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Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter. PERSONAL STUFFS: Favorite Book Series: I have it narrowed down to four: Maximum Ride, Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, and the Hunger Games (not necessarily in that order) Favorite Books Not in a Series: The Princess Bride, The Hobbit Favorite Movies: Harry Potter, the Hunger Games, Percy Jackson (even though it, by no means, resembles the books, whatsoever), The Sorcerer's Apprentice, The Phantom of the Opera, The Amazing Spiderman (can't wait for the second one :D), The Princess Bride, Wreck-It-Ralph, Brave, The Croods, The Hobbit, (almost) anything Disney (you know, the classics and stuff) Favorite Candy: Reese's Pieces (MAN... those are GOOD!) Favorite Color: Ooooh... That's a toughy. Um... blue, green, orange, purple, black, and silver. Favorite Food: Hmmm... Everything... Favorite Band: Skillet! (Hero, Monster, Awake and Alive, stuff like that... and just about any other Christian music)... Oh and I've just started liking Imagine Dragons: they are really good, too. :) But, I've started believing The Skrill is real (from a fan-fic called GG Rock and Roll. I really love that story and siriusly (hehe Sirius) googled the skrill... that band sadly did not pop up... at least I tried...) :) Favorite Animal: Penguins, Elephants, and Dolphins Favorite Pet: dogs (my toy poodle Taffy)... Oh my gosh! I was talking to my mom and I was trying to tell her to keep Taffy away from something... But it came out, "Hey! Can you keep FANG away from that?" It was hilarious! That's how much I love Fang for you. :) Favorite Article of Clothing: FUZZY SOCKS! :) Favorite Drink: Water (Yeah... I know I'm weird, but I don't like coke.) Favorite Flower: Lily Favorite MR Character: Fang (TEAM FANG ALL THE WAY!!!), then Max, then Iggy, then Nudge, then Gazzy, then Angel (I don't like Angel all that much...) Favorite HP Character: Hermione, Luna, Sirius, James, Remus, or Lily (GO MARAUDERS!) Favorite HP Professor: Snape, Lupin, or McGonagall (Is that how you spell it?) Favorite PJ Character: Percy, Annabeth, or Leo Favorite HG Character: Katniss, Peeta, Rue, Finnick, or Haymitch (TEAM PEETA ALL THE WAY!!!) All Time Favorite Pairings: James and Lily/ Fang and Max :) Favorite Season: Fall, then Winter, then Spring, then Summer. (I like to be cold, even though I live in Alabama... and yes, I realize I just told you where I live... That's as specific as I'm getting.) Do you like the beach? Heeeheee... no. I hate the beach. To be honest, it really creeps me out. Sharks, jellyfish, drowning... Favorite Day of the Week: Saturday Favorite Holiday: Christmas :) Favorite Number: 10, I guess... I like numbers that end in 5 or 0, cause I think they're cool (5, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30, and so on and so forth...) Favorite Type of Fruit Snacks (Random much?): Scooby-Doo (The green ones are the best...) Gender: Female Name: Does it matter? (It's Morgan. Although that is my middle name cause that's what I go by.) Age: 14 (I'll be fifteen in July...) Grade: Currently in ninth grade. First year of high school. :) Hobbies: Reading, Writing, Reading, Hanging out with friends, Reading, aaaaaaaaand Reading :) Appearance Blonde, curly/wavy hair; blue eyes; average height Possible Names for Your Children: (First Name and Middle Name) Lily Elizabeth and Amelia Jane for girls. Not quite sure about boy names yet. :) Who do you live with? My mom, dad, brother Austin (16 and about to be 17), and my puppy Taffy (around two-ish). I loooooove Taffy. I love him thiiiiiiis much. ;) (Did you catch the reference? =D)... When I get another dog, I'm gonna name him Fang... =D Do you like your handwriting? Yeah, a little bit. Do you use sarcasm a lot? Sometimes... Do you untie your shoes when you take them off? Nope... Too much work... Are you a morning person or a night person? Night. I stay up really late and read fan-fiction. What do you think the most annoying thing is? When teachers erase the board, but sloppily leave a mark, I go crazy on the inside. :) Also, when I find errors in books, it drives me insane. (I found an error in a textbook once. A TEXTBOOK!) Oh, and when I'm trying to read and someone interrupts me. It takes everything in me to not slap them and tell them to leave me alone. Can't they see I'm trying to read in peace?... How would strangers see you? I don't talk to people I don't know, but I talk to my friends Nudge-style. :) Do you have a boy friend? No, but I like someone that doesn't like me back. Sigh... What do you play in band? Percussion (That's right. I get to bang on stuff for a whole block at school...) :) Hey, guys! Here are some little things I found while browsing. Hope you enjoy. the six truths of life 1. You can't lick all of your teeth with your tongue. 2. You just tried to do the above. 3. The first truth is a lie. 4. You're smiling now because you're realizing you're an idiot. 5. You'll copy this into your profile for some other sucker to read it. 6. There's still a stupid smile on your face. I seriously fell for that. I did every single one of those. I started laughing really hard at the end. =D I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that stuff up in two seconds. That's why when I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, "Oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you" "In 2012 I won't be freaking out about THE END OF THE WORLD! I'll be too busy freaking out about THE END OF MAXIMUM RIDE!" Dear bullies, See that boy doing his homework in homeroom? Last night he Talked His friend out of suicide. See that girl you just called fat? She is starving herself. See that old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars? He fought for our country. See that young boy you must made fun of for always being sick? He has to walk home in the snow cause his family is too poor. Re-Post this if u r against bullying. I bet 95% of you won't. Girls Don't realize these things; I'm sorry that I bought you roses to tell you that I like you I'm sorry That I was raised with respect not to sleep with you when you were drunk I'm sorry That my body's not ripped enough to "satisfy" your wants I'm sorry that I open your car door, and pull out your chair like I was raised I'm sorry That I'm not cute enough to be "your guy" I'm sorry That I am actually nice; not a jerk I'm sorry I don't have a huge bank account to buy you expensive things I'm sorry I like to spend quality nights at home cuddling with you, instead of at a club I'm sorry I would rather make love to you then just screw you like some random guy. I'm sorry That I am always the one you need to talk to, but never good enough to date I'm sorry That I always held your hair back when you threw up, and didn't get mad at you for puking in my car, but when we went out you went home with another guy I'm sorry That I am there to pick you up at 4am when your new man hit you and dropped you off in the middle of nowhere, but not good enough to listen to me when I need a friend I'm sorry If I start not being there because it hurts being used as a door mat, only to be thrown to the side when the new jerk comes around I'm sorry If I don't answer my phone anymore when you call, to listen to you cry for hours, instead of getting a couple hours of sleep before work I'm sorry that you can't realize.. I've been the one all along. I'm sorry If you read this and know somebody like this but don't care But most of all I'm sorry For not being sorry anymore I'm sorry That you can't accept me for who I am I'm sorry I can never do anything right, and nothing that I do is good enough to make it in your world. I'm sorry I caught your boyfriend with another girl and told you about it, I thought that was what friends were for... I'm sorry That I told you I loved you and actually meant it. I'm sorry That I talked to you for nine hours on Thanksgiving when your boyfriend was threatening you instead of spending time with my family. I'm Sorry That I cared I'm sorry that I listen to you at night talking about how you wish you could have done something different. Ladies always complain and gripe to their friends that there is never any good guys out there, and they always end up with assholes who mistreat them. Well ladies, next time you're complaining, maybe look up to see who you're complaining to, maybe that special someone is right there hanging on your every word as usual, screaming in his head "Why won't you give me a chance?" Because the person you are usually searching for is right by you. If