Okay, let me get this out first off: I am not an AUTHORESS. I am an AUTHOR. It's an androgynous term, dammit!

I am a bohemian; I write, I'm a polyglot, and I dabble in arts and jazz.

And now for the interesting bits:

Name(s): Casey, Laswen, Pete

Title: The Other Keeper of Vilya/the Voice of Reason

Age: Who wants to know? Although I will tell you that I'm a Gemini.

Music: Queen; Lambert, Hendricks, and Ross

Current fics being worked on/planned: To Kidnap the Fellowship; the New but Not Improved Bagenders

Current novels being worked on: The Five Eyes, the Dames Templar

Quotes (personal): It's an androgynous word, dammit!

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1. To Kidnap the Fellowship » reviews

Six years ago, Amanda, Kyra, and Casey experienced Middle Earth- and annoyed everyone living there. One year has passed since our return. But when we are sent back, we seize the moment and kidnap all the good guys and heroes. No MS, romance, or slash.

Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 20 - Words: 72,823 - Reviews: 404 - Updated: 4-9-05 - Published: 3-20-04

2. The Return of the Nitwit » reviews

Kyra, Amanda, and I have survived the Fellowship of the Ring and the Two Towers, despite the fact that everyone hates us. Now we called upon to experience the Return of the King- and annoy the heck out of everyone present. No Mary-Sue, romance, or slash.

Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 16 - Words: 34,363 - Reviews: 333 - Updated: 3-17-04 - Published: 1-10-04

3. Stealing the Two Towers » reviews

Kyra, Amanda, and I succeeded on our first quest to annoy the fellowship during the Fellowship of the Ring. Now it is our duty to drive the poor guys to the brink of insanity at the time of the Two Towers. Not a slash, Mary Sue, or even a romance.

Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 23,882 - Reviews: 193 - Updated: 1-9-04 - Published: 11-18-03

4. To Annoy the Fellowship » reviews

My best friends and I fall into Middle Earth. What do we do? We annoy the fellowship to the brink of total insanity, of course! In response to many inquiries, this is not a Mary Sue, slash, or even a romance, just plain old humor. Chap. 11 now up!

Lord of the Rings - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,899 - Reviews: 142 - Updated: 11-13-03 - Published: 10-6-03