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| The Asylum of the Devitory |
Author has written 18 stories for Pokémon, Dragon Ball Z, Mega Man, Transformers/Beast Wars, Super Smash Brothers, X-overs, Metroid, Kirby, Wrestling, F-Zero, and G. I. Joe. THE ASYLUM OF THE DEVITORY Givin' creativity a swift kick in the balls since 1996! My actions are greusone and graphic. My comedies are pure silliness. My angsts inhabit the minds of all good sick mofos everywhere. And the crap I whip up in two minutes is just plain absurd! So come one, come all! Throw away your fragile innocent minds to the meat grinders and come on down to The Asylum of the Damned! PS: Don't forget to log all feedback into my forums. Yes, even you, angry fanbrat flamers. Other Screenames: taotd(universal), SSJCanadian, Chill Man, Mankey, Mewfour, Roadkill, Kandyman, The Master Plan UPDATES, NEWS, AND BANTER UPDATES NOV 19 2010 - An update, if you can believe it or not. Sure it's a throwaway shitstory reminiscent of my early years, but look, you want an update or not? OCT 6 2009 - Unleashed updated OCT 4 2009 - NEW STORY HOLY SHIT!! Unleashed, a re-write of my previous hilariously directionless F-Zero fic Broken Glass, has been, er, unleashed. NEWS(READ THIS UPDATE!!) OCT 09 2007 - I know I haven't done anything since June. I know I haven't even mentioned anything since September. The reason being is that I just don't have the time anymore to do any serious writing. It's my final year of film school, choc-full of thousands of assignments, all of which demand impossible-to-meet criteria and deadlines with impossible to operate equipment. You want updates? Come back in May 2008. FEB 23 2007 - No I'm not dead yet, but pretty close. SEPTEMBER 7 2006 - Bye bye, Asylum of the Damned! Say hello to The Asylum of the Devitory! Here's to another 10 years of insanity! BANTER FEB 23 2007 - all work and no play makes asylum go... somethingsomething... RECENT UPLOAD SUMMARIES PORKCHOP SANDWICHES (NEW!) - Two boys, one kitchen on fire. Only the G.I. Joe's can handle this situation! UNLEASHED (NEW!) - With Lily recovering from her injuries, Jody decides to pay Falcon a visit TOOTH AND CLAW - Zim awakens in a cave-in with the Seviper, what happens when they put past the bickering and finally free themselves? | |||||||
1. Porkchop Sandwiches reviewsA youth and his friend are trapped in a burning kitchen! Can one lone Joe save them, before it's too late?G. I. Joe - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-19-102. Unleashed » reviewsShortly after Black Shadow's apparent demise, Captain Falcon and the rest of the Federation will have to deal with Blood Falcon- Cunning, dangerous, and now completely free.F-Zero - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 10-6-09 - Published: 10-3-093. Tooth and Claw » reviewsA young Zangoose finally gets to fight in a Seviper hunting party, but what was supposed to be his boyhood dream turns into an unforgettable adventure. Violence, blood, cursing, y'know, the Asylum standardPokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,559 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 2-24-07 - Published: 3-10-064. Pokemon, Asylum of the Devitory Style, 2! ! » reviewsWhen a thought to be fossilized Aerodactyl egg hatches in Jake Levy's hands, a new Pokemon adventure in the same vein as the last PADS! begins! Rating will definetley change later. Not for the kids.Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,443 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-7-065. Megaman Reborn II, Rise of the Sidewinders » reviewsAfter vanishing with hardly a trace following the destruction of Masterframe, Rock, the human corpse reanimated with Reploid technology, returns to combat the resurging Maverick virus. More weapons and abilities are waiting for him, and more lost memories of the man he was before resurface. Sequel to Megaman RebornMega Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,466 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 8-13-06 - Published: 4-22-066. Rumble of the Robot Masters » reviewsTo save Dr. Light's business, a tournament is held between the old Wily and Cossack robots, all competing for the ultimate prize... a date with Roll! [Current chapter: Gemini Man vs Tengu Man!]Mega Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 48,440 - Reviews: 164 - Updated: 5-7-06 - Published: 9-26-017. The First Encounter reviewsThe world heavyweight title is up for grabs in one of the best matches in WWE history...Wrestling - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,651 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6-12-058. Megaman Reborn » reviewsHumanity is on the verge of extinction at the hands of a new Reploid race. Their only chance at survival is to fight back with one of their own: a man who has been dead for years. Left with only scattered memories of his previous life, this new Megaman struggles to destroy his formidable enemies, and fighting a war that rages within...Mega Man - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 20 - Words: 40,966 - Reviews: 57 - Updated: 2-22-05 - Published: 4-18-03 - Complete9. A Looming Fear reviewsThis is in no way a cheapshot at the WWE. Nope. Nahuh. No way. Nada. Nix. Nay. Nein. Nosireebob.Wrestling - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-28-04 - Complete10. Dragon Ball : The Missing Chapters » reviewsOne of the Cell Jrs. survived Gohan's slaughterings and is looking for revenge! His quest for power takes him to another world, and two unlikely mercenaries are the only thing that stands in his way... FINISHED!Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,883 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 1-16-04 - Published: 4-30-01 - Cell & Cell - Complete11. Pokemon, Asylum of the Devitory Style! » reviewsWith a smartmouthed Porygon at his side, Tom Simms sets out to be the greatest trainer alive, but the most violent and bloodiest battles stand in their path to glory. Can he and his team make it through one of the toughest adventures ever?Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 72 - Words: 125,973 - Reviews: 130 - Updated: 12-16-03 - Published: 3-9-01 - Complete12. Twin Dream » reviewsMeta-Knight and Kirby. Co-incidence, or more...? (Finally, an UPDATE!)Kirby - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,497 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 4-8-03 - Published: 5-25-0213. MetroidNG: The Stars of Aran » reviewsSamus Aran has vanished, and the Pirates are getting increasingly active. The Chozo armor now has a new owner, and the galaxy needs a new hero...Metroid - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,596 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 2-23-03 - Published: 3-6-0214. He's Dead reviewsBass finally accomplishes his lifelong goal. But why isn't he happy?Mega Man - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 994 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-25-03 - Complete15. New Ocarina Report: Zelda Wing » reviewsWhat would happen if Link (from Zelda) played a damaged Ocarina of Time, transporting him to the Peacemillion (from Gundam Wing)?X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,374 - Reviews: 10 - Updated: 8-11-02 - Published: 2-16-0216. Chain of Events » reviewsRifts to alternate dimensions have appeared in Nintendoland, and Miyamato designated 15 characters to combat this meance...Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,633 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 5-20-02 - Published: 1-24-0217. To Steal a Yellow Ducky reviewsBefore the Aliens decide to annialate primitive Earth, Megatron decides to take a relaxing energon bath. However, that little rubber ducky of his has gone missing, and you better believe Megatron's gonna raise some heck about it...Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,067 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 11-29-01 - Complete18. Vile's thoughts reviewsTakes place in X3. Vile, after being rebuilt by Doppler, awaits X's arrival in Dopplertown in Doppler's lab, so he can fight him again. Very dark. We see just how much Vile hates X.Mega Man - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 330 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 8-29-01
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