 10-24-08 - Complete5. Blue Hour » reviewsAlternate ending to Breaking Dawn. ACTUAL Volturi conflict, J/L pairing, awesome Emmett, NO RENESTARD, different circumstances of Bella's vamping...Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 17,504 - Reviews: 64 - Updated: 10-9-08 - Published: 10-1-08 - Bella & Edward6. U and Ur Pak 2Nite reviewsBella's big b!tch out, Pink style. Also available on Youtube.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-19-08 - Bella - Complete7. Twabba's Thank You For The Series! reviewsA song parody to the tune of ABBA'S Thank You For the Music, written with love for Stephenie and Summit Entertainment. Will post on youtube when my mic works again...Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 293 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-19-08 - Complete8. Cullen Crust reviewsVampires get STDs too, ya know.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 262 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 6-27-08 - Elizabeth & Bella - Complete9. Which Twilight Boy is Gay? reviewsSo who is it? Edward? Mike Newton? Quil or Embry? WHICH ONE, DAMMIT? A parody of the well known and well mocked I Want It That Way by the Backstreet Boys...haha. Love LollyTwilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 287 - Reviews: 67 - Published: 6-27-08 - Edward & Jacob - Complete10. Fire and Ice » reviewsAmidst the hell that life has become thanks to a terrible deal made with Paul Slater, Susannah discovers the ancient game that they both belong to, between the opposing forces of Dark and Light. Can she save Jesse and end this horrifying cycle?Mediator - Rated: M - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 33 - Words: 252,904 - Reviews: 1182 - Updated: 5-17-08 - Published: 6-19-0611. Under the Sheets reviewsAnother Twilight parody to the tune of "Under the Sea" from the little mermaid. Bella's just bitter that Edward won't have sexy time with her. Stupid, inconsiderate vampire!Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 380 - Reviews: 45 - Published: 5-4-08 - Complete12. Ode to a Fanpire reviewsFrom Disney's "The Little Mermaid," to the tune of PART OF YOUR WORLD... This song is written for every girl and boy who has fallen head over hooters in love with Edward "Sex" Cullen.Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 400 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 4-28-08 - Complete13. Twiliator » reviewsA series of Mediator/Twilight smackdowns, with all our favourite vampires, ghosts, mediators, werewolves, and...well, Bella's just not that special. For the "What If?" Writing Challenge.Mediator - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,333 - Reviews: 86 - Updated: 4-1-08 - Published: 3-21-0814. Fix You reviewsPaul will do anything to save Susannah from losing herself...Mediator - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 305 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-16-08 - Complete15. Heaven is Real reviewsOnly Jesse can contemplate forever...Mediator - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 366 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 3-4-08 - Complete16. Paulnocchio reviewsI'll give you a clue: It's NOT his nose... Response to the Fairytales Challenge.Mediator - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,642 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 2-9-0817. A f t e r G l o w » reviewsJesse, tired of being invisible to his Susannah, makes a Faustian deal with Paul Slater: newly resurrected, Jesse has three days to make Susannah fall in love with him. But when has Paul played by the rules...even his own? "Fairytales" Writing ChallengeMediator - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,179 - Reviews: 107 - Updated: 2-9-08 - Published: 2-6-0818. Moments of Weakness reviewsI should turn you away, Suze. This does me no good, letting you use me like you do. I give you fire when your heart is cold and dead. I give you compassion when you’re lonely and scared. And it’s all free. I’d do anything for you...Mediator - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 1-30-08 - Complete19. Testosterone Poisoning reviewsJesse and Paul, once again battling for Suze's love...and crotch. And when it's on, it's ON.Mediator - Rated: T - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 42 - Published: 1-29-08 - Complete20. The Beast is Everywhere reviewsAfter returning home, Ralph and Jack both write diaries about what happened on the island...and all the terrible things they did...Lord of the Flies - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,746 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 11-8-07 - Complete21. Do It With Paul Slater reviewsALL THE REASONS WHY WE WANNA BOFF OUR SLATER BOY. To the tune of the Android's Do It With Madonna.Mediator - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 1-8-07 - Complete22. StraitJackets Only reviewsA lollilicious collection of insanely terrifying situations in which the Mediator Characters have been thrown into. Read only if you are two French Fries short of a Happy Meal.Mediator - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,042 - Reviews: 50 - Published: 11-3-0623. A True Rose » reviewsThe simple beauties of a rose. A breakaway story from Flashlight, lovingly written with JFCers supporters at heart.Mediator - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,812 - Reviews: 78 - Updated: 9-16-06 - Published: 10-24-04 - Complete24. F l a s h l i g h t » reviewsNathan Blake. Robin Lawrence. Charles Austin. Bart Ford. Four boys, all dead. A violently haunted exboarding school. A fire in 1969. A man named Cole to run from. A mystery to be solved...and a love to be determined. Busy, aren't we Suze? [FINISHED]Mediator - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 35 - Words: 406,019 - Reviews: 1779 - Updated: 8-16-06 - Published: 6-3-04 - Complete25. Torrid » reviewsAfter eight years since they last saw each other, an accidental meeting between the new Mrs. de Silva and Paul Slater turns into a fully fledged affair... [Sholly tagteam. Rated M for sexual content and more recently, violence.]Mediator - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 42,767 - Reviews: 318 - Updated: 8-3-06 - Published: 5-15-0526. The Fifth Sense » reviews...You know that you have a hard life when, upon waking up in the morning, there's no way to tell if you're still sleeping... [AU, SJ.] Suze lacks something that we all take for granted. But she has an ability that we can only dream of... [COMPLETE]Mediator - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 187,842 - Reviews: 1075 - Updated: 6-1-06 - Published: 2-11-05 - Complete27. Grandma's Chocolate Cake reviewsIt's been two months since Jesse's resurrection and by golly, Suze has barely TOUCHED him since then! Now...let's change that... [Lolly's first ever lemon. Affiliated with story The Fifth Sense but it's not necessary to have read that first.]Mediator - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,075 - Reviews: 66 - Published: 6-1-06 - Complete28. Infected reviewsPaul is pissed off that Suze thinks Jesse is oh so perfect, so he infects Jesse with two of the Seven Deadly Sins. Unfortunately, he didn't predict the result of such a deadly combination: Lust and Wrath.Mediator - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,118 - Reviews: 56 - Published: 4-18-06 - Complete29. Bedtime Stories reviewsIt's late, and Suze is stuck with Bedtime Story duty for her darling little Alyssa. When inspiration is running low, Suze thinks up a story that is very close to her heart...Oneshot entry for Spawn of the Mediators MCBC Contest.Mediator - Rated: K - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,594 - Reviews: 54 - Published: 4-15-06 - Complete30. ARE YOU SLEEPING WITH HIM? » reviewsSome alternate answers to Paul's outrageous question from Twilight...more random schizophrenia. Kind of...frightening. Enjoy.Mediator - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 49 - Published: 12-20-0531. Those Pants reviewsWHAT IF SUZE WAS A GUY CALLED SIMON? How would the Bedroom Scene from Haunted have gone then? God help us all... [ONESHOT]Mediator - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 49 - Published: 12-20-05 - Complete32. Camp Happy Face » reviewsCamp Happy Face: Place of fun, friendship and sex I MEAN, place of the delinquents. Suze and Paul's 18th17th summer. Away from normality, civilization, and Jesse. Oh, dear. [Temporarily discontinued...sob.]Mediator - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,953 - Reviews: 172 - Updated: 8-15-05 - Published: 4-22-0533. Purgatory reviews...To exist, and yet to not. To want, and to not have. To love, and to not be loved. To see, and to not be seen. Or heard. Or felt... [Oneshot. A Jesse POV.]Mediator - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,517 - Reviews: 57 - Published: 6-30-05 - Complete34. A Little Experiment? reviewsWhy HIM? I have everything that he doesn't! A heartbeat, a reflection, a birthdate within the last twenty years, and a car. He has nothing. And yet he had everything. Everything I wanted...he had her. [Paul POV, oneshot]Mediator - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,060 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 6-20-05 - Complete35. Tennis » reviewsMoms can be such a pain. Like forcing you to join extracurricular activities at your school. All well and good...unless the teacher is someone you hate with every fibre of your being... [Roleplay, Layley Tagteam]Mediator - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 45,841 - Reviews: 349 - Updated: 6-17-05 - Published: 12-29-0436. Pwn'ing Kelly Prescott reviewsCEECEE'S POV. Can't believe how wonderfully pointless this is! Yay! It's Prom night. And they're about to announce Prom King and Queen...well, lah dee dah.Mediator - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,376 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5-1-0537. The Window Was Open reviewsJesse always closed the window when Susannah fell asleep...except for now. ONE-SHOTMediator - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 37 - Published: 4-29-05 - Complete38. SHOCK! » reviewsA collection of Lolly's insanity. DON'T READ unless you're well