I snagged this templet from Metropolis Kid. Sorry.

Personal Info:

Name: Slartibartfast (go on, you can quote me on that one)

Gender: Female

Age: 21

Occupation: Studying . I'm in 3rd year BSc, doing Microbiology and Zoology.

Birthmonth: January

Hight: 1.72m (5' 6.5'', for those of you who can't convert)

Weight: More than I look

Eyes: Blue/Green/Grey/Brown, Kinda a mix of all of them. Specific colour depends on my mood and what I'm wearing.

Hair: Don't remember. Been too long since I started dying it.

Religion: Solitary Pagan/ Hoodoo practitioner (not Satanist, keep your pants on)

My Psychiatric Profile:

Extrovert or Introvert: Introvert

Knight, Mage or Archer: Mage

Alignment: Chaotic Neutral

Fears: Crowded places, Most birds and that I won't make it into honours.

Interests and Hobbies: I like reading and writing. I'm a massive nerd and heavy into Gaming (table top and LARPing), particularly WoD and historical re-enactments. I also play on several forum sites: For those who like the DARK side of Harry Potter, check out The Darkest of Times. I play Narcissus Blake. I do a lot of needle work. I enjoy cooking and eating different foods. I absolutely love music, particularly of the metal/alternative variety and singing (jazz). Scaring the hell out of jocks in clubs, and/or baiting them at all other times. I also love learning random factoids and information. I am about to start poll-dancing.

My Favorites:

Favorite colors: Dark green and Black

Favorite Season: Winter

Favorite Movies and Shows: Oh god, now you've got me.

Favorite Music: Billy Tallent, Old My Chemical Romance (before they got mopey), Rose Noire, Old Avril Lavigne, Beetles, The Mama's and the Papa's, The Rat pack.

Favorite Books: The Hannibal Lecter Books. Anything by Joanne Harris (Sleep pale sister is the best book I've ever read). Stuff about criminal psychology. Stuff with REAL vampires.

Favorite Quotes:

V for Vendetta:

V: Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin van-guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
[carves V into wall]
V: The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
[giggles]
V: Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V.
Evey Hammond: Are you like a crazy person?
V: I'm quite sure they will say so.

V: But to whom, may I ask and I speaking?
Evey Hammond: I'm Evey
V: Evey? E-V. Of course you are.
Evey Hammond:What does that mean?
V: It mean that I, like god, do not play with dice and do not belive in coincidence. Are you hurt?

Phantom of the Opera:

Madam Giry: Those Who speak of what they know, find too late that prudent silence is wise.

Sleep pale sister:

Effie: And I, into what frail murderous thing will my crysalis hatch? Will I fly? Or sting?

Effie/Marta:Imagine a snowflake falling down a well. Imagine a flake of soot falling from the sky. Imagine that, for a moment.

Fanny Miller: So speak of science little man. 50 years ago they would have called your science magic. Who knows what tomorrows science will be.

Mose Harper: Knave of hearts dear fellow, of hearts, kindly give me my proper title. And I've had so many hearts. I gave one to the mistress, and one too the maid, and one to the girl who cries down the lane. Only to stop her crying, you understand? And what did they give me in return? A few sighs, a quick tumble, and enough tears to fill my bathtub. Women, They've been the death of me and still I can't live without them.

Helsing

Seras: You're not human.
Runs away
Alucard: Why? Would you have shot me if I was?

Alucard: Just look at you wearing those sad priest robes. Don't you have any shame? I though scum could at least feel shame.

Jan Valentine: cough Hello. Is thing on? Good. this message is going out to the Round Table Conference, and a very personal and heart filled shout out to the queen bitch herself Ms. Hellsing! WE ARE THE VALENTINE BROTHERS. I'm Jan Valentine and it's real nice to meet all of you. We're so glad you could join us for this late lunch. We are currently enjoying the delicious tast, of the Helsing Membership.
Integra: They're eating my people
Jan Valentine: And while you're waiting for us to kill you, we strongly recoment pissing yourself. Followed by a course of praying to your impotent god. And then crying in the corner and begging, always good. But if you act now, there's still time for and OLD FASIONED SUICIDE! THANK YOU LONDON! WE LOVE YOU! GOOD NIGHT!

Integra: These men dare to enter this house build on BLOOD and HONOUR! I will see them all waste in the deepest pits of HELL!

Flame Collection

I was trying to think what the best way to deal with any flames I get was. I could ignore them, sure, but what would be the fun in that? And then I realised that the best way to take the wind out of a flamers sails' is to celebrate and discuss what they say to me. So here is where I will be posting any flames I get, followed by my response. If anyone wants to interact with this section. Please feel free to PM me.