you're a guy and you agree with this letter, copy and paste into your profile as 'I'm sorry' If You're one of the FEW girls with enough guts to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile as 'Girls Don't Realize These Things' A true boyfriend (What a boyfriend should do) When she walks away from you mad Follow her When she stare's at your mouth When she pushes you or hit's you When she start's cussing at you When she's quiet When she ignores you When she pull's away When you see her at her worst When you see her start crying When you see her walking When she's scared When she lay's her head on your shoulder When she steal's your favorite hat When she tease's you When she doesnt answer for a long time When she look's at you with doubt When she say's that she like's you When she grab's at your hands When she bump's into you When she tell's you a secret When she looks at you in your eyes When she misses you When you break her heart When she says its over When she repost this bulletin Stay on the phone with her . . . even if shes not saying anything When she's mad hug her tight . . . and don't let go When she says she's ok, dont believe it, just talk with her . . . because 10 yrs later she'll remember you Call her at 12:00am on her birthday . . . to tell her you love her Call her . . . before you sleep and after you wake up Treat her well . . . like she's all that matters to you Tease her . . . and let her tease you back Stay up all night with her . . . when she's sick Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show . . . even if you think its stupid Give her the world, and let her wear your clothes When she's bored and sad . . . hang out with her, and let her know she's important Kiss her in the pouring rain When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will : Every Girl's Dream 1. Getting kissed in the pouring rain 2. Have that one hot kiss where your pressed against the wall 3. Have a guy that thinks you're the world 4. Have a guy that holds on as long as possible when giving hugs 5. A guy that whispers he loves you in your ear 6. Have that moment where you just gaze into each other's eyes 7. When you cry, he kisses your tears away. 8. When you're not with your guy he's all that you can think about 9. Wearing his jacket (or his sweatshirt) and everytime you breath in, his scent surrounds you. 10. A guy who will watch any movie with you, no matter how teary eyed you may get. When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of questions, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying. When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be hers forever. When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered. When a girl says "I love you." she means it. When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that. Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person. Find a guy who calls you BEAUTIFUL instead of HOT, and calls you back when you hang up on him. The guy who will STAY AWAKE just TO WATCH YOU SLEEP. Wait for the guy who KISSES YOUR FOREHEAD, Who wants to show you off to the world when you're in SWEATS. The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he CARES about you and how LUCKY he is to have you there for him. The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's HER." If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life. If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you. Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you. Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere. So get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity. Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress. "Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat, or will stay awake just to watch you sleep... wait for the boy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, who thinks you're just as pretty without makeup on. One who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares and how lucky he is to have YOU... The one who turns to his friends and says, thats her..." Saw this and thought it was super sweet and sad. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, now slow down! Guy: Now give me a big hug. She gives him a big hug Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me. In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. You say Pink, I say Black. You say Pop, I say Rock. You say Justin Bieber(gag), I say Coldplay. You say Shakira, I say Skillet. You say Edward, I say Fang. You say Valentine's day, I say Halloween. You say Claires, I say I DON'T LIKE SHOPPING! You say piano I say guitar You say drawing, I say writing. You Say The Hills, I say *picks up a book* READ! You say I'm a freak, I say, why thank you. On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's the only time I have to work on my hair). On a bag of Fritos! ..You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)? On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how?...) On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion). On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)! On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought?...) On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?) On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.) On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and.. .I'm taking this because?...) On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?) On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.) On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash) On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?) On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.) On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?) On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits". (So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.) This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't. A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it? Repost this if you truly believe in God. PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what, and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you. ONE DAY A DAD COMES HOME DRUNK AND MAD. HE PULLS OUT A GUN AND SHOOTS HIS WIFE AND THEN TURNS THE LITTLE GIRL ASKS THE TEACHER: How did that man get THE TEACHER REPLIED: He never did. THE LITTLE GIRL ARGUED: Yes he did when mommy 66% of u won't repost this. BUT REMEMBER THE BIBLE SAID, ''DENY JESUS IN FRONT OF YOUR FRIENDS If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.’ A drunk man in an Oldsmobile They said had run the light That caused the six-car pileup On 109 that night. When broken bodies lay about 'And blood was everywhere,' 'The sirens screamed out eulogies,' For death was in the air. 'A mother, trapped inside her car,' Was heard above the noise; Her plaintive plea near split the air: 'Oh, God, please spare my boys!' She fought to loose her pinned hands; 'She struggled to get free,' But mangled metal held her fast In grim captivity. Her frightened eyes then focused 'On where the back seat once had been,' But all she saw was broken glass and Two children's seats crushed in. Her twins were nowhere to be seen; 'She did not hear them cry, ' 'And then she prayed they'd been thrown free, ' 'Oh, God, don't let them die! ' Then firemen came and cut her loose, 'But when they searched the back, ' 'They found therein no little boys, ' But the seat belts were intact. They thought the woman had gone mad 'And was traveling alone, ' 'But when they turned to question her, ' They discovered she was gone. Policemen saw her running wild And screaming above the noise 'In beseeching supplication, ' Please help me find my boys! They're four years old and wear blue shirts; 'Their jeans are blue to match.'' 'One cop spoke up, ''They're in my car, ' And they don't have a scratch. They said their daddy put them there 'And gave them each a cone, ' Then told them both to wait for Mom To come and take them home. 'I've searched the area high and low, ' But I can't find their dad. 'He must have fled the scene, ' 'I guess, and that is very bad.' 'The mother hugged the twins and said, ' 'While wiping at a tear, ' 'He could not flee the scene, you see, ' 'For he's been dead a year.' 