Author has written 6 stories for Hellsing, Sandman, and Manhwa/Korean Comics/만화.
I snagged this templet from Metropolis Kid. Sorry.
Name: Slartibartfast (go on, you can quote me on that one)
Occupation: Studying . I'm in 3rd year BSc, doing Microbiology and Zoology.
Hight: 1.72m (5' 6.5'', for those of you who can't convert)
Weight: More than I look
Eyes: Blue/Green/Grey/Brown, Kinda a mix of all of them. Specific colour depends on my mood and what I'm wearing.
Hair: Don't remember. Been too long since I started dying it.
Religion: Solitary Pagan/ Hoodoo practitioner (not Satanist, keep your pants on)
My Psychiatric Profile:
Extrovert or Introvert: Introvert
Knight, Mage or Archer: Mage
Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
Fears: Crowded places, Most birds and that I won't make it into honours.
Interests and Hobbies: I like reading and writing. I'm a massive nerd and heavy into Gaming (table top and LARPing), particularly WoD and historical re-enactments. I also play on several forum sites: For those who like the DARK side of Harry Potter, check out The Darkest of Times. I play Narcissus Blake. I do a lot of needle work. I enjoy cooking and eating different foods. I absolutely love music, particularly of the metal/alternative variety and singing (jazz). Scaring the hell out of jocks in clubs, and/or baiting them at all other times. I also love learning random factoids and information. I am about to start poll-dancing.
Favorite colors: Dark green and Black
Favorite Season: Winter
Favorite Movies and Shows: Oh god, now you've got me.
Favorite Music: Billy Tallent, Old My Chemical Romance (before they got mopey), Rose Noire, Old Avril Lavigne, Beetles, The Mama's and the Papa's, The Rat pack.
Favorite Books: The Hannibal Lecter Books. Anything by Joanne Harris (Sleep pale sister is the best book I've ever read). Stuff about criminal psychology. Stuff with REAL vampires.
V for Vendetta:
V: Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
V: But to whom, may I ask and I speaking?
Phantom of the Opera:
Madam Giry: Those Who speak of what they know, find too late that prudent silence is wise.
Sleep pale sister:
Effie: And I, into what frail murderous thing will my crysalis hatch? Will I fly? Or sting?
Effie/Marta:Imagine a snowflake falling down a well. Imagine a flake of soot falling from the sky. Imagine that, for a moment.
Fanny Miller: So speak of science little man. 50 years ago they would have called your science magic. Who knows what tomorrows science will be.
Mose Harper: Knave of hearts dear fellow, of hearts, kindly give me my proper title. And I've had so many hearts. I gave one to the mistress, and one too the maid, and one to the girl who cries down the lane. Only to stop her crying, you understand? And what did they give me in return? A few sighs, a quick tumble, and enough tears to fill my bathtub. Women, They've been the death of me and still I can't live without them.
Seras: You're not human.
Alucard: Just look at you wearing those sad priest robes. Don't you have any shame? I though scum could at least feel shame.
Jan Valentine: cough Hello. Is thing on? Good. this message is going out to the Round Table Conference, and a very personal and heart filled shout out to the queen bitch herself Ms. Hellsing! WE ARE THE VALENTINE BROTHERS. I'm Jan Valentine and it's real nice to meet all of you. We're so glad you could join us for this late lunch. We are currently enjoying the delicious tast, of the Helsing Membership.
Integra: These men dare to enter this house build on BLOOD and HONOUR! I will see them all waste in the deepest pits of HELL!
I was trying to think what the best way to deal with any flames I get was. I could ignore them, sure, but what would be the fun in that? And then I realised that the best way to take the wind out of a flamers sails' is to celebrate and discuss what they say to me. So here is where I will be posting any flames I get, followed by my response. If anyone wants to interact with this section. Please feel free to PM me.
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