Author has written 6 stories for Harry Potter, and Queer as Folk.

You're about to begin a strange, strange journey. You are now entering The Slash Faerie's (formaly Weasley Wonders's) Bio . . . proceed with CAUTION, for a flying monkey could randomly jump out at you (that's the least of your troubles.) Read at your own risk. (lol, I'm such a loser . . .)Just wanted to let you guys know (for anyone who gives a damn, which is probably 1 to zero people, lol), I changed my pen name, from Weasley Wonders to The Slash Faerie. I know, I know, I go from bad to worse with these names. Just keep getting cornier. Heh. Well, I was kind of thinking like the 'Tooth Fairy' when I thought up this lovely name. As in, instead of bringing money to kids all around the world for their teeth, I bring heeps, and heeps of slashy goodness, in exchange for unlimited H/D fics! Not a bad deal if you ask me. Okay, okay, I'll go back to watching the dust bunnies in the corner instead of prattling on about idiotic nonsense...although, it's what I'm good at! smirks

I'm also OnthaEdge487...I decided I needed 2 accounts, for all the fics I read. 30 slots for the 'Favorite Stories' list is definately not enough room for me...I love so many stories (mainly wrestling and HP ones) so I thought I'd make a strickly Harry Potter account, and leave my other one for wrestling. So, sit back, and relax while I proceed to copy and paste my other bio, lol.

Important Notices

4-13-04: I'm on vaction this week, so I plan to work on a few fics. Most likely 'Never Tickle a Sleeping Dragon', and an upcoming fic, Fields of Innocence. I'm going to be posting an alternate first chapter to 'Facade', and let the reviewers decide which of the two 'First Chapters' is better. Also, I'm most likely going to re-post the first chapter to 'Phoenix Fire', and maybe write a bit more to the second. Decding what story I want to work on depends on what kind of mood I'm in at the time. Hopefully I'll update something within the week. No promises though...heh.

This is just to give you some status on how my fics are coming along, like any of you care, lol. I doubt I'm ever going to finish a fic . . .I always start a fic, then get inspired by something else, and start to write a different story and so on. It's just a pattern I go through. So now, I have about 13+ nowhere near unfinished fics (some I haven't posted hear . . .yet), that I might never finish. But one day, I don't care if it takes 20 years, I'm going to finish at least one story. Damn it.

ON HOLD:

Dinner with Dudley: (under my other name, OnthaEdge487)

CHAPTER ONE UP! I just suddenly wrote it in one day . . . And I really don't like the ending of the first chapter. I'm not going to change it, but if I write a second chapter, I'm definately going to take a different approach to the concept of the fic. This originally, was my first Harry Potter fic . . . it's kinda weird. Ah well. Dudley somehow gets a date ...but who? It's set right after OotP, and Harry is at the Dursley's for the summer. Harry will probably be angsty (or my pathetic version of angst) for the 1st few chapters, but will lighten up as things unfold. I'm still not sure if I want to get Harry involved with anyone...and there are 3 candidates for Dudley's date at this point. I'm just having trouble writing. I always seem to write myself into a darn hole. shrugs

Pheonix Fire:

It was taken down...I'll put it up eventually. I wrote the majority of this in one day, which is something that never evvvvvvver happens with me. It probably sucks, but if you want, check it out. In every chapter, there is a question for the readers that helps the plot progress. So, in a way, the readers decide what happen to a certian extent. shrugs It's an AU boarding school fic, and I'm trying to stay as close to canon as possible. Same castle, same people, but not . . .shrugs And it's slash, of course. Would I write anything else? (Guy)Blaise Zabini/Harry/Draco lust/love triangle. Harry's the monkey in the middle . . .heh. I'll shut up.

Facade:

Chapter one is up. Thinking about changing the title...to what, I have no idea. I've re-written the 1st chap though, and will be re-posting it once I get the second chapter finished. In my opinion the 2nd chapter's coming along nicely, but a little slow. Once again, I've written myself into a hole, but unlike Dinner with Dudley, I think it should be a lot easier to overcome it.

In the Works:

Never Tickle a Sleeping Dragon:

FIRST CHAPTER IS UP! Uh...it's kind of odd...It involves veelas, an elf, vampires, a Leprechaun, and several other creatures, to the point where it gets so utterly ridiculous! And it's slash...Harry/Draco(mainly), Harry/Blaise(Guy) Zabini, Harry/Seamus

Fics to Look For:

Lucky Charms:

Kind of a spin off from 'Never Tickle a Sleeping Dragon'. That's where I got the idea from. You don't have to read the other fic, as it is not a sequel or prequel, although there are some similarites with the plot and characterizations. It's Slash. Harry/Seamus. A lot of Irish culture, and creatures will probably be involved, though I'm not Irish, and will hopefully get everything right. I'm doing a lot of research on Irish folklore and Irish mythical creatures, so hopefully everything will work out smoothly.

