Hi! Either you came here because you like my stories (in which case thank you to all eternity!), or you came here because you wondered about the mental state of the person that left you such a review. :p In any case, welcome!

May 9th 2009: ...Wow, I suck.
Sorry I haven't posted anything in a while. Just thought you might like to know I'm not dead. I'm getting really embarrassed by my earlier stories, but I don't think I'll take them down because some people still have them faved. Except Untitled. -_-; Where was I going with that one?
I'm going to attempt to get back into the fic-writing habit, because you all deserve to suffer from my crazy ideas as much as I do. Anything new will probably be along the lines of Perspectives on Kyon, though. That, or a completely new story that just happens to be set in some anime world.

Dec. 5th: Well, I finally did manage to put up a new fic, although not the Petshop of Horrors one. That one's stalled. I just felt like trying to see Kyon through the others' perspectives. What's scary is that the views on it have now surpassed the total views on my oldest story... in 48 hours. -_-;

Sept. 30th 2007: ...don't look at me like that.
Yes, I haven't updated in forever. Yes, I've been busy. Yes, I know I promised you more stuff. I'm in college now. I'm trying to develop as a creative writer... which means I like writing more of my own stories and less of fan fiction. Doesn't mean I'll stop reading. Does mean I still won't update for a while.
...As soon as I get that PSoH fic up that's bothering me.

Name: Amanda a.k.a. Kitten

Age: 20

Gender: Female.

Lives: On the East Coast.

Description: A 5'4", stocky girl with long brown hair and hazel eyes. Extremely emotionally dependent; but will bounce around for an entire day with a smile on her face from a simple bit of praise. (Hint, hint. :p)

Warnings: Generally cannot handle more than OT level yaoi. If exposed to a higher level, may burst into explosive nosebleeds and/or faint.
May randomly say "I love you" to authors. This is a compliment. Do not label as a lesbian stalker.

Likes: Fluff, yaoi, shounen ai, shojo ai, yuri, one-shots, introspection, angst, ukes, and chocolate chip cookies. :p Also well-done OCs and book-quality writing.

Dislikes: Mary-Sues, people who won't admit that they're Mary-Sues, people who claim bishounen as their own brother/boyfriend/husband, bad grammar, bad spelling, zero storyline in any combination with the previous, slugs, and broccoli. And QuickEdit. (growls)

Views/Prejudices/Biases: I try not to have any. Only thing I can think of is that I don't like incest. Maybe it's because I have a little brother, but I just don't like it. (Edit: As of 7/5/06, I like Hikaru/Kaoru of Ouran Host Club. No other incest pairings. No Fred/George, Ed/Al, Hiei/Yukina, Hakkai/Kanan. Just them, for some reason.)
I don't have any particularly favorite pairings, either. There are too many to put down.

Favorite Authors: J. K. Rowling, Mercedes Lackey, Anne McCafferey, Tanya Huff, Holly Black, Tamora Pierce, Bruce Coville, Terry Pratchett, Neil Gaiman, et cetera, et cetera, ad infinitum.

Animes/Mangas: In alphabetical order: 07-Ghost, +Anima, Absolute Boyfriend, Aegis, Aishiteruze Baby, Alichino, Angel/Dust, Angel/Dust Neo, Animatrix, Arcana, Arjuna, Ark Angels, Avatar: The Last Airbender, Azumanga Daioh, Baccano!, Beautiful People, Beauty Is The Beast, Beauty Pop, Beyond the Beyond, Black Sun Silver Moon, Bleach, Blood+, Bird Kiss, Bizenghast, Black Cat, Boogiepop, Boy Princess, Bran Doll, Broken Angels, Buso Renkin, Candidate for Goddess, Can't Lose You, Cardcaptor Sakura, Chikyu Misaki, Chobits, Claymore, Code Geass, Code Lyoko, Comic Party, Cowboy Bebop, Crimson Hero, CrossxBreak, D. Gray-Man, Daemonium, Dazzle, DearS, Death Note, Demon Diary, Desert Coral, Diabolo, Directions of Destiny, DNAngel, Doll, Doors of Chaos, Dragonball Z, Dramacon, Earthian, Eerie Queerie, Elemental Gelade, Escaflowne, Et Cetera, Eureka 7, Excel Saga, Eyeshield 21, FAKE, Fall in Love Like a Comic, Fallen Moon, Flat Earth/Exchange, Flock of Angels, Flower Bride, Flower of the Deep Sleep, Fool's Gold, Fooly Cooly (aka Furi Kuri or FLCL), Free Collars Kingdom, Fruits Basket (Furuba), FullMetal Alchemist, Full Moon Wo Sagashite, Future Diary, The Gentleman's Alliance Cross, Get Backers, Ghost in the Shell, Girl Got Game, Glass Wings, Godchild, Good Luck, Gravitation, Gundam SEED, Gundam Wing, Gunslinger Girl, .hack/Legend of the Twilight Bracelet, .hack/SIGN, Hands Off, Hibiki's Magic, Higurashi no Naku Koro Ni, Hikaru no Go, Honey and Clover, Howl's Moving Castle, InuYasha, ION, Juvenile Orion, Kakurenbo, Kamikaze Girls, Karin (Chibi Vampire), Katekyo Hitman Reborn, King City, Kingdom Hearts, Kingdom Hearts 2, Kill Me Kiss Me, Kuroshitsuji, Kyou Kara Maou, Kyou Kara Maou R, Last Exile, Legal Drug, Let Dai, Life, Little Queen, Loveless, Lovecom, Love Recipe, Lover's Flat, Magic Knight Rayearth, Magical x Miracle, Majin Tantei Nougami Neuro, Maria Holic, Mars, Maximum Ride, Megatokyo, The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, Metamo Kiss, Millenium Snow, Miyuki-Chan In Wonderland, Moon Boy, My Cat Loki, Nabari no Ou, Nana, Naruto, Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Neon Genesis Evangelion: Angelic Days, NGE: Shinji Ikari Raising Project, Never Give Up, NG Life, Nightmare Inspector, NightWalker, Noir, Nosatsu Junkie, Offbeat, Oh My Goddess, One Piece, Orange Crows, Origins: Spirits of the Past, Our Kingdom, Ouran High School Host Club, Paprika, Paranoia Agent, Petshop of Horrors, Petshop of Horrors: Tokyo, PhD: Phantasy Degree, Pokemon, Pretty Face, Priceless, Princess Ai, Princess Mononoke, Psychic Academy, Queens, Qwan, Ranma 1/2, Read Or Die, Read Or Die the T.V., Read or Dream, Return to Labyrinth, R.I.P.: Requiem in Phonybrian, Rolling, Rosario+Vampire, Rozen Maiden, Rurouni Kenshin, Saiyuki, Saiyuki Reload, Samurai Champloo, Sayonara Zetsubou Sensei, s-CRY-ed, Seirei no Moribito, Sengoku Nights, Serial Experiments Lain, Shaman King, Shinsoku Kiss, Shutterbox, Silver Diamond, SkipBeat!, Socrates In Love, Sokora Refugees, Soul Eater, Soul Rescue, Spirited Away, Steady Beat, Sukisyo, Switch, Tactics, The Tarot Cafe, Tengen Toppa Gurenn Lagann, Tenjo Tenge, Togainu no Chi, Totally Captivated, Trash, Trigun, Trinity Blood, Tsubasa Reservoir, Ultra Maniac, Until the Full Moon, Vampire Knight, Vassalord, Wallflower, Wicked Lovely: Desert Tales, Wild Adapter, Wild Butterfly, Wolf's Rain, XXXholic, Yami no Matsuei, Yotsuba&!, Yubisaki Milk Tea, Yu-Gi-Oh, Yu-Gi-Oh GX, Yurara, Yu Yu Hakusho, Zatch Bell, Zoids, Zoids: Chaotic Century, Zombie-Loan, and Zombie Powder.

