Real Name: Willis Hsieh
Nationality: Taiwan
Location: Thailand
Birth: July 22, 1988
Like: Video games
Dislikes: Critics, pessimists, whiners, people who say Brawl is worse than Melee
Favorite games: Mostly Nintendo, and Sonic

I am a MASSIVE fan of Nintendo game series. As you may see, I have been writing many SSBM stories.

All my SSB stories are one whole big series; every single SSB story connects to each other. It is about Master Hand who has united great people of the world to come together and live in harmory. They are called the Smashers. They live happily in Onett, Eagleland, and they spend their time happily. However, there are always evil forces out there and they will always try their best to destroy the evil.

I hope you enjoy my stories!

For your reviews, I do not wish to see any negative ones or criticisms. If you want to criticize, then make sure it is a constructive and positive one, and never forget to praise first. I tend to get offended easily, and it makes me feel bad. So please do not make me sad. After all, you never saw a critic being given Nobel Prize or any awards, do you?

God bless you all!

Smashers Profiles

Master Hand: This powerful Hand is the one who brought the Smashers together, for he believes that people can get into good terms through fighting, and is he right! He has a strong sense of justice and treats the Smashers as his children, even though he makes fun of them at times. He is very smart and is very well aware of what's going on around the world, mostly.

Crazy Hand: The younger brother of Master Hand is really crazy, but he can get serious when he has too. He likes to laugh, dance, and sing at inappropriate times, but he's very reliable too.

Mario Mario: The most popular of the Smashers is a cheerful Italian. He is very kind and always ready to help people, and can he jump!

Peach Toadstool: She is the princess of Mushroom Kingdom, but for some reason doesn't rule there now. She can cook very well and is a very kind girl. She 's not very modest about her own body and is supposedly Mario's girlfriend.

Bowser Koopa: King of the Koopa who was once evil, but have now turned the tables. Still, do not expect him to be the nicest guy in the world. He has a thing for Peach and is not afraid to let everyone know it.

Luigi Mario: Despite being taller than Mario, he is Mario's younger brother and is he such a coward! He would rather run than to fight his enemies. He can unleash the all-powerful Fire Punch that can devastate his enemies, but unfortunately, he has no idea about this move and is always confused when he uses it.

Dr. Mario: He is a distant relative of Mario, which explains why he looks just like him. He is a very good doctor, skilled also in being a dentist and vet. Being a doctor, he just cannot leave injured patients alone, but he is good at beating up people too.

Link: The Hero of Time hailing for Hyrule. He is a skilled swordsman and also with various weapons. He has anger problem whenever he's injured in fights, but lately, he has taken anger management and is not like that anymore. Thanks goodness!

Zelda: The princess of Hyrule is a kind girl and good at house taking. She has some neat magical skills and can transform into her alter ego, Sheik. She is a better fighter in her ninja form.

Young Link: Whether you believe it or not, he is in fact a relative of Link. At least in my stories... He is just as skilled as Link in almost everything, and is good friends with Ness.

Ganondorf Dragmire: Former king of evil, Ganondorf has changed from his evil ways. He can also transform into his alter ego Ganon and become more powerful.

Donkey Kong: This strong ape has a thing for bananas and is very skilled at gardening. He suffers from hearing impairment after being exposed to loud engine explosion, thanks to Fox. Due to this, he is usually slow at learning things and tend to get up to people nerves due to this.

Yoshi: This green dinosaur eats and eats and eats and eats... He's good at laying eggs too, even though he's male. Did I mention he likes to eat?

Kirby: This pink ball likes to eat and eat and eat and is the self-proclaimed rival of Yoshi in eating. He also sucks a lot; any food within his range will be sucked into his mouth.

Ice Climbers: This Eskimo duo consists of the siblings Popo and Nana. They are always cheerful in nature and are especially kind towards animals. They enjoy playing in cold places and can blow icy wind from their mouths. Due to their cold, arctic blood running with their veins, they can still feel cold even in the hottest places.

Mr. Game & Watch: He is perhaps the oddest of the group, being a flat piece of paper after all. He has pretty good knowledge about video games, but he is more of an old-school player. It seems he has a magical pocket of sorts, because he is seen taking out all sorts of stuff out of nowhere all the time.

Fox McCloud: A very smart anthropomorphic fox who is the only one to graduate from a well known college, so therefore he has great knowledge on many things, especially mechanics and computers. He is very kind and in fact, dislikes violence. He is good friends with Falco.