Summary: Harry has a pen pal, and someone has a crush. Returning to Hogwarts to his 7th year, Harry learns some interesting discoveries about one of his roommates.

Fields of Innocence:

What if Tom Riddle, instead of trying to kill Harry, took him and raised him? What would happen? AU. (no magic) This has probably been done millions of times, but I'm hopeing to give this fic a bunch of exciting twists. shrugs Who knows, it might actually come out semi-good. The first chapter is over halfway done...hopefully to be posted soon.

Let's see where do I start? I can be very crazy and psychotic at times, my friends'll tell you. I'll admit, I'm honestly not normal, and quite frankly a few cards short of a deck. But who is completely normal anyway? I enjoy going shopping, writing (except in school), going to the movies, listening to music (usually rock) and a bunch of other stuff I can't think of right now. When I get pissed at someone I call out my flying monkeys to attack them... Yeah you guessed it, I'm the wicked bitch, I uh mean witch of the west (well, actually her cousin 5 times removed). Oh and I despise school. It's what I picture hell will look like... What am I saying? School=HELL . . . yep that's about right.Quote(s) of the Month
(or however long it takes me to get another good one . . .)

“I think God appreciates it even more. Because he created you in his image. At least that's what I was always taught. And since God is love and God doesn't make mistakes, then you must be exactly the way he wants you to be. And that goes for every person, every planet, every mountain, every grain of sand, every song, every tear... and every faggot. We're all his, Emmett. He loves us all."
-- Ted to Emmett

Justin: I'm not a child. I'm turning 18 soon. That means I can vote, and get married, and join the army.
Emmett: Hopefully not on the same day.

In response to above: It's true, it's DAMN true!
(I always knew Angle's quote was good for something lol...Okay, this part doesn't make sense...ignore me, or feel free to throw rotten vegetables my way.)

Fav Quotes

Ted: You have anything on you?
Brian: Yeah, 16 pounds of cocaine and 24 ounces of heroin.
Ted: This is no time to be funny!
Brian: Who's being funny?

Brian: Know what Tums is spelled backwards?
Brian and Michael: SMUT!

(From Showtime's Queer as Folk...sighs I LOVE that show!)

“Doug knows I’m bisexual. Buy me something and I get really sexual.”

--Carson, Queer Eye for the Straight Guy (I love Carson, he's so funny!)

"I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!"

--Monty Python and the Holy Grail
(Love that movie!)

"Kreacher wasn't quite as devoted to him as to my mother, but I still caught him snogging a pair of my father's old trousers last week."

--Sirius Black, referring to the Black's house elf Kreacher's devotion to Sirius' father, OotP, Pg 117

Justin: Bed rest is an important part of every recovery.
Ted: Thank you, Doogie Howser.

Brian: Are you coming or going? Or coming and then going? Or coming and staying? (Episode: 101)

Melanie: And who the fuck are you?
Brian: His name's...
Michael: Justin.
Brian: You were on the phone when he shot his load all over me.
Lindsay: Yuck! Brian!
Brian: He can't help it. He's only 17.
Melanie: So you and Lindsay each had an infant tonight.
Brian: Yeah but mine doesn't suck on my tits... unless I want him to. (Episode: 101)

Emmett: I'd rather my flame burn bright than be some puny little pilot light. (Episode: 102)

Michael: He's got Brian's eyes and mouth, and Lindsay's nose...
Ted: Well if he's got Melanie's dick, we're in big trouble. (Episode: 102)

Justin: Well, I started out as a tight end, but wound up a wide receiver. (Episode: 102)

Emmett: I was talking to Dungeon Master Don, who wants to mummify me. Have you noticed that the world's getting weirder? (Episode: 103)

Michael: Okay, just so you don't freak out...your dildos are missing. And your porn. We had to move it all in case your mom found it.
Ted: Well, I expect all 33 back. Cleaned. (Episode: 104)

Daphne: I'm not a lesbian, but I'm a big fan. (Episode: 106)

Brian: Good. Give him some activity so he'll stop stalking me.
Justin: Don't flatter yourself.
Melanie: Oh, we like Justin. Justin can stay. (Episode: 106)

Michael: I think the artist has taken some liberties.
Brian: Well it's a perfect likeness.
Michael: Come on? It was never that big!
Brian: Hey, you haven't seen it in a long time.
Michael: I haven't seen Gone With The Wind in a long time either, but I know it's still three and a half hours. (Episode: 106)
Brian: I tune out self pity, it makes my dick soft. (Episode: 106)

Ted: I was rejected by everybody -- it's good to be back! (Episode: 106)

Brian: So in other words. For Justin to stay here with you, Justin has to deny who he is… what he feels… That's not love. That's hate. Justin, you coming? (Episode: 108)

Emmett: Well, this is a surprise. Welcome to See The Light.
Michael: The way some of these people dress they should change it to 'Turn Off The Light'. (Episode: 114)