on the way to losing it, yourself. Slashy humour, foot fetishes, murder-by-pillow...and Fabio. What more could you want? (Title change. Suits it better, hehe.)Mediator - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,934 - Reviews: 167 - Updated: 4-21-05 - Published: 3-2-0539. Baby Powder reviewsThe one time Suze went into Dopey's bedroom, it reeked of baby powder. Well, now you know why...Heeheehee... [Oneshot, one of my most PRIZED stories of all time. LOL!]Mediator - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,555 - Reviews: 48 - Published: 4-17-05 - Complete40. A Fool's Dream reviewsCan you love a fool, Susannah? [One Shot, Jesse's POV. Written for the JESSE POV competition on the MCBC]Mediator - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,156 - Reviews: 40 - Published: 4-13-05 - Complete41. Half Empty » reviews...Is the glass half full, or half empty? At the darkest hour, when CeeCee and Adam can taste death, what truths will be divulged? Near death experiences can bring out the worst in people. This is CeeCee’s story...[Finished, tagteam.]Mediator - Rated: T - English - Spiritual/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,375 - Reviews: 111 - Updated: 3-9-05 - Published: 6-20-04 - Complete42. More Powerful reviewsPaul is kicked to the curb. [One Shot]Mediator - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 368 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 2-18-05 - Complete43. Wrong reviewsTwilight's first chapter, with the twist that I wanted to happen. Hmph. My entry for the Kissing Paul Slater No.2 comp on Meg Cabot's Book Club. [One shot]Mediator - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 42 - Published: 2-18-05 - Complete44. Done With You reviewsI've won. Suze is mine. Um, okay. So what now? That's all I wanted, right? To win? I did that. I beat Jesse to her. I'm done with her, now... [Oneshot, Paul POV]Mediator - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 258 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 2-12-05 - Complete45. Lust reviewsYour name escapes my wayward lips, a name I’ve often cussed. How CAN a girl not feel this way? It’s probably just lust... [Oneshot]Mediator - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 422 - Reviews: 34 - Published: 2-3-05 - Complete46. Sl8er Boi reviewsFOR READERS OF FLASHLIGHT. The title is rather self explanatory, actually. Hehehe...result of five minutes on MSN Messenger with my penpal who said Skater rhymed with Slater...Mediator - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 99 - Published: 2-2-05 - Complete47. Jesse's Scar reviewsA naïve Suze wistfully daydreams, imagining how Jesse got his scar...[One Shot.]Mediator - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 36 - Published: 1-25-05 - Complete48. The Confessional reviewsWarning: HIGHLY SCARY. Susannah confesses something TOP secret to Monsignor Constantine... erm...well, at least she thinks its him. [Father Dom's POV, one shot]Mediator - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 58 - Published: 1-25-05 - Complete49. Random Tribute reviewsSong Fic. Lyrics from Tenacious D. Very scary. Very...RANDOM. Teehee, review! Happens all up in the Shadowland. Shippings? Um...SS. PGl. JSp. HAHAHA. You'll see.Mediator - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 391 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 1-23-05 - Complete50. Damned reviewsShe stopped coming to my shifter lessons. Well, I kept my promise. I stopped de Silva from dying in the first place...I just made one mistake. One fatal mistake... [ONESHOT.]Mediator - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,068 - Reviews: 57 - Published: 12-30-04 - Complete51. Mascara reviewsI'm not crying. It's...it's just the mascara... [Oneshot]Mediator - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 880 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 12-22-04 - Complete52. Fate Worse Than Death reviewsAlternate ending to Haunted. My entry for the Heartbreak competition on the Meg Cabot site. This is kind of sad. Aww, poor Suze. Let's all give her little fictional butt a hug... Awwwwww. [Oneshot]Mediator - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,483 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 12-9-04 - Complete53. Pretty Spry For a Dead Guy reviewsJesse is in love with himself...again.Disclaimed to Meg Cabot and Offspring. Song parody. Hehe...well, I think its funny. So there. Enjoy!Mediator - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 44 - Published: 12-9-04 - Complete54. Cinderella, A True Story reviewsThis is the way it REALLY happened, folks. Disclaim the first paragraph to Roald Dahl. Ze reste es ALL MOI! MUAHAHAHA. HIGHLY SCHIZOPHRENICFairy Tales - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 11-27-04 - Complete55. Jesse And Suze WILL Find A Way reviewsMy one and only theory that you'll ever read. Eww, I have a mosquito on my hand...Anyway, yeah, read. It's very inspirational. Teehee. Not an actual story, but...shut up. Love Lolly.Mediator - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,482 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 