Falco Lombardi: This bluebird is always full of pride. He always boasts and praises himself. In fact, he is so proud of himself that people dislike him for this reason. He is very skilled with machines, especially ones that fly. His wish is to be able to fly using his hands, which probably will never come true.

Pikachu: A talking Pikachu of unknown origin. He isn't the bravest of the bunch, and tends to stay away from violence, though he can pack a punch in fights.

Jigglypuff: A talking Jigglypuff who speaks broken English, and also likes to sing. But because her songs always make people fall asleep at wrong times, everyone avoids listening to her singing.

Pichu: A talking Pichu who is cheerful and energetic all the time. He is attracted to thunderstorms and gets excited when there is one. He is also very cute, so girls like to hug him, and he enjoys it too.

Mewtwo: A Pokemon created by mankind and is dubbed the strongest Pokemon in the world, at least that's what he believes himself to be. He has made humble after an encounter with Master Hand and has begun trying to train himself to be stronger, but at the same time keeping a low esteem of himself because pride is the downfall to mankind. Sadly, Falco doesn't believe this.

Marth Lowell: An ex-prince of the country of Altae. He is a very skilled swordsman specially in using two swords (originally one). He is very calm and serious towards many things and constantly trains himself to be stronger.

Roy Pharae: The prince of the country of Lycia whose mother was a half-dragon. Though he isn't a dragon himself, he shows characteristics to one like being very strong, high durability, and such. He likes to flirt with beautiful girls he comes across, even though he has a wife, Lilina, already.

Douglas J. Falcon: He is mostly known as Captain Falcon to everyone. He is an expert driver and racer and at the same time a very powerful fighter. He is a very nice guy and will help anyone in need. He is my favorite character, that's why you see him taking the most spotlight in my stories. Oh, he can run as fast as a car too. He hates oranges because he believes that they were responsible for the death of his parents.

Samus Aran: At first glance, she may look like a robot, but she is in fact a beautiful woman. Don't try to hit on her, because she's going to hit you first, and no, it's not what you're thinking, so get that crazy thought off your mind. She has a very dark and gloomy past which I'm not bother saying, so just go over and read Armageddon: The Corruption.

Ness: This boy is addicted with video games and also baseball, and he has psychic skills, so he's not your everyday boy. He can talk to animals too.

Wario: It is still on debate whether or not he's a Smashers, but he sure does interact with them oftenly. This fat guy is very greedy when it comes to money. He had been through several treasure hunts and claimed several treasures, therefore he is very rich. He also likes garlic, and is a disgusting guy in the way he doesn't always keep himself clean.

Pit: A angel from the world above the sky, Angel Land. He had always been amazed about the Smashers, and he finally became one when he is of age. He has very good manners and speaks politely, always addressing people with titles. He tends to blame himself for stuffs that happen around him and can get a bit emo.

Solid Snake (John Doe): Formerly the leader of the ruffian group Stray Fox, but after being rescued by the Smashers and seeing their strong sense of justice and determination, he was touched and declared himself a Smasher too. He has great knowledge of weapons, mechanics, and engineering. He is also skilled at stealth tactics, though he doesn't know why he's good at it. His former name is John Doe.

King Dedede: The king of Dream Land is quite lazy, greedy, and selfish. He is a bit over-protective about his own castle and is always worried that the citizens of his country will rebel against him. He is very proud of his position and demands respect from everyone he meets.

Meta-Knight: Former Otaku Elite Member and currently the royal bodyguard of King Dedede; Meta-Knight is a skilled swordsman and engineer with a respect and loyalty to everyone. He is self-proclaimed rival of Kirby and is always determined to get stronger.

Diddy Kong: Donkey Kong's nephew is a very energetic little monkey who enjoys adventures and seeing cool, exciting stuffs, and he can't seem to stay still for a few minutes.

Sonic the Hedgehog: Sonic is a blue anthropomorphic hedgehog who can run at super fast speed. In fact, he runs so fast that he can break the sound barrier! He enjoys adventures and cool stuffs, but is very impatient and can't stand still for too long, and tend to get into things before making them clear first.

Lucas: He is a young boy hailing from Nowhere Island. He is very timid, quiet, shy, and not all that brave, but after being exposed to the death of his mother and his twin brother, he came to believe that it was because of his weakness that caused him to lost his family. Therefore, he has since determined to be strong and brave, though he still stays in the corner most of the time...

Ike Greil: A powerful swordsman who works as a mercenary working for whoever hires him. He has never failed to accomplish any task given to him, and he will do whatever he can to make sure that his task is done to the end.