Emmett: Hey...she's cute.
Melanie: She reminds me of Lindsay with red hair.
Ted: What about her?
Melanie: She reminds me of Lindsay with black hair.
Ted: Don't tell me. He reminds you of Lindsay in drag. (Episode: 116)

Brian: You should do him.
Michael: What do you mean 'do him?'
Brian: I'll get you an instruction manual. (Episode: 118)

Ted: Flannel? Isn't that lesbian lingerie? (Episode: 122)

Justin: I thought you liked fucking eighteen year olds. (Episode: 122)

Justin: It would have been the perfect fuck you and farewell to St. James Academy. (Episode: 122)

Melanie: What'd she think we were going to do, perform cunnilingus on top of the wedding cake? (Episode: 201)

Brian: Who told you I was here, Rosencrantz or Guildenstern? (Episode: 201)

Brian: You walked down with me, back to the Jeep, and we were goofing, we were dancing. I kissed you, said 'later.' And then you turned around and smiled. Then I knew why Debbie calls you Sunshine. (Episode: 202)

Emmett: I may be a slut, but at least I'm an honest slut. (Episode: 203)

Brian: Whoa dude! The kids at school will, like, puke, they'll be, like, so jealous! (Episode: 203)

Brian: Where's the sucking and where's the fucking? (Episode: 203)

Brian: Word of advice, next time you have nuts in your mouth, suck, don't chew. (Episode: 204)

Emmett: Do I look like a human tit-clamp? (Episode: 205)

Lindsay: I think we're witnessing a conversion.
Melanie: Another lesbian success story. (Episode: 216)

Ben: I don't want to celebrate my goddamned birthday.
Brian: Finally, a man with the right attitude. (Episode: 216)

Gardner Vance: Rumor has it that you're gay.
Brian: The rumor's right. But unless I'm fucking you, it's none of your business. (Episode: 217)

Brian: Hey, what size does this come in?
Emmett: Twink, stud, and bear.
Brian: I'll take a stud. (Episode: 219)

Ted: Hail to the king!
Justin: What a night.
Brian: So how was he?
Justin: He had the greatest ass. I brought him back and I fucked him all night, I think my dicks gonna be sore for a week.
Brian: That’s enough.
Michael: Actually I’d like to hear more...
Ted: Speak slowly and enunciate.
Justin: He gave great head. He wanted me to fuck him with my crown on, Kind of kinky. After awhile though, he got clingy. He wanted to know when he could see me again and..
Brian: So what’d you tell him?
Justin: I told him he could see me in his dreams. (Episode: 120)

Brian: You walked down with me, back to the Jeep, and we were goofing, we were dancing. I kissed you, said 'later.' And then you turned around and smiled. Then I knew why Debbie calls you Sunshine. (Episode: 202)

Justin: I can’t draw anymore so, what’s the point wasting my time? When I could be here, popping pills, and drinking beers, and sticking my gimp hand down guys pants. Do you wanna dance?
Trick: Fuck yeah.
Justin: That was gonna be my next question.
Michael: What’s that all about?
Brian: Pain management. (Episode: 205)

Emmett: I spent the night at Ted's. Guys, he is in deep shit trouble. We need to have an intervention.
Debbie: Booze?
Brian: Crystal?
Emmett: Whipping the willie.
Brian: Schmuck--couldn't even get a decent addiction. (Episode: 205)

Ben: Yes, you are seeing it. The most historic reunification since Germany.
Emmett: What happened to the fiddler?
Michael: He fell off the roof. (Episode: 309)

Michael: Well, if it isn't Little Mary Sunshine.
Emmett: Little Mary Sunshine died. I'm Little Mary Go Fuck Yourself. (Episode: 313)

Brian: Some asshole told me that if you believe in something strongly enough, you have to be willing to sacrifice everything. (Episode: 314)

Debbie: A word of advice, my sweet Emmett. Mourn the losses, because they are many; but celebrate the victories, because they are few. (Episode: 314)

Brian: We're cop-ulating. (Episode: 314)

Brian: I'd rather have my tongue super-glued to a lesbian's twat. (Episode: 402)

Michael: He wants me to be honest, to tell him what I really think.
Brian: And what do you really think?
Michael: It was kinda boring.
Brian: Kinda like him? He's your partner, Mikey. You gotta sit him down, take his hand and tell him "Honey, it's a steaming pile of horseshit."
Michael: Could you say that to Justin?
Brian: Yeah. Fortunately, the lad's a genius.
Michael: You are so helpful. (Episode: 405)

Ted: I could fix you up with my sister... Only, she looks like me in a dress.

Debbie: If I have to watch Martha Stewart make one more goddamn thing out of goat cheese, I'm going to kill myself.
Vic: AMC has a Joan Crawford festival all week.
Debbie: Nobody's that gay.
(Michael enters)
Debbie: Hi, honey. What are you doing here?
Michael: Uncle Vic asked me to bring some rope to tie you down.
Debbie: Kinky.

