UPDATED September 14, 2009. TOMORROW IS THE 6TH ANNIVERSARY OF MY ACCOUNT. YAY! Just added some story information to my "fanfiction" section.

About Me:

Real name: Eimii (technically an alternate spelling of my real name)
Age: 19 as of 9/12/2009
Hair: Brown
Eyes: Brown with gray tinting
Stereotype: I have no idea what the hell I am anymore. XD
Astrology/Zodiac: Virgo/Horse
Native American Spirit Animal: Alligator/Crocodile
Political Stance: Liberal/Democrat

FAVORITES:

Color: Black, blue, red, purple, and green. In that order.
Food: Greek and Japanese cuisines, especially tempura.
Store: Hot Topic, hands down.
Music Artists or Bands: Linkin Park, Gorillaz, My Chemical Romance, Natalie Cole, Phil Collins, Linda Ronstadt, Celine Dion, Elton John, Counting Crows, Nickelback, S Club 7, L Arc en Ciel, Cool Joke, Mikuni Shimoka, Ai Otsuka, Okui Masami, Evanescence, The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus.
Authors (outside of fanfiction!): GEORGE ORWELL!! Ayn Rand, William Shakespeare (although his existence is starting to be questioned), Brian Jacques, J.K. Rowling, Frank McCourt, Maya Angelou, Nathaniel Hawthorne, Jane Austen.
TV Shows: Camp Lazlo (Squee!), Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends, Ed Edd and Eddy, Chowder (Radda radda radda!), Scooby Doo (as in theORIGINAL SD), House, Super Nanny, Wife Swap, Jeopardy, Maury, Family Feud, Wheel of Fortune, America's Funniest Home Videos, South Park, Simpsons, Robot Chicken (Lil' Hitler! Such a scamp!), Flapjack
Anime and Manga at the Moment: Yuugiou, F-Zero: Falcon Densetsu, Love Hina, Bleach, Poke'mon (the first season), Please Teacher!, Hellsing, One Piece, Gravitation, Fushigi Yuugi, Absolute Boyfriend, Moonlight Lady, and Sensitive Pornograph (cue nosebleed)
Movies: I like too many. I'm a big fan of Disney in particular, though.

My DA Page:

http://bijoukaiba.deviantart.com/

Only my best goes on dA, and it's been mostly Smash stuff lately- more specifically, Swordplay! You can also see my totally adorable cat, Rocky, on that page.

Fanfiction:

Blunette and Brunette:

My second one-shot (I deleted my first), based on the two newest swordsmen in Brawl (Ike and Pit) developing feelings for each other. Fluffy!

Breaking Brawl: (NEW!)

One-shot. Crossover between Super Smash Brothers Brawl and Twilight. OMG, yes, Twilight. I hate it. And that's why I had to write a fanfiction about it. Edward, Jacob, and Bella have come to be new fighters, but everyone hates them, quite frankly. It's up to Captain Falcon to send them packing!!

Dragon Emblem:

My first fanfiction, and first to be completed. Because of my change in writing style, I don't really like it that much, but I keep it for sentimental values. Maybe I'll post a revised edition for one of its anniversaries...?

Shall We Dance?

My first Scooby-Doo fanfiction. My favorite series of Scooby-Doo growing up were from the 80s, back when it was just Shaggy, Daphne, Scooby, and Scrappy. S x D is a great pairing that doesn't get a lot of notice, so I wrote a fanfic for Mr. Rogers (XD) and Miss Blake.

Swordplay

Probably my major focus at the moment. If there's one YAOI story I intend to finish, THIS will be it. It's also my premiere SSBM fiction, and with Brawl coming out, you might see more SSB stories on the way.

The Culprit Is?

A Scooby-Doo and HOUSE crossover that came to me in a dream. It seems like something trippy, but I actually developed it into a pretty good story. Shaggy falls ill, and the gang takes him to the nearest hospital, which happens to be Princeton-Plainsboro. The only question is, what made our favorite snacking (human) sleuth sick? Dr. House will have to figure out what the culprit is... before it's too late!

The Falsebound Kingdom

One of my pride and joy stories. Character developments and relationship developments abound! Symbolism, foreshadowing, themes, conflicts... it's all here. I took the original story of the game and added my own storyline, and they intertwined nicely. IT'S INCREDIBLE!

The Rito King

One of my parody attempts that actually managed to survive (much better than Cyborgyasha, Idai Ryuu no Meitantei, and Kaibalto), once I snap out of writer's block and concentrate, I'll be able to finish this soon.

SSBM FAVE PAIRS:

Link x Marth

OMG YES! YAOI :) This was the first yaoi pair I immediately dug my claws into. They are my OTP for Smash yaoi and tied for Smash overall. They look TOTALLY hot together. That's why they're the stars of Swordplay.

