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Author has written 8 stories for Naruto. —MM
Closet dork. New York City. I'm a free bitch, baby. I've read Art of War, so fuck off. For now, I'm only writing Naruto. otp: SasuSaku, because I will drown with this ship. brotp: KakaSasu, because Sasuke was always his favorite. ot3: NaruSakuSasu pairings i like: ItaSaku, KakaSaku (What can I say? Sakura sounds great with Sharingan.) pet peeves: SASUHINA, authors that put themselves into their stories, stupid questions at the end of summaries, most HighSchool AUs. email: hudsonriver.jumper@gmail.com fun fact: If anyone decides they really like me and how I write (pft, ksure.), I'm totally open to taking suggestions or ideas if I get any PMs about new stories and stuff. Seriously. I love it when people talk to me! In Progress/Future Works: sasusaku: When Dicta Prius is finished, I'll be doing several unrelated oneshots. kakasaku:A timeline collection of drabbles and maybe a multi-chapter fic. itasaku: A Non-Massacre AU, because I fucking love those. teamseven: Next Chapter of An Imo Pectore will be up soon. akasaku: A series of Akatsuki!Sakura oneshots. I love the crackness and hilarity of her being in the Akatsuki. These will have a touch of ItaSaku, just like my Team Seven one shots always have an underlining of SasuSaku. I won't be doing this at all until I'm done with Dicta Prius though. NO DISTRACTIONS FOR ME! :( As of 4/17/13: Studying for AP Exams has commenced and I can't afford any distractions. I'll return around the end of May after exams and once I do return, I'll be updating at my usual pace. Sayonara! | |||||||
1. Dicta Prius » reviews"I already love you more than I can stand. That doesn't mean I have to drown in it." The typical love story becomes a bit more complicated after they finally get together and Sasuke falls apart. —SasuSaku, Team SevenNaruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 37,179 - Reviews: 130 - Updated: 4-16-13 - Published: 2-6-13 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H.2. The Path of Life reviewsContrary to popular belief, Kakashi wasn't like the father figure he lost. He was more like a man-slut older brother or a perverted uncle. His father never put cameras in his bedroom to catch his mother and him...No, forget it. —Bro!Fic, SasuSaku.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,229 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 3-27-13 - Sasuke U. & Kakashi H. - Complete3. An Imo Pectore » reviewsTeam Seven Drabbles. 05. In which Naruto blowing their vacation money on a trampoline... isn't so bad. Like, at all.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,132 - Reviews: 24 - Updated: 3-13-13 - Published: 2-6-13 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U.4. Negotiarentur reviews"I can help you get ready for ANBU, but only if you're willing to help me test out this new doujutsu I've been working on." The sexual tension comes to a boil. —KakaSakuNaruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,943 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-1-13 - Sakura H. & Kakashi H. - Complete5. Cupiditate reviewsAmidst bars, questions, and vibrators, Sasuke proves that actions speak louder than words. —SasuSakuNaruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,425 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 2-15-13 - Sasuke U. & Sakura H. - Complete6. Crystallus reviewsAU. "Let's pretend we're not commited to a mental hospital, restricted from even having shoelaces, and just be together." Sasuke teaches Sakura how to breathe again. —SasuSakuNaruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,351 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 2-11-13 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete7. Tempus Fugit » reviewsWhen had he lost Sakura? - Kakashi, SakuraNaruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,008 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 2-7-13 - Published: 2-5-13 - Kakashi H. & Sakura H. - Complete8. Lux Sit reviewsSequel to Tempus Fugit. "You've broken her heart so many times, Kakashi. Let her come to you," Tsunade said. He could only hope she would come soon. —Kakashi, Sakura.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,359 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 2-7-13 - Kakashi H. & Sakura H. - Complete
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