| Erestor |
Author has written 48 stories for Lord of the Rings, Disney, and Silmarillion. Thank you for reading my stories! There should be something among them for everyone, unless you want to read something violent and angsty. Or you really hate Elrond. I have unleashed my latest poll upon the world, after discovering that people most like Glorfindel and Erestor to be irritated with each other. My latest poll is evil in the amount of choices I've offered. Have fun! | |||||||||
1. Leave It to Beavers » reviewsA concussed elfprince, a bored ranger of the north, and a disgruntled beaver are pitted against each other in a battle of... well, not wits, in this case. Forest fires rage, tomatoes hurtle through the air, and Erestor really couldn't care less. A parody.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,193 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 7-30-07 - Published: 7-23-07 - Aragorn & Legolas - Complete2. Strange Alliances » reviewsA battle to save the history of MiddleEarth results in the formation of several strange alliances: fangirls aid Morgoth, Sauron aids the Valar [or does he?], and certain Elves and humans must choose to serve the winning side. But which side would that be?Silmarillion - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 89,956 - Reviews: 469 - Updated: 11-20-06 - Published: 8-13-053. Only a Scratch reviewsLegolas stumbles into Imladris after a hunting trip, describing his injury as ‘only a scratch’. We all know what that really means... A parody.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,568 - Reviews: 61 - Published: 11-7-06 - Erestor & Legolas - Complete4. Curse of the Elf and Ranger reviewsOnce, the elves of Rivendell sang happy songs. Once, Elrond was regularly heard to exclaim, 'how jolly' or 'how marvelous'. Then something went wrong. Bandaging his foster son for the 20th time, Elrond began to find it difficult to be so upbeat...Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,501 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 8-15-06 - Elrond & Aragorn - Complete5. Wyze Lies » reviewsSequel to AtM. Erestor has uncovered a vast conspiracy, or thinks he has. Relentlessly pursued by those who want to silence him, his only hope is to undermine Glorfindel's credibility once and for all. Also features Legolas and Arwen. COMPLETE.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,202 - Reviews: 68 - Updated: 8-14-06 - Published: 6-20-06 - Erestor & Glorfindel - Complete6. Therapy reviews“I wish you and I had met in our natural environment,” Legolas said, “because I would have killed you very quickly and cheerfully in the Wild.”'Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,948 - Reviews: 44 - Published: 4-1-06 - Legolas & Aragorn - Complete7. Among the Mumakil reviewsSequel to The Great Balrog Conspiracy. The day of the 349th Annual Wings Debate dawns, but something is completely different... REVISED June '06.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,200 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 1-2-06 - Glorfindel & Erestor - Complete8. Happy Hunting reviewsAragorn and Legolas go hunting and unsurprisingly don't return. But who will save them? Lord Elrond is running out of options.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 68 - Published: 10-8-05 - Elrond - Complete9. Concluding Negotiations reviewsWhat led kind, noble, honorable Aragorn to randomly decapitate the Mouth of Sauron? Aragorn’s thoughts in those fateful moments. 100 words.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 9-21-05 - Aragorn - Complete10. Red Ink reviewsGlorfindel. Erestor. Nightmares. Red ink.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,629 - Reviews: 51 - Published: 6-21-05 - Glorfindel & Erestor - Complete11. The Great Balrog Conspiracy reviewsWhat's the point of pondering the problem of balrogs' wings if balrogs don't even exist? When a skeptical Elf uncovers a vast conspiracy, his life suddenly becomes a much more dangerous thing to live.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,371 - Reviews: 50 - Published: 6-21-05 - Erestor - Complete12. All About Elrond reviewsElrond, saddened by the lack of meaningful angst about him, asks Erestor to write a tragic vignette. Pain, suffering, and gratuitous amnesia ensue. REVISED August '06.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,211 - Reviews: 53 - Published: 4-23-05 - Elrond & Erestor - Complete13. Traditional Recipes for Disaster » reviewsWhen Elrond tries to trick Glorfindel and Erestor into working together, he provides them with a common enemy: himself. How can so many things go wrong in one day? Cowritten with Ithiliel Silverquill.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,135 - Reviews: 276 - Updated: 4-19-05 - Published: 1-17-05 - Glorfindel & Erestor - Complete14. Harold reviewsA short, bizarre moment in the history of Rivendell: Glorfindel introduces Erestor to his sock puppet.