Robotic Operating Buddy (ROB): A mysterious robot that Ness received as a prize from a toy store, but the robot turned out to be more than one expects. He lost his memory and is trying start life anew with the Smashers. He is very smart and is quick at learning things, as well as being a strong fighter with lots of hidden weapons stored in his body.

Captain Olimar: This odd-looking guy is actually very smart biologist and has published some books regarding animal and plant life. He always wears a space suit because he claims that he cannot breath oxygen, though he ways of getting around it in case he doesn't have his suit with him. He is aways accompanied by plant-like creatures called Pikmin and also carries around Pikmin seeds with him so that he can plant and grow them at will. They are basically his slaves and do everything he says, and they have incredibly short life span. Rumor says that he comes from another planet...

Toon Link: Young Link's faternal twin brother is one heck of an energetic kid. He has a very open and thick-faced personality and can be very agggresive when offended. He is also very active and is well known for his insame abilities in wall and tree climbing as well as several other crazy stunts. Like his twin brother and his cousin, Link, he is also a very skilled swordsman.

Wolf O'Donnel: He is the leader of Star Wolf Team, the rivaling team of Star Fox. He holds a grudge against Fox for reasons that you're better off not knowing and swears that he will take Fox down someday with his own hands. Despite this, he still helps out Fox when he is in danger, but only so that he can let Fox live and get him next time.

Red: A champion trainer from the country of Kanto, a land where Pokemon exist in great numbers and is part of life. He leads a very optimistic and laid back life but is very smart in coming up with battle strategies and tactics. Though not much of a fighter himself, he can be a formidable opponent with his Pokemon at his disposal. His most commonly used Pokemon consists of Pikachu, Venusaur, Snorlax, Gyarados, Aerodactyl, and Poliwrath, and sometimes he'll switch one of them with his Espeon too.

Profiles for Reoccurring Characters
Most OCs will have pictures to let you know what they look like. They're not actual pictures of the character but actually random Internet pictures I think that best describes their appearance.

Parry
Description: A green parrot.
General look: http://img195.imageshack.us/img195/9631/greenparrot.jpg
He is a parrot owned by the Smashers who can speak fluently human language and was a gift to the Smashers from the Pokemon talk show hostess Mary.

Lilina: Roy's lovable wife who is also a mage, therefore she is good at magic. She is aware of Roy's habit of going after every girl he sees, but she just lets it pass since she knows Roy would never cheat on her.

Bentham "Mr. 2 Bon Clay": Formerly a Baroque Work agent working under Crocodile, he has befriended the Smashers and comes to pay them a visit once in a while to show them his amazing dancing skills. He is a man who thinks he's a woman and a thing for Captain Falcon.

Punk
Description: Space Pirate is Mohawk-style protrusion on the head.
He is the leader of the Space Pirate Trio, a band of three that is considered Ridley's most powerful henchmen. With the death of their leader, they have reverted to neutral relationships with the Smashers. He has the Jusenkyo curse of turning into a monkey with the wings of an eagle whenever splashed with cold water, but will turn back when contact with warm water.

Pix
Description: Pretty generic Space Pirate, but always carries around a bag containing gadgets and tools.
Another member of the SP Trio and is a talented inventor of all kinds of gadgets, which he uses to support himself in battle. He has the Jusenkyo curse of turning into a chicken.

Pork
Description: Fat. That's all you have to know.
The fattest and heaviest of any Space Pirate there is. He loves to eat and is usually a bit slow to catch up with what is going on. He has the Jusenkyo curse of turning into a bull.

Reed A. Buke
Description: Looks like a nerd in the way he wears eyeglasses and has generic bowl haircut. He's fat too.
General look: http://img195.imageshack.us/img195/9797/nerd46422fm3.jpg
A fat college student who graduated from College of Economics, though he led people into thinking he was studying in College of Eagleland. He's not smart at all and lacks common sense at times. For instant: Pichu once sneaked into his room and ate his ice-cream, and he thought the ice-cream was evaporated by the sun.

Susanna Luvly
Description: Large muscular bald man with a blond, flowing wig. He has makeups too.
General look: http://img198.imageshack.us/img198/6987/dscn0877hrl.jpg
A man who has become a woman and opens his own night club. He old name is Debuo Fasso and used to be a soldier. His wife left him ever since he changed gender.

Mr. Binko
Description: A large fierce-looking green monster with a single horn on the head.
General look: http://img191.imageshack.us/img191/9025/orcl.png
The rich prince of Monstry who led people to believe that he was a normal citizen so that he can find a wife with his hidden identity. He is now married. Despite his intimidating appearance, he is very friendly and likes to make jokes, but will get saddened if people do not find his jokes funny.

