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Author has written 19 stories for South Park, Star Wars, Harry Potter, and Heroes. Name: Claire To be honest guys... I don't know if I'm going to update again. I really don't feel it anymore. The only thing I've ever done that people seem to care about is Kyle's Anatomy. Do you have any idea how crap that makes a person feel? That's all I've ever been worth to people, a bunch of smut. Fantastic... Makes you feel sorta cheap too. I write fiction when I do have an idea, I do not like to force stories as they are simply crap. Apologies if I ever have long delays on chapters. I have lots of fan art for The Oedipus Complex and I really don't deserve it. People are so awesome over on deviant art really. SP-OedipusComplexBritpunkPip by athena1999 http://www.deviantart.com/45708168 TOC Fanart- Dreamy by BroflovskiFan http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/40279004/ Trekkie and Star Whore by clennie http://clennie.deviantart.com/art/Trekkie-and-Star-Whore-X3-60105171 PUSSEHZ-Pip-SP by demonluvr http://demonluvr.deviantart.com/art/PUUSEHZ-Pip-SP-59298359 The Mini Jew by Geliebter http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/40394446/ SP_CartmanxWendy_ by Laithwen http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/39106113/ Oedipus Complex sketches by Seaouryou http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/40265408/ Oedipus Complex giftart by Shuggie http://www.deviantart.com/deviation/43987242/ &+& And I have some fanart for How Cartman Stole Christmas: Or How I Learnt To Stop Worrying and Love Hannukah as well! How Cartman Stole Christmas by Cat-On-The-Moon http://cat-on-the-moon.deviantart.com/art/How-Cartman-Stole-Christmas-58703887 SxK__I_Got_You_Back by Flabz http://flabz.deviantart.com/art/SxK-I-Got-You-Back-49291175 Kyle_Cartman_Salute by Flabz http://flabz.deviantart.com/art/Kyle-Cartman-Salute-51122586 Evil_kyle by Flabz http://flabz.deviantart.com/art/evil-kyle-47620180 And one from emixoO too! http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y258/emix2/howcartmanstolexmas.jpg Kisses. I love you all! "I reject your reality and substitute my own"- Adam Savage | |||||||||
1. Nobody Loves Peter reviewsYou’re an exploding man that happens to be everyone’s bitch. When people aren’t throwing you off buildings then they lecture you. Some even torture you. So stop whining Peter, no one’s listening.Heroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,930 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 10-11-07 - Peter P. - Complete2. That's Gotta Hurt reviewsOn a rainy day stuck in the Petrelli mansion, Claire and her uncle Peter decide to liven things up and test their limits by trying to kill themselves repeatedly. You can imagine that the rest of the family doesn’t exactly appreciate their jovial sentimentHeroes - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,881 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 10-8-07 - Peter P. & Claire B. - Complete3. Nathan Exits Stage Right reviewsIn the Alternate Future, Nathan sits ill and lonely in the Oval Office. Not even a president can evade the virus attacking his system. He gains some hope when his estranged brother shows up, so it’s just a shame then that Peter isn’t all what he seems.Heroes - Rated: T - English - Family/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,546 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-3-07 - Nathan P. & Sylar/Gabriel G. - Complete4. Let My Spirit Carry Me reviewsPeter and Hiro decide to take an afternoon off from their mission to save the world. Unfortunately for Nathan that means he has to take an afternoon off too.Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,840 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 10-1-07 - Nathan P. & Peter P. - Complete5. How Cartman Stole Christmas » reviewsIt sucks being on Santa’s naughty list. An outraged Cartman takes jolly old St Nicholas hostage and with the help of Kyle Broflovski, the boys declare war on Christmas and everything it stands for. CHAPTER 3 UPDATESouth Park - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 25,726 - Reviews: 62 - Updated: 9-6-07 - Published: 2-9-07 - Eric Cartman & Kyle B.6. Nothing Compares reviewsHis fingers traced over the shadow of Stan. “When we are dead and gone nobody will care about these pictures. No one will remember how happy we were. How much it all meant.” How much he meant to me…South Park - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,053 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-19-07 - Kyle B. & Stan M. - Complete7. The Oedipus Complex » reviewsAfter being dared to seduce the whorish Liane Cartman, Kenny learns that he and Cartman’s Mom may not be so different after all. Cartman however is being torn between fighting for a university place, Wendy, and his mother’s honour. CartmanxWendySouth Park - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,862 - Reviews: 102 - Updated: 8-16-07 - Published: 8-7-06 - Kenny M. & Eric Cartman8. Most Loyal, Most Faithful reviews“I don’t trust you, Snape, as you very well know!” Does Bella still have a reason to distrust Snape, even when he returns exalted for his actions in the lightning struck tower? And can Snape even trust himself?Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,911 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-22-07 - Severus S. & Albus D. - Complete9. Harry Potter and the Campside Angst reviewsThe Potter characters fear the mighty stroke of JK Rowling’s pen and debate who may die in book 7. And Voldemort finally gets a well deserved slap in the face.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,426 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 5-9-07 - Severus S. & Harry P. - Complete10. More Than You Know reviewsHis only lifeline in the middle of the picket fence nightmare had been Butters, but even that could never last.South Park - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,052 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 3-18-07 - Butters S. & Eric Cartman - Complete11. Little Blue Eyes reviewsThe young Farmboy's first meeting with someone who will shape his entire life and a Dark Lord's reflection.Star Wars - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,209 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-23-07 - Luke S. & Darth V. - Complete12. You and Your Sorcerer's WaysAn early encounter during the Clone Wars between the soontobe Admiral Motti and the Jedi quite happy to put him in his place.Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,418 - Published: 1-23-07 - Anakin S. - Complete13. Kyle's Anatomy reviewsCourtesy of BroflovskiFan and Cszemis. Stan plays doctor, Kyle tries not to laugh and both boys end up with far more than they can handle. Rated M for a reason.South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,573 - Reviews: 50 - Published: 1-16-07 - Kyle B. & Stan M. - Complete14. Keeping Your Enemies Close reviewsThey say keep your friends close, but your enemies closer. And Eric Cartman will have to get close if he wants Kyle to learn his lesson. MATURE!South Park - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,728 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 1-4-07 - Eric Cartman & Kyle B.15. Miracle on Stan's Street reviewsWhen Stan cannot feel the spirit of the season, a certain Jewish friend takes him on a Christmas adventure he will never forget.South Park - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,699 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 12-21-06 - Stan M. & Kyle B. - Complete16. Mercenary Games reviewsAfter being injured on a mission, the Mole finds it hard to accept some of the aspects of his best friend and Gregory simply cannot understand why Christophe seems to hate him.South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,437 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 12-6-06 - Christophe & Gregory - Complete17. The Irish Had It Right reviewsCourtesy of Cszemis and BroflovskiFan. See Stan drink. See Kyle drink. See Stan and Kyle cope with drinking.South Park - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,492 - Reviews: 29 - Published: 10-4-06 - Kyle B. & Stan M. - Complete18. 101 Pairings and then some reviewsA series of one shots about the outings or dates between our favourite South Park pairings i.e. Cartman x Wendy, Stan x Kyle etc. In this story Eric Cartman conquers his fears to save Wendy. Please ReviewSouth Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,325 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-12-0619. Alderaan Lullaby reviewsMourning for her beloved Alderaan, Princess Leia receives a beautiful gift from the smuggler she despises. Post ANHStar Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-8-06 - Leia O. & Han S. - Complete
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