Ok, so promises suck! I honestly can't promise anything at this point in time. The gravy train has stopped at some unknown location right now, and I have no clue when the next departure time is going to be... or what destination! :)

Bear with me here... The inspiration for certain stories have just NOT been there lately, no matter how much I want it to be so that I can FINALLY say I've finished something in this millenium. LOL. So, keep your fingers crossed (as mine have been) that the muse takes mercy on us all.

And who knows, drabble may show up unexpectedly. wink

Til then...

On to why I write:

Name: Molly

Age: A day older every day...

Location: Midwest & proud of it... except for when it snows in amounts of 'feet' - blasted snow!

Favorite books: Band of Brothers, Atonement, Fight Club, I Am America and So Can You, 1984, The Illiad, Night, Phantoms, Count of Monte Cristo, Inferno, Candide, Hamlet, Jane Eyre, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter series, The Green Mile, On Writing, The Stand, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Tao Te Ching, The Guardian, Phantom of the Opera, Good In Bed, It, Lust Lizard of Melancholy Cove, any WWII history books, many many more...

Favorite TV Shows: Monty Python's Flying Circus, NCIS, MASH, Hogan's Heros, Robot Chicken, Doctor Who, Queer as Folk (US & UK), Top Gear, The IT Crowd, Dawson's Creek, MMPR (original!), Battlestar Galactica, Eureka, 24, Veronica Mars, House M.D, CSI, CSI:New York, Band of Brothers mini-series, Talk Soup, Fringe, Angel, General Hospital, Law and Order: SVU, Law and Order: CI, Arrested Development, The Tick, South Park, Friends, Highlander, Who's Line..., The Simpsons, The Colbert Report, the I Love... series, Iron Chef America, Chopped, Guy's Big Bite, oh hell... I just love the Food Network...

Favorite movies: (I'm a bit of a superhero junkie, with a few exceptions) The Dark Knight, Ironman, Batman Begins, Batman, Batman Returns, X-Men collection, Spiderman collection, The Watchmen, Lucky # Slevin, Inglourious Basterds, The Departed, Tombstone, Ghostbusters 1 & 2, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Star Wars collection, Fifth Element, Office Space, Extract, Phantom of the Opera, 300, Kill Bill 1 & 2, Love Actually, Hero, Stardust, Pride and Prejudice, English Patient, Deathproof, Mansfield Park, Saving Private Ryan, Pirates of the Caribbean trilogy, Lord of the Rings trilogy, Harry Potter collection, Green Mile, Ladyhawke, Count of Monte Cristo, Schindler's List, Groundhog Day, Joe vs. The Volcano, Blackhawk Down, The Mummy collection, Apollo 13, Forrest Gump, Boondock Saints, Steel Magnolias, The Crow, Die Hard, any Monty Python, Snatch, Lock Stock & Two Smoking Barrels, Troy, both Bridget Jones movies, anything Stephen King, The Burbs, Real Genius... Jeez... I just love good movies.

My favorite 'ships: Jason/Carly (GH); Ziva/Tony, Jenny/Gibbs & Abby/McGee (NCIS); Brian/Michael (USQAF); Stuart/Vince (UKQAF); Nathan/Allison & Jack/Tess (Eureka); Martha/Jack, Nine/Rose & Ten/Donna (DW);Tony/Pepper (IM); Jason/Trini & Tommy/Kim (MMPR); Jack/Audrey (24); Joey/Pacey (DC); Veronica/Logan (VM); Mac/Stella & Danny/Lindsey (CSI:NY); Jack/Anamaria (PotC); Cordelia/Angel (Angel); Helo/Boomer (BG); House/Cuddy (House); Ginny/Draco & Ron/Hermoine, maybe Harry/Ginny or Harry/Luna (HP); Wolverine/Jean (XM); Han/Leia & Luke/Mara (SW); Jackie/Hyde (T7S); Martin/Sam (WAT); Danny/Delinda (LV); Chandler/Monica (Friends); Hawkeye/BJ friendship (MASH); Nixon/Winters friendship (BOB)

Actors: 1) Gary Oldman 2) Val Kilmer 3) Gary Sinise 4) Mark Harmon 5) Hal Sparks
Hon. Mention: Gale Harold, John Barrowman, Patrick Warburton, Aiden Gillen, Craig Kelly, David Tennant, Michael Weatherly, Billy Crystal, Robert Downey Jr., Ron Livingston, Heath Ledger, Jet Li, Jason Bateman, Band of Brothers cast, MASH cast, Bill Murray, Willem Dafoe, Tom Hanks, Liam Neeson, Ed Quinn, Sean Murray, Michael Fassbender, Nestor Carbonell, Kiefer Sutherland, Morgan Freeman, Monty Python cast, James McAvoy, Gerard Butler, Jim Caviezel, Hugh Grant, Eric Bana, Alan Rickman, Jeff Goldblum, Vincent D'Onfrio, Austin St. John, Ewan McGregor, David Boreanaz, Matthew Perry, Hayden Christensen, Johnny Depp, Hugh Laurie, Eric Close, William Peterson, Hugh Jackman, Ted King, Joshua Jackson, Peter Wingfield, Will Patton, Denzel Washington, Ian McKellan, Kevin Spacey, Tom Felton, Rupert Grint, Cary Elwes, Sean Patrick Flannery, Michael Keaton, Christian Bale, Michael Caine, Rutger Hauer, Christopher Walken

