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| The Divine Comedian |
Author has written 31 stories for Harry Potter, Pirates of the Caribbean, Discworld, Fingersmith, and Misc. Books. New (26/11/07): I've been noticing people putting There'll Be Children on Story Alert. I'm not planning any updates at this time (Update 18/08/12: yeah, right...), but Amazon Syren was kind enough to share her own version of the ensuing events in a fic called Butterflies Are Free: Part I, Part II, Epilogue (links go to Livejournal). New: At this moment in time, Monstrous Regiment seems to have taken over my brain, but in a good way. Very fruitful. Considering. Old: You may read Coffee to Go and Yoko Ono and maybe snicker a bit about the teenage drama that is Liliacea, German version, and other assorted sillinesses, but please do keep away from Liliacea, English version. I keep that one for sentimental value. | |||||
1. We Would All Be Happier » reviewsPetunia has found the perfect not-weird marriage. And she does not want to raise the child she found on her doorstep. So Petunia, self-described anti-adventurer, takes little Harry on a long and bothersome drive in order to find Albus Dumbledore. But what good is a Volvo against the course of fate?Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 13,424 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 4-28-13 - Published: 4-27-13 - Petunia D. & Harry P. - Complete2. As simple as this reviewsMonstrous Regiment. Polly and Mal have a bit of a break while on the run. Polly gets paranoid. Mal just gets intense. They still manage to have a fairly lengthy conversation on regret. Hurt without comfort, see warnings inside.Discworld - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,401 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-18-12 - Polly P. - Complete3. Necessity is the mother of instant coffee reviewsMonstrous Regiment. It rains a lot and Polly and Mal are having a bit of a coffee situation. They are being grudgingly cute about it. Polly/ Mal.Discworld - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,792 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-2-11 - Polly P. - Complete4. Snowmelt reviewsMonstrous Regiment. Tl;dr Mal tries to pick Polly up for dinner, gets propositioned instead. Fluffy Polly/ Mal with Polly's mind firmly in the gutter.Discworld - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,053 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-30-11 - Polly P.5. Going Home reviewsMonstrous Regiment. It's a long way down to Munz, and Mal carries heavy things. Polly/Mal, Betty/Paul.Discworld - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,736 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-17-11 - Polly P. - Complete6. Zehn neue Freizeitideen » reviews...Für Sie und Ihre willenlose menschliche Marionette. London im Frühjahr 1980. Emmeline und Lily wollten eigentlich nur schnell einen Kaffee trinken. Später passieren ganz schreckliche Dinge. Angst, eine nerdige Arithmantikerin, ein bisschen Femslash.Harry Potter - Rated: T - German - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,322 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 1-30-11 - Published: 12-28-10 - Emmeline V. & Lily Evans P. - Complete7. Is It Spring Yet? reviewsSome PollyxMal fluff for the holidays. Polly and Mal share a few short hours away from the army life and for some reason discuss fire safety. Based on Hugger-Of-Trees' ficverse, with permission.Discworld - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 12-27-10 - Polly P. - Complete8. Schrödinger's Vampire » reviewsMonstrous Regiment. The army mislays a certain vampire corporal. The results aren't pretty, and no-one's so sure what the truth is, or how to deal with it. A story about trauma and its aftermath. Maladict, Polly, Clogston.Discworld - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 48,756 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 1-20-10 - Published: 1-5-10 - Polly P. - Complete9. Later, Who Knows reviewsMonstrous Regiment. Polly can't sleep, Mal is scandalous, together they discuss politics. PollyxMal, MalxOCs.Discworld - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,485 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-22-09 - Polly P. - Complete10. Bones Skin Hair Flesh Blood reviewsMonstrous Regiment. Mal repents, with varying degrees of success. The past is revisited and, in some cases, resurrected. Battles are fought. All in order to find home in the end. PollyxMal, MalxOC.Discworld - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,679 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-10-0911. A Second Pair Of Boots reviewsMonstrous Regiment. Watch our neurotic twosome as they do their darndest to honour a wedding invitation. Trees are climbed in the process. PollyxMal, ShuftixPaul.Discworld - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,416 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 5-2-09 - Polly P. - Complete12. Let Them Drop Dead reviewsMonstrous Regiment. Of all the battles, one has got to be the last. Mal, Polly, OCs.Discworld - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,312 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 3-27-09 - Complete13. Pippi erklärt den Krieg reviewsPippi Langstrumpf. Pippi, Annika, zaghafter Femslash. Alle Beteiligten sind erwachsen und vernünftig, Schweden ist neutral, der Mond ist ein Käse, und weitere Unklarheiten.Misc. Books - Rated: T - German - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,131 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-12-07 - Complete14. Staub reviewsWeiberregiment. Nach dem Krieg soll Betty ihren Freiheitsbegriff der Realität anpassen. Die freundliche Dystopie von nebenan, mit den Gaststars Father Jupe und Polly und evtl. Maladict.Discworld - Rated: K+ - German - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7-31-07 - Polly P. - Complete15. Dust reviewsMonstrous Regiment. After the war, Betty examines her freedom. Your friendly neighbourhood dystopia, also starring Father Jupe and Polly.Discworld - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 5-20-07 - Polly P. - Complete16. There'll Be Children » reviewsMonstrous Regiment. Polly, Mal, and the absence of a proper birthday party. Angst angst angst and a few bad jokes. PollyxMal.Discworld - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,048 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 2-4-07 - Published: 8-4-06 - Polly P. - Complete17. Purged reviewsMaud is eloquent. Sue is silent. 