'The cop just looked confused and asked, ' 'Now, how can that be true? ' 'The boys said, ''Mommy, Daddy came ' 'And left a kiss for you.'' ' He told us not to worry 'And that you would be all right, ' And then he put us in this car with 'The pretty, flashing light. ' 'We wanted him to stay with us, ' 'Because we miss him so, ' 'But Mommy, he just hugged us tight ' And said he had to go. He said someday we'd understand 'And told us not to fuss, ' 'And he said to tell you, Mommy, ' 'He's watching over us.' The mother knew without a doubt 'That what they spoke was true, ' 'For she recalled their dad's last words, ' 'I will watch over you.' ANGELS EXIST but some times, since they don't all have wings, we call them FRIENDS. Pass this on to your true friends. Something good will happen to you at 11:11 in the evening; something that you have been waiting to hear. Do not break this prayer, post it on your profile! :D Things Maximum Ride has Taught Us: 1. Being different is okay. 2. Even the little things can help save the world. 3. Red-heads are evil! 4. Love always makes itself known. Even if it takes you five books and fourteen years of your life to see it, it's there. 5. 6-year-olds do have the ability to take over the world. 6. Duct tape is a handy tool if you have a mimicking 8-year-old. 7. The loss of a vet would be a tragedy. 8. Dressing in dark clothes and never talking does not make you emo; it makes you Fang-like. 9. French is the universal language. 10. Fang-sized is an acceptable form of measurement. 11. Count your blessings. 12. Teen magazines don't help you in life or death situations. (eh never was into them anyway) 13. Nachos and Moutain Dew are proper mind controlling devices. 14. Fang has the power to sum up your life story in nine words. 15. Even a kick-a, leader of a merry band of mutants like Max can make mistakes. 16. Never get hooked on Valium. 17. The best breed of dogs are talking Scotties!! 18. If one cannot be corrupted by power or money, there's always Snicker's bars. 19. It is okay to sell your soul for a chocolate-chip cookie. 20. Kids are better than adults. 21. You'll know the Apocalypse is coming when Max is wearing a dress. 22. The best cooks are blind pyros. 23. Submarines are tiny tin cans of doom. 24. Desert rat should always be cooked to well-done. 25. School really is an evil place. 26. Teachers really are out to get you. 27. Remember to flap. 28. Only one bird kid could pull off preppy Top-Siders. 29. GIRLS KICK BOYS' BUTTS!! Maximum Ride Stuffs: 1. You're friends think you're crazy for being obsessed with six flying kids and their talking dog. 2. You see someone in a white lab coat then run off screaming. 3. You've called one of your siblings/friends/family members Max, Fang, Iggy, Nudge, Gazzy, or Angel. 4. You refuse to talk to anyone who's named Ari. 5. You claim you have wings. 6. You drool when you hear the word 'Fang'. 7. You daydream about meeting the flock. 8. You've reread Maximum Ride about 3 times or more. 9. You look for the flock's theme songs and get excited when you find one that fits perfect. 10. You study about birds. 11. You hate science class/refuse to dissect any type of animal. 12. You have a crush on Iggy or Fang or both. 13. You read Fang's blog daily. Even though you know it's JP talking. 14. You're waiting for your 'Nick Ride'. 15. You are counting down the days for the next book. (Which is coming out, ironically, in 2012.) 16. You will go to the first opening for the movie, even if it's at midnight. 17. You look in the mirror cautiously to make sure your reflection is not an Eraser. 18. You hate dog crates. 19. You think scientists are evil. 20. You argue with people if Max is a girl's name or a guy's. 21. When your spending the night at a friend's, you say you'll take first watch. 22. You've found a new respect for blind people. 23. You think MR is the best series ever and you want to meet James Patterson, author. 24. You say 'U and A' a lot. 25. You think you have a Voice like Max. 26. You've gotten your Online Friends hooked on it. 27. You use sarcastic remarks from MR. 28. You know what 'Fax' is. 29. You were one of the characters from MR for Halloween. 30. You claim to have brain attacks. 31. You protect your thoughts. Angel might be reading them. 32. You give a crazy look to people who don't know what MR is. 33. You daydream of flying. 34. You love chocolate chip cookies. 35. You seriously felt like you were in the book. 36. If you want to become a writer because of MR 37. If they make a poster, shirt, key-chain, button, anything MR you will buy it. 38. If you love Fan-fiction. 39. In school, it's hard to concentrate because you're thinking of Maximum Ride. 40. You want a talking dog. You know you're addicted to MR when: 1. You know what MR means first of all. 2. When someone says “the School,” you think of an experimentation building in Death Valley. Not an educational facility. 3. Max is a girl’s name. 4. You have a newfound respect for blind people. 5. You half-expect dogs to talk and sprout wings. 6. Looking out to the sky, you want to so badly spot six flying bird kids. 7. You’d kill to be a bird kid. 8. You’re neither Team Edward nor Jacob. You’re Team Fang. 9. You hate the name Brigid, Lissa, and Dylan. 10. You wish to own an E-shaped house in the Colorado mountains one day. 11. You’re still single because you want someone like Fang to come and sweep you off your feet. Literally. 12. You start to like Avan Jogia JUST because he’s going to play Fang in the movie. (i honestly do not know who he is soooo) 13. Erasers are wolves, not school supplies. 14. You wish your mom was as cool as Dr. M. 15. You start to be skeptical of office buildings. 16. You develop claustrophobia. 17. Anything that is called “The Institute” makes you think it’s sketchy. 18. You only WISH you’re friends were pyros. 19. You automatically think of Fang when you see a kid dressed in all black. 20. You make a list of ways to kill Lissa and Dylan slowly and painfully. 21. WHY CAN'T IGGY JUST BE REAL???? *coughs awkwardly* The Maximum Ride Pledge. I promise to remember Max When someone has leadership skills I promise to remember Angel When I see something with gills I promise to remember Fang When someone doesn't talk a lot I promise to remember Ari When someone is forgot I promise to remember Gazzy When I see a giant bomb I promise to remember Dr. Martinez When I see a great mom I promise to remember Nudge When someone talks too much I promise to remember Jeb When someone hates my guts I promise to remember Iggy When I see someone blind I promise to remember Dylan When I see a face I want to grind I promise to remember Total When I see a little dog And I promise to remember The Flock When I see birds through the fog I promise to remember Maximum Ride Where ever I go" Max: Do I ever cross your mind? Fang: No Max: Do you like me? Fang: No Max: Do you want me? Fang: No Max: Would you cry if I left? Fang: No Max: Would you live for me? Fang: No Max: Would you do anything for me? Fang: No Max: Choose--me or your life Fang: My life Max runs away in shock and pain and Fang runs after her and says... The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind. The reason why I don't like you is because I love you. The reason I don't want you is because I need you. The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left. The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you. The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you. The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life. You KNOW your a Hunger Games fan when... You refrence it in your daily life You read all three books and then wanted more You know all the words to the songs on the soundtrack You saw the movie You gave Rue the District 12 Salute when she died in the movie You nitpicked everything wrong in the movie, but then continued to say it was awesome You count down the days until the next movie opens You have at least 1 Hunger Games product other than the books(Pin, earrings, necklace, Tribute Guide, Action Figures etc.) You have a poster in your room You have a hand-drawn Mockingjay somewhere You have "Down With The Capitol!" written on a piece of paper hanging in your locker You and your friends call yourselves 'Tributes' You hold, or wish you could hold, a mock Games You say 'Team Katniss, Rue, Prim, or Finnick' when someone asks you what team your on because you already know she ends up with Peeta anyway You gave names to Katniss and Peeta's son and daughter You just wanted to strangle Peeta when he tried to strangle Katniss You wanted to lock Katniss and Gale in a room together at the end of Mockingjay and say "Neither of you are leaving until you make up!" You wonder what happened to Buttercup... You ponder what ever happened to Vick, Rory, and Posy You think stories about Madge and Gale getting married are ridiculous, because she died (unless they gave her a liable backstory) You wonder how Effie uses the bathroom with those nails You wear the pin