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since	: 09-24-03, id: 460572, Profile Updated: 09-27-08
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Author has written 40 stories for Super Smash Brothers, and Legend of Zelda.

I GOT AN IDEA!

So I was browsing through some stories (most of them sucked, others were eh, few were good) and I looked at the reviews. Some people point out what's wrong with the story, but the next chapter it usually seems the author never gets the message. Also some people complain how they never get any reviews at all. So I propose this idea in an attempt to not only get the message across, but also boost review count:

Everybody post the same exact review as the person before.

Simple. look at the latest review and post the exact same thing, no matter what it is. Say the latest review is "DIS STRY IS AWSUM! UPD8!!1111!!" If that's the case, than copy it, and paste it as your review. Say the review is an actual constructive criticism. Well then copy and paste that too, so the author will get the message. Now if it's a dirty flame, than you also must do that, because you have to realize this is also an act of lulziness.

Now you're probably wondering, "Why should I waste my time doing something so stupid?"

The answer: Because not only is it entertaining, but some of the younger writers just don't understand. And one person will say "Hey, you need to work on your grammar skills" and they usually sneer and think to themselves, "Bah, tis only one reader, who cares?" Usually it ends with a nasty little responce. But if everybody says the same exact thing, "Hey, you need to work on your grammar skills," than maybe, just maybe the little brat will get the point. If not, he/she'll usually go off crying and won't write anymore, which means one less brat spamming the site with their ridiculous tripe.

Also here's another thing to consider: Some authors hold their story ransom, which I look down upon them very, very much. But alas, they do it anyways. And some authors always complain how they don't get enough reviews. So not only will this slap good info in their head, but it will also boost their review count so they will have nothing to complain about.

So it goes something like this:

Review #1: This story is awesome, but you need to work on your punctuation.

Review #2: This story is awesome, but you need to work on your punctuation.

Review #3: This story is awesome, but you need to work on your punctuation.

Review #4: AWSUM STRY UPDAT SOON B/C THIS IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AWSUM!1!!1!!1111!!

Now comes the dilemma: Jackass number four here decided he was too good to go along with everybody else. So what do we do here? Simple:"

Review #5: AWSUM STRY UPDAT SOON B/C THIS IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AWSUM!1!!1!!1111!!

Review #6: AWSUM STRY UPDAT SOON B/C THIS IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AWSUM!1!!1!!1111!!

Review #7: AWSUM STRY UPDAT SOON B/C THIS IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AWSUM!1!!1!!1111!!

So on, and so forth. So by doing this, we're doing three things at once:

1. We're sending a message to the review whore author

2. We're boosting review counts

and 3. We're creating epic lulz.

So...

If you think we should post the same exact review as before just for epic lulz, copy and paste this into your profile

Now remember, this idea will be dismissed if nobody does it. We all have to chip in.

OH MY GOD!! I NEVER THOUGHT TI WOULD HAPPEN, BUT I GOT A PM FROM SOMEONE (not telling, for they're just too stupid) WHO POINTED OUT THE FACT THAT THE MAJORITY OF MY PROFILE IS DEDICATED TO SSBM! I NEVER REALLY KNEW THAT! GASP! Dipshit...

Hello, you have succesfully downloaded a virus from the ancient xesury people. Since the ancient xesury people dont know anything about computers, the virus is based on a bond of trust, please proceed in deleting all of your files. Thank you for your cooperation.

Alrighty how do i start this? Aww yes, i would like to start by saying I am known as KILL THE EMPIRE! And I will not give any information about myself because that's a way to bring in stalkers coughCrystalicioscough...Yeah...

NOTE: IF YOU HAVE ME ON YOUR FAVORITES LIST AND YOU HAVE YOUR AIM POSTED ON YOUR PROFILE, I WILL IM YOU! AND THAT IS A PROMISE! JUST ASK BABYGURL278! Oh that also goes for my forums...Black Light Princess, that goes for you too

9/25/08

- MARIO'S A COMMUNIST!

ANNOUNCEMENTS

- Came up with an awesome idea, if I may say so myself. Idea's at the very top of the profile.