200 words.Fingersmith - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 235 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 12-8-06 - Complete18. To Pieces reviewsMonstrous Regiment, Thief of Time . One can learn how to deal with the unbearable. Ahahaha. MalxSusan, MalxPolly.Discworld - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-1-06 - Complete19. Plogviehze, Baby » reviewsMonstrous Regiment. Mal manages to do the one thing that would normally make Polly get out the stake and hammer. Shame she's stuck with the vampire on what would be a road movie, if it was a movie, and if there was an actual road.Discworld - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 85,864 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 10-12-06 - Published: 8-19-06 - Polly P. - Complete20. Dehydriert reviewsWeiberregiment. Mal hegt und pflegt Mordgedanken, Polly sucht den springenden Punkt, und Strappi ist in seinem hilflosen Groll bedauernswert und doch unsympathisch. Oneshot.Discworld - Rated: T - German - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,455 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-4-06 - Polly P. - Complete21. Für Morgen reviewsWeiberregiment. Polly hat Geburtstag. Die Umstände sind suboptimal. DEATH DOOM DESPAIR und eine Handvoll schlechter Witze. PollyxMalDiscworld - Rated: T - German - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,869 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 8-14-06 - Polly P. - Complete22. Because They Were So Keen reviewsMonstrous Regiment. Cheers to you, Private Bloodsucker. Oneshot. Strappi, Mal, Polly.Discworld - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,287 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-29-06 - Polly P. - Complete23. Now, Then reviews[Monstrous Regiment]. Mal is haunted. Polly throws things. Angst angst angst. MalxPolly, MalxOCs.Discworld - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-25-06 - Complete24. Schachmatt » reviewsSparrow erwacht in einem fremden Bett. Er hätte gern seine Kleidung zurück, dankeschön. Und seine Würde, was das betrifft. Novelle über das Überleben.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - German - Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,736 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 4-14-06 - Published: 4-15-04 - Complete25. Coffee To Go » reviewsLily verlebt sehr betuliche Ferien. Dann bekommt sie Besuch, und zu ihrer großen Zerknirschung ändert sich an der Betulichkeit nicht viel. Außer manches.Harry Potter - Rated: T - German - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,857 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 6-7-05 - Published: 6-1-05 - Lily Evans P. - Complete26. Yoko Ono reviewsSommer. Lily fühlt sich umzingelt von hellblau gestrichenen Kinderzimmern, quietschgelben Gummienten und Einweckgläsern mit Bügelverschluss und sie würde sterben für eine Zigarette, nur eigentlich nicht wirklich. Give peace a chance.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - German - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 7-25-04 - Lily Evans P. - Complete27. A Nice English Custom reviewsFeatures: Jack, Anamaria, a dog, and a somewhat unlucky soldier of the Royal Navy. Oneshot. Desperately tries to be slash and fails.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,540 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-1-04 - Complete28. Immer an den Plan halten » reviewsHeute mal kein Tiefseetauchen in der menschlichen Psyche, nein: diese Geschichte ist im Wesentlichen nett. Jack sitzt in der Zelle und da will er gerne wieder raus. Und Moral war ohnehin noch nie so seins.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - German - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,716 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 2-28-04 - Published: 2-24-04 - Complete29. Liliacea » reviewsLily and the others are searching for mind expansion, a certain founder isn't as dead as she ought to be, and just about everyone has to suffer at some point... R for violence, suicide, self abuse. Contains femslash.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 72,091 - Reviews: 59 - Updated: 9-19-03 - Published: 2-26-01 - Lily Evans P. - Complete30. Liliacea, German version » reviewsDie Siebziger: die Zahl der Menschen mit den schwarzen Kutten und der zweifelhaften Ideologie steigt, Voldemort ist auf dem Weg zur Macht. Na, dann werdet mal erwachsen.Harry Potter - Rated: M - German - Suspense/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 80,281 - Reviews: 76 - Updated: 2-22-03 - Published: 9-7-01 - Lily Evans P. - Complete31. Was niemand wirklich wissen wollte reviewsÄhm. Eine neue Schülerin kommt nach Hogwarts und versucht gar nicht erst, ihr MarySueSein zu verbergen, Snape küsst die neue DADALehrerin und auch Draco hat eine mysteriöse Wandlung durchgemacht...Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - German - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,877 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 2-18-02 - Complete