everyday (if you have it) You know Josh Hutcherson made Jennifer Lawrence wet herself on set You are aware Jen does not like shoes You are aware that said actress had to be taught how to run properly You know Jennifer and Josh called each other "Rednecks" You know that Jen and Josh had to be forced into acting like they liked each other because they were like brother and sister You know Jen swore a lot in front of Willow You know who Willow is You know Jen had a lot of fart jokes up her sleeve You know Amandla almost laughed during her death scene because of Jen You know who Amandla is You know Amandla and Willow made fast friends You know that Leven Rambin was Rosie the Dark Angel on Wizards of Waverly Place You know who Leven portrays in the movie You considered taking archery lessons You immediatley think 'Primrose' or 'Rue' when you think of flowers You say any name in the series when someone asks for a good name You noticed Cato and Glimmer snuggled together in the movie You want to try to bake bread You sing Rue's Mockingjay call to your neighborhood birds in hopes they will reply A Hunger Games Addict’s Prayer I promise to remember Rue When mockingbirds’ songs wake me I’ll think of Foxface every time I eat a strange new berry If a little girl ever pets a goat I promise to think of Prim And if my best friend acts depressed Then Gale; I’ll think of him When I toss some wood in the fire I’ll think of Katniss every time And I’ll always think of Peeta When I eat cake that is sublime The Capitol will cross my mind When someone is unfair I’ll be sure to think of Clove Each time I pretend to care I’ll always think of Glimmer If someone’s pretty, but a dunce And Thresh will occupy my mind If I spare someone, something... Once Whenever I watch a reality show I will think of the Hunger Games I’ll sure imagine Haymitch If someone calls me names I swear to think of Cato When I’m homicidally inclined I’ll make sure I think of Effie When there’s nothing on my mind I swear to remember the Hunger Games and Catching Fire, Mockingjay too It’s important to think of the characters But they’re NOT mine (So, Collins, don’t sue!) HOW HARRY POTTER FANS DIFFER FROM NORMAL PEOPLE: Normal People: Fear the name of the Shakespeare play "Macbeth" Normal People: De-weed a garden Normal People: Think time travel is impossible Normal People: Compete in the FIFA World Cup Normal People: Gather into groups because of natural disasters Normal People: Cry when a childhood pet dies Normal People: Think that no one can come back to life Normal People: Don't have this on their profile "You say Twilight I say Harry Potter 20 things that Harry Potter has taught me ... 1 Bellatrix Lestrange taught me that there is a reason behind madness. 2 Argus Filtch taught me that even the most bitter people are capable of love. 3 Rodolphus Lestrange taught me that there are just some really horrible people in the world. 4 Pansy Parkinson taught me that it is alright to need someone to pick up the pieces when things fall apart. 5 Petunia Dursley taught me that everyone needs to be encouraged and complemented from time to time. 6 Dolores Umbridge taught me that sometimes it is better to live in innocence. 7 Lucius Malfoy taught me that even if people are dead, you should still do good to their memory. 8 Arabella Figg taught me that running away from problems never solves anything. 9 Percy Weasley taught me that blood is thicker than pride. 10 Narcissa Malfoy taught me that people will do anything for the person they love. 11 Minerva McGonagall taught me that even the cleverest of people make the stupidest mistakes. 12 Rita Skeeter taught me that humiliation hurts, but that revenge is just as bad. 13 Regulus Black taught me that you shouldn't always listen to everything your parents say. 14 Mundungus Fletcher taught me that some people will never be credited for their brilliant deeds of love. 15 Fenrir Greyback taught me that some people shouldn't be pitied. 16 Lavender Brown taught me that some people are more fragile than they appear. 17 Andromeda Tonks taught me that it is alright to wallow when things go wrong. But that you have to build your strength from your experiences. 18 Poppy Pomfrey taught me that it is always the quiet ones. 19 Gilderoy Lockhart taught me that being famous isn't everything. 20 Harry Potter taught me to never judge a book by its cover. Harry Potter: I promise to remember Harry, when I'm in the lead, I promise to remember Ron, when I'm embarrased, I promise to remember Hermione, when I help somebody out, I promise to remember Ginny, when I'd do anything for love, I promise to remember Draco, when I meet a bully, I promise to remember Goyle, when I think someone's a troll, I promise to remember Crabbe, when someone's as dumb as a lampost, I promise to remember Neville, when I'm a little nervous, I promise to remember Luna, when I see a Nargle, I promise to remember Cho, when I feel like crying, I promise to remember Tonks, when I feel hyper, I promise to remember Remus, when I feel ashamed, I promise to remember Dumbledore, when I feel betrayed, I promise to remember George, when I lose my best friend, I promise to remember Fred, whenever I laugh, I promise to remember Arthur, when I'm interested in something, I promise to remember Voldemort, when I blow things out of proportion, I promise to remember Sirius, whenever I need some dogs to play with, I promise to remember the Marauders, when I play with my friends, I promise to remember Molly, when I meet someone who's loyal, I promise to remember Percy, whenever I feel ambitious, I promise to remember Oliver, when I can't stop an obsession, I promise to remember Charlie, when I'm on holiday, I promise to remember Bill, when I don't care what others think, I promise to remember Fluer, when looks aren't everything, I promise to remember Harry Potter, wherever I go, 'Cos I'm a big fan, and I hope that show R.I.P: Sirius Black, Remus Lupin, Nymphadora Tonks Lupin, Albus Dumbledore, Fred Weasley I, Colin Creevy, Cedric Diggory, Severus Snape, Alastor 'Mad-Eye' Moody, Dobby, Lily Evans Potter, James Potter I, Hedwig, and Ted Tonks. NORMAL PEOPLE AND PJO FANS NORMAL PEOPLE: Rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast NORMAL PEOPLE: Say OMG! NORMAL PEOPLE: Go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings NORMAL PEOPLE: Say shut up or I'll tell on you! NORMAL PEOPLE: Think that PJO fans are stupid NORMAL PEOPLE: When being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! NORMAL PEOPLE: Get nervous/scared during thunderstorms NORMAL PEOPLE: Would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation NORMAL PEOPLE: Don't have this on their profile The Percy Jackson pledge: I swear on the river Styx that... I promise to remember Percy I'm That Girl: who passes all the classes she hates and fails the ones she loves. I'm That Girl: who'd rather take a book to the school dance than a date. I'm That Girl: who closes her locker door on her hand. I'm That Girl: who doesn't fit in with who she should and isn't quite the same as who she does fit in with. I'm That Girl: whose friends are so important to her she considers them family I'm That Girl: who'd leave her life to live in a book if she could. I'm That Girl: who is always there and loves that you're always there, even if I don't need to say it I'm That Girl: who wears all black clothing and cracks up at everything you say. I'm That Girl: Who will forget we're racing in P.E. and wait for you to catch up. I'm That Girl: who refuses to live in reality. I'm That Girl: who loves fanfiction. I'm That Girl: who loves being That Girl. How to Tell if You're a Writer -If you talk to yourself. Copy and Paste this if you're a writer. B.O.O.M.M.! Board Out Of My Mind 1. Your real name? Morgan 2. Your Gangster name: (first three letters of first name plus izzle) Morizzle (If I dropped the 'i' it'd be cooler...) 3. Detective name: (fav color and fav animal) Blue dog (isn’t that a painting or something...) 