Italics indicate just starting, underline indicates in progress, bold indicates finished.

List of anime/mangas that she would like to see/read: Angelic Layer, Beyblade, Bottle Fairy, Burst Angel, Crescent Moon, Digimon, Fafner, Full Metal Panic, Gankutsuou: Count of Monte Cristo, Haibane Renmei, Ikki Tousen, Immortal Rain, Maze, Outlaw Star, Ragnarok, Rave Master, Risky/Safety, Saikano, Scrapped Princess, Sister Princess, Spiral, Star Ocean Ex, Twin Signal, Utena

Favorite quotes:
“Mother, if we were to get married, I think Itsuki would be the one wearing the dress." -Sensui
"I see no point in living if I can't be beautiful." -Howl
"Someone has disposed of all our blue, furry food!" -Starfire
"I don't do fear." -Raven
"Release the mind-controlled squid!" - Brother Blood
"Just let me take you. Don't struggle, or I'll be forced to shoot you." -Athrun to Kira (sounds so wrong out of context...)
"Good evening, gentleman! Please pay attention. I am a REFORMED vampire, which is to say, I am a bundle of suppressed instincts held together with spit and coffee. It would be wrong to say that violent, tearing carnage does not come easily to me. It's NOT tearing your throats out that doesn't come easily to me. Please don't make it any harder." -Maladict
"Many people, meeting Aziraphale for the first time, formed three impressions: that he was English, that he was intelligent, and that he was gayer than a tree full of monkeys on nitrous oxide." -Good Omens
"It's not raining, I'm just getting wet as I stand outside while little drops of water fall on me. Yes. It must be the prawns. (mutters)" -Me
"Those goons are our family." -Anonymous
"I was like, "Hi Bill!" and he was like, "Hisssss"." -My brother
"If at first you don't succeed, change the rules." -Anonymous
"Why is there a pink rhinoceros singing on the TV- in Spanish?" -Me (This actually happened!)
"So it's just my luck to be some kind of - demonic hedgehog?" -Chickory
"... I drew a picture of Sasuke in his tightie-whities, and I was thinking that this was the perfect picture to draw a fork up his non-existent ass. Or maybe give him a wedgie."
"Don't do that. It would make it seem like he was wearing a thong." -Christa (who hates Sasuke) and Me

On a button: "Sorry I missed church. I was too busy practicing witchcraft and becoming a lesbian."
And, on a keychain: "I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed person."

Challenges: Nothing formal, just ideas that I don't know how to write and would like to see done.
1. A crossover between FullMetal Alchemist and Furuba
2. An introspective Hige fic
3. A good Kikyo/Kagome or Kagome/Kikyo oneshot
4. An Yzak/Fllay fic
5. A SasuxNaruxHina fic (in that order)
6. A Harry Potter/Fooly Cooly crossover
Let me know if you see any of these and want to recommend them. :)

I have a muse, Kirae, who looks like Youko and provides some measure of sanity for me. :) Namely, hitting me when I get too hyper and bringing me back to life when I get slaughtered for glomping yet another murderous bishi. XD

Thank you for your time, folks, and please email me if you want to know me better. :) I'm so lonely...