| Crystal-One |
Author has written 6 stories for Card Captor Sakura, Bible, StarTrek: The Next Generation, Matrix, and Harry Potter. Hello! My name is Laurel (aka Crystal One) and I am a 15 year old girl living in Ontario, Canada. Now, here's my street name, house number and a list of my fears... holds out paper Naw, I'm just kidding. If you haven't already guessed, I'm completely nuts. Which only makes sense seeing as I'm from Canada. Using my insanity, I often write long boring speeches about pie and it's relative size when compared to for- oh wait... that's not right! I actually write humourous stories. Insane, useless, boring, yet somehow humourous... I normally read humour but I am certainly a romance junkie. It's true, I can't hide it any longer! Anyway, I normally read from these sections: - Card Captor Sakura (humour or romance) sakura/syaoran, eriol/anyone | |||||||
1. MarySue goes to Hogwarts reviews[warning: may induce internal hemoraging] Once upon a time there was a girl named MarySue EbonyStarlight who lived in England. Mary had long luxurious iridescent hair and shimmering golden eyes that changed colour depending on the weather in Japan...Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 591 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-3-052. The Bishonen Phenomena » reviewsI'm backWhen a crazy fan decides to turn Syaoran into a Bishonen, chaos insues! They must embark on a journey to find the PlotSword and save Syaoran from certain girlyness. Xovers: Legend of Zelda, Xiaolin Showdown, YuGiOh, Tales of Symphonia, Homestar RuCard Captor Sakura - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 13,518 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 6-28-05 - Published: 12-13-03 - Syaoran L.3. In the Beginning there was Boredom » reviewsBut there wasn’t any light yet, for God had forgotten to flip the switch. And God flipped the switch and there was light! And God look upon the light and saw that it was harmful to the eyes…Bible - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,092 - Reviews: 117 - Updated: 12-31-04 - Published: 5-11-044. Agent Smith's ComputerGenerated Neighbourhood reviewsWhat would it be like if Agent Smith was the star of the "Mr. Rogers Neighbourhood" show? Eh... weird? (PG for puppet-violence)Matrix - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 11-25-04 - Smith, A.5. The Anomalous Cheese Sandwich Anomaly » reviewsCaptain’s Log, star-date… uh… star-date… um… Friday afternoon. I ate a cheese sandwich today. It tasted okay… but I can’t help feeling suspicious… I think it was a time-traveling cheese sandwich! (And that is how it began. Read at your ownStarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,324 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 8-27-04 - Published: 7-10-046. Arival » reviewsHey guys. I finally got my story to come up! Anyway. It's about someone who finds a CCS Manga and is pulled inside, because... Well... You'll see! I suck at Sumaries... uck...Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,087 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 10-5-03 - Published: 9-21-03