4. Soap opera name: (middle name and current street name) Morgan Weatherford 5. Star Wars name: (First 3 letters of last name, first two letters of your first name, and last 3 letters of mom's maiden name) Mitmorsul (Wow. That sounds cool...) 6. Superhero name: (2nd fav color and fav drink) Black Water 7. Arab name: (2nd letter of first name, 3rd letter of last name, any letter of middle name, second letter of moms maiden name, third letter of dads middle name, 1st letter of siblings first name, last letter of moms middle name.) Atoulaa (Haha. How weird is that?) 8. Witness protection name: (moms middle name) Lea 9. Goth name: (black and one of your pet's names) Black Taffy 10. Hippie Name (type your name with your elbow) kmlorfghasmn (Uhhhhhhh... That's weird...) Let's try again... mlorfvgan (That's a little better... but not much...) STUPID TEST Copy and paste this into a new email, then fill this test out by putting an 'x' in the boxes next to the things you have done. If not, then leave it blank. x Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking. x You've run into a glass/screen door. x You have jumped out of a moving vehicle x You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird looks. X You have run into a tree/bush. You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow. Do dogs count? 'Cause they can. I watched my dog lick his elbow just the other day.) x You have tried to lick your elbow. x You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune. x You just tried to sing them. x You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen. You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it. x You've never seen the Matrix. x You type only with two fingers. You have accidentally caught something on fire x you tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your eyes/nose. x you have caught yourself drooling. x you have been caught drooling, talking, or sleeping in class x sometimes you just stop thinking x You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about. People often shake their heads and walk away from you. x You are often told to use your 'inside voice'. x You use your fingers to do simple math. x You have eaten a bug. x you are taking this test when you should be doing something more important x You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it. x You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand. x you forward a forward because you are scared that what they say will happen to to you if you don’t. x You break a lot of things. Your friends know not to use big words around you. x You tilt your head when you're confused. x You have fallen out of your chair before. x When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling. x The word 'um' is used many times a day This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! (I don't even want to know how many I have done, the things in bold are the idiotic events that I have done.) 1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out 2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails 3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it 4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking 5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking 6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head 7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself (That means they are looking at you too... =D) 8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand 9. Tried to push open a door that said pull 10. Tried to pull open a door that said push 11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion 12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else 13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs 14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave 15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair 16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble 17.Have had the juice from a mini tomato/grape squirt out and hit somebody else or yourself when you bit into it 18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard 19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name (That was EMBARASSING!) 20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or kickball with flip flops on or you were barefoot 21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on 22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle. 23. Have run into a closed door (well not run persay) 24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else 25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it 26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke 27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer 28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan 29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk 30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock 31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it 32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside 33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else 34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property 35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot 36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on 37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in 38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard 39. Walked into a pole 40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident (it wasn't by accident) 41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house 42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on 43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small 44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it 45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do. 46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it 47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up 48. Have poked yourself in the eye 49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on 50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair, (You can do that?) 51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test (i just cant remember them all, too many) 52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil 53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it 54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was. 55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were 56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on 57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day. 58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it 60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie 61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa 62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it 63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence 64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person 65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side 66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions 67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong 68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it 69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out 70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught 71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face 72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb 73. Ran into a door jam 74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid 75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it 76. Have purposely licked playground sand 77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band 78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't 79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people 80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out 81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off 82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again 83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back. 84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about (Cat...Bird...) 85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair 86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone (fun fun) 87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird (Who does that!) 88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at people 89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria 90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it. 91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil 92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them 93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper 94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours 95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story 96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs 97. You have spelled your own name wrong before When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling. 99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class 100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth (I just realized there is no 98...) If you have your own personal bubble space copy and paste this into your profile. If you have sudden mood changes out of nowhere copy and paste this into your profile. There is nothing wrong with any religion, race, or gender. If you believe in tolerance towards all people copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character copy and paste this on your profile. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with Twilight and Maximum Ride, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, The Lonely Teenager, AliceDaSpaz, Skittle.Rocke, Silent_Broken_Heart, St. Fang of Boredom, Nova Ride,FaxRideAllTheWay, Silvermusic384, WordsUnsaid, tomgirl1313, Penguin2310 If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile! Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen Teetering On The Brink Of Insanity Past The Point Of No Return ManLife Sucks, Avatarwolf lilly1542, Itachifanchick, Silver-Arrow-Kitsune-Girl, Dark Wolf on a full Blood, Xx-Erin-xX-AthrunxCagallifan, Laurel Alex, Silvermusic384, WordsUnsaid, tomgirl1313, Penguin2310 If you used to be one of those girls who thought it was irrational to be in love with a fictional character, then read about Fang and changed your mind, copy and paste this onto your profile. 95 of people would panic if the Jonas brothers stood on the roof of a 3 story building and said they were about to jump. If you are one of the 5 who whould get all of your friends, some popcorn, and a soda and scream "JUMP! JUMP! JUMP!" copy this. If you have ever wished you could talk to animals, paste this into your profile. If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust? Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.. Whenever someone asks me to define love, I usually think for a minute, then I spin around and pin the guy's arm behind his back. Now who's asking the questions? :) Copy this and paste it on your profile if you think sarcasm is a conditioned reflex If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile. If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/ someone else, copy this into your profile If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy this into your profile If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile. If your best friends with someone you used to completely hate, copy and paste thing on your profile If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy and paste this onto your profile. If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy and paste this into your profile. If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. If you have a wide range variety of interests, copy and paste this into your profile. If you call book characters "Cute" even though you've never actually seen them, copy this to your profile. If you want to be Max, just to have Fang, copy this into your profile. If you've ever cried because one of your favorite characters dies (Sirius, Dobby, Remus, Tonks, Fred, James, Lily, Snape, Dumbledore, Rue, Finnick, Prim, and many more) copy this. If you come up with stories faster than you can write them...crud...I just came up with another one. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you can smell trouble a mile away, and still walk straight into it, copy and paste this into your profile. If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile 92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off. If you have ever gotten so sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember what you were talking about in the first place, copy this onto your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever spelled your name wrong, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever been forced to sit through a movie so old that King Arthur himself probably wrote the script, copy this. If you are wondering what it would be like to have wings, copy and paste this into your profile If you've ever felt like something was watching you and then turned around to find nothing, copy and paste this into your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your file. EMBRACE THE WEIRDNESS! If you embrace the weirdness, then copy and paste this onto your profile If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile. If several inanimate objects hate you post this on profile. I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, which I am, but I'm also random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy this onto your profile If you can't stand preppy people who talk like this: "I like, can't believe, I like, chipped my manicure!!", copy and paste this into your profile. If you are addicted to FanFiction, copy this. If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile. Research shows that 92 of today's population have moved on to rap. If you are one of the 8 that stayed with rock, metal, pop, country, or alternative, copy and paste this onto your profile! I have a GIANT I mean GIANT GIANT imagination, and I'm proud of it. If you are, copy and paste this line into your profile. If you know you can fly, no matter what the laws of physics state, copy and paste this to your profile If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile I'm a fanfiction reader and writer, and I'm proud of it. If you are, copy and paste this line into your profile. If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile. Ninety-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the two percent who hasn't, copy this and paste it in your profile. 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If you love the whole blind, pyro, mutant, baker thing about Iggy, post this in your profile. If you would kill to have wings, post this in your profile. If you are SO obsessed with Maximum Ride that it is not even FUNNY anymore, post this in your profile. If you have a ridiculously long profile, copy and paste this onto your profile to make it longer. If you are crazy and proud of it copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever pretended to bend the elements, then copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever ran into a glass door, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile If you are against child abuse, copy and paste this into your profile. 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If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile. If there are times when you want to annoy people just for the hell of it, copy this into your profile. If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb (*cough*Fang when he left*cough*), copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever ran into a wall, copy this to your profile. Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Archangel's Requiem, Opresiminya, InuTaiyoukaiGalOfDarkAndLight, tashie1010, ObSeSsEd With ROXAS, animeandmangagirl12, mangafreak14,VyolytSky13, 20 Toes, mnmdancin12, Tomgirl1313, Penguin2310 If you read Maximum Ride School's Out - Forever in under 5 hours copy this into your profile. If you have/ wish you had a dog, and wish he could talk like Total, copy this onto your profile. If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile. If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. 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If you've accidentally called one of your sblings or friends Fang, Iggy, Gazzy, Nudge, Angel or Total copy and paste this is you profile if your friend(s) think you’re crazy for reading a book about six flying kids (and their talking dog) and you don’t care copy and paste this is your pro If every time someone asked you about what maximum ride was about you got a crazy look from them saying am-I-really-hanging-out-with-you type of look and you don’t care copy and paste this in your pro if you'll take first watch copy and paste this is you profile (if you don't get it READ MAXIMUM RIDE!!) IF IGGY'S YOUR LITTLE BLIND PYRO COOKER COPY AND PASTE THIS IS YOUR PROFILE If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. (And cracks. And desks. And chairs. And loose floorboards. And door frames. And air. And...)