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since: 09-13-03, id: 454337
Author has written 6 stories for Card Captor Sakura, Bible, StarTrek: The Next Generation, Matrix, and Harry Potter.

Hello! My name is Laurel (aka Crystal One) and I am a 15 year old girl living in Ontario, Canada. Now, here's my street name, house number and a list of my fears... holds out paper

Naw, I'm just kidding. If you haven't already guessed, I'm completely nuts. Which only makes sense seeing as I'm from Canada. Using my insanity, I often write long boring speeches about pie and it's relative size when compared to for- oh wait... that's not right! I actually write humourous stories. Insane, useless, boring, yet somehow humourous...

I normally read humour but I am certainly a romance junkie. It's true, I can't hide it any longer! Anyway, I normally read from these sections:

- Card Captor Sakura (humour or romance) sakura/syaoran, eriol/anyone
- Jimmy Nuetron (romance) jimmy/cindy, sheen/libby
- Teen Titans (humour or romance) starfire/robin, beastboy/raven
- Kim Possible (romance) ron/kim, drakken/shego
- Star Trek Next Generation (parody, humour) data + humour = halirious
- Danny Phantom (romance) danny/sam
- Tales of Symphonia (romance) collette/loyd
- Monk (romance) monk/sharona
- The Bible (parody!)
- Xiaolin Showdown (Jack Spicer... what do you mean that isn't a genre?)
- Invader Zim (romance) Zim/Dib... aka ZADR...
- Johnny the Homicidal Maniac (Hay, everyone needs to read a Mary Sue from time to time - if only to stay sane and prevent Suethorism to take over. So... I read the romance from this section. _ Oh, the OOC... so bad, yet so theraputic.)
- Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy (romance) Mandy/Grim. Bleedman is crazy amazing. o_o

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1. MarySue goes to Hogwarts reviews
warning: may induce internal hemoraging Once upon a time there was a girl named MarySue EbonyStarlight who lived in England. Mary had long luxurious iridescent hair and shimmering golden eyes that changed colour depending on the weather in Japan...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 10-3-05
2. The Bishonen Phenomena » reviews
I'm backWhen a crazy fan decides to turn Syaoran into a Bishonen, chaos insues! They must embark on a journey to find the PlotSword and save Syaoran from certain girlyness. Xovers: Legend of Zelda, Xiaolin Showdown, YuGiOh, Tales of Symphonia, Homestar Ru
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 13,518 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 6-28-05 - Published: 12-13-03 - Syaoran L.
3. In the Beginning there was Boredom » reviews
But there wasn't any light yet, for God had forgotten to flip the switch. And God flipped the switch and there was light! And God look upon the light and saw that it was harmful to the eyes…
Bible - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,092 - Reviews: 121 - Updated: 12-31-04 - Published: 5-11-04
4. Agent Smith's ComputerGenerated Neighbourhood reviews
What would it be like if Agent Smith was the star of the "Mr. Rogers Neighbourhood" show? Eh... weird? PG for puppet-violence
Matrix - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 11-25-04 - Smith, A.
5. The Anomalous Cheese Sandwich Anomaly » reviews
Captain's Log, star-date… uh… star-date… um… Friday afternoon. I ate a cheese sandwich today. It tasted okay… but I can't help feeling suspicious… I think it was a time-traveling cheese sandwich! And that is how it began. Read at your own
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,324 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 8-27-04 - Published: 7-10-04
6. Arival » reviews
Hey guys. I finally got my story to come up! Anyway. It's about someone who finds a CCS Manga and is pulled inside, because... Well... You'll see! I suck at Sumaries... uck...
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,087 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-5-03 - Published: 9-21-03
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