Landlady
Description: Middle-age woman with face full of wrinkles and gray shoulder-lengthed hair.
General look: http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/8140/superstock1320r193581.jpg
The landlady of 10 Lives Apartment is a grouchy and cranky middle aged woman who enforces high amount of payment for the residents of her apartment and enjoys building card towers.

Priscilla
Description: Girl with red shoulder-length hair. Despite what I said in The Day Smash Mansion Exploded, she IS NOT the same Priscilla from Fire Emblem 7. The appearance and name just happens to be similar.
General look: http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/2671/8058447c58cb7f92da23e93.jpg
A shy girl who is currently a movie actress. She can change her personality depending on what makeup she puts on.

Albert
Description: Bald, nuff said.
General look: http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/8163/bald1.gif
This bald guy is actually a high ranking police officer. He usually works with Jack in several cases.

Jack
Description: Young man with typical anime-style spiky hair. He's basically your typical bishounen boy.
General look: http://img195.imageshack.us/img195/695/2926832darkdf.jpg
Usually Albert's right hand man. He isn't the brightest policeman out there, you know.

Barney: The crazy, stupid, and purple dinosaur does nothing but sing and dance, and always at inappropriate times. He is a pest to many people in Onett because of his stupid and awful singing and he likes to hug people for no reason.

Pokey: A nasty, fat boy who likes to tease Ness and make fun of other people too. He is very rich and also horribly spoiled, and his parents think he is a very good boy. He has gone so far into allying with evil forces just to bully Ness. Currently, his family moved to Foolurene, whey they now opened an amusement park called New Pork City.

Billy the Bully
Description: Fat, ugly boy with messy brown hair and dirty teeth.
General look: http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/8077/200276648001.jpg
This guy is more or less the replacement of Pokey, who is no longer living in Onett. He does everything Pokey does, except joining evil forces to take over the world. He's not a nice guy, and nobody likes him. Ness always beats him up.

Rong Numbhur
Description: N/A
This guy is in fact, the one responsible for dialing the wrong number to the Smashers' mansion when he actually wanted to call to Caesar's Pizza Palace. Nothing else is known about him.

Catrina
Description: A 19 years old girl with light brown hair and twin ponytails.
General look: http://img10.imageshack.us/img10/6856/samplebc04cc54cc2c02023.jpg
Despite her appearance, she is actually a Monstrian and has the special ability break her body into pieces, though she prefers staying in one piece as it's hard to rebuild herself with no one around to help. She is very quiet and shy, and also sweet.

Matilda Mattise (Macchi)
She was born a witch and was rejected by society and being hunted down by crazy cultists during her childhood until Hao took her under his care, and is now currently living a new and peaceful life. Pumpkin is her favorite food and she loves Halloween.

Marion Phauna (Mari)
Born with the abilities to see ghosts, she was abandoned by her parents at a very young age and eventually became one of Hao's most powerful followers, but is now living a new and changed life. Her doll, Chucky, is her best friend.

Kanna Bismark
Like her other three sidekicks, she was shunned by society because of her witchcraft and spiritual powers and spent most of her life living in an old European castle that was supposedly haunted. The three girls are now living a new and peaceful life in Onett.

Blackshell
Description: A black turtle as flat as paper.
Game & Watch's pet turtle that he won at a carnival, nuff said.

Darkling
The Darkling are the incarnation of evil that ruled the world in the past. Thanks to the Royal Hand Family, these foul beings are now locked inside the Forbidden Realm. However, Darkling cannot be fully exterminated as they represent humans' evil nature. For every human born, a new Darkling is born too. There are several kinds of Darkling, and they are all ruled by the Diablo Darkling, the most powerful and evilest of the living things in the universe. The below profiles are for the 7 Deadly Incarnations, the 7 most powerful Darkling, inferior only to Diablo Darkling. They are listed in order from strongest to least strongest.

Destructor
Description: About 15 meters tall and a dragon-like appearance, with large wings.
Destructor is the most powerful of the 7 Deadly Incarnations. True to his name, Destructor is the master of destruction. His ear-shattering roar can tear down buildings and landscapes, and just by flapping his wings, he can whip of a hurricane and create tidal waves. His arms are as long as his body and can deliver a powerful blow with a single swing. He can also fire a powerful, destructive beam from his mouth that annihilates everything in its path. He alone can wipe out an entire country in a few minutes.

