Holy crap it's been forever. o.O I apologize profusely for not updating in.. what.. two years? >;; But hey, things like that happen when you're a senior in high school and apply to college and have a website to maintain and a boyfriend to hang out with... but hey. I am still alive, everyone. Mutt has just been taking an extended vacation.

But hey. Have some personal info:

Real Name: Jennifer, Jen, Jen-Jen, Jei-Jei..

Age: 17

Current favorite character(s): None at the moment, I'm not feeling fanficy atm :(

Current least favorite character(s): Same as up there

Favorite pairings: Toad/OC, Kurt/OC, Ron/Hermione, Harry/Ginny

Favorite movies: Star Wars, Accepted, Anchorman, Lord of the Rings, Shrek, Shrek 2, Pirates of the Caribbean, Anger Management, Ghost Rider, X-Men, X2, Blades of Glory, Benchwarmers, V for Vendetta, Madagascar, Cars, Tarzan, Spider-Man, Spaceballs, Young Frankenstein, Batman Begins, The Incredibles, Monty Python and the Holy Grail

Favorite book(s): Ring, Daughters of the Moon, SWEEP, Harry Potter, Blood and Chocolate, Gallows Hill, Flipped, Luna, Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants, Speak

Favorite quote(s): "What do they call you? Wheels?" - Logan, X-Men
"This certainly is a big...round room..." - Logan, X-Men
"NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!" - Mrs. Weasley, Harry Potter

Favorite color(s): Purple

Favorite actors(s): Johnny Depp, David Wenham, Hugh Jackman, Stuart Townsend, Daniel Radcliffe; all of whom deserve equal amounts of droolage :D

Least favorite actor(s)/actress(es): Hilary Duff, Ashlee Simpson, Mary Kate & Ashley Olsen, Lindsay Lohan

Current OCs:
Olivia: Just recently discovered she was a mutant. Powers unknown. Codename to be stated. Waist length, wavy golden brown hair, cinnamon eyes, pale skin. 17, almost 18 years old. No more information provided (everything else is a spoiler XP). Appears in Kopie Liebe, Assignment: Amy (Erik's Eternal Bride), and DasTanzen Mit Den Feen (Erik's Eternal Bride). Fandom: X-Men

Kerri: Codename Nebula. Ability to heal anybody, but only under the light of the constellation Virgo. Shoulder-length dark brown hair, emerald green eyes, glasses, pale skin. 34 years old.Very good friends with the other X-Men, but no romantic relationships. Became an X-Man soon after X2. Institute's main and only physician, had studied under Jean for many years as an assistant and nurse. Appears in Kopie Liebe, and Assignment: Amy (Erik's Eternal Bride). Fandom: X-Men

Likes: Reading, gaming, napping, movies, socializing, HTML, my compy, penguins, geekiness, taking pictures, drawing, writing, listening to music, roller coasters, cheesecake, manga, my lightsaber/sword, dressing up, stuffed animals, snow days, sleeping in, staying up late, weekends, my boyfriend, flowers, fuzzy critters, chinese food, dragons, etc.

Dislikes: Flames, close-minded people, people who read, but don't review, people who thinkMortie and Kurt are ugly, midterms, writer's block, getting up early, school, homework, projects, tests, cockroaches, popups, speeches, mosquitoes, and anything that distracts me from writing.

Star Wars quotes with the insertion of everyone's favorite word - "pants":
"I find your lack of pants disturbing." - Darth Vader
"Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your pants." - Darth Vader
"TK-421, why aren't you in your pants?" - Imperial officer
"At last, we will reveal our pants to the Jedi." - Darth Maul
"I think you just can't bear to let a gorgeous guy like me out of your pants." - Han Solo
"Judge me by my pants, do you?" - Yoda
"Only your pants can destroy me." - Darth Vader
"I cannot teach him. The boy has no pants." - Yoda
"Governor Tarkin. I should have expected to find you holding Vader's pants." - Leia
"We have powerful pants. You're going to regret this." - Leia
"The pants of Skywalker must not become a Jedi." - Emperor
"The plans you refer to will soon be back in our pants." - Darth Vader
"She must have hidden the plans in her pants. Send a detatchment down to retrieve them; see to it personally, commander." - Darth Vader
"Look sir, pants." - Stormtrooper
"I seek an audience with your greatness to bargain for Solo's pants." - Luke Skywalker
"The Force is strong in my pants." - Luke Skywalker
"Watch it kid, or you're gonna find your pants floating home." Han Solo
"Jabba doesn't havetime for smugglers who drop their pants at the first sign of an Imperial starship." - Greedo
"Great, Chewie, great. Always thinking with your pants." - Han Solo
"A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt it, was in the presence of my old master." - Darth Vader
"You are unwise to lower your pants." - Darth Vader
"I used to bullseye womprats in my pants back home." - Luke Skywalker
"Lock the door. And hope they don't have pants." - Han Solo
"This is my apprentice, Darth Maul. He will find your lost pants." - Darth Sideous
"And you, young Skywalker. We will watch your pants with great interest." - Senator Palpatine

NOTE TO READERS OF KOPIE LIEBE:

9/8/07: It's been nearly two years since an update, I'd say it's pretty official that my story is on hiatus. I have no idea when I'll come back to it - I will eventually, it's too good a story to just leave hanging - but that time isn't now. I'm just not inspired. Be patient though, I'll come back someday. 3 to you all!

10/4/06: Man, I am suffering from severe, hardcore cases of writer's block. And I apologize profusely. But, I'm getting some urges to start writing again, so who knows. I may actually update soon. Actually, I'm thinking of rewriting this slightly, so I can incorperate in all the OCs I got. And, never fear, the story will continue on as if X3 has never happened. I like the movie, but I can't include it because it'd change my entire plot. Thankee for understanding!

Fanfiction Status:

Kopie Liebe
Set after X2. Olivia is a mutant. She just hasn't discovered it yet. Both the Brotherhood and the X-men try to recruit her. Whose side will she turn to? Will a certain blue teleporter affect her decision? Kurt/OC, slight Toad/OC
Status: On hiatus Chapter 9: 0 percent completed