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 68 - Published: 4-6-05 - Glorfindel & Erestor - Complete15. Valentine's Day reviewsLegolas emerged. He was wearing silken blue pajamas, his blonde hair was tousled, and his grey eyes were only half open. “What’s going on?" he asked. "Are we under attack?” Erestor smirked. “Not yet,” he said.'Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,908 - Reviews: 44 - Published: 2-14-05 - Legolas - Complete16. Pass the Palantir reviewsAU in Poetic Form. Moviebased. While wrestling with the Palantir, Aragorn accidentally drops it on Pippin’s head. Warning: Some violence and character death.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 299 - Reviews: 36 - Published: 12-20-04 - Peregrin T. & Aragorn - Complete17. Times of Trial reviewsThere’s nothing like a perfectly healthy and cheery Elf to make a sick mortal feel positively murderous... Everyone should write a Sick!Aragorn fic. This one is mine.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,503 - Reviews: 60 - Published: 11-18-04 - Aragorn & Legolas - Complete18. Death reviewsAfter her pledge to Aragorn, Arwen seeks to understand the consequence of her choice. Glorfindel makes an appearance.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,473 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 11-8-04 - Arwen U. & Glorfindel - Complete19. Diversions reviewsAragorn is planning his attack on the Black Gate. Legolas states the obvious one too many times. This is dedicated to whoever wrote the screenplay for RotK. Slightly revised June '06.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 108 - Published: 10-16-04 - Legolas & Aragorn - Complete20. Entombed! reviewsAragorn and Legolas are in trouble again. Trapped in a cave, Legolas battles his phobias and Aragorn is just plain obnoxious. You know they can't always get along! REVISED October '06.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,951 - Reviews: 59 - Published: 9-4-04 - Legolas & Aragorn - Complete21. Snow and the Seven Environmentalists reviewsErestor proudly presents the most beloved children’s classic of all time: Snow and the Seven Environmentalists! PLEASE NOTE: This is a parody of all things Disney.Disney - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,023 - Reviews: 35 - Published: 8-20-04 - Complete22. One reviewsGimli realizes that the counting game he plays with Legolas is more complicated than he thought. He says an oliphant only counts as one, and Legolas begs to differ... REVISED November '06.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 954 - Reviews: 72 - Published: 8-2-04 - Gimli & Legolas - Complete23. Celeborn's Club » reviewsWhat happens when Celeborn forms a club for Elves who feel Left Out? And what happens when his club just happens to include his archenemy: King Thranduil? Does stupidity ever pay? COMPLETELord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,907 - Reviews: 134 - Updated: 7-22-04 - Published: 3-6-04 - Complete24. Grima's Grisly Mistake reviewsAU in poetic form. Remember that scene in TT, when Saruman is preparing his MiddleEarthy dynamite? What if Grima and his candle got a bit too close?Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 122 - Reviews: 34 - Published: 6-23-04 - Grima W. & Saruman - Complete25. Estel's Happy Childhood reviewsParody of Estel Childhood Fics. Perhaps you have noticed a few recurring themes: the pain, the suffering, the angst? Here they are, neatly condensed for your enjoyment. Revised June '06.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,604 - Reviews: 63 - Published: 6-17-04 - Aragorn & Elrond - Complete26. Celeborn Runs Away reviewsCeleborn runs away... or tries to run away. As usual, everything goes wrong. Stars Celeborn, Galadriel, Haldir, a killer suitcase and a few others. REVISED October '06.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,096 - Reviews: 45 - Published: 6-15-04 - Galadriel & Haldir - Complete27. Of Elf Princes and Mortal Men reviewsLegolas tries to tell Eldarion about the adventures he had with the boy's father, but soon runs into difficulties. And Bergil isn't helping.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 6-11-04 - Legolas - Complete28. Looking for Work reviewsA group of desperate characters meet in Legolas's house, the Mirkwood Mansion. What are they doing there? Looking for work, actually. REVISED November '06.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,971 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 6-9-04 - Complete29. Dilemma reviewsWhile being chased by a nasty man, Aragorn and Legolas must agree on which direction to go... You know they couldn't ::always:: get along! Revised June '06.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 5-22-04 - Legolas & Aragorn - Complete30. Trapped in an Elevator » reviewsA scheming security guard and an ambitious ElfPrince become blackmailers when an elevator breaks down... with Thranduil and Gimli stuck inside it. Not just humor, there is drama!Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,477 - Reviews: 59 - Updated: 5-19-04 - Published: 5-13-04 - Erestor & Legolas - Complete31. The Coffee Plot reviewsA man from Harad introduces coffee to Imladris. When Elrond accidentally samples some of it, we discover why Elves shouldn't have caffeine. Predictably, chaos ensues.