Sex: Female

Age: 19

Appearence:I have brown eyes, black hair and I'm 1.64 m.

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was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys dont want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Favorite singer/s:
Avril Lavigne
Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus (Awesome singer!)
Kelly Clarkson
Hillary Duff
Toby Keith (Fav song: "Courtesy of the Red, White and Blue")
Lea Salonga & Brad Kane ("We could be in love")

Favorite quotes:
"But Casey, didn't you learn by now that I'm the exception to ALL rules?" - LWD (SO Dasey-material!)

"Wa..you just spent 7 years on MacGyver and you can't figure this one out? We got belt-buckles and shoe-laces and a piece of gum - build a nuclear reactor for cryin' out loud! You used to be MacGyver, MacGadget, MacGimmick now you're Mr. MacUseless...Dear God, I'm stuck on a glacier with MacGyver!" (Amanda Tapping ladies and gentlemen claps loudly she's awesome, isn't she? search youtube for stargate 'Solitudes blooper' or 'Funniest Stargate SG1 Prank' - you have GOTTA see this! Here's the link if you still can't find it, or to lazy to search: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-v9sCo7xZK0)

(For those who didn't get the joke above, or don't watch stargate but wanna enjoy the 'private, reserved for fans' joke: The man she's talking to is Richard Dean Anderson who plays Colonel Jack O'neill, but also played MacGyver when he was younger, so it's actually a prank on his account.)

"The word 'politics' is derived from 'poly' meaning many, and 'tics,' meaning blood-sucking parasites."- Larry Hardiman

"It is our choices that show what we truly are, far more than our abilities" (Harry Potter and the Philosopher's stone movie by JKR)

"Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired."- Jules Renard

"Anything good in life is either illegal, immoral, or fattening. Anything not fitting into these three categories causes cancer in rats." - Anonymous

"To be a hero meant to be loved, but to never love. The danger was just too great." (Someone's fanfic, I'm truly sorry I do not remember who wrote it, but it's a BenxGwen fanfic, please tell me and I'll credit you)

"All rules are meant to be broken" (by me and a bunch of other people all around the world)

"When you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the truth" - Sherlock Holmes

"The truth is a beautiful and terrible thing, and should therefore be treated with great caution" (same movie)

"Always use the proper name for things. Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself" (same movie)

"To have been loved so deeply, even though the person who loved us is gone, will give us some protection forever"
(same movie)

"It takes a great deal of bravery to stand up to our enemies, but just as much to stand up to our friends" (same movie)

"If everyone cared and nobody cried

If everyone loved and nobody lied

If everyone shared and swallowed their pride

We'd see the day where nobody died" (Unknown)

If Voldie ships H/Hr...then call me a Deatheater

Harry/Hermione was too hot and serious for canon anyway

Favorite bands:
Backstreet boys (they have great songs, and besides Nick is kinda cute)
Evanescence (they're great too! and they have hot songs)
Blink 182 (you should check them out if you don't know them yet)
Cascada (The songs kick @)
Counting Crows
Linkin Park (I love all their songs)

~Favorite anime shows~
Kamisama Kazoku (I REALLY recommend checking it out, I absolutely LOVE it!)
Clannad (VN as well, also Tomoyo After, even though it was so sad...)
Gravitation
YuGiOh
Digimon
Dragonball GT
Zoids
Inuyasha
DNAngel
Ranma 1/2
Death Note (Sorry L/Light lovers, but I prefer Misa/Light...and yeah I know I'm a bit delusional but I don't care!)
Fruits Basket

~Favorite Non-anime shows~
Wizards of Waverly Place - Contains everything I could ever want: magic, romance & comedy.
Huntik!! Awesome new show!
Ben 10
Kim Possible
Life with Derek (LWD)
Stargate SG-1
The Zeta Project
Code Lyoko
WinX club
High School Musical (HSM)
TMNT 80's version

~Favorite books~
"Harry Potter" series - J.K Rowling
"And Then There Were None" - Agatha Christie
"Artemis Fowl" - Eoin Colfer
Wicked! by Paul Jennings and Morris Gleitzman

Favorite Pairings (It's a loooooooong one)

Justin/Alex (WOWP, JALEX 4EVER! Their chemistry is like I've never seen before, they're PERFECT for each other!)