And that is all for the announcements

QUOTE OF THE UPDATE!

"Am I allowed to crown you: "King of Awesomeness and Heart"?! Seriously..." - Babykoalaprincess. (I SO love this girl...)

COPY AND PASTRIES!

If you think copy and paste messages in your profiles are stupid, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish to join the KILL THE EMPIRE cult and be uber cool, copy this into your profile with the message "I am in the KILL THE EMPIRE cult"

If you don't give a crap about parings, DO NOT COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE.

If you care about parings, then sucks to be you!

If you ever fell up the stairs, then you are more retarded then Geore Clooney.

If you ever took a gun and shot your best friend by mistake, then get away from me Dick!

If you're bored, and wish to subject others into wasting about 5 seconds of their lives, copy and paste this into your profile.

Continue the Pairing Wars, because war is funny!

By copying and pasting this in your profile, you vow to disrespect other pairings and the people that like them.

You shalt not insult them, but shun them, and explain why they can't be together, or say that they would rather be with someone else.

You shalt have your opinions and shalt abuse the freedom of free speech. You shalt flame those who write gay parings.

You shalt keep an open mind about stories, but if thee story has a pairing you hate, it's thy own damn problem, and your problem alone.

You shalt flame those who do not deserve it.

You shalt paste this in your profile, and not question the lisp of the accent that is being poorly ridiculed.

If you kill people because it's fun, as much as I think you're sick, I encourage individuals to do what ever it takes to have fun and live life to the full extent of the ones you have taken. And copy this into your profile to amuse me. AMUSE ME I SAY!

If you love Yoshi Kart and support it, then copy and paste this into your profile.

If you don't want Sonic the Hedgehog in Super Smash Brothers Brawl, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix Rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you think that those kids should just give up and let Lucky have his stupid cereal back, copy this into your profile.

99 percent of people copy and paste stupid statements into their profile talking about how they aren't like 99 percent of people. If you're one of the 1 percent that doesn't copy and paste stupid statements into your profile then copy and paste this statement in your profile.

98 percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot, if you are one of the 2 percent that haven't, then start trying dammit!

VIDEOS!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yNDZYtfBQPY Me vs TGM. You get to hear the epic JIMBOOOO call on this one. I know I sound like a dork, but I have pride!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r8EZxjBVatg Me vs TGM again, except this is just his Young Link. But It's still an awsome victory, so enjoy!

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7645752545687633899&q=houston+vs+magnolia&hl=en TEAM HOUSTON VS TEAM MAGNOLIA CREW BATTLE! OUR TEAM HOUSTON VS THEIR TEAM MAGNOLIA! A crew battle is when you get a team of a few people and do multiple 1v1s. WE had 4 and they had 4. Our first guy lsot to their first guy. Their first guy was down to 3 stocks, so he starts the next match off with three stocks, and etc. If you wanna know who wins, go and watch the vid! IT's dramatic and very close at the end.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_6uLgjtmK0 This is horrible, horrible, horrible rape. I think I went a little hard on him...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4GBqxy_QhgScavenger vs The Cape. People think Cape is the best Mario, well Scavenger is, and this should prove it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jI1oLzKTs0&search=ssbm20marioBROWN MARIO IS THE BEST MARIO EVA! Brown Mario vs Masashi. Too bad Brown Mario's retired.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tBWqB7X2f-U&search=Ken20ssbmFor the Marth fans, this guy is named Ken. KEN IS THE GREATEST GUY AT SSBM IN THE WORLD! IT IS A PROVEN FACT BY MANY TOURNAMENTS! AND IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME, I AM POSTING MANY KEN VIDEOS! Oh BTW for the fox fans, this is Masashi. Masashi is a really good fox. WATCH KEN 3 STOCK MASASHI ON FINAL D!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upu3_19mvfM&search=Ken20ssbmKorious is a pretty good Marth. One of the best, but Ken is the best, watch Ken defeat one of the best Marths!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-rI1I47olU&search=Ken20ssbmNeo is THE best Roy in the world. Now what happens when we put Marth against Roy? Best against best? Well since Roy really sucks, Ken 3 stocks the guy. This is proof that MArth is better then Roy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oH29y2rBMok&search=isaiIsai is prolly the second best, but he retired. He was an awesome captain Falcon, he was real good. This is Mikael. This is the best peach in the world. Now Isai has this thing where he accedently jumps off. Watch the vid and you'll see.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NMrgv8xQCqE&search=isaithis is Isai fighting Husband. A basic Falcon kill Marth vid. yeah, Isaia's good.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HH1b4zCXdwg&search=Germ20ssbmThis is team DBR. These guy's are REALLY good. This match is Germ; the best link in the world, vs Zelgadis; one of the best fox out there. And with a bonus it has that little Matrix Revolution Neo vs agent Smith song too.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fs9T2jPn1nU&search=ssbmHeh this is baby Ken. This is prolly Ken when he was seven. Okay he isn't kid, he is Danny but still, he is seven years old and is already better then half thre people who play smash.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7645752545687633899&q=houston+crew+battle&hl=en TEAM HOUSTON VS TEAM MAGNOLIA CREW BATTLE! SO F-IN CLOSE! CHECK OUT SIDE EFFECT (and don't blink on his first KO)