Actresses: 1) Michelle Pfieffer 2) Cate Blanchett 3) Sally Field 4) Laura Wright 5) Rachel Weiz
Hon. Mention: Melina Kanakaredes, Freema Agyeman, Grace Park, Lauren Holly, Meg Ryan, Mila Kunis, Gwyneth Paltrow, Charisma Carpenter, Maggie Gyllenhall, Claire Daines, Kim Raver, Sarah Brown, Kristen Bell, Courteney Cox, Marg Helgenberger, Julianne Moore, Zoe Saldana, Emma Thompson, Natasha Richardson, Laura Linney, Bonnie Hunt, Lucy Liu, Bryce Dallas Howard, Robin Wright-Penn, Emmy Rossum

Authors: 1) Dean Koontz 2) Stephen King 3) Chuck Palahniuk 4) Christopher Moore 5) J.K Rowling
Hon. Mention: Elie Wisel, Shakespeare, Homer, Nora Roberts, Catherine Coulter, J.R.R Tolkien, Max Allen Collins, Julie Garwood, Timothy Zahn, Dave Barry, Ian McKewn, Douglas Adams, Sandra Brown, Nicholas Sparks, Dante Alighieri, Voltaire, Victor Hugo, George Orwell, Alexandre Dumas

Musicians: I'm VERY ecclectic... Beatles, Zero1, Metallica, Disturbed, Josh Groban, Travis, The Veronicas, Five Finger Death Punch, Dana Parrish, Seether, 10 Years, Red, Apocalyptica, Thriving Ivory, One Republic, Dropkick Murphys, Sugarcult, Three Days Grace, Lacuna Coil, Daughtry, Evanescence, Jem, Staind, Placebo, Pat Benetar, Matchbox 20, Chicago, Linkin Park, Snow Patrol, Imogen Heap, Regina Spektor, Nine Inch Nails, Journey, Katy Perry, Mike Doughty, Coldplay, Timbaland, Kaiser Chiefs, Rammstein, Flyleaf, Louis Armstrong, Andrew Lloyd Webber, Sting, Bryan Adams, Eagles, Rolling Stones, Phil Collins, the music/comedy act of Victor Borge, anything classical, 80s muic, + many others... and I'm a soundtrack junkie & obsessive about remixes & 80s remakes! :)

Interests/Likes: Writing (obviously), TV/movies/music, ANYTHING British (I'm an Anglophile), reading, Coca-cola, surfing the Net, talking/hanging with friends, tea, tennis, softball, martial arts, Asian food (sushi is my crack!), family, comedy clubs & everything having to do with laughing, (eep!) politics, an unbelievable love of sarcasm, McDonalds french fries, going for a drive with loud music & the windows down at sunset, travel, good conversations, all things citrus, cooking (when I have the presence of mind to do so), plus many many many many other things.

Quote(s) of the moment:

"I have two guns - one for the each of you." -- Doc Holliday, "Tombstone"

"Dogs & cats, living together... mass hysteria." -- Peter, "Ghostbusters II"

"Destiny honks the horn of 'gotta go'." -- The Tick

"When you get into bed with evil incarnate, it always takes the covers." -- The Tick

"The Wrath? You know that's going to be a giggle..." -- Spike

"She is damaging my calm..." -- Jayne,"Serenity"

"I'm sorry, this is the fun-vee. The hum-drum-vee is back there." -- Tony Stark, "Ironman"

"Look up 'idiot' in the dictionary, you know what you'll find?"
"A picture of me?"
"No! The definition of the word 'idiot', which you fucking are!" -- Harry & Perry, "Kiss Kiss Bang Bang"

"That's it. Please stay for the end credits. If you are wondering who the best boy is, it's somebody's nephew. Don't forget to validate your parking & for all of you good people in the Midwest, sorry we said 'fuck' so much." -- Perry, "Kiss Kiss Bang Bang"

"I did nothing. I did absolutely nothing & it was everything that I thought it could be." -- Peter, "Office Space"

"Never be ashamed of who you really are." -- Zorg, "Fifth Element"

"I'm going to name my first child after you. Dipshit Knight has a nice ring to it." -- Chris, "Real Genius"

"I need to write a book."
"You should read one first." -- Tony & Gibbs, "NCIS"

"Tell her I'm on my way."
"Jenny?"
"Jenny... Just, uh, how cozy did you two get while I was away?" (dangerous smile)
"Hehehehe... Boy, that knock to the head must have been harder than I thought, cuz I'm saying crazy things that I don't even understand. (Nods to paramedic behind him) Think she's single?"
"He's fine."
-- Gibbs & Tony, "NCIS"

There is only one thing I ask of any and all reviewers... if you don't like what I write, please refrain from obscenities and extreme flames. I don't mind someone telling me they don't like my stories and why in an intelligent, respectful, polite manner. I have no respect for anyone that trashes someone's hard work (mine or anyone else's) for any reason what-so-ever. The people that take the time to write stories for this site or any other do so for their own peace of mind and for the enjoyment of others. You are not required to like it, but respect the fact that they've posted a piece of themselves. Respect given is respect received. Thank you.

- The Management :)

P.S - And please wash your hands before returning to work... LOL... no, seriously. Wash your hands...