Brian: He stole all my clothes. I'm suspecting gay-on-gay crime here.
Lindsay: It wouldn't surprise me. You've had more visitors than Disney World.

Michael: Have you ever been on a date?
Brian: One. I ended up fucking the waiter.

Brian: I don't believe in love, I believe in fucking. It's honest, it's efficient--you get in and out with a maximum of pleasure and a minimum of bullshit.

Emmett: You're just jealous because we have what you don't.
Brian: Anal warts?

Justin: I like dick. I wanna get fucked by dick. I wanna suck dick. I like sucking dick, and I'm good at it too.

Emmett: Pink champagne... yeah, uh, that's too nelly, even for me.

Ted: The problem with perfection is its inability to recognize anything less perfect than itself.

Brian: So, Dawson, how are things at the Creek?

Brian Kinney: As usual, objectivity falls to me... Think: you don't really want me there, do you? I have to be chemically dependent just to show up. I'll be drunk, I'll be bored, not to mention better looking than the brides. I'll offend all the dykes. I'll heckle the ceremony. Table dance at the reception, and inevitably fuck every good looking guy--gay, straight or undecided--in the place. Finally, I'll pass out naked, bitching about the cheap booze. You'll lose your dignity, friends and shirts paying for the damages. Hell! I'm doing you a favor getting out of town.

Deb: "Emm, hon, you should try to eat some of your protein off a plate."

Justin: Well listen up, now that your hearing has returned... This queer says "FUCK YOU.".

Brian: Don't get yourself all worked up.
Michael: I'm half Italian and half drag queen. I'm allowed to get worked up.

Justin: See, fortunately I have youth on my side, I can stay up all night fucking and still score 1500 on my SAT's.

Melanie: Alright, who wants some death day cake? Death day cake?
Justin: I'll have some, since I won't have to deal with the old age thing for a long, long time.

Brian: And if I don’t get this account I’ll be fucked, and without lube.
Emmett: And that’s a bad thing?
Debbie: It’s amazing how you always work anal intercourse into the conversation.
Brian: Then you try to spend an evening with some backslapping breeder from Altoona smoking cigars and talking about pussy...
Ted: Oh, I loved to hear what you have to say about pussy.
Brian: That’s a good thing that you’ve got one, because you wouldn’t know what to do with a dick.
Debbie: Move over, so you boys in the mood for something sweet, or you gonna pick up a little something at Woody’s?
Michael: Ma, stop pinching my cheeks.
Debbie: Bend over so I can pinch the other ones.
Ted: I’ve got some tax reports to go over.
Emmett: I would think after checking out numbers all day, you’d like to come check out some numbers at night.
Ted: Well, in light of my recent near death experience I’ve decided to take account of my near life. Woody’s and Babylon are no longer deductible expenses.
Emmett: He’ll be back. Looks like it’s just us, the three musketeers.
Debbie: More like the pointer sisters.
Michael: I can’t go either.
Brian: What’s your excuse?
Michael: I have to go back to the store. We’re restocking.
Emmett: Poor baby spending the entire evening alone in that dreary crap emporium.
Michael: Tracy'll be there.
Brian: Your bride to be?
Michael: She’s not my bride to be.
Brian: Then you can tell her who you really are.
Emmett: I agree, I always say come clean or don’t come at all.
Michael: I can’t. Where I work they laugh at faggots.
Brian: Yeah, the only faggots worth laughing at are the ones who don’t tell the truth. Don’t be one of those assholes who hides Mikey, And stop leading her on...
Michael: Who’s leading her on? We’re counting cartons of toilet paper.
Brian: Yeah, which you can use, cause you’re so full of shit placing his hand on Emmett’s neck
Emmett: Don’t touch me. (Episode: 105)

Brian: It's not lying if they make you lie. If the only truth they can accept is their own.

Emmett: It's pathetic. My screen name has more fun than I do.

Justin: If you wanna hit me go right ahead. Because I'm not gonna cry like some little faggot. And if you wanna send me off to boarding school that's fine too. Because I bet more butt fucking goes on in boarding schools than in the back room of Babylon. But whatever you do, it doesn't matter. Because I'll still be your queer son! (Episode: 107)

Brian: Don't tell me no one's ever had a Big O at the Big Q?
Mikey: I wouldn't know.
Brian: Well I would...first hand, and I mean first hand experience
Mikey: Are you saying..
Brian: You remember last Christmas when I came to pick you up and you were setting up for santa's workshop?
Mikey: Not Santa, dont tell me you fucked Santa?
Brian: Nah..even I wouldn't do that...I' m not into fat, his elf.
Mikey: You didnt!
Brian: What he lacked in feet he made up for in inches. (Episode: 113)