(I'm worse than Tonks really...) If you think Fang is hot...copy and paste this on your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile. (All the time.) If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile (See above) If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy this into your profile If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile (The teacher always said "Don't lean back in your chair". But Did I listen? NO.) For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. If you have ever tripped up the stairs, copy and paste this into your profile. (Not down. Up.) If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile. (See above.) If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this into your profile If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the trix, copy and paste this into your profile. (Honestly! All he wants is a little bit of sugary cereal and/or yogurt-though the cereal is soooo much better.) If you have ever been poked and made a noise resembling that of a constipated animal, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile! If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile. If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile If you've ever imagined yourself killing off a fictional character so that you could steal her fictional boyfriend, copy this into your profile If you really read all of these for some reason, copy and paste this onto your profilePeople are like slinkies; basically useless, but ever so amusing to watch fall down the stairs. Questions to Ponder... Why can pizza get to your house faster then an ambulance? Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might actually clean them? Where's the good in goodbye? Why are they called apartments when they all stick together? If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal? Am I the only one who finds it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"? Why is abbreviation such a long word? If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done? When the guy first discovered milk...what do you think he was doing? Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? (I can :D) Why you don't ever see the headline: 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? Why 'abbreviated' is such a long word? Why Doctors call what they do 'practice'? Why you have to click on 'Start' to stop (shut down) WindowsXP? Why lemon juice is made with artificial flavour, while dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons? Why the man who invests all your money is called a 'Broker'? Why there isn't mouse flavoured cat food? Who tastes dog food when it has a 'new & improved' flavour? Why Noah didn't swat those two mosquitoes? Why they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? Why they don't make the whole plane out of the material used for the indestructible black box? Why sheep don't shrink when it rains? Why they are called apartments when they are all stuck together? If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? Why they call the airport 'the terminal' if flying is so safe? If the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit? Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them? if you blow in a dogs face he'll get mad at you, but take him for a car ride, and the first thing he does is stick his head out the window! if two wrongs dont make a right, try three whoever said nothings's impossible, they never tryed slamming a revolving door! apparently 1 in 5 people are chinese, there are five people in my familly so it must be one of them. borrow money from pessimists- they dont expect to get it back! there are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that cant. if olive oil comes from olive's then where does baby oil come from? if quitters never win, and winners never quit, how can it be good to 'quit while your ahead?' whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it? how is it possible to have a civil war? if a fork were made of gold would it still be called silver ware? Can you make a candle out of your earwax? "Cute as a button" Is that supposed to be a compliment? Since when are buttons cute? Can you breathe out of your nose and mouth at the same time? Are marbles made of marble? Why does the last piece of ice always stick to the bottom of the cup? If you pay for a vacation and your plane crashes on the way there, do you get you money back? (Granted you lived) Why did Yankee Doodle name the feather in his hat Macaroni? Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"? Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"? Isn't Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse? If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup? Can you get cornered in a round room? Why do we wash behind our ears? Who really looks there? Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends? If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible? Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet? In that song, she'll be coming around the mountain, who is she? How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone? Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat? Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse? Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate? Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable? Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler? Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’? Why is it that when things get wet they get darker, even though water is clear?? Why is it that when you get out of a swimming pool, your urine is hotter when you use the restroom? Can mute people burp? What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn? Why is chopsticks one of the easiest songs to play on the piano, but the hardest thing to eat with? How come you play at a recital, but recite at a play? If heat rises, then shouldn't hell be cold? Why is there that little space inside strawberries, as if it was meant for a pit, and then the seeds are on the outside? Why isn't chocolate considered a vegetable, if chocolate comes from cocoa beans, and all beans are a vegetable? Why is toilet bowl cleaning liquid only blue? Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin? Why do you go “back and forth” to town if you really must go forth before you go back? Why do shaped macaroni taste better than the normal kind? Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown? Why can't you get a tan on your palms? If your sick for one week and on one of those days they had to cancel school because of snow, do you have to make up that day in June? Why do dogs sniff other dog’s bottoms to say hello, why don’t they just bark in their face or something? Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been free? If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it? You know the expression, "Don't quit your day job?" Well what do you say to people that work nights? Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you're standing in the doorway? In case of an emergency, wouldn't you run out, too, therefore NOT blocking the exit? Why is it that some products you have to turn it upside down to read the directions, and the directions say do not turn upside down? Why is a square meal served on round plates? Why is the 0 on a phone after 1 and not before 1? Which way does a compass point in space? Why are people allowed to put naked statues outside but why can't we run outside naked? Why do all superheroes wear spandex? If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes? Why did Mary own a little lamb? If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money? If you were a genie and a person asked you this wish, "I wish you would not grant me this wish" what would you do? Why are Pringles curved? What happens if your snot freezes in your nose? Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are? If overalls are held up by the snaps at the top, then why do they have belt loops? Why is it that its good to score under par in golf but its bad to be “under par” in any thing else? If scientists were ever going to figure out how to travel through time, wouldn’t we now be seeing people from the future? If our body temperature is normally 98.6 degrees, how come when it's 98 degrees outside, no one is comfortable? Why is it the TWELVE days of Christmas when there is only one day of Christmas? Since a running back runs forward, why is he called a running back? Why is "number" abbreviated as "no"? When there is no "o" in number? Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems? Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey? If a bunch of cats jump on top of each other, is it still called a dog pile? When a boy is named after his dad, he is called 'Junior,' but what do If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch? If all of the Acme stuff doesn't work, why does Wile Coyote keep buying their products? 364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that ? Why is it when we laugh in school the teachers say do you find something funny? When obviously we do? Why do people call it an ATM machine, but they know it's really saying Automated Teller Machine Machine? Why do people say PIN number when that truly means Personal Identification Number Number? They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you agree.If you can't convince them, confuse them. An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed. If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you. What happens if you get scared half to death... twice? Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics. The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all committed suicide. I run with scissors, it makes me feel dangerous. I had amnesia once--or twice. You know what? I don't really even remember. Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film. They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people. Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over. Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is my ceiling? When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane. Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the frisbee getting bigger?" Then I get hit in the face. If swimming is so good for your figure, how do you explain whales? If you don't like my driving then stay off the sidewalk! When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep - not screaming, like the passengers in his car. I smile because I have no idea what's going on! One day, your prince will come. Mine? Oh, he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions. One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject. Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that. Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up. Of course I'm out of my mind! It's dark and scary in there! I'm not afraid of death! What's it going to do? Kill me? Real girls aren't perfect, perfect girls aren't real. You want a perfect girl? Go buy a Barbie Having the love of your life say "We can still be friends" is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it. When someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles to frown about it but it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and punch them! I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned. I used up all my sick days...so I called in dead. Stressed is Desserts backwards :) When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back! :) You're laughing now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then? I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. There's a light at the end of every tunnel...lets just hope it's not a train. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again? I am in shape...round is a shape. I don't swim in your toilet, so don't pee in my pool. You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, and I laugh even harder. Boys are like trees – they take fifty years to grow up. Flying is not inherently dangerous- crashing is. Forecast for tonight: darkness. Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall through a sewer hole and die. Love your enemies. It gets them really confused. If aliens are looking for intelligent life, why the heck are you scared?! I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse. Some say the glass is half full, others the glass is half empty, all I want to know is who's drank my water! Life isn't about the number of breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away. Like choking. why do you love maximum ride people they'll never love you back, WHY DO YOU BREATHE YOUR GONNA DIE ANYWAYS If you can Raed this, you have a sgtrane mnid too. Can you raed this? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. I cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in what oerdr the ltteres in a word are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is that the frsit and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can still raed it whotuit a pboerlm. This is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the word as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! If you can raed this forwrad it You Know You Are a 90’s Kid When... 1. You've ever ended a sentence with the word "PSYCHE!" Who would have thought you'd miss the 90's so much!? Friends FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. FRIENDS:Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS:Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) FRIENDS:Will confort you when the guy rejects you FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter Take Time To Read Each Sentence This is this cat This is is cat This is how cat This is to cat This is keep cat This is a cat This is retard cat This is busy cat This is for cat This is forty cat This is seconds cat Now read the THIRD word of every line About 6 years ago in Indiana, Carmen Winstead was pushed down a sewer opening by 5 girls in her school, trying to embarrass her in front of her school during a fire drill. When she didn't submerge the police were called. They went down and brought up 17 year old Carmen Winstead's body, her neck broke hitting the ladder, then side concrete at the bottom. The girls told everyone she fell... They believed them. FACT: 2 months ago, 16 year old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower he heard laughter from his shower, he started freaking out and ran to his computer to repost it, He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, 5 hours later his mom woke up in the middle of the night cause of a loud noise, David was gone, that morning a few hours later the police found him in the sewer, his neck broke and his face skin peeled off. If you don't repost this saying "She was pushed" or "They pushed her down a sewer" Then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet, the shower, or when you go to sleep you'll wake up in the sewer, in the dark, then Carmen will come and kill you. We already know the girls pushed her down. This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her while she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Natural Highs 1. Falling in love. MURPHY'S LESSER-KNOWN LAWS: 1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. 2. He who laughs last, thinks slowest. 3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. 4. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't. 5. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool. 6. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 probability you'll get it wrong. 7. If you lined up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try to pass them, five or six at a time, on a hill, in the fog. 8. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it. 9. The things that come to those who wait, will be the things left by those who got there first. 10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat all day drinking beer. 11. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries. 12. The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room. 13. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. 14. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people who weren't smart enough to get out of Jury duty. You know you live in 2012 when: 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don’t have a screen name or myspace. 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV. 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5. 11.) & now you're laughing at your stupidity. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did. 1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex. 2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow? 3. Your first initial? 4. Your month of birth? 5. Which color do you like more, black or white? 6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours. 7. Your favorite number? 8. Do you like California or Florida more? 9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more? 10. Write down a wish (a realistic one). Are you done? THE ANSWERS 1. You are completely in love with this person. 2. If you choose: 3. If your initial is: 4. If you were born in: 5. If you choose... 6. This person is your best friend. 7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime. 8. If you choose... 9. If you choose... 10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday. If you seriously read all of that, I congratulate you! *clears throat* CONGRATULATIONS! :) No, but seriously, you really should read it. I think it's quite interesting if I do say so myself. :) You'll learn a lot about me and what I like and stuff. And it's over 15,000 words... Just sayin'... :P | |||||||
1. A Furry Little Problem reviewsOne-shot fanfic of when The Marauders find out dear Moony's little secret. In second-year. Please read and review! :)Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 3-4-13 - Complete
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