Hebi works as a rabbi's intern at a synagogue in New England. She hopes to become a rabbi herself. She majored in Religious Studies at Hamilton College, a small school located in the frozen wasteland that is upstate New York. She loves science fiction, fantasy, and anime. She also enjoys speaking about herself in the third person. Hebi hopes you enjoy her work, and encourages you to reveiw. She thanks you and wishes you well.

"Zen Buddhism occupies a space in the world that does not exist. That might explain its persistence. Its detracors logically argue that there is no there there, and its adherents agree."-Michael Downing, Shoes Outside the Door

''Of course women have a higher tolerance for pain. We have to deal with men.''-Jennifer Mitchell

"The Torah has nothing to say specifically about mutants, I know. But Leviticus 19:17 tells us "Thou shalt not hate thy brother in thine heart" and Leviticus 19:18 gives us the oft-quoted "Thou shalt love thy neighbor as thyself." It doesn't say, "Love thy neighbor, unless his daughter has gills." It doesn't say, "Thou shalt not hate thy brother, unless his skin is green."" Yamim Nora'im Days of Awe by Mara Greengrass

“You should not mock those of us with a lower center of gravity. When the world knocks us down, we have less far to fall, and get up again quicker.” Second Nature by lazyartisan

Spike:"How can I thank you, you mysterious black-clad hunk of a knight?''No need little lady. Your tears of gratitude are enough for me." But...there must be some way to show my appreciation...""No, helping those in need is my job. And working up a load of sexual tension, and pracing away like a magnificent poof is truly thanks enough.""You see, I was once a badass vampire. But love-and a pesky curse-defanged me,and now I'm just a big fluffy puppy with bad teeth...'" I understand.I have a nephew who's gay, so...""Say no more! Evil's still afoot, and I'm almost out of that Nancy-boy hair gel that i like so much!Quickly! To the Angelmoblie! Away!

For him that stealeth a Book from this Library, let it change into a serpent in his hand and rend him. Let him be struck with Palsy, and all his Members blasted. Let him languish in Pain crying aloud for Mercy and let there be no sur-cease to his Agony till he sink in Dissolution. Let Bookworms gnaw his Entrails in token of the Worm that dieth not, and when at last he goeth to his final Punishment, let the flames of Hell consume him for ever and aye.
-Curse Against Book Stealers, Monastery of San Pedro, Barcelona

"After so many battles, your greatest rivals become your friends. That’s when you know you’re a shinobi. "-from Roots, by Lotos-Eater

"'That’s a very small cup,' Naruto could not help but comment.

'It’s symbolic,” his father told him, then added, 'Your mother and I were arguing once and I asked her why she had decided to stay with me after I helped her. She said she must have been stupid, to which I replied that I was very happy to know, because one always hears of others falling out of love, but never out of stupidity. And like stupidity, the true Cup of Wisdom has no bounds, which is why you always see very wise people doing very stupid things, at which point you have--'

'Blackmail material.'

His father looked down at him, then smiled generously and patted him on his head. 'You have learned well since you were spawned. You will be spared from this year’s culling.'"- from Door Number Two by Reaper Nanashi

"Sasuke reluctantly nodded, and Kakashi shook his head. 'How ever do you get into those sort of situations, “Uzumaki-sama”?'

'I've actually thought about that a lot, sensei. My guess is that there's this gigantic party going on somewhere. Maybe it's heaven, or maybe it's ...not heaven. Anyway, where ever it is, and who ever is there? They're very, very drunk.'

Kakashi nodded. 'That makes perfect sense, actually.'"- from A Twist of Chance by MockV

“I never knock on Death’s door,” Remus told him. “I ring the bell and run. He hates that.” -from Casting Moonshadows by Moonsign

"Aries sighed deeply; optimism in a Slytherin was a bad thing. They only ‘hoped for the best’ when there was literally nothing they could do to keep the situation from getting worse. How amusing, he thought cynically, that Slytherins only see hope at the point when everyone else loses it." - from Time to Spare by EmySabath

"Dumbledore cleared his throat and read out -'Harry Potter.'

