Dream as if you will live forever. Live as if you will die today.

Never fear shadows. They simply mean there is some light near by.

Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional.

Shoot for the moon, because even if you miss you will end up in the stars.

My name is Emily, I live in Northern California, and I'm 14. I love reading Harry Potter, and my favorite pairing is Hermione/Draco. You can email me if youwant to talk about sexy things listed belowat the above listed email address(please put something about ff.net in the title because i wont open it otherwise...), or if you want to talk to me i have AIM(my screenname is fallenRain27). I also have a Deviantart.com account so you can send me a note (again, my sn is fallenRain27, www.fallenrain27.deviantart.com)

I LOVE:

-Dominic Monaghan(he's so sexy i actuallytook the time to learnhow to spell his last name...)
-the TV show Lost(again, Dom Mon is a sexy sexy man)
-Johnny Depp(how sexy can you get?)
-Elijah Wood(mmmmmm eye candy, although still never as sexy as my Dom ;-P )
-baking
-fanfiction
-blue and green
-my 17 year old, smelly, blind, and deaf dog toffey who died on sunday, april 4th, 2004. rest in peace.
-my SPOILED and very fat african grey parrot Ozzie(never heard of an overweight bird? now you have...)
-my Dwarf hamster Pickle(he's so tiny!)
-my 2 sexually challenged cocatiels, Kiki and Buddy(the eggs are NEVER fertile!)
-belly dancing
-my friends
-harry potter
-reading

I HATE:

The Hilariously Funny Quotes Compiled by ME! (that means read them!)

"Other than the fact that everything is copied, it seems very original"

"I'm not cheating, I'm just taking advantage of your stupidity"

"Insanity- to do something over and over again hoping for different
results" ~Albert Einstein

"Wow, if i was that ugly at sixteen i'd kick my own ass"

"Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away, he hates
that."

"When shit hits the fan, its a good idea to keep your mouth shut."

"What do we want to be prefects for?" said George, looking revolted at
the very idea. "It'd take all the fun out of life." - Harry Potter

"When life gives you lemons, throw 'em at people"

"Happiness is like peeing your pants...everyone can see it, but only you
can feel the warmth inside."

"Only two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity. And I'm
not so sure about the universe" -Albert Einstein

"before you criticize a person, walk a mile in their shoes. Then, when
you criticize them, you're a mile away from them, and you have their shoes!"

"you can pick your friends. you can pick your nose, but you can't pick
your friends nose"

"where can your friend sit that you wll never be able to sit yourself?
your lap!"

"Behind every good man there is a good woman, and behind that another man
looking at her ass"

Suburbia - where they cut down trees and name streets after them

"There's nothing wrong with being a loser, it just depends on how good
you are at it."

"Don't criticize my mess unless you'd like to become part of it."

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder

A friend is someone who is there for you when he'd rather be somewhere
else

"I'm gonna live forever, or die trying."

a friend is someone who bails you out of jail when you do something
extremely stupid. a best friend is someone who is sitting next to you
saying "that was so awesome!"

A repair shop sign:
WE CAN REPAIR ANYTHING. (PLEASE KNOCK HARD ON THE DOOR - THE BELL DOESN'T
WORK)

If at first you don't succeed, cheat, repeat until caught, and then lie.

Most good judgement comes from experience.
Most experience comes from bad judgement.

funny thing, the word politics. poly, meaning many, and tics, little bloodsucking creatures.

Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you. HOWEVER...the
roses are dead, the violets are wilting, the sugar bowl is empty and so
is your head.

WHEN LIFE HANDS YOU A LEMON, BUST OUT THE TEQUILLA AND SALT

"Beer: getting ugly people laid since 1700"

"Don't get your knickers in a knot. Nothing is solved and it makes you
walk funny."

One day your prince will come, mine just took a wrong turn got lost and
is too stubborn to ask for directions.

Silence is Golden, but shouting is fun

"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its
limits."

"If you cant dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull"

"Life is like a roll of toilet paper, long and useful."

The difference between a bad golfer and a bad skydiver is this: A bad
golfer goes WHACK DAMN! A bad skydiver goes DAMN! WHACK"

"I love humanity. It's people I can't stand."