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,485 - Reviews: 47 - Published: 4-29-04 - Elrond & Erestor - Complete32. Return of the Ranger reviewsAragorn and Legolas return to Rivendell injured after one of their adventures... and Elrond rants a little. REVISED May '06Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,010 - Reviews: 66 - Published: 4-20-04 - Elrond & Aragorn - Complete33. One Fiery Day reviewsTwelve yearold Elladan and Elrohir discover why Glorfindel always told them not to play with matches. A very random story.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,824 - Reviews: 35 - Published: 4-14-04 - Glorfindel & Elrond - Complete34. Just Like Old Times reviewsThe Fellowship reunites to defeat a new evil. Parody of those stories were Pippin is always cute and depressed, Gimli does nothing, and Legolas just can't stop saving the day. REVISED November '06.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,782 - Reviews: 44 - Published: 3-29-04 - Legolas - Complete35. Aragorn's Average Adventure reviewsA parody of Aragorn and Legolas friendship fics. Perhaps you have noticed a few recurring themes: the pain, the suffering, the angst? Here they all are, neatly condensed for your enjoyment. REVISED May '06.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,314 - Reviews: 82 - Published: 3-26-04 - Aragorn & Legolas - Complete36. Kiss reviewsA more sinister look at Mirkwood, MarySues... and Legolas.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 2-21-04 - Legolas - Complete37. Gimli's First Axe reviewsGimli recieves his first axe. A very short story, written a while ago.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 369 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 2-7-04 - Gimli - Complete38. Two Burdens reviewsFrodo stumbles through Mordor, no longer truly himself. He can only see two things, and neither of them are Sam... EditedLord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 2-5-04 - Frodo B. & Samwise G. - Complete39. The Legolas Story reviewsThe touching story of Legolas's traumatic life... no, actually... a touching PARODY of Legolas's traumatic life. There are enough people out there lauding his every move.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 84 - Published: 2-4-04 - Legolas - Complete40. Both Fang and Fire » reviewsA dog falls into MiddleEarth instead of her beautiful, but stupid, owner. She meets the obnoxiously charming Glorfindel and becomes involved in the happenings at Rivendell. EDITED February '07.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 17,530 - Reviews: 103 - Updated: 2-2-04 - Published: 12-5-03 - Glorfindel & Erestor - Complete41. Happenings on the Road to Helm's Deep reviewsEomer hates technology. PG for mild violence towards inanimate objects.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 912 - Reviews: 35 - Published: 11-26-03 - Eomer - Complete42. Frond's Marvelous Misadventures reviewsEstel has a caterpillar. The caterpillar's name is Frond. Estel and Frond have lots of adventures. A tale of courage, friendship, and survival in the face of horrific odds. Not an epic.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,915 - Reviews: 43 - Published: 11-24-03 - Aragorn & Glorfindel - Complete43. Finding Faramir reviewsWhen Faramir disappears, thirteen year old Boromir, haunted by memories from the past, goes to look for him.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,546 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 11-14-03 - Boromir & Faramir - Complete44. Chaos in the Kitchen reviewsCooking: fun and relaxing hobby. Glorfindel and Erestor: two Elves who haven't cooked in their lives. Elladan and Elrohir: currently up to no good. Result: chaos. Revised May '06.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,354 - Reviews: 34 - Published: 10-31-03 - Glorfindel & Erestor - Complete45. A Course in Facial Contortions reviewsNowadays Elves are always raising one eyebrow. You see it everywhere. But where do they learn how to accomplish this feat? Is it as simple as it looks? Of course not... REVISED May '06Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 43 - Published: 10-27-03 - Elrond - Complete46. Elf Up a Tree reviewsAll Elrond wanted to do was sit in a tree and read a book by himself. Main Characters: every Elf in the vicinity. REVISED October '06.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 38 - Published: 10-4-03 - Elrond & Glorfindel - Complete47. Denethor and the Mithril Pea Shooter reviewsDenethor’s dinner party is interrupted, Boromir loses his memory, and Faramir has a pressing question.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 9-18-03 - Boromir & Faramir - Complete48. Faramir and the Never Ending Story reviewsFaramir is trying to read an ‘engaging’ book. Boromir keeps on interrupting him. It's all very frustrating.Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 9-17-03 - Faramir & Boromir - Complete