Lok/Sophie (Huntik! And Lok and Sophie remind me VERY much of Ben and Gwen, Lok reminds me of Ben cause of his qualities and he's also voiced by Ben's actor in AF and Sophie reminds me very much of Gwen cause of her looks, spirit and mouth - she's not afraid to say what's on her mind AND in the 1st episode she uses her powers like Gwen from AF, which is so very cool. And Lok and Sophie already admitted their feelings for one another not including kissing which I hope we'll have in season 2 grin)
Dante/Zhalia

Ben/Gwen (Ben 10, HECK YEAH!)

Derek/Casey (LWD, DASEY FOREVER!)
Lizzie/Edwin

Angemon/Angewomon (Digimon)

Jack O'Neill/Samantha "Sam" Carter (Stargate SG-1, and yeah Jack I wrote it with TWO "L"s)

Tomoyo x Tomoya x Kyou (Clannad, and NO, I don't believe he should be with Nagisa, she may be cute, but she's not the one for him!)

Mahado/Mana (!) (Yu-Gi-Oh!)
Yami/Anzu(Tea)
Joey/Mai
Seto/Serenity
Seto/Ishizu/Isis

Van/Fiona (Zoids)
Irvine/Moonbay
Raven/Reece

Kim/Ron (or Kim/Ron/Shego) (Kim possible)

Pan/Trunks (DBGT)

Adam/Teela (He-Man And The Masters Of The Universe, 2002)
MAA/Sorceress

Sesshomaru/Rin (Inuyasha)
Inuyasha/Kagome
Mirouku/Sango

Harry/Hermione (Harry Potter, like duh!)

Zee/Ro (The Zeta project)

Light/Misa (Death Note)

Shredder/April O'Neil (1980 TMNT)

Samatarou/Tenko (Kamisama Kazoku)

~Stories yet to publish~
1. Memories - Sequal
2. A Mahado/Mana fanfic

And check-out my fav' authors.
I don't choose them for nothing.
Their fanfics are great!

If you or your best friend is insane, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were sugarhigh, copy onto profile, sharpie counts too!

If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your head off!

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile!

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile

Ninety-Five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list, Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Oathkeepera, FF Girl, Cold-Sorrow80, Tenka15, Straight-Up-Flippy-Angel, Daimond-Butterfly-, Strawberry9212, mahalo4ursupport, Friesenator, Kitsune of the fire roseIf you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: Danyan, Avatarwolf, Shifter-youkai, AkatsukiFan, Chocolate Chan, Staring.out.my.flooded.window, Vixen-of-the-hidden-leaf, Kitsune of the fire rose, Baku-babe

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

If you're a girl who's tired of people assuming that just because your a girl you love pink and can't fight to save your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you believe that preps travel in packs then place this on your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites, copy this in your profile.

I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do...

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

You know when you live in 2010 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played Solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or Myspace
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends...
9.) ...and you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

If you hug cute toys when no one's looking, paste this to your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

I don't suffer from insanity... I enjoy every minute of it. If you are insane, enjoying every second, and proud of it, copy this and paste it into your profile.

Did you know that therapist is technically The Rapist if you separate it?

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper,
and I get how Rock can beat Scissors,
but there's no frickin way Paper can beat Rock.
Paper is supposed to magically "wrap around" Rock, leaving it immobile?
Why the heck can't Paper do this to Scissors?
Screw scissors, why can't Paper do this to people?
Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly
suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class?
I'll tell you why, because Paper can't beat anybody.
A Rock would tear that motha up in about 2 seconds.
When I play Rock/Paper/Scissors, I always choose Rock.
Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their Paper
I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, "Oh crap, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!"

Funny slogans:

Beer - now cheaper than gas. Drink, don't drive

If your feet smell
and your nose runs,
you're built upside down.

Stupidity is not a handicap - park elsewhere!

Some examples of why the human race has probably evolved as far as possible. These are actual instruction labels on consumer goods...

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's 'just' a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time? Whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.

(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU HATE RACISTS!
A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK "
"When I grew up I was BLACK, "
"When I'm sick I'm BLACK, "
"When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, "
"When I'm cold I'm BLACK, "
"When I die I'll be BLACK."
"But you sir."
"When you are born you're PINK".
"When you grow up you're WHITE, "
"When you're sick, you're GREEN, "
"When you go in the sun you turn RED, "
"When you're cold you turn BLUE, "
"And when you die you turn PURPLE.
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away..
Put this on your page if you HATE racism...

