Hi there everyone. Hatori Soma here and let me tell you things can get really freaky out here in Fruits Basket land. I mean, come on! Since when am I a dirty old man like Shigure? I wouldn't touch Tohru with a non-gloved hand if at all possible. Her sweetness is disgustingly sticky. Yuck. And then there are some truely sick people who hook me up with my cousins, which, although we are pretty far apart as relatives, is still just disgusting in my book. I AM NOT WITH AYAME OR SHIGURE! Those two would make me kill myself if I ended up coupled with one of them...they're why I smoke anyway...

Anyhow, quick warning before you read any of the work below this message... MOST OF IT IS SLASH! Do not like, then go away! Fandoms and pairings include:

House M.D - House/Wilson

Harry Potter - Percy/Oliver, Percy/Tom, (and coming soon, Tom/Cedric)

X-1999 - Kamui/Fuma, Kamui/Keiichi, Subaru/Seishiro

Gundam Wing - 3x4, 2x1 (if you don't know who those are then you obviously shouldn't be reading this fandom)

Corpse Bride - Victor/Victoria, Victor/Emily

If I missed anything...it will be added later. Thank you and enjoy!

I know I come up with the most screwed up AU, WTF pairings sometimes but it will work! I promise!

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1. To Reveal Secrets » reviews

What if Percy was the one who had found Tom Riddle’s Diary amongst his things and HE was the one manipulated? Worst of all, what if the young Dark Lord fell in love with his puppet, Percy, and decided to keep him, forever? PercyTom

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,072 - Reviews: 45 - Updated: 7-2-08 - Published: 7-6-06

2. Fallen Angels » reviews

AU SxS Subaru and Seishiro are engaged and living together, having decided that Fate was overated, and have held that secret for months. When Kamui is heart broken, how will Subaru comfort him without giving away the fact that he is alreaady taken?

X/1999 - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,790 - Reviews: 61 - Updated: 5-2-08 - Published: 6-22-05

3. To Love a Weasley » reviews

P x O Shounenai Oliver knows he loves Percy and has been watching him as a friend for quite a while, trying to find the right time to tell the other of his feelings. When he discovers that Percy suffers from a fatal illness, will he tell him the truth?

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,024 - Reviews: 55 - Updated: 4-18-08 - Published: 12-4-05

4. Ashes to Ashes reviews

AU Oliver realizes there are things he never knew before he met Percy and learns the defination of the Five Stages of Death. PO, character torturedeath, OOCness, ANGST

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9-5-07 - Published: 9-5-07

5. The TomCedric Story » reviews

AU CRACK!FIC and OOCNess: Voldemort, having been resurrected as Tom Riddle, had only made Cedric be held back from the conflict…now they pass the point of no return... Heavy TomCedric

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,947 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 7-11-07 - Published: 7-5-07

6. A Brand New Way » reviews

CRACK!FIC After he was fired from the Ministry, Percy Weasley disappeared from the map until one night when he performs a concert in London with the new band he was a part of…and his family mysteriously gets tickets. PercyOliver

Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Parody/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,631 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 6-1-07 - Published: 5-26-07

7. The Ultimate Shocker » reviews

[This had better be AU!] House and Wilson in a band? A HEAVY METAL BAND? What do the other ones think when they attend a concert? HW and some CC

House, M.D. - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,554 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 4-28-07 - Published: 2-6-07

8. A Love Without Boundaries » reviews

AU 3x4 Trowa is a starving Gypsy who plays his flute on street corners to feed his sister and orphaned cousins. When he accidentally runs into Quatre Winner, a nobleman, he is taken into the other's service to live out his life as Quatre's personal slave.

Gundam Wing/AC - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 11,135 - Reviews: 70 - Updated: 2-12-07 - Published: 8-13-05

9. Leave Me Breathless reviews

This story follows the journey of the relationship of Dr. Gregory House and Dr. James Wilson. Based on an AMV I saw on YouTube.

Complete - House, M.D. - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 1-13-07 - Published: 1-13-07

10. A Choice of Wives » reviews

AU SPOILERS What if the story changed a bit? If Victoria had gone to the land of the dead with her beloved Victor when the Corpse Bride stole him away? VV CBV COMPLETE

Complete - Corpse Bride - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,601 - Reviews: 48 - Updated: 12-29-06 - Published: 9-25-05

11. Broken Healer reviews

AU House's ghost watches over Wilson as he punishes himself for his friend's death. HxW

Complete - House, M.D. - Fiction Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 11-11-06 - Published: 11-11-06

12. A Vain Rescue reviews

PercyOliver AU. Percy is not who he is thought to be and because of that his homelife is far from perfect. Oliver, having already found out about it, tries to help him through it, but it seems to be in vain. Can he find a way to spare his angel the pain?

Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,410 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-27-06 - Published: 6-27-06

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