Hater
Description: Large, muscular, and bulky with horns. About 3 meters tall.
Hater is the living incarnation of hatred. He hates everything for no reason and even hates his own comrades. He always shouts when he speaks and can fire the letters H, A, T, and E from his mouth.

Unbeliever
Description: Tall, lanky, and has a wrinkled face like an old man's. About 2 meters tall.
True to his name, Unbeliever does not believe anything he hears. He only believes what he thinks is right, but his beliefs are always wrong. Among the Incarnations, he is the most skilled in hand-to-hand combat and all sorts of martial arts.

Eater
Description: 10 meters tall. Has a fat, round, belly and arms with really long fingers, but has short legs.
Eater is the incarnation of greed. He devours anything in his path, edible or not. Despite his massive belly, he can move and jump around with fast speed. His jaws are extremely powerful in the way that it can crush steels and diamonds, all the better to eat whatever he wants.

Player
Description: Size of an average adult. Has a jester-like appearance with a round, purple nose.
Player is the incarnation of laziness and always think of having fun. Not just any fun, but painful fun. He likes to play cruel and dangerous tricks on others and uses dangerous toys and gadgets to harm people. He is also a magician in the way he can perform magic, harmful magic.

Laughter
Description: Round and fat, and the size of an average adult.
Laughter is the biggest bully you'll ever meet. He likes to make fun of people by constantly laughing at them and enjoys saying the foulest languages. He is an awful singer too, able to shatter even the toughest glass with his awful singning. His songs are all about torment and bullying and full of swear words that aim to leave behind emotional scars on people. He enjoys making people cry.

Manipulator
Description: Quite short and slightly hunchback. Resmbles a troll.
Manipulator is sometimes called Liar, which is exactly what he is. He lies a lot and has the ability convince people to believe whatever he says. He has the power to even make people betray their closest friends and relatives. His is the physically weakest of the group, but he makes it up with large amount of IQ, therefore he is the smartest of the Incarnations.

Things You Probably Don't Know (or you might know already)
- Pichu has the best sense of hearing all of the Smashers.
- Yoshi has the best sense of smell out of everyone.
- Both Yoshi and Kirby are the biggest eaters in the group.
- DK lost his hearing when he wandered into the underground lab while Fox was working on an engine and it created a loud sound blast. Luckily, Fox was wearing ear muffs, but unfortunately for DK... You get the point.
- Captain Falcon's parents died when they got frightened by a riped orange falling from a tree in front of them, and they accidentally fell off a canyon afterwards. Until this day, Captain Falcon still holds a grudge against oranges.
- Peach does not have problem showing more than a bit of skin; in short, she's not very modest. I know you're drooling already!
- Samus is like Peach also, not so modest about her own body.
- Zelda is the total opposite unfortunately...
- Captain Falcon can run as fast as a car. At least he claims to...
- Rong Numbhur has called the Smashers by mistake 3352 times already, and still counting.
- Despite what Falco said, Parry was taught to talk by Master Hand.
- Master Hand also taught Pikachu, Pichu, and Jigglypuff how to talk too.
- Ganondorf likes the dark because it reminds him of his evil days, but Luigi dislikes the dark because it makes him think of ghosts, which he is scared of.
- Nana lost her seal doll for over 4 years and is still looking for it since.
- The Ice Climbers have been working on the jigsaw puzzle for over 2 years already and never completed it.
- Smash Mansion has 4 floors, the fourth being the attic. This isn't counting the rooftop and the underground lab.
- Fox was named like that because Fax was an insulting name.
- Pork weighs 700 lbs. (318 kg)
- Yes, that hole linking between Room 010 and 009 is still there at 10 Lives Apartment.
- Hands can live up to an average age of 800 years.
- The following Smashers are usually called the 4 Superpower Smashers, as they are the top 4 strongest of the group (no praticular order): Captain Falcon, Ganondorf, Mewtwo, and Marth.
- The Smashers have these following game platforms: GBA, DS, Gamecube, Playstation 2, Wii
- Fox is the only Smasher to graduate from a top university: Harvard.
- Bowser is drunk-proof. No matter how much alcohol he takes, he cannot be drunk.
- Kirby and Yoshi have strong immunity. They can eat poisonous food and still not suffer from anything.
- Pit is in fact 113 years old, but because angels age differently from other beings, he still looks like only 13 years old.
- Wario's lust for money makes him really good at gambling. He is SO GOOD that it's not funny, or funny depending on point of view.
- Wario has the unique ability to control is fart at will. Are you jealous?

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