| Asmodeus1389 |
Author has written 28 stories for Unicorns of Balinor, Inheritance Cycle, Harry Potter, Canterbury Tales, King Arthur, Bible, Misc. Books, Edgar Allan Poe, and Shakespeare. Coach Nelsonisms from AP Physics: The whole story was made up, except for the true part. Friends don't let friends drive around icey curves fast. Hey class, you ever see a squirrel climb into on of those little transponder boxes? Baaaad places to hide folks. Put their little fluffy tails against one end and their cute little pink squirrel noses against the other and poof - instead of popcorn, you have popsquirrel. Claims to Fame: Suggesting the Eragon category to Fanfiction, and being the first one to post there. Fun Forums I visit: Eragon: Murtagh Fan Forum (fun, but chock full of fangirls), Writer's Challenges and the Dwarven Fan Club (please note the Dwarven part), A Shadeslayer's Worst Fear (A 'shady' hangout for all those evil-lovers), The Fortress (Well, it the Fortress, what more do you want?) I live somewhere in the known universe, though my friends aren't quite sure where. I like sci-fi (Star Wars)Fiction (LoTR and HP) and Fantasy (Unicorns of Balinor and Redwall) The Balinor Chronicles II: second verse, same as the first! Except this time, with the Shadow Herd Go read something by Wraithlord42, Amberdulen, Horselover2323, Talkofthetowneva4, or Helo Thunder, and have a wonderful daynighteveningmorningwhatever. My deviantart is under Asmodeus1389. I will occasionally post pictures that go along with my stories on it. The newest: Map of the Celestial Valley. 92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Repost this if you are one of the 8 percent who would be laughing your ass off. Quotes: "The wall will fall to the wind as the windy hill will fall, and all things thought in former times. Nothing made remains, nor man remembers - and these towns shall be called the shining towns!" -~- John Gardner in"Grendel" "Many things are possible as long as you don't know they are impossible" ~-~ Norton Juster in "The Phantom Tollboth" "Whoever struggles with monsters must watch that he does not become a monster. When you stare into an abyss for a long time, the abyss also stares into you." ~-~ Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche | |||||
1. The Balinor Chronicles II: Souls of Fire » reviewsAll tales are recorded in The Balinor Chronicles, and all must play their parts. These are the tales of those who came before in the Valley of Fear.Unicorns of Balinor - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 10,527 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-18-08 - Published: 10-4-062. The Dragon reviewsThe silver dragon perched on the cliff, and the strangers scurried below.Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 3-13-07 - Complete3. When Tragedy Doesn't Strike » reviewsAn analysis of the similarites between Romeo and Juliet and Nathaniel Hawthorne's Rappaccini's DaughterShakespeare - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,656 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-11-07 - Complete4. The Fallen House of Usher reviewsThe narrator laments the Fall of Usher, and of poor Lady Madeline.Edgar Allan Poe - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-12-06 - Complete5. The Scarlet Letter Song Style reviewsThe second scaffold scene set to the tune of We Three Kings. Contains viewpoints of Hester, Pearl, and Dimmesdale.Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-29-06 - Complete6. Rants of the Red Rider reviewsThe Red Rider did great things in time, before he was slain by Brom. Now he rises again and despairs at what he has becomeInheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-19-06 - Complete7. The Balinor Chronicles: The Celestial Herd » reviewsThe Celestial Herd is full of stories, and they are recorded, like all tales, in the Balinor Chronicles.Unicorns of Balinor - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 66 - Words: 43,494 - Reviews: 58 - Updated: 8-15-06 - Published: 4-5-05 - Complete8. Eldest Born reviewsAfter the battle ends and the dust settles, the ruler of Alagaesia ponders his newest and greatest possesion.Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 8-11-06 - Published: 12-6-05 - Complete9. Memoirs of Mort reviewsThe Lord of Death reflects upon his Death Eaters and the world he longs to create.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-17-06 - Voldemort - Complete10. Now Will You Go To Ninevah? reviewsJonah, Chapter 13. The unabridged versionBible - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-28-06 - Complete11. The Tragedy of Lancelot reviewsMalory called it the Death of Arthur. White wrote about a king. But really, it was the tragedy of LancelotKing Arthur - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-3-06 - Complete12. Tocas Uno reviewsUna poema por los aficionados espanoles... Todos Shur'gatuls fueron a traves de las prurbas. Este es que lo como.Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - Spanish - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-30-06 - Complete13. It is lonely in the Dark reviewsIt always is, for the dark is where you are left alone with the shattered memories of your past... and where you must try to save yourself.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-17-06 - Sirius B. - Complete14. Draco Dormiens Trucidaui reviews[HBP] I alone have slayed the dragon. I alone have dared what no other has even thought of. I am Severus Snape.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-19-05 - Published: 11-16-05 - Severus S. - Complete15. They All Go Crazy reviewsAll are in agreement: All convicts of Azkaban go crazy in the end. But what if the person entered the prison fortress crazy? What if that person was Sirius Black?Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,746 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 12-19-05 - Published: 9-3-05 - Sirius B. & Sirius B. - Complete16. Forevermore reviewsThe bond between dragon and rider is symbolized by a silver palm... but its ties reach into the heart.Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 67 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 12-19-05 - Complete17. What Bring They? reviewsOne of the doomed Grey Folk watch the first elven folk come ashore... and in its heart, the Folk mourns for the dragons.Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-6-05 - Complete18. Sundavar reviewsThe Friar tells his part of the Canterbury Tales: a tragedy of a once noble king and his foolish decision.Canterbury Tales - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-27-05 - Complete19. The Misadventures of Riley and Rill » reviewsThe characters created on a caffiene high are back, fighting not so odd odds, creating formerly nonexisitent disasters, and being generally insulting nonheroes in every other way.Unicorns of Balinor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,497 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 11-19-05 - Published: 4-12-0520. Darker Are We reviewsThe Shadows Unicorns have black coats and black souls. They have a choice: Deny that they are evil, or gloat that they are...Unicorns of Balinor - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-12-05 - Complete21. A Bit of Wood reviewsTragically, during the fight a stray arrow pierced his dragon's heart. Without the arts to save her, she died in his arms. Then were the seeds of madness planted.Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 4-11-05 - Complete22. Touch One reviewsEragon and all other riders went through the branding. This is what it was like.Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 33 - Published: 2-13-05 - Complete23. Welcome reviewsIt is only common curtesy to welcome visitors into our home...So welcome to the land of nightmares.Unicorns of Balinor - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-20-04 - Complete24. The Shrine of Dreams reviewsShrine, n, Any place or object hallowed by some association.Unicorns of Balinor - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-20-04 - Complete25. I Sold the King's Crown reviewsThere is not much in the world that can make a person betray her best friend.Unicorns of Balinor - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-15-04 - Complete26. The Shadow Rider reviewsEver so patiently, he waits to strike. When the time comes, he will strike when no one expects it. But in the mean time...he waits.Unicorns of Balinor - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-28-04 - Complete27. The Mare of the Mountain reviewsAn ode to the Mare of the Mountian.Unicorns of Balinor - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 11-12-04 - Complete28. I am the Shifter reviewsI am the Shifter. This is me.Unicorns of Balinor - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-12-04 - Complete