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Author has written 20 stories for Pokemon, Harvest Moon, Fullmetal Alchemist, and Kuroshitsuji. What can I say? Most of my stories are just really long dirty jokes. I have a twisted sence of humor that often shows up in my writing, and often annoys people to the point of flaming me. I'm ok with my stories being flamed. In fact, the only reason I bother posting on fanfiction.net is because the flamers are sooooooo amusing. I won't bother to comment on flames, though, so don't get your hopes up for a fight. My current fandom -as you can probably tell- is Fullmetal Alchemist. Edward's my favorite character and he'll probably show up in every story I do. Favorite pairs: Ed/Havoc - Can't write it, but I do adore it. NOTE: I will be losing the internet at the end of January 2007 for a few weeks (maybe even a few months) so don't expect many updates. Reviews, comments, and requests will still be read every few days. -------------------------- My art and adult stories can be found at my live journal: | |||||||||||
1. Typical Day reviewsGrell teasingly torments William at the office.Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 414 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-8-09 - Grell S. & William S. - Complete2. Pass it On » reviewsWho would have thought that germs could be useful? A humorous, multichapter story where Ed and Roy discover the possibility of romance thanks to the help of various viruses. Used to be titled 'Winter'Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,558 - Reviews: 129 - Updated: 11-28-07 - Published: 2-17-05 - Edward E. & Roy M.3. Untitled genderswitch » reviewsRoy's bitter due to the way Edward has treated him since she left the military 2 years ago. How will he handle her showing up and making one of the biggest request he'd ever heard? Warning: Genderswitch Femme!EdFullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,682 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 10-9-07 - Published: 12-14-06 - Edward E. & Roy M.4. Abstinence Makes the Heart Grow Fonder » reviewsAfter finding a condom on the nightstand, Edward worries over whether or not he's ready to take their physical relationship to the next level. RoyEdFullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,011 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 7-6-07 - Published: 7-2-07 - Edward E. & Roy M.5. Apples and Carrots » reviewsRiza discovers the right incentive needed to get Roy to work. RizaRoyEd and a bit of Havoc.Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 7-19-06 - Published: 4-21-06 - Roy M. & Riza H. - Complete6. Kitty reviewsRoy really isn't a cat person. But, thanks to Edward he learns to deal with one. RoyEdwardFullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-24-05 - Edward E. & Roy M.7. Quid Pro Quo reviewsEdward Elric had known and understood equivalent exchange even at the tender age of twelve. It was one of the many hard lessons life beaten into his head time and time again. Warning: TuckerEd, RoyEd. Noncon.Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 471 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 4-25-05 - Edward E. & Shou T.8. Straight Flush reviewsEdward's bad karma -aka Roy- seems to follow him everywhere... even into the bathroom.Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 597 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 4-19-05 - Edward E. & Roy M.9. Ice Cream reviewsWell...Mustang always did enjoy treating Fullmetal as a child. Mild kinks. RoyEd. Be warned.Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 479 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 3-30-05 - Edward E. & Roy M.10. Hammers are Useful reviewsA story in which Ed's hormons kick in and automail is abused.Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 201 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 3-14-05 - Edward E. & Winry R.11. Denial and Acceptance reviewsRoy's reaction to Riza's pregnancy.Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 3-13-05 - Roy M.12. Qualities of a Lover reviewsWhat else could a man like Edward Elric want in a boyfriend? ArmstrongEd Pairing.Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 125 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 3-11-05 - Edward E. & Alex A.13. The Trails of Our Lives reviewsTeam Rocket; Judge *name revised* Rudy style....Pokemon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-25-0314. I can't think of a title... reviews(Harvest Moon:BTN) Rick and Karen go to a spot in the woods where they used to play as childrenHarvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 431 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-25-0115. Hunting We Shall Go reviewsTeam rocket and team twerp goes hunting. I don't like this one too much...Pokemon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 403 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-13-0116. Team Rocket: In the Flesh...Literally reviewsJames walks around naked, Jessie reads playgirl and Meowth conveniently shows up when I want him to say somethingPokemon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 849 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 4-13-0117. Who Needs Birthcontrol? I Baby-sit! reviewsTeam Rocket does the unthinkable!Pokemon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,981 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 3-22-0118. Don’t Trust Used Car Dealers reviewsButch finds out that Cassidy parking his car in the Team Rocket parking lot was a bad thing, and Jessie and James play car dealers.Pokemon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,162 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 2-23-0119. Looks Like Team Rocket's Sucking Up Again! reviewsJessie and James (Team Rocket) are sucking up to the boss once again.Pokemon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,255 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 2-23-0120. It’s Hard to Find Good Help When... reviewsThe newest Team Rocket plan involves Oak, and you know how he is with his pokedex...Pokemon - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 455 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 2-23-01
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