Welcome to my profile! Now get out! JK ;D I normally write Fanfics for Warriors but I like other books like Harry Potter, Percy Jackson, etc. On with the...thing.

Q&A:

Who is your favorite warrior cat?

Firestar. It may seem a little lame, I know, but he's always been my favorite.

What are your favorite warrior pairings (list five)?

FireXSpotted

SquirrelXBramble

FernXDust

SandXFire

BlackXRusset

Who are your least favorite pairings (list five)?

AshXSquirrel

SquirrelXAsh

AshfurXSquirrel

AshfurXSquirrelflight

AshXSquirrelflight

Who is your favorite author?

Me. Duh. Just kidding. But I seriously don't know. O.O Maybeh J.K. Rowling, Rick Riordan, the Erin Hunter(s), etc.

Do you smoke?

What kind of question is this?

Do you love me?

What the heck. Stop the weird questions. Just STOP!!!

Did you see that bird over there?

Just...stop.

I really don't know what else to put...Oh!

Favorite Books:

Warriors

Maximum Ride

Harry Potter

Kane Chronicles, Percy Jackson, Heroes of Olympus

Mine. (Just kidding)

The Hunger Games

Wolves of the Beyond

Likes:

Animals

Books

Movies

Books

Did I mention books

Math

Meat (lol this is true)

Dislikes:

Stalkers

More stalkers

Creepy stalkers

Mean people

Stuck-up people

Shopping (my mom takes FOREVER)

Vegetables

LEGALIZE MARIJUANA!!

WTF HELL NO

4/3 people have a problem with math

I hate...

1. Haters

2. My 4th grade teacher

4. Lists

3. The people that just went to check that I numbered the list wrong.. -.-

Ok, now if you are still reading I'm going to do something:

LIST TEN WARRIOR CATS

1. Firestar

2. Graystripe

3. Sandstorm

4. Pinestar

5. Jake

6. Spiderleg

7. Berrynose

8. Cloudtail

9. Brightheart

10. Leafstar

Okay, now for the...idk what you call it.

(Fill in the numbers with names ) You walk in to see 2 and 5 making out while 1 and 7 are staring in shock.

You walk in to see Graystripe and Jake are making out while Firestar and Berrynose stare in shock.

5 and 4 go for a walk when 2 lashes out to scratch them. 4 gets so annoyed that he/she murders him/her. What do you do?

Jake and Pinestar go for a walk when Graystripe lashes out to scratch them. Pinestar gets so annoyed that he murders him. I would f*kin tell the leader, duh!

Have you heard any one-shots about 8?

Cloudtail? Well, kind of.

1 and 3 go hunting with 7 and 9, when 10 comes along scaring away all the prey. 3 gets angry, but 1 holds her/him back. After 2 more hours of 10's prancing 1 calls for back-up from 5 and 8. 5 and 8 grab 10 and drag her/him away, but later on, 7 and 9 encounter a strange radioactive liquid. What happens?

Firestar and Sandstorm go hunting with Berrynose and Brightheart, when Leafstar comes along scaring away all the prey. Sandstorm gets angry, but Firestar holds her back. After Graystripe (oops) 2* more hours of Leafstar's prancing, Firestar calls for back-up from Jake and Cloudtail. Jake and Cloutail grab Leafstar and drag her away, but later on, Berrynose and Brightheart encounter a strange radioactive liquid. What happens:

A) They experimentally lick/ touch it.

B) They stay away but don't tell anyone.

C) They run back to tell the leader.

D) They roll in it.

You can post your answer in my story reviews below, or on one of my polls.

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FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr./Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Dang … we really messed up … but that sure was fun!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
REAL FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your stuff so long they forget it’s yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to what’s wrong, but help come up with vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Make you say sorry when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
REAL FRIENDS: Will copy and paste this

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Yaaaay kitty!

Copy and paste Kitty into your
signature to help him gain world domination.

And now, I'm a beta reader for TFM, Maple Story, Warriors, Hunger Games, Inkheart, and Harry Potter! YAY!

-nobody cheers-

D;

*Note: I will list anyone who I beta read for on my profile. Also, I have a new Warriors story coming out soon. (And Maximum Ride, since Snow won't let me continue hers)

Beta reading for: SnowXwingz

I also want to send a big shout out to...

And..since my bff is SnowXwingz...here is the link for here profile (Check out her Maximum Ride story):

Link: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/4531355/SnowXwingz

Alsooo I have an account on FictionPress: Blizzardwind

Link: http://www.fictionpress.com/u/907664/Blizzardwind

(Check out my Fruguai story (wolf and bird people)

Thank you for reading...?