Emmett: She wants you to fuck her?
Ted: Gay men and straight girls sleeping together...isn’t that one of the signs of the apocalypse?
Brian: Have you ever been with a woman?
Justin: Lots of times. When I was fourteen I had sex with four girls at summer camp, when I was fifteen I had an affair with my mom's best friend when I was sixteen I made it with Mrs. Elstead, my geometry teacher...No, no!
Ted: You asshole.
Emmett:Well then, hun, um, how do you know you can?
Brian: Cause at his age he could rub up against a tree and get a hard on.
Emmett: Having recently made love to a woman, I, um, I can give you a few pointers.
Brian: Banging a bull dog for Jesus isn't exactly making love.
Michael: I’ve sort of been with a woman.
Ted: You have?
Michael: Tenth grade, Marsha Prenden gave me a blowjob. Well she didn’t give it to me, she charged me five bucks, she charged everybody five bucks.
Emmett: That’s uh, that’s a touching memory.
Justin: I know I’d be doing Daphne a favor, but I still feel kind of weird about it.
Ted: I think it’s a real complement she asked you to do this.
Michael: Yeah, I mean, she really trusts you.
Emmett: Go to her Justin; teach her what it is to be a real woman.
Brian: Like somebody taught you? (Episode: 119)

Melanie: Your screwing everything that moves is your finest quality and our best defense.

Emmett: A song and a snack can turn any moment into an occasion.

Mysterious Marilyn: God writes the script, sweetie. I just say the lines.

Melanie: What are you? Mr. Teflon? Shit just never sticks to you.

Brian: Why Daphne, what an unexpected surprise. You look particularly enchanting today.
Daphne: Mind if you hit on me later? I have to talk to you. (Episode: 405)

Brian: He who hesitates, doesn't get laid. (Episode: 406)

Debbie: Well, if it isn't the man behind the asshole.
Michael: Brian's always behind the asshole. (Episode: 309)

Michael: I should warn you, my friends can be a little...
Ben: Judgmental? Vicious? Condescending?
Michael: So you've met them. (Episode: 207)

Ted: I took Viagra last night. It's been 18 hours and it won’t go down! What am I going to do?
Emmett: Have you tried soaking it?
Lindsay: How about a cold shower?
Brian: How about scaring it?
Justin: That's hiccups.
Brian: Boo!
Ted: Thank you all for caring.
Melanie: What about something that would completely turn you off?
Brian: That's a great idea, why don't you two show him your tits?
Melanie & Lindsay: BRIAN!
Ted: You said this would only last a few hours tops!
Emmett: Go figure.
Justin: (To Brian) Maybe you should take some, our sex life isn't what it use to be. What! we're down to 4 times a day. (Episode: 209)

Lindsey: You look very handsome in that suit.
Brian: I took a bath and everything.
Lindsey: Okay, this is it. Don’t be nervous.
Brian: If my heart rate was any lower, I’d be dead.

Ted: I'm so dissapointed...
Mikey: I know, I fucked up!
Ted: I don't mean that. All the porno flicks I've seen that take place in prison, always show these hot criminal types in heavy man-on-man action... nothing like this! (Episode: 214)

Brian: Well just remember: all work and no dick make Mikey and Sunshine dull boys. (Episode: 215)

Ted: Well Look at this way he lived a long and productive life he must of saved the world at least 5000 times.
Emmett: Yeah at his age to still look good in spandex that's quiet an achievement.
Mikey: Look, you guys can joke all you want, but the word on the net is the reason they killed him is because people thought he as gay.
Brian: Well after living with Galaxy Lad for 30 years rumors were bound to circulate.
Justin: If it's true that they kill Captain Astro because he was gay, than that makes his death a hate crime. (Episode: 210)

Debbie: I've always said it isn't who you love, its how you love. Genitalia is simply God's way of accessorizing. (Episode: 104)

Justin: I just saw the face of God.
Daphne: Huh?
Justin: His name is Brian Kinney. (Episode: 101)

"Death is just another part of life."

"Don't make me call out my flying monkeys..."

"I've got my Hurri-Powers, bitch!" --The Hurricane

"Well Stephanie, I'd like to thank you for giving me such a kind Christmas gift, but unfortunately I didn't get you any gifts. But then again, what can you get for the girl whose had everyone." --Chris Jericho

"Life's a bitch and then you marry one."
Triple H (and various oth ers . . .)

"Keep representin' GC, 'cause you know we're representin' you!" --Benji of GC

"Hey, guys. I have some bad news for you... we were backing out of the parking lot and I think we ran over Lil Bow Wow." --Benji of GC

"People like you are the reason people like me need medication."

