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Author has written 52 stories for Rurouni Kenshin, Shaman King, Fullmetal Alchemist, Kingdom Hearts, World Ends With You, Kuroshitsuji, and Hetalia - Axis Powers.
OTP(s): RikuxSora, JoshuaxNeku
Aim : SleepingJoh
Contact me, I'd love to chat :D
Stories I'm working on:
Dartzigirl- I will Follow You into the Dark
Nicka- Dirty Little Secret
"I feel like I'm gonna throw up..." "Me too! We must be sisters..."
"And then I told them what quadsexual meant and no one cared."
"I feel like Balto."
"Must chop wood!"
"You sly fox!" "...Just...just no..."
"You look rather albinic today."
"Yoh, you're body is mine." -said in creepy nerd voice-
"K, I g2g." "Goodbye...my Hiro." "Er...yeah...bye." "My love." "Eh?" "My darling, my sun, my moon, my world." "Bye!" "My sweetie, my god, my husband," "You can stop now." "My shooting star, my little flower." "WTF??" "My crystal, my light." "...You broke my MSN."
"Does this say what or where?" "What." "Does this say what or where?" "...what." "Does this say what or where?" "I said what!!" -Raises voice- "Does this say what or where?!" "WHAT!! IT MEANS WHAT!" "Ohhh I thought you were saying what cuz you couldn't hear me..."
"I died as a die! Get it?? Get it?!" "..."
"Ohhh and draw chains on him!" "What...?! Where?!" "EVERYWHERE!!"
"It's not rape if they say no but their eyes say yes"
"I shall kill your unborn children because of this.” “Yeah, well I… wait, what?”
"I wish zebras were real."
"Sometimes, I don't see my reflection."
"Don't make me take off my belt, woman!" "What happens when you take off your belt?" "I dunno my pants fall down."
"So what, is that like...four days?" "Yes Joh, can't you count?" "OH MY GOD, THAT WAS A GUESS!" (Ecstatic)
"How do eyebrows have sex?"
Makes a strange, gurgling whining noise "...I just sounded like an old lady playing the bagpipes..."
-Jessie takes Joh's hand- "My hand is wet cuz I was chewing on it." "Wonderful." -Jessie drops Joh's hand and wipes it off-
-While Joh is busy making faces at a four-year-old- "Oh look, Joh found someone with her own maturity level." "Shut up!"
"When are we gonna eat?" "It'll probably buzz soon." "It's probably broken cuz I was chewing on it." (the remote that buzzes when your table's ready at a cafe)
"I saw a bug in the corner of my eye!" -said in an accusing tone- "...That's a quote"
"Demyx X Melody forever!" -Melody is Jessie's prop sitar-
"You know what, Joh, I have a lot of P.Js." "Oh."
"Where are you going Jessie?" "Joh's taking her pants off, I must call her!"
"Sora’s blue eyes fluttered half open, and he gazed up at Riku and it’ll be a purple frog. And it’ll be sitting on the side of the road" (we were writing smut and got distracted)
"How do pokemon reproduce?" "How do they NOT reproduce?"
"You sounded like a congested, evil French person." "...Well maybe I am a congested, evil French person!" "That's a quote, you know."
"What does FungaFuFu mean?" "I dunno... Probably either like rolly polly or I'm so stoned."
Jessie: It's just a bit late for sweets dear...unless, of course, it's you~
(What happens when Jessie and I write collabs that refuse to end) "And so the young lads embraced and smiled, the light of God shining through their love for each other. Together, hand in hand, they ran off into the sunset. Neku became Joshua's somewhat willing whore and they all lived happily ever after."
"Double fail. Fail 1 for using that word. Fail 2 for spelling it wrong."
"I'll pwn you. Sexually."
When are you going to update (insert story here)? You haven't updated in months...
Will you read my story? Please?
Can I translate one of your stories?
Can we be friends?
Why are your chapters soooo short?
Can you continue (insert one-shot here)?
Have you abandoned (insert story here)?
Do you take requests??
Do you and Thoughtless Dreamer always write together?
Okay, so are you and your sister actually as... affectionate as you sound?
Why haven't you written anything in my fandom lately? D:
I love you! Can we talk sometime??
One-shots not posted on fanfictionnet:
- (crazy!RikuxSora noncon rated NC17) Riku always has to win...
- (HaoxYoh lemon rated M) He could feel guilty about this later.
- (JoshuaxNeku noncon rated NC17) “Like I said Neku, I’ve had a bad day. What better remedy is there then to seek out my little proxy for some comfort?”
- (JoshuaxNeku dubcon rated NC17) Neku wakes up and finds himself in a bit of a tangle.
- (RikuxSora Rated M) There are a lot of awkward things in life. Like small talk at the bus stop, forgetting someone’s name, telling your boss that it makes you uncomfortable when he puts his hand on your leg. But sleeping with your best friend’s son? That’s pretty damn awkward.
- I got a new livejournal devoted to notes about my writing or for posting smutty one-shots that will get me angry mobs on this site. Also have normal entries that are just me talking about everyday life. Pretty boring but if you wanna check that out just friend me.
- We share an account so it has some of my pics and some of her pics.
- Our cosplay group thing. Check it out mmmkay love?
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