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since: 09-23-03, id: 460002, Profile Updated: 08-02-09
country: United States
Author has written 3 stories for Harry Potter, and Whistle!.

These are always amusing to read, writing them is an entirely different matter. Let's get started then!

Name: Artemis

Gender: female, I'm positive

Age: mental or physical? All I can say is that my inner child is 7

Occupation: a dreamer on the good days, a student on the bad

Currently: contemplating killing my neighbors. I've been told it's wrong but I have a valid excuse...really. It's 2 in the morning and they're blaring their music and trying to sing along. Trying being the key word and let me tell you they aren't succeeding.

Likes: eating, sleeping, reading, writing, playing tennis, watching football (soccer for those who thought otherwise...don't get me started on the whole how soccer is rightfully called football and football should not be called football as you use your foot in contact with the ball a handful of times from what I've seen-stupid sport), ice skating

Dislikes: my neighbors, american football, the sun, school most days, spanish food, dogs, mary sues, the fact that I can't do grammar or spell in any language

Fandoms: Harry Potter, Naruto (I confess that I've read less than 5 of the volumes and seens less than 15 episodes but the whole underdog getting strong and proving people wrong is appealing), Ouran High School Host Club (KyoHaru fan), Alex Rider (despite the ridiculous amount of Mary Sues and the fact that the good stories are never updated any time soon), and some random ones such as Sailor Moon, La Corda D'oro, Twilight, Bleach and Narnia

Goals: put something up on this website as the plot bunnies are making my mind go fuzzy, finish the stack of books from the library, send a scathing note to my rude neighbors filled with sarcasm and witty insults

Far Off Goals: learn to speak several languages, see places, improve upon my interests, learn to play a few instruments and try new things

I bid you goodnight and leave to write my note to my lovely neighbors!

Oh yes, I give credit for my avatar to http://dreamsand.deviantart.com/

Cлaва Українi!

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1. Ronald Weasley Saves the Dorm reviews
It’s looking at me I swear. Where the bloody hell did it come from anyway? Ugh, its beady little eyes glittering so innocently but I know. Yes, I know! It can’t fool me, the evil little bugger. It won’t get me. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,581 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-11-09 - Ron W. & Harry P. - Complete
2. Returning reviews
A person contemplates a new teammate, not realizing his significance. Oneshot
Whistle! - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,902 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-9-09 - Complete
3. The Full Proof Plan reviews
There is a reason Harry shouldn't put any of his plans into action. He shouldn't think of any plans at all really. His friends have a right to be skeptical about his versions of a good idea. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 8-9-09 - Harry P. - Complete
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