"I'm gonna go... walk... into traffic." --Benji of GC

"You can only start a boy band if you kill one of the other ones already out there." --Joel of GC

“Money often costs too much.” - Ralph Waldo Emerson

“It’s just a flesh wound.” – The Black Knight, Monty Python and the Holy Grail

“Come back here, I’ll bite your legs off!” – The Black Knight, Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"Thank God men cannot as yet fly and lay waste the sky as well as the earth!" --Henry David Thoreau

“A child is a curly, dimpled lunatic.” – Ralph Waldo Emerson

"We knew the world generally sucked and we didn't want to be a part of it. We wanted to do something else, which amounts to not wanting to get up in the morning and have a real job."
- Wayne Kramer

"I can only kiss one ass today, today is not your day, tomorrow doesn't look good either."

"If your not evil, then why do you look like hell?"

"I'm out of bed and dressed what more do you want?"

"Pissing off the whole planet, one person at a time."

"A life lived in fear is a life half lived." --Eleanor Roosevelt

"It's better to be hated for who you are, then to be liked for who you aren't." --Eleanor Roosevelt

"All I can do is be me, whoever that is."

"No one can make you feel inferior, without your consent" --Eleanor Roosevelt

"No one is worth your tears and the one who is . . . won't make you cry."

"I think someone needs a Mattitude adjustment!" --Matt Hardy

"TTFN, tata for now!" --Tigger, my hero!

"Popularity is a social disease."

"Smash head on keyboard to continue."

"DO NOT DISTURB . . . I'm disturbed enough already."

"Fear is only a four letter word." --Matt and Jeff Hardy

"To achieve, you have to believe." --Matt Hardy

"There's nothing to fear but fear itself." --Franklin Delano Roosevelt

"Don't interrupt me when I'm talking to myself."
(No, seriously, don't . . . unless you really want a beating!)

"If assholes could fly, this place would be an airport."

"What exactly DO YOU do with ass cream!" -- Bubba Ray Dudley

(bows to Dudleyz He's talking to Y2J & Christian on RAW Nov. 25th . . . I don't know if those are his exact words, but you get the jist, LOL!)

"If I only had a brain . . ." --Scarecrow from The Wizard of OZ (this TOTALLY describes me)

"I always start writing with a clean piece of paper and a dirty mind." --Patrick Dennis

Random Stuff about Me:

Inspiration: Music mostly, stuff that goes on in my life, wrestling, and of course, my wonderful musi!

Likes: Queer as Folk, Brian/Justin, SLASH, The Harry Potter Series, (Harry! Weasely's! Draco! WOOOOHOO!), anything HP, Music, fanfiction, Wicked, watching wrestling, writing, reading, surfing the net, practicing Mattitude, comedy, theater related stuff, shopping, pissing people off, vampires, witchcraft (it's interesting), supernatural stuff, other stuff, saying the word 'stuff' (no not really, it just seems that I use it a lot) . . .wait, why am I telling you all of this?

Dislikes: Brian/Mikey, Justin/Ethan, SCHOOL, fish, Jeff Hardy/Trish Stratus pairing, Jeff Hardy/Lita pairing, The WWE Writing Team (Usually . . .), ff.net when it's a butthead, most people, action movies, too much lovey dovey stuff, teachers, preppy clothes, Old Navy, skirts, orange juice, jugdmental, close mined, arrogant, or stuck up people

Favorite Bands/Singers:

(At the moment anyways, like you care! In no particular order except for the 1st few, lol.)

Trapt
Linkin Park (They were AWESOME in concert!)
Hoobastank
Our Lady Peace
Pearl Jam
Disturbed
Puddle of Mudd
Staind
Story of the Year (They were great as well!)
Dry Cell
Breaking Benjamin
POD (Ditto!)
Godsmack
Incubus
12 Stones
Evanescence
Good Charlotte
Papa Roach
Simple Plan
NFG
Saliva
Cold
Creed
Life House
Trust Company
Foo Fighters
Stone Sour
AFI
Taproot
3 Doors Down
Third Eye Blind
All American Rejects
Audiovent
The Used
Blink 182
Bowling for Soup
Drowning Pool
The Offspring
Green Day
Seether
Mest
Limp Bizkut
Lit
No Doubt
Ra
Red Hot Chili Peppers
Rob Zombie
Socialburn
Sum 41
The Ataris
The Calling
Bush
Korn
Jimmy Eat World
Adema
3 Days Grace
Dashboard Confessional

Hmmmmm...I feel like talking randomly right now. So, that's what I'm gonna do. Obviously, I love Harry Potter. I can't wait until the sixth book, but then again, I'll also be kind of sad when it comes out, because that means there will only be one more HP book left to wait for. Personally, I think she should do an 8th and final book, kind of like a 'Life After Hogwarts' Harry all grown up type thing. It'd be really cool if J.K. left us hanging on the 7th book, with both Harry and Voldemort alive and kicking, but just barely or something like that. I don't know, that's just me.