Harry stood up, the buzz of angry bees filling the hall. He calmly made the immensely long walked to the front of the school, and then whirled around to face the students. His mask, the legendary unflappable, stoic, rock of indifference when it came to other people’s opinions of him, finally cracked and, to the astonishment of every person present, shattered into a thousand pieces.

'When I find out which one of you twits put my name in,” he yelled in rage. “I am going to take my crossbow, and jam it up your --'

'MR POTTER!' yelled Professor McGonagall, drowning out the yelling boy.

'And if it was you, Fred and George Weasley,' Harry continued, ignoring his head of house’s interruption. 'I am going to make you beg for the tender mercies of your mother when she finds out what you have done!'" - from Almost a Squib by BajaB

"Percy looked up and suddenly realized how silent everyone was.

“You,” Shacklebolt said very slowly, “just dismantled the entire security system for the Ministry of Magic and transfigured Dolores Umbridge herself into a sea cucumber in between telling a children’s story.”

“And burping Teddy,” added Percy, who liked to make sure things were as accurate as possible. “No Teddy, don’t squeeze the sea cucumber like that, it’ll explode, I think. Let go Teddy.”

“Just who are you again?” Shacklebolt asked.

“Oh, I’m not quite sure,” said Percy. “I’m the Scarlet Pimpernel, or rather, I used to be. Now I’m just Percy Weasley and he’s rather a prat. Ew, Teddy. I told you not to squeeze so hard.”" -The Scarlet Pimpernel, by Elyse3

"As soon as they were back in the hallway, Harry groaned. “Oh great, at this rate we’ll never lose the House Cup.”

“Most people wouldn’t see this as a problem, Harry,” Hermione told him, confused.

“But I do because it’s the Suck-Up Cup, remember?” When Hermione shook her head, Harry continued, “Oh, right, you weren’t there. Either way, I believe that the House Cup is a school-wide conspiracy to try and spawn as many teacher’s pets as they can and encourage teacher’s pet-like behavior in everyone. Snape and I are doing all we can, but we can’t lose Gryffindor the House Cup alone!”

Hermione just stared at him. “You have problems.”" -Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281

"Just then, the room was set upon by Luna and several adults: Ludo Bagman, Crouch, Moody, Snape, Dumbledore, Madame Maxifne, Karkaroff, McGonagall, Sirius, and Lockhart.

“So why are you here again, Gilderoy?” McGonagall was asking.

“I’m here in my official capacity of Headmaster,” Lockhart explained with his trademark smile.

Snape snorted. “You? Headmaster? Of what?”

“The Harry Potter School of Awesomeness, of course,” Lockhart explained. “And, as you can see my champion is right here. Harry, it’s been too long.”" -Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281

"What the DEVIL do you think you are DOING, Virginia Weasley?! FLIRTING with... with HIM!! Shame! Death! Dishonour! Conniptions!Ron!" - Fumes and Ferrets by Thalia Kendall

"'In the beginning there was nothing. God said, 'Let there be light!' And there was light,' she said gently, then gave him a quirky grin. 'There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better.'" - When It's Time To Change by Sheilynn

"Grimmjow merely smirked. “Bee, I eat danger for a mid-morning snack.”

She raised an eyebrow. “Not breakfast?”

He snorted. “The most important meal o’ the day? F-- no, danger’s just empty f--en calories.”" Sink Into Me by vicioux

"Meanwhile, in another bedroom down the hall, Voldemort gently stroked Bellatrix’s waist and sighed, “Darling, darling, I want you.” And Bellatrix replied, “Oh yes, darling, yes!” Because for some people, life really is a romance novel. After all, when you go through life as a disfigured snake-man and a mentally unstable murderess, the universe is required to demonstrate occasional tokens of mercy." - Ourobouros by OlympiaManet2003

The Switchverse, by corvidae9, is probably the best Harry Potter fanfiction involving a mixed-up sorting EVER. From the first installment (which alone made it worthwhile to get an account on lj) to whatever chapter is most recent, I HIGHLY recomend these fics. And the Sorting the following year is equally fantastic. For absolutely hilarious shananigans, click SWITCH!