╔╗╔═╦╗ Put this on your profile
║╚╣║║╚╗If you like to laugh!
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IMPORTANT THINGS MY MOTHER TAUGHT ME!

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck?"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favourite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

This is about abortion...

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine, but I will have a lot of it
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus' arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

Why America has some issues (One thing that America DIDN’T screw up-this list)

1. Only in America...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the drivewayand put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'

10. Only in America...do they have drive-up ATM's with Braille lettering.

Favorite Sayings:

1. Part of loving someone is knowing when to let them go...

(So true...I have to let go of the foster babies my family takes care of...but their going to a better home...I love them enough to want them to have a good life.)

2. All that glitters is never gold

3. The worst sicknesses aren't malaria or swine flu...it's the feeling of being unwanted.

4. Sometimes you have to fight...sometimes you have to give up...but sometimes it will work out on their own.

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile

Mental Hospital Phone Menu:

Hello and thank you for calling The State Mental Hospital!

Please select from the following options menu:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.

If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want, stay on the line so we can trace your call.

If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be forwarded to the Mother Ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press.

If you are manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, nothing will make you happy anyway.

If you are dyslexic, press 9696969696969696.

If you are bipolar, please leave a message after the beep or before the beep or after the beep. Please wait for the beep.

If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9. If you have short-term memory loss, press 9.

If you have low self-esteem, please hang up our operators are too busy to talk with you.

If you are menopausal, put the gun down, hang up, turn on the fan, lie down and cry. You won't be crazy forever.

If you are blond, don't press any buttons, you'll just mess it up.

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live. If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste

What a guy means, when he says some stuff-
"You know how bad my memory is!”
"I remember the theme song to 'F Troop,' the address of the first girl I ever kissed and the vehicle identification numbers of every car I've ever owned…but I forgot your birthday."

“Oh, don’t fuss, I just cut myself, it’s not big deal.”
"I have actually severed a limb but will bleed to death before I admit that I'm hurt."

“Take a breath honey. You work too hard.
"I can't hear the game over the vacuum cleaner."

"It‘s a guy thing"
"There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical."

"Can I help with dinner?"
"Why isn't it already on the table?"

"It would take too long to "
"I have no idea how it works."

"I cant find it."
"It didn't fall into my outstretched hands, so I'm completely clueless."

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
some friends one evening
and time passed quickly as each shared
their various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than
planned, and had to walk home alone.
She wasn't afraid
because it was a small town and she lived
only a few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm
trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from
harm and danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a
short cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she
noticed a man standing at the end as though he
were waiting for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray,
asking for
God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
and security wrapped round her, she felt as
though someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley,
she walked right past the man and arrived
home safely.

The following day, she read in the
newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same
alley just twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
the fact that it could have been her, she began to
weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
help this young woman, she decided to go to the
police station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so
she told them her story.

The police asked her if she would be
willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify
him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out
the man she had seen in the alley the night
before.

When the man was told he had been
identified, he
immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
and asked if there was anything they could do
for her.

She asked if they would ask the man one
question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not
attacked her.

When the policeman asked him, he
answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
She had two tall men walking on either side of
her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of
teenagers will not stand up for God?

Even when you can't see Him, GOD is there

Life would be so much easier if we just had the source code.

Never go to bed angry.
Stay awake and plot your revenge.

Oh Lord, give me patience. And give it to me now!

CHILDREN'S BOOK TITLES

THAT NEVER MADE IT TO THE BEST SELLER LIST

You Were an Accident

Strangers Have the Best Candy

The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator

The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables

Your Nightmares Are Real!

Dad’s New Wife, Robert

Curious George and the High Voltage Fence

The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy

Whining, Kicking and Screaming To Get Your Way

What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?

Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?

Heaven is Where:
The Police are British,
The Chefs are Italian,
The Mechanics are German,
The Lovers are French
and
It's all organized by the Swiss.

Hell is Where:
The Police are German,
The Chefs are British,
The Mechanics are French,
The Lovers are Swiss
and
It's all organized by the Italians.

Question:
Which is worse, Ignorance or Apathy?

Answer:
I don't know and I don't care.

I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.

VERY GOOD WEBSITES: I have all kinds of websites, some for download and some for watching anime/cartoon shows an more! If you want some just PM me!