11-20-04 - Complete56. Sin reviewsLust is a traitorous thing. Jesse left, and Susannah's vulnerability is at Paul's mercy. [Poem, VERY HOT.]Mediator - Rated: T - English - Drama/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 34 - Published: 11-15-04 - Complete57. Ghost of a Man reviewsDays are daunting when you know your fairy tale romance will never, ever work out. Against the odds, Jesse and I will find a way. Jesse, my ghost. My one and only...my undoing...Mediator - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 375 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 11-13-04 - Complete58. Ode to Paulie reviewsOne-shot. You gotta love my pointless poetry. Here is the invincible Ode to Paulie. Nasty stuff, I tell you. A twisted, warped tribute to the hottest blue-eyed shifter around. LONG LIVE PAUL SLATER.Mediator - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 35 - Published: 11-8-04 - Complete59. A Stupid, Eccentric, Freaky Poem I Wrote at 3AM » reviewsDon’t bother reading, if you're short of patience. This has no point. No beginning, middle, end. It’s not even funny. I just needed to write it. It’s so sad, and cheesy, it will leave you all braindead. I'm glad I got that off my chest. FOOLS!Mediator - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Poetry - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,700 - Reviews: 52 - Published: 10-16-0460. Addicted » reviewsSEQUEL TO TWISTED WORLD. Jesse's gone. Suze is alone and falls prey to a new threat. A murderous Paul Slater is back, darkly addicted to his obsession: Suze. He'll win her even if it means killing her. Oh and then there's the vampire thing... [Hiatus]Mediator - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 21 - Words: 95,318 - Reviews: 431 - Updated: 9-3-04 - Published: 3-8-0461. 20 Things I Hate About You reviewsA series of twenty things that Suze can't stand about Jesse...idea taken from 10 Things I Hate About You. Haha, 10 wasn't enough for The Lollster! [One Shot]Mediator - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 297 - Reviews: 62 - Published: 8-29-04 - Complete62. Possessed reviewsWhen Jesse leaves, Suze learns what it's truly like to kiss Paul Slater... Oooh, that sounded corny. My bad. Lolly's response to the Kissing Paul Slater competition on the Meg Cabot site. [Oneshot]Mediator - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 8-13-04 - Complete63. Behind Blue Eyes reviewsHA! You gotta read this! One-shot songfic, I guarantee you'll like it! YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO. A Paul POV. Disclaimer: To Meg Cabot and Limp Bizkit. Now, READ AND REVIEW!Mediator - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 290 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 7-9-04 - Complete64. Seven and Deadly » reviewsBehind one of the doors lurked something that Suze wasn't expecting. Something that turned her and six others into reflections of the Seven Deadly Sins... Lust, anger, sloth, greed, gluttony, envy... and pride. They're destructive, unstoppable... [HIATUS]Mediator - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,504 - Reviews: 57 - Updated: 4-19-04 - Published: 4-11-0465. Hate to Love reviewsSusie, when you gonna learn? ...Touch the fire, and it burns..." Dark songfic by Paul. Reflects on his relationship with her, taken out of story Addicted. One-shot... "Love to hate you, hate to love you..."Mediator - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 4-17-04 - Complete66. Twisted World » reviewsWhat if Paul was the ghost that haunted Suze's bedroom, still his sleazy, sly self? What if Jesse was alive and a powerful shifter? Would sparks still fly between him and Suze? And how far would Paul go to get what he wants...? [Sequel: Addicted]Mediator - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 78,911 - Reviews: 330 - Updated: 3-6-04 - Published: 12-27-03 - Complete67. A Secret Revealed » reviewsFour strange ghosts have visited Suze, but they don't want her help. But their presence isn't just a case of not moving on. Oh, no, it's a case that's put Suze's life in jeopardy as she tries to solve an ancient Egyptian mystery in time. [Kill me]Mediator - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 26,160 - Reviews: 66 - Updated: 12-25-03 - Published: 8-29-0368. Get out Jesse, and never come back » reviewsMy Jesse is cursed. It's all Paul’s fault, so he can’t BLAME me for accidentally killing him. But now we’re stuck in a horrific hell, trying to get life back. What's Paul hiding? I'm against the clock to get Jesse back before it's too late. [Finished]Mediator - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 42,471 - Reviews: 144 - Updated: 12-19-03 - Published: 9-4-03 - Complete69. Rapungo reviewsOne-shot fractured fairytale. An insane man, living in a nut house shares his "Rapunzel" story, of having the longest armpit hair in the world. Very funny, please RRFairy Tales - Rated: K - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,414 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 12-17-03 - Complete
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