Ike x Marth

When it's not Link, I'm reading about Ike with Marth. X3

Captain Falcon x Samus Aran

My hetero OTP for Smash and tied for overall OTP for Smash. A lot of people prefer Samus with a swordsman, but why not put her with another bounty hunter? Falcon is TOTALLY handsome and Samus is very pretty... they'd look great together! Another thing- a lot of people speculate Samus is in her late twenties to early thirties, so I definitely think she'll stick closer to Falcon. MUCH closer.

Fox x Zelda

You are surprised, yes? It used to be Roy/Zelda up here. Then I read a fanfic that completely changed my mind about that, and I became a FoxZel fan. Wanna know which one? My very own Swordplay. I've noticed that I've become a fan of a lot of different couples because of my story. After all, the greatest fan of a story is the author.

Mario x Peach

They've been together for- what, twenty years? I don't think these two will break up. They'll probably be cutting wedding cake in a few years...

Mewtwo x Pichu

O.o? Disturbing? Yes. But for some reason when I see them together, I think it's cute. He's the big, evil psychic cat, and she's the little, adorable electric mouse that loves him. Kawaii!

Kirby x Jigglypuff

Duh. And what will we call the shipping? PUFFSHIPPING!

Luigi x Daisy:

She's technically not an SSBM character (she's an outfit for Peach), but I just love this pair too much. Even more than Mario and Peach.

Ike x Pit:

WHEE!! I finally have a favorite couple for Brawl!

Samus x Zelda

The couple makes me think of Raven x Starfire from Teen Titans. Sweet, innocent Zelda and dark, mysterious Samus. I've never been much of a Yuri or shoujo-ai fan, but this couple is nice. G3Rain1 wrote a really good fic about them, Attached.

Not-My-Faves-But-I-Still-Like-Them Pairings:

Link x Zelda

... Yeah.

Marth x Roy

It's the most popular YAOI couple in SSBM, and they are kinda cute... but I think it's been a bit overdone.

Link x Roy

I BLAME NINTENDO NUT! LOL

Roy x Zelda

Before Fox, it was Roy after all...

Captain Falcon x Marth

I've read two fics about this pairing, Here's to the Night by Requiem to Misery and one by El Nino 1 (Can't recall the name, but it's in my faves). I've also recently noticed that I've been giving Marth and Falcon a lot of bonding time in Swordplay. Falcon has interests in Samus, but I think Marth's developed a little crush on the racer/bounty hunter...

Donkey Kong x Zelda

O.O CRACK PAIRING! It's also a pair in "A Smashy Amazing Race" by Hoogiman. Very funny story, I recommend it!

Marth x Zelda

They look pretty together.

Marth x Samus

Their stories are often filled with drama. I like drama.

Marth x Ness

Another disturbing one. It was in a fanfic I read where Ness and Roy switch bodies and everyone else doesn't realize it, so Marth... ahahaha... yeah.

Fox x Falco

LOL WHAT.

Pairings I don't really care for:

Link, Marth, or Roy x Peach

I do not intend for this to sound like I am flaming on Peach (she's really funny and fun to pwn people with on SSBM), or any people who write stories about this pairing, I just don't care for the pair is all. I really, truly think she belongs with Mario.

PAIRINGS I ABSOLUTELY HATE!! List:

Captain Falcon x (some irrational character that the author also happens to dislike, e.g, Yoshi, Dr. Mario,Sandbag, etc.)

Why do people hate Captain Falcon so much? If they actually watched the F-Zero anime, they'd find he's really very cool. He's one of my favorite characters. I wish people would stop bashing on him all the time. And why is he usually evil? Last time I checked, Captain Falcon was a hero. Go watch the F-Zero anime on Youtube, then see if you hate him. :(

SETO KAIBA PAIRINGS:

Seto x Shizuka- Ah, Silentshipping... probably one of those incredible pairings where despite the lack of evidence it managed to be so damn adorable it survived. I think this is my OTP for het Yuugiou- if not the entire Yuugiou series.
Seto x Ryou- Aii!! These two are adorable!!
Priest Set x Seto- See reasoning for Seto x Ryou. And besides, who better to love than yourself?
Pegasus x Seto- This couple is TOO fricking funny.
Seto x Mai- It's all about the pride!
Seto x Yami- See Seto x Mai
Seto x Yugi- It's always so cute how concerned little Yugi is for Seto.
Seto x Varon- Don't remember my reasoning for this one, I guess it's because they're both such good-looking brunettes with blue eyes.
Seto xVivian Wong- She is the first woman I've ever heard say- ON THE ANIME- that she adores Kaiba (and Yugi too!)

