The woman known only as "The Eponymous Protagonist" is the eponymous protagonist of The Eponymous Protagonist.

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1. Five Things That Never Happened to Jonathan reviews

Five things that could have happened to Jonathan, had circumstances been just a little different. Featuring Raoul, Ralon, Delia, Thayet, Alanna, and possibly more bleakness than is necessary.

Complete - Tamora Pierce - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,165 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-11-08 - Published: 6-11-08

2. Tentative » reviews

Predictions. Fears. Food. Shoes. Love. Living with someone you hardly know. International security. Life, as the Emperor and Empress of Carthak discover, can be hard. Written for Anya for the Dove spring exchange.

Complete - Tamora Pierce - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,793 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 3-6-08 - Published: 3-2-08

3. The Hazard of Love reviews

The fallout of before, the bittersweet of now, and the promise of after. Alanna and George in a series of moments. Ten sets of exactly one hundred words.

Complete - Tamora Pierce - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 11-1-07 - Published: 11-1-07

4. The Grass is Greener reviews

What better way to end a mostly selfimposed exile than a proper conversation with the subject of your avid enmity? Of friendship, pride, and whose fault it was in the first place. Alanna and Jon.

Complete - Tamora Pierce - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,598 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-16-07 - Published: 10-16-07

5. The Gloves In Question reviews

Alanna and Jon are keeping a secret from each other. It is the same secret. Hijinks ensue. Set in ItHoTG.

Complete - Tamora Pierce - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 3-25-07 - Published: 3-25-07

6. Things Left Unsaid reviews

When you love someone enough, leaving some things unsaid doesn't seem to matter. AG

Complete - Tamora Pierce - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 541 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 5-3-06 - Published: 5-3-06

7. Bet with Destiny » reviews

Kel is an assassin after being adopted by the Rogue at a young age. However, with betrayal, plots and confused loyalties afoot, can Kel truly keep both her head and her name? Possible KelRoald

Tamora Pierce - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,689 - Reviews: 79 - Updated: 3-13-06 - Published: 11-29-04

8. Forbidden Shadows » reviews

Kel goes missing after losing her memory due to being hit during a battle. Scared, confused and with no idea who to trust, how will she get home? Will she know what 'home' is? KD

Tamora Pierce - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,166 - Reviews: 149 - Updated: 3-10-06 - Published: 8-7-04

9. The Very Secret Diary of Sirius Black reviews

Of love, lies, love, love, love, a troublesome godson, and Remus Lupin. The very secret diary of Sirius Black. Contains (too much) slash.

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 973 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 4-19-05 - Published: 4-19-05

10. Teh 1 Mary Sue » reviews

Meet Aurorandromedalynikaristarstra, the stunningly beautiful Shang with an immense Gift who studied with Yamanis. She has a shady past, of course. No Mary Sue could do without that shady past.

Tamora Pierce - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,779 - Reviews: 80 - Updated: 4-19-05 - Published: 10-6-04

11. The Next Best Thing reviews

Alone and filled with longing, Aly discovers that sometimes it hurts less to settle for second best. To settle, until second best becomes the best. TQ SPOILERS, unusual pairing. [One-Shot]

Complete - Tamora Pierce - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 878 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 3-14-05 - Published: 3-14-05

12. Bravery reviews

Her eyes were gently shut with an inhuman peace. From one lost girl, to another. Femmslash, squick. [Drabble]

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 328 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 3-7-05 - Published: 3-7-05

13. Mirror reviews

There is a price for everything. Some things, it would seem, require a much higher sacrifice than others. Jonathan of Conte reflects.

Tamora Pierce - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 2-25-05 - Published: 2-25-05

14. Double Dare » reviews

Kel is dared to make every squire fall in love with her, whilst she dares Neal to admit his 'undying love' to Alanna and Wyldon. That was before Joren got involved with a dare of his own...

Tamora Pierce - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,883 - Reviews: 240 - Updated: 2-18-05 - Published: 9-11-04

15. Stranger to Love reviews

A little ficlet set in ITHOTG, a missing scene if you will. AlannaDelia slash. Dedicated to 'did you even read the books' [One-Shot]

Complete - Tamora Pierce - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 12-4-04 - Published: 12-4-04

16. Things That Just Don't Change » reviews

A double ficlet, looking back on Lily and James' first and seventh years, and reflecting on the things that just don't change. [Complete]

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,432 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 11-29-04 - Published: 11-29-04

17. Reflections reviews

Neal reflects on his upcoming marriage with Yuki, ending with some interesting and slightly disturbing thoughts. Slash. [One-Shot]

Complete - Tamora Pierce - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 360 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 11-12-04 - Published: 11-12-04

18. Give and Take reviews

A time when you can't trust anyone. A time when those most loyal to you are those you need to keep an eye on. Challenge 20 at the Dancing Dove. [One-shot]

Complete - Tamora Pierce - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 10-15-04 - Published: 10-15-04

19. Time To Let Go reviews

A different take on the usual Alanna-dies-George-cries. Angst, but in a different way. The importance of moving on, of letting go. [One-shot]

Complete - Tamora Pierce - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 869 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 9-29-04 - Published: 9-29-04

20. Forever reviews

There's one thing that never changes with age, and that is love. Years down the track, when nothing else is the same, our shero reflects on the love of her life. AG. [One-Shot]

Complete - Tamora Pierce - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 536 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 9-26-04 - Published: 9-26-04

21. Just Can't Win reviews

A typical knight-master-and-squire moment, set in First test. In some things, with some people, you just can't win. [One-Shot]

Complete - Tamora Pierce - Fiction Rated: K - English - Drama/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 8-28-04 - Published: 8-28-04

22. A twist in fate » reviews

In ITHOTG, when Alanna was captured, what if Jon was stopped before he could save her? How would she escape? What would happen when she does? And where would Tortall be without her? [Hiatus]

Tamora Pierce - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,938 - Reviews: 68 - Updated: 1-18-04 - Published: 12-24-03

23. Dry tears » reviews

Alanna is one of the most successful assassins in Tortall. Now, she goes for the ultimate goal-to be the Rogue. But the sparks that fly between Alanna and George are as much of love as it is of hate. AG [Complete]

Complete - Tamora Pierce - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,763 - Reviews: 62 - Updated: 12-23-03 - Published: 11-23-03

24. Ten ways to kill Draco Malfoy » reviews

This is a fanfic for people who are sick and tired of HGDM fanfics and think Malfoy can go die. 2003's spring project. [Complete]

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,187 - Reviews: 85 - Updated: 12-3-03 - Published: 9-29-03

25. Everybody hates Jonathan reviews

An anti-Jon poem about Jon, the not-so-good King. For people who hate Jon. [One-shot]

Complete - Tamora Pierce - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 224 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 11-19-03 - Published: 11-19-03

26. Do it With Alanna reviews

Songfic. Jon, comparing Alanna to certain other court ladies. [One-shot]

Complete - Tamora Pierce - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 10-11-03 - Published: 10-8-03

27. Another crazy songfic reviews

As the title says, another crazy songfic about Jon, George and Alanna. To the tune of "Skater Boy" [One-shot]

Complete - Tamora Pierce - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 300 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 10-8-03 - Published: 10-8-03

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