General BS

Age: 22
Height: 5'4"
DOB: October 31
Sign: Scorpio
Heritage: English/Irish/German/Polish/Finnish
Likes: Sleep, Monster Energy, reading, video games, cats, LOLcats, TV Tropes, wolves, D&D sessions with my guy pals, rocking out, my job, more dakka, BIGGA 'SPLOSIONS!
Major Psychotic F'king Hatreds: Scientology, math, Twilight ('specially the fangirls), loud noises, math, homophobes, math, spiders, Sephiroth (HAAAATE)
Favorite Quote: "...SPOON."
Avatar: James from Silent Hill 2: Chibi Edition. "I BETTER GO CHECK IT OOUUUUUTTT :D"

Favorite Stuff

Games: Soul Edge/Calibur, The Legend of Zelda, Ōkami, Persona 3-4, Xenosaga, Paper Mario, Golden Sun series, Final Fantasy I-VI, Breath of Fire II, Halo, World of Warcraft, Shadow of the Colossus, Silent Hill 2-3, Mass Effect, Castlevania, Pokémon, Brütal Legend, Assassin's Creed, Chrono Trigger, Fable II-III, Fallout 3, Prototype, the Elder Scrolls IV-V, Star Fox 64.
TV Shows: Mystery Science Theater 3000, The Soup, Ace of Cakes, Good Eats, Whose Line Is It Anyway?, Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, NCIS, Mythbusters, Cash Cab.
Books: Wicked, Son of a Witch, The Hobbit, The Lord of the Rings, The Silmarillion, The Call of the Wild, White Fang, Paradise Lost, Dante's Inferno, Frankenstein, Dracula, Carmilla, Thus Spoke Zarathustra, Shutter Island.
Movies: The Lord of the Rings, Pirates of the Caribbean, The Exorcist, I Robot, Star Wars, Transformers, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill, Dracula, The Breakfast Club, The Princess Bride, History of the World Part I, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Alice in Wonderland (2010), How To Train Your Dragon, Se7en, The Wolfman, Shutter Island, The Haunting ('63), Scott Pilgrim vs The World, Legend of the Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole, Corpse Bride, Hanna.
Anime: Black Lagoon, Mai-HiME, Revolutionary Girl Utena, Read or Die/R.O.D. the TV, Ginga Nagareboshi Gin, Noir, Full Metal Panic!, Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood, Hellsing Ultimate, Cyborg 009, Wolf's Rain, Kurau Phantom Memory, Rurouni Kenshin, Candy Boy, Outlaw Star, Cowboy Bebop.
Bands/Musicians: Nightwish, Iron Maiden, Rammstein, Duran Duran, The Black Mages, Dragonforce, Within Temptation, Artesia, Therion, Metallica, Yuki Kajiura, Yasunori Mitsuda, Akira Yamaoka, Danny Elfman, Yoko Kanno.
Comedians: Lewis Black, George Carlin (R.I.P.), Eddie Izzard, Craig Ferguson, Sarah Silverman, Suzanne Westenhoefer.
Musicals: Phantom, Boxman (pretty much anything from Takarazuka), Phantom of the Opera, RENT, Wicked, West Side Story, Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street, A Very Potter Musical.
Web Original: Let's Play, The Slender Man Mythos, The Spoony Experiment, Cinemassacre/The Angry Video Game Nerd, Red vs Blue.

Favorite Pairings

Mai-HiME/Otome: Shizuru/Natsuki, Takumi/Akira, Chie/Aoi, Haruka/Yukino, Mai/Mikoto
R.O.D.: Nancy/Yomiko, Maggie/Nenene, Anita/Hisami
Noir: Mireille/Kirika
Soul Calibur: Siegfried/Hilde, Kilik/Xianghua, Sophitia/Taki, Hwang/Mi-Na
Golden Sun: Isaac/Mia (I know it's not canon), Saturos/Menardi, Sveta/Karis
Castlevania: Alucard/Maria, Soma/Mina, Shanoa/Laura,
Final Fantasy: Cecil/Rosa, Faris/Lenna (what?), Locke/Celes, Celes/Terra
Xenosaga: Shion/KOS-MOS, Shion/Allen, KOS-MOS/chaos, Jr./MOMO, Ziggy/Juli, Jin/Pellegri, Virgil/Febronia, and KOS-MOS/T-elos for the lulz (the pairing spectrum in Xenosaga is a little loose in some cases...)
Persona: Minato/Aigis, Mitsuru/Yukari, Akihiko/Shinjiro, Junpei/Chidori, Souji/Teddie, Chie/Yukiko, Naoto/Rise, Kou/Daisuke
Mass Effect: Fem!Shep/Liara, Shepard/Tali, Tali/Kal'Reeger, Joker/EDI
Alice in Wonderland: Alice/White Queen (you have to be BLIND to not see the subtext)

Attention, readers! Ye Shall Be As Gods is officially on haitus/discontinued in favor of a new fic project for Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland, which occurs in the same continuity as Malus.

Title: Progenies of the Jabberwock
Rating: T
Summary: "Do you not know what happens to those who drink the blood of the Jabberwock?"
Warning(s): Body horror, violence, slight femmeslash (Malice), mindscrews, and the occasional shameless reference to some metal songs and Shadow of the Colossus
Progress: Roughly 30-40% total (including a bigass backstory)