Notice: This account is retired.
Hello, Everyone. If you don't like reading long pointless bios, please don't continue because that's all this is. I seem to have a fetish for changing my pen name. First, I was Nancy89 (my name is not Nancy), then, I was I-AM-GRUMPY-BEAR, then I was HAPPYBUNNY13, and later DeadlyNightShade13 (that's written on one of my shoes). I was most recently DarkSideCookie. I love cookies and Star Wars, and my name came from this quote, "Join the Dark Side...we have cookies.", but I got bored with that and changed it to Roth. It's pretty close to my real name. My name reflects what is on my mind. (Roth means "studious", and I go off to college soon.) Also check out my Youtube Channel. It is Solitary Cyclist Productions. My name there is Roth314 (familiar, huh?)
I'm a girl, and I live a pretty normal life, for the most part. I am going to college this fall at the Illinois Institute of Technology to major in applied mathematics and hope to one day become a mathematician. I've been writing for this site for over five years (I can tell you my stories have definitely improved). I play bass guitar, acustic guitar, and violin (don't ask how that last one came to be). I love only rock music (Sorry to anyone who doesn't share my intrest). I write mainly for anything I please.
It is because I am going to college that I have retired this account. There will be no more new stories or posts on this account. If you really want to read my stories, by the end of the summer there will be a new story on my other account, Ryo314. Fairwell.
Here is the link: http://www.fanfiction.net/~ryo314
Weird facts about me: I've been hit by a car twice, I have an strange obsession with pointless facts (about everything), I love Roman numerals, and I love Greek Mythology (Go ahead; ask me anything ;-)), I'm sarcastic, and I hate the number 4, I can sing along to almost every song in the Nightmare before Christmas, I'm still in 4-H (I make things out of Duct tape and do public speaking), and I am also a terrible speller. (One year in biology, I spelled shape with a 'c'.) I have mild OCD. (I'm a counter. I count steps, stairs, pennies, coins. Anything I can. I also can't stand it when teachers write on my papers if they haven't been turned in yet. Especially in pen. It makes the assignment look less neat. I also hate cutsie abbreviations. (Ex: chappy) Last, I LOVE MATH!
Here are my favorites:
Favorite movies: Clue, LXG, Napoleon Dynamite, Nightmare Before Christmas, The Frighteners, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Corpse Bride, Unleashed, DodgeBall, Little Miss Sunshine, The Princess Bride, The Goonies, and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles
Favorite Movie Quotes: "If you can dodge a wrench you can dodge a ball!" "Come on. NInja-kick the damn rabbit-do somthing." "I'm not peeking, I'm splunking for porkrinds." "How'd you git in April's pants?"
Favorite Books: After, Beekeeper's Apprentice, Davinci Code, A Hero Ain't Nothin But a Sandwich, Dracula, What Happened to Lani Garver, Green Angel, Wicked, and Around the World in Eighty Days
Favorite Shows: Supernatural, Dresden Files, Early Edition, Dignosis Murder, Numbers :-), Mystery Science Theater 3000, MacGyver, and Mythbusters
Favorite Show Quote: "I reject your reality and substitute my own."
Favorite Food: Easy Mac
Favorite Bands: My Chemical Romance, Sum 41, Nirvana, The Eagles, The Clash, Talking Heads, and The Killers
Favorite Songs: "Goonies are Good Enough" Cyndi Lauper, "Cemetery Drvie", and "I'm Not Okay" by: My Chemical Romance
Favorite Quotes: "Is your head up your ass for the warmth?" Burt Gummer, "If life gives you lemons, squeeze the juice into a watergun and squirt it into other peoples eyes!","Don’t be the rule; be the exception.", "School is like being pecked to death by a chicken.", "Kid’s the MacGyver of his time." MST3K "Santa Claus Conquers the Matians" , "Come to the Dark Side...we have cookies." "The most important thing you'll ever learn is jsut to love and be loved in return." and "The more people I meet, the more I like my dog."
Best Quote of All Time: "Tact is for people who aren’t witty enough to be sarcastic."
I have some advice for everyone, but if you don't like advice, skip this section. Never judge a story by its title or summary. If everyone did that, no one would have read my stories. Some of my favorite stories were stories I didn't think I would like because of their summary or title. This bit of advice is simple logic. If the first review you ever get is good, then you're going to work hard and maybe even get a lot of bad reviews waiting for another good one, but if the first review you get is bad, then you probably won't ever want to write again. Don't look at bad reviews that way. Read them, see if they have a point, and try and fix the story. Never stop writing. That's the worst thing you could do. And for those who like to give bad reviews, atleast try and give some advice instead of just slamming the person. Never freak out if one person doesn't like your story because chances are a lot more people like it than don't.
I congratulate you if you made it this far without skimming (I gave you fair warning at the top). I would like to leave you with one last bit of advice: Vive ut Vivas. That's latin and it translates to; Live that you may live forever. Fairwell.
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