I also think Draco Malfoy should have a bigger part in the books... yes, yes, I am quite aware the book is centered around Harry (who I personally loved in OotP...and the rest of the books! Goooooo Harry!), but Draco is such an awesome character. Then again, that could just be my slasher side coming out...heh. J.K. has molded all the characters so well, it's like they're almost real. It'd be really cool to see Harry and Draco come to an understanding, if only for just one night. That'd be more for the 7th book...maybe right at the end...I really don't know, I'm just rambling. Heh, I have so many ideas swarming around my head...to bad I have no claims on the characters, or a direct connection with the author to tell her my ideas...not like she'd use them, mind you. Well, I suppose that's what fanfiction's for, right?

I'm almost positive Hermione and Ron will be paired up...but is Harry going to be by himself, or actually have a girlfriend? I'm praying he and Luna get together, since J.K. obviously isn't going to write it the way I want it, and make Harry and Draco a couple...heh. Anyways... Harry is so used to being around what one would dub 'noraml' girls (I don't believe there is such a thing as 'normal', I'm just using it as an example), that Luna would be a interesting change for him. But I don't know if that would happen. If worse comes to worse, Harry and Ginny still make a cute and believe pair. Hey, it could happen... Well, this bore session is offically over.

Fanfiction Fandoms I Read and/or Write:

Queer as Folk (I'll hopefully get some fics written of this)

Harry Potter

Lord of the Rings (I love this series, but I don't think I could write it)

Wrestling (I haven't read or wrote anything about it in a long time, but you never know...)

Pirates of the Carribbean

Favorite Pairings

(Yes, I'm trying to make this bio as long as I possibly can . . . I guess these are all HP related. . . .yes I'm that obsessed. . .deal with it.)

Queer as Folk (I hope to write some fics with these guys...)

Brian/Justin (my ALL-TIME favorite pairing!)

Justin/Ethan (though not too much)

Brian/Justin/Ethan (I love 'love triangle' especially with Justin in the middle!)

Ted/Emmet

Micheal/Ben

Melanie/Lindsay (I'd really only read this if it's a side pairing though...)

Justin/Other

Brian/Justin/Other

Justin/Micheal (I like them portrayed as friends...I haven't really read of them as being anything but that, which is fine)

Justin/Chris Hobbs (I don't so much like this pairing, but I think it is truly interesting...)

Pairings I Despise:

Brian/Micheal (if weirds me out to think that they could be anything more than friends--which is all they will ever be)

Dr. Dave/Micheal (this is only because I couldn't stand Dr. Dave...grrr)

Ted/Blake

Melanie/Leeta

Het Pairings:

(in no real order)

Luna/Harry:

Now I could really see them getting together, especially after the fifth book. They both kind of understand each other in a way...wow, I need a life.

Ron/Hermione:

If J.K. doesn't hook these two up in the future I'm gonna get real pissy...heh. I don't read much het, but I love these two together, especially if their relationship plays a role in a slash fic. Does that make any sense...I didn't think so.

Harry/Pavarti:

You don't see much of this pairing, but that's probably why I love. Unconventional pairings are great.

Harry/Hermione:

What...they're cute...

Harry/Ginny:

Very Cute

Snape/Narcissa:

This is a pretty interesting pairing, what with Narcissa being related to Sirius and all...

Neville/Ginny:

I can see this one happening...crosses fingers I hope she hooks these to up in the future, lol

Harry/Pansy Parkinson:

I've recently grown fond of this pairing. I don't think I'd read a 30 chapter fic on it, but I still think it's an interesting pair. It's almost the equivalent to a Draco/Hermione pairing. The love/hate thing comes into play once again.

Snape/Tonks:

...odd, but interesting none the less...

Snape/Hermione:

I'll only read this if it's a well written fic, and it's side pairing, with the focus being more on Harry and his relationship. I still think it's an interesting pairing, though.

SLASH Pairings:

(Hehehe, my favorite kind of fiction . . . In no order really, cause I love them all. . .hehe. I'll mainly read any pairing though...but I usually stick to the ones with Harry/someone. I don't know, I have a Harry fixation. shrugs)

Harry/Draco:

What's not to love about this? sighs dreamily I just adore this pairing. It's number one in my book (well, besides Brian/Justin . . .heh), basically the only thing I read in the HP fandom. I know, I'm pathetic. There's just so many ways a author could experiment with this pair! So much fun...cackles evilly They're made for each other damn it...they just don't know it yet!

Blaise/Harry/Draco:

I love fics where Harry's in the middle of a love triangle, with two or more people lusting after him. Heh...Anyways, I'm obsessed with this love triangle...but it's always the best in my book, after a lots of seduction, angst, and sap, if it ends up Harry/Draco. sighs What more could I ask for?

Harry/Seamus:

Ah, nothing like this pair to brighten my mood. I love when people characterize Seamuse as the 'slutty, impish Irishmen' whose trying to get into Harry's (or anyone's) pants. That's always fun to read. smirks

Tom Riddle/Harry/Draco:

I did mention I'm obsessed with twisted love/lust triangles, in which Harry's in the middle, right?

