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Kiwi Gnome
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since: 08-31-03, id: 448257
country: United States
Author has written 2 stories for Harry Potter, and Lord of the Rings.
THIS ACCOUNT WENT THROUGH A NAME CHANGE: IT WAS FORMERLY CALLED KATMAN, then The Barmy Brigand which leads me to it's current name: Kiwi Gnome!


Hi!

Name: This is The Fanfic Writer Formerly Known as Katman, (Who is not a man, just has a strange nickname because of a very strange posse.) Anyway, since that's a mouthful, you can call me Kiwi Gnome. Fun right?

Age: 13 (14 in 3 days!!!)... that's right, young, stupid and FULL to the brim with sugar. But of course, my dog Charley stole some of my halloween candy (He's fine)... so now I'm young, stupid, FULL to the brim with sugar WITH a poodle that is young, stupid and FULL to the brim with sugar. Scared yet? Good...*Cackles*

Gender: As explained above, I'm female, despite the nickname. Capish?

Friends: I have many friends, but my single friend on fanfiction is Rejected Vampire... who STILL hasn't sent me a challenge!!! *Looks threateningly at her* Well, if YOU want to send me a challenge, kind reader, please do so.

Random Stuff: Ooo.. Fun, but MUCH too much to mention

My Random Quote of the day (that I happen to be updating on):

"I don't need you! I can get better friends... those celebrity cardboard cutouts can be my friends..." (It goes on)

Anyway, that's all for now you eager beavers, go read my fanfiction!

P.S. Oh yeah... and just so you know, I appreciate having typos pointed out to me. Thanks! 
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1. The Marauders in All Their Insane Glory » reviews
It's seventh year for MWPP. And Lily. Features the marauders and all of their twisted, humorous, and of course failed plots. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,918 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 8-26-04 - Published: 12-21-03 - James P. & Lily Evans P.
2. Pretty Fly for a White Guy reviews
Just some fun, a very short songfic to the tune of "Pretty Fly for a White Guy" as sung by Gandalf. Good for a quick laugh!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 172 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-18-04 - Gandalf
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