hangmeuptodry
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since: 02-04-13, id: 4526231, Profile Updated: 04-29-13
country: USA
Author has written 8 stories for Naruto.

—MM


Armed with teenage angst, a love for Sakura Haruno and latin phrases, and an abusive relationship in which I dominate commas.

Closet dork.

New York City.

I'm a free bitch, baby.

I've read Art of War, so fuck off.

For now, I'm only writing Naruto.

otp: SasuSaku, because I will drown with this ship.

brotp: KakaSasu, because Sasuke was always his favorite.

ot3: NaruSakuSasu

pairings i like: ItaSaku, KakaSaku (What can I say? Sakura sounds great with Sharingan.)

pet peeves: SASUHINA, authors that put themselves into their stories, stupid questions at the end of summaries, most HighSchool AUs.

email: hudsonriver.jumper@gmail.com

fun fact: If anyone decides they really like me and how I write (pft, ksure.), I'm totally open to taking suggestions or ideas if I get any PMs about new stories and stuff. Seriously. I love it when people talk to me!


In Progress/Future Works:

sasusaku: When Dicta Prius is finished, I'll be doing several unrelated oneshots.

kakasaku:A timeline collection of drabbles and maybe a multi-chapter fic.

itasaku: A Non-Massacre AU, because I fucking love those.

teamseven: Next Chapter of An Imo Pectore will be up soon.

akasaku: A series of Akatsuki!Sakura oneshots. I love the crackness and hilarity of her being in the Akatsuki. These will have a touch of ItaSaku, just like my Team Seven one shots always have an underlining of SasuSaku. I won't be doing this at all until I'm done with Dicta Prius though. NO DISTRACTIONS FOR ME! :(

As of 4/17/13: Studying for AP Exams has commenced and I can't afford any distractions. I'll return around the end of May after exams and once I do return, I'll be updating at my usual pace. Sayonara!


1. Dicta Prius » reviews
"I already love you more than I can stand. That doesn't mean I have to drown in it." The typical love story becomes a bit more complicated after they finally get together and Sasuke falls apart. —SasuSaku, Team Seven
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,179 - Reviews: 130 - Updated: 4-16-13 - Published: 2-6-13 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H.
2. The Path of Life reviews
Contrary to popular belief, Kakashi wasn't like the father figure he lost. He was more like a man-slut older brother or a perverted uncle. His father never put cameras in his bedroom to catch his mother and him...No, forget it. —Bro!Fic, SasuSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,229 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 3-27-13 - Sasuke U. & Kakashi H. - Complete
3. An Imo Pectore » reviews
Team Seven Drabbles. 05. In which Naruto blowing their vacation money on a trampoline... isn't so bad. Like, at all.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,132 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 3-13-13 - Published: 2-6-13 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U.
4. Negotiarentur reviews
"I can help you get ready for ANBU, but only if you're willing to help me test out this new doujutsu I've been working on." The sexual tension comes to a boil. —KakaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,943 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-1-13 - Sakura H. & Kakashi H. - Complete
5. Cupiditate reviews
Amidst bars, questions, and vibrators, Sasuke proves that actions speak louder than words. —SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,425 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 2-15-13 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete
6. Crystallus reviews
AU. "Let's pretend we're not commited to a mental hospital, restricted from even having shoelaces, and just be together." Sasuke teaches Sakura how to breathe again. —SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,351 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 2-11-13 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete
7. Tempus Fugit » reviews
When had he lost Sakura? - Kakashi, Sakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 2-7-13 - Published: 2-5-13 - Kakashi H. & Sakura H. - Complete
8. Lux Sit reviews
Sequel to Tempus Fugit. "You've broken her heart so many times, Kakashi. Let her come to you," Tsunade said. He could only hope she would come soon. —Kakashi, Sakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,359 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 2-7-13 - Kakashi H. & Sakura H. - Complete