Harry/Ron:

Awww, come on they're just so cute together. When I do decide it's time venture into other pairings, Harry/Ron is one of the first I read. I just think this pairing can produce cute, angsty fun.

Harry/Snape:

Damn it, I said I wouldn't read it...and what the hell did I go and do? I fell head over heels in love with this pairing! I can't believe what I was missing...ah, I love it.

Harry/Tom Riddle:

Something about this pairing...heh.

Harry/Bill Weasley:

I just finished reading an amazing fic with these two, it turned me into a full fledged shipper.

Fred/Harry:

The twins love Harry! Gave him the map didn't they? Okay, I'll shut up now...

George/Harry:

Ditto.

Fred/Harry/George:

What's to say about his really? Not really a love triangle, more of a twincesty, triangle of mutual love. Awww, they share. sees everyone looking at her oddly

Sirius/Remus:

I think they're so cute together...sigh I could just see the perfect family picture...Sirius and Remus sitting on the porch of their new home, holding hands, watching Harry who is running along the lawn with the new puppy they bought him...ah, the perfect family. Heh, ignore me, I'm slightly disturbed.

Harry/Remus:

Don't look at me like that! It kind of cute in a sick twisted way when you think about it...or not. I don't know. Again, I read an amazing story with this pairing, and I fell in love with it.

Harry/Blaise Zabini:

Who is Blaise damn it! He/she is a Slytherin, that's all I know. I've read the books countless times yet I still can't remember who Blaise is. People make he/she a boy in their fics usually, but other times I find that Blaise has been made a girl. So, I'm throughly confused. However, I'm pretty sure Blaise is a guy, and the fics I've read with him and Harry were phenomenal.

Snape/James:

I like fics where there's past hints of a relationship between these two. There's a lot that could be done with this pairing...shrugs

I'd just like to give some props to all the slash writers on here. You guys seriously rock! If anyone's ever looking for a good slash story click on my fav authors, since most of them are slash writers. Yea, I'm a disturbed little freak, so what?

Oh before I forget . . . SHOUT OUT TIME! Yeah so I said I was done . . . BITE ME! bears teeth Uh . . . anywayz the coveted shout outs go to . . . drum rolls

Live4thaXtreme- (no duh) HOMEFRY . . . GET THE TATERS! Heh, yeah don't ask. Inside joke. I'm so getting a shirt that says that . . . we'll get matching ones! LOL, now I already know what to get ya for X-mas. I know you'll cherish it forever and ever and evvvvvvvvvver, right Homefry? Oh . . .She's a really cool writer (co-writer of WWE Spring Break in Cancun) & you should check out her fic THE NIGHTMARE. It rocks, especially because I'm in it! WOOOOOO!

Radical Dreamer- JESS! Finally you get a pen name I can pronounce! Yay for me! We gotta start that band . . .well once I learn to play the drums . . .heh. And then we'll go and kick The Donna's asses for torturing us with such horrible music! Wooohoo! Dude, the Meteora (or whatever the hell they're calling it) concert is gonna rock! Even though we're probally got the shittiest seats, it'll still rock, I mean it's Linkin Park, Hoobastank, and P.O.D., and Story of the Year we're talking about! Oh, and when we go on that road trip (no, I ain't going to Japan!), I'm SO driving . . . Gawd help you all. Hehehe. smirks impishly

And the last shout out goes to all the fellow slashers on this site! You guys do awesome work, keep it up! Keep the fics coming . . . for me, pwease!

Okay, NOW I'm done. I'm going for the longest bio on this damn site, lol. ponders I wonder if you get some kind of award for that? Hmmmmm . . . evil grin I WILL WIN! I shall demolish all other competition that stands in my way . . . drools Then I'll take over this damn site and . . . sees your eyes rolling Okay, okay, I know when I'm not wanted! sniff I'm leaving, I'm leaving. flies off on stolen Firebolt, but crashes into a tree

The Slash Faerie

Hehe, you didn't think I'd leave that soon did you? Nah, I'm too annoying...

IS ANYONE STILL READING THIS? I think I've put you all into a coma . . .

La la la la la twiddles thumbs If you guys don't wake up, I ain't gettin' sued! It's you're damn fault for reading this ridiculously LONG bio! IT'S YOUR FAULT, DAMN IT! I think this is longer than my fics . . . la la la . . .

Okay, now I'm really done. I promise . . . I don't want you're medical bills to stack up, so I'm gonna shut the hell up and go find some one else to torture. TTFN, tata for now! (yes, that does mean I'll be back to torture you poor fellow fan ficcers . . . BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!) flies off on stolen Firebolt broomstick, and crashes into a wall

~~ Totally warped Freak of the Year, obsessive B/J and H/D Slasher, signing off!~~

Someone else for president.