MOKUBA KAIBA PAIRINGS:

Ghost Kotsuzaka (Bonz) x Mokuba: I've only been able to find one fanfic about them, but dear God I loved it. Their voices are adorable in the Japanese!! They're also pretty close to the same age, but Bonz is obviously the older one. They'd be adorable together if they actually met in the anime. However... there's always video games... You see, in the video game, The Falsebound Kingdom, (Subliminal Message: Read my fanfiction that's based on it!!) the second mission on Kaiba's side of the story involves a battle against Bandit Keith and Bonz. After defeating them, Bandit Keith runs off. Bonz is left behind, and as Marthis- a member of the Empire- says, he (Bonz) will take Keith's punishment instead... which includes death. HOWEVER! As Bonz pleads for his life, Mokuba has sympathy for him and asks Seto to spare him... which he does. Bonz is the first marshal you technically unlock in the game (since you start with Seto, Mokuba, and Marthis automatically). (giggles)I actually was the one who invented the name for their shipping! The name is Admireshipping, because both Mokuba and Bonz have someone they admire- Seto for Mokuba, Bandit Keith for Bonz.
Mokuba x Rebecca: This was the first Mokuba pairing I liked, but now I totally prefer Ghost x Mokuba. The episode where Mokuba and Rebecca first met will always tickle my fancy though. Always! Mokuba's WTF look was priceless!

SHIZUKA (SERENITY) PAIRINGS:

Pegasus x Serenity- I honestly forget the reasoning for this couple, but I've seen lots of nice fanart for it. It also seems to pop up from time to time in my fanfic, The Falsebound Kingdom.
Mai x Serenity- Gosh, if you didn't realize how much Serenity looks up to Mai and admires her, you'd be as blind as Serenity when she had to wear her bandages!
Ishizu x Serenity- Both of them always worry about their brothers and would do anything for them. I think there was even a nice scene between them in the anime, if I can recall... I believe they were indeed talking about their brothers.
Otogi x Shizuka- I prefer it over Honda x Shizuka.
Honda x Shizuka- fanart made me like it.
Kisara x Serenity- It's kinda like Priest Set x Seto, y'know? Serenity technically isn't linked to ancient Egypt, but if she was, her identity would DEFINITELY be Kisara. It would also please so many Silentshippers too, since Priest Set x Kisara was totally obvious.

PEGASUS PAIRINGS:

Pegasus x Cyndia- Fell in love with her as a child. Later married her. Devastated when she died. Willing to do anything to bring her back to life. Enough said.

ISHIZU PAIRINGS:

Shadi x Ishizu- I guess I'll just start with the anime ones. Yes, I like this pairing! They remind me of Aladdin and Jasmine for some obscure reason. They're both mysterious and obscure characters in the anime and both have knowledge of the ancient past and have a Sennen Item. Perhaps this is why the shipping was named Obscureshipping.
Labyrinth Ruler x Ishizu- He's a character from- you guessed it!- The Falsebound Kingdom. The poor guy, though, he doesn't even talk ONCE in the game! That's when I decided to write a fanfiction. I developed his personality and let him actually friggin TALK. I gave him the name of Aksimmon Mazos (Mazos like maze, mazes are like labyrinths...).

RYUUZAKI (REX) PAIRINGS:

Ryuuzaki (Rex) x Haga (Weevil)- Like the Mai and Serenity, you'd be blind if you hadn't noticed the super strong chemistry between these two despite being supposed "rivals". ;)

YAMI YUGI (ATEM) / YUGI MUTOU PAIRINGS:

Yami Yugi (Atem) x Yugi- DEAR RA, IT IS MY YUUGIOU YAOI OTP!! THEY ARE SO FLIPPING ADORABLE!! If there's one yaoi couple that demonstrates evidence all the time, it's these two. Aibou, are you okay? Yes, mou hitori no boku. SO CUTE!
Yami Yugi x Mai- There's just something about these two... they've got such pride and they've got strong hearts... I could see a connection between these two if it weren't for Jou and Anzu...
Jounouchi x Yugi- Correct me if I'm wrong, but on the last episode of the Possessed Jou vs. Yugi fight, right before Yugi had the monster attack himself, didn't he tell Jou he loved him? Or was I just reading poorly translated subtitles?

JOUNOUCHI PAIRINGS:

Jounouchi x Ryou- Cute and fluffy! I want to stuff my mouth with marshmallows every time I think of this couple, they're so fluffy!
Jounouchi x Marik- Possessing Jou's body. Being his friend for a few minutes. Just looking good together. Mmmm...

MISCELLANEOUS:

Amelda x Varon- Heheheh... they're cute!
Priest Set x Kisara: Perhaps the most canon pairing in all Yuugiou aside from those who were married (Like Pegasus and Cyndia and Pandora and Cadeline)

Hmmm... what else...

THE COPY AND PASTE SECTION!!

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In fondest memory

Steve Irwin

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Dom DeLuise

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Michael Jackson

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