Hi Hi!!! I'm Kawaii-Attack! :D I like sweets, anime, art, fanfictions, and OC's X3 Some people think i'm crazy others think i'm insane! But It's all gooood!! X3 My favorite anime is...*thinks* What IS my favorite anime? Well my top 5 are Death Note, Kuroshitsuji, Black Rock Shooter, FMA, and Soul Eater!!! My favorite anime characters are Ciel, L, and Crona(Boy I have PROOF!!!) Now if any of u Bitches want to get in the way of MY LOVE THEN you just migh find your dead carcas up for auction on ebay

Gone Insane Be bak Later

Okay I have to tell you something REALLY IMPORTANT it's on number 1

1.Wait no go to number 3

2. Eh heh sorry It's on number 4

3. Gosh! I forgot I think it's on number 5

4. Jeez I was positive it was on here, Check number 8

5. Oh wait!! It's on number 2

6. No I lied check 7

7. Geez! I just wanted to say...Hi X3

8. Don't get mad, but it's on number 10 X3

9. I'm sure it's on number 6!!!

10. Boy am I forgetful oh! Go to number 9!!

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.
The
teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because
even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.
Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow
a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".
The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him".

People say that I'm weird, but I think that weird is strange, and strange is
odd, and odd is different, and different is unique, and everyone is unique, so
unique is normal, so therefore I am normal. If the same is true for you, copy
this onto your profile!

FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will
comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST
FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he
breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will
call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to
you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're
okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS:
Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time
of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw
you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS:
Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run bitch run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to
you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the
reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS:
Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM
and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail
you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be
sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh
about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days
then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses
your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very
embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is
doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole
crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would
knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS:
Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high
school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when
they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the
rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this

When Life hands you lemons Burn Lifes House down

God created man-THEN had a better idea!

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh,he just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is to stubborn to ask for directions.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Hard work never killed anybody,but why take a chance?

Don't tell me the sky's the limit when there's footprints on the moon.

"I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive,"

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

Please Note: CHRISTMAS IS CANCELED Apparently you told Santa that you have been good this year...he died laughing.

'm knocking on heavens door.. voice in back round: Knocking? You very nearly broke the bloody thing down!! me: That wasnt my fault!! It was poor constrution... I SWEAR!! Dont look at me like that...