Asmodeus1389
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since: 09-14-03, id: 455286, Profile Updated: 05-24-08
Author has written 28 stories for Unicorns of Balinor, Inheritance Cycle, Harry Potter, Canterbury Tales, King Arthur, Bible, Misc. Books, Edgar Allan Poe, and Shakespeare.

Coach Nelsonisms from AP Physics:

The whole story was made up, except for the true part.

Friends don't let friends drive around icey curves fast.
or
Friends don't let friends abuse Fc = (mvv)/r while listening to Backstreet boys.

Hey class, you ever see a squirrel climb into on of those little transponder boxes? Baaaad places to hide folks. Put their little fluffy tails against one end and their cute little pink squirrel noses against the other and poof - instead of popcorn, you have popsquirrel.


Claims to Fame: Suggesting the Eragon category to Fanfiction, and being the first one to post there.


Fun Forums I visit: Eragon: Murtagh Fan Forum (fun, but chock full of fangirls), Writer's Challenges and the Dwarven Fan Club (please note the Dwarven part), A Shadeslayer's Worst Fear (A 'shady' hangout for all those evil-lovers), The Fortress (Well, it the Fortress, what more do you want?)


I live somewhere in the known universe, though my friends aren't quite sure where.

I like sci-fi (Star Wars)Fiction (LoTR and HP) and Fantasy (Unicorns of Balinor and Redwall)

The Balinor Chronicles II: second verse, same as the first! Except this time, with the Shadow Herd

Go read something by Wraithlord42, Amberdulen, Horselover2323, Talkofthetowneva4, or Helo Thunder, and have a wonderful daynighteveningmorningwhatever.

My deviantart is under Asmodeus1389. I will occasionally post pictures that go along with my stories on it. The newest: Map of the Celestial Valley.

92 percent of the teen population would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Repost this if you are one of the 8 percent who would be laughing your ass off.


Quotes:

"The wall will fall to the wind as the windy hill will fall, and all things thought in former times. Nothing made remains, nor man remembers - and these towns shall be called the shining towns!" -~- John Gardner in"Grendel"

"Many things are possible as long as you don't know they are impossible" ~-~ Norton Juster in "The Phantom Tollboth"

"Whoever struggles with monsters must watch that he does not become a monster. When you stare into an abyss for a long time, the abyss also stares into you." ~-~ Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche


1. The Balinor Chronicles II: Souls of Fire » reviews
All tales are recorded in The Balinor Chronicles, and all must play their parts. These are the tales of those who came before in the Valley of Fear.
Unicorns of Balinor - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 10,527 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-18-08 - Published: 10-4-06
2. The Dragon reviews
The silver dragon perched on the cliff, and the strangers scurried below.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 3-13-07 - Complete
3. When Tragedy Doesn't Strike » reviews
An analysis of the similarites between Romeo and Juliet and Nathaniel Hawthorne's Rappaccini's Daughter
Shakespeare - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,656 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-11-07 - Complete
4. The Fallen House of Usher reviews
The narrator laments the Fall of Usher, and of poor Lady Madeline.
Edgar Allan Poe - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 323 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 12-12-06 - Complete
5. The Scarlet Letter Song Style reviews
The second scaffold scene set to the tune of We Three Kings. Contains viewpoints of Hester, Pearl, and Dimmesdale.
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 264 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 11-29-06 - Complete
6. Rants of the Red Rider reviews
The Red Rider did great things in time, before he was slain by Brom. Now he rises again and despairs at what he has become
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 559 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-19-06 - Complete
7. The Balinor Chronicles: The Celestial Herd » reviews
The Celestial Herd is full of stories, and they are recorded, like all tales, in the Balinor Chronicles.
Unicorns of Balinor - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 66 - Words: 43,494 - Reviews: 58 - Updated: 8-15-06 - Published: 4-5-05 - Complete
8. Eldest Born reviews
After the battle ends and the dust settles, the ruler of Alagaesia ponders his newest and greatest possesion.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Tragedy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 184 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 8-11-06 - Published: 12-6-05 - Complete
9. Memoirs of Mort reviews
The Lord of Death reflects upon his Death Eaters and the world he longs to create.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 454 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-17-06 - Voldemort - Complete
10. Now Will You Go To Ninevah? reviews
Jonah, Chapter 13. The unabridged version
Bible - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-28-06 - Complete
11. The Tragedy of Lancelot reviews
Malory called it the Death of Arthur. White wrote about a king. But really, it was the tragedy of Lancelot
King Arthur - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-3-06 - Complete
12. Tocas Uno reviews
Una poema por los aficionados espanoles... Todos Shur'gatuls fueron a traves de las prurbas. Este es que lo como.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - Spanish - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 84 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-30-06 - Complete
13. It is lonely in the Dark reviews
It always is, for the dark is where you are left alone with the shattered memories of your past... and where you must try to save yourself.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 718 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-17-06 - Sirius B. - Complete
14. Draco Dormiens Trucidaui reviews
[HBP] I alone have slayed the dragon. I alone have dared what no other has even thought of. I am Severus Snape.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 12-19-05 - Published: 11-16-05 - Severus S. - Complete
15. They All Go Crazy reviews
All are in agreement: All convicts of Azkaban go crazy in the end. But what if the person entered the prison fortress crazy? What if that person was Sirius Black?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,746 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 12-19-05 - Published: 9-3-05 - Sirius B. & Sirius B. - Complete
16. Forevermore reviews
The bond between dragon and rider is symbolized by a silver palm... but its ties reach into the heart.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 67 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 12-19-05 - Complete
17. What Bring They? reviews
One of the doomed Grey Folk watch the first elven folk come ashore... and in its heart, the Folk mourns for the dragons.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 317 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 12-6-05 - Complete
18. Sundavar reviews
The Friar tells his part of the Canterbury Tales: a tragedy of a once noble king and his foolish decision.
Canterbury Tales - Rated: K - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 11-27-05 - Complete
19. The Misadventures of Riley and Rill » reviews
The characters created on a caffiene high are back, fighting not so odd odds, creating formerly nonexisitent disasters, and being generally insulting nonheroes in every other way.
Unicorns of Balinor - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,497 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 11-19-05 - Published: 4-12-05
20. Darker Are We reviews
The Shadows Unicorns have black coats and black souls. They have a choice: Deny that they are evil, or gloat that they are...
Unicorns of Balinor - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-12-05 - Complete
21. A Bit of Wood reviews
Tragically, during the fight a stray arrow pierced his dragon's heart. Without the arts to save her, she died in his arms. Then were the seeds of madness planted.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 168 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 4-11-05 - Complete
22. Touch One reviews
Eragon and all other riders went through the branding. This is what it was like.
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 33 - Published: 2-13-05 - Complete
23. Welcome reviews
It is only common curtesy to welcome visitors into our home...So welcome to the land of nightmares.
Unicorns of Balinor - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 108 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-20-04 - Complete
24. The Shrine of Dreams reviews
Shrine, n, Any place or object hallowed by some association.
Unicorns of Balinor - Rated: K - English - Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 12-20-04 - Complete
25. I Sold the King's Crown reviews
There is not much in the world that can make a person betray her best friend.
Unicorns of Balinor - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 202 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-15-04 - Complete
26. The Shadow Rider reviews
Ever so patiently, he waits to strike. When the time comes, he will strike when no one expects it. But in the mean time...he waits.
Unicorns of Balinor - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 89 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-28-04 - Complete
27. The Mare of the Mountain reviews
An ode to the Mare of the Mountian.
Unicorns of Balinor - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 86 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 11-12-04 - Complete
28. I am the Shifter reviews
I am the Shifter. This is me.
Unicorns of Balinor - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-12-04 - Complete