COMBO VIDEOS!

Every single combo video that's out there is in this link: http://www.smashboards.com/showthread.php?t=84888

COMEDY VIDEOS!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M4_aWl5E7_Q&search=ShineanigansShineanigans...Poor Fox...Very funny use of action replay.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANN5LKvVEO4&search=ssbmUnstable. A funny AR video.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=2059870170233165074&q=ssbbThe words to the SSBB theme song has been translated into a COMBO VIDEO! YES!

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1841145662628148119Ender underthe sea. Thisis what happens when you give fox an umbrella.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8753220005061786289The sandbag combo. This is a video of Sandbag kicking captain falcons ass.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6236607966779700326Artificial stupidity. People, this is why i say computers suck. BECAUSE THEY'RE SO DAMN STUPID!

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2000394506184228834Charged Blast Myopic. This is Oro's reason why he's the best. (Psst, he's not, Ken is)

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=1010847942862748427I'm better then PMAC! The reason why this guy is better then PMAC.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1409501978882680784Enderlog. This is enderlog, he is better then the average log. This has nothing to do with SSBM.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kolSpwEbB8M&search=ssbmThis is the inf reflector. It's kind of funny.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8453104737470643634 I don't know what about this is so funny, but it gets me cracking up every time.

HOW TO VIDEOS!

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4689094652754288153Linkology with proffesor GERM.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2992623791311803815Simna ibn sind's guide to PK thunder volume 1. You can learn quite a few things about PK thunder here.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=978733588260786857Simna ibn sind's guide to PK thunder volume 2. More PK thunderness.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4499186083650266411Avalanche. This is the reason Ice climbers are one of the higher tiers. The ice climbers have the best chain grabs in the game.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-2732539557053232656Double Vision. This is a De-synch guide. Another reason why Ice Climbers are good.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4899483220279468322Cool Fox Tricks. As the title says. But for some reason no waveshine...Owell...

MISC VIDEOS!

http://media.putfile.com/SSB-N64-current-World-RecordThe original SSB very hard mode without getting hit once. They say you can unlock Master Hand if you go through Very hard mode without getting hit once. Now where's my damn Master Hand?

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7290195511501700726Adventure mode very hard. This guy doesn't get hit AT ALL. Very hard mode. Use of AR. This is the reason Fox is Top Tier. A fox player can do all that stuff WITHOUT the AR. It all can be done. The only thing holding fox back is human error.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=L1nGBIGKnuU&feature=Favorites&page=1&t=t&f=bthe wrath of Giga Bowser. The story of how Bowser snapped, and the smasher's hourney to stop him from his madness.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-8951480404621871932Perfect control. Use of AR. Even the fastest player is limited by the speed of his fingers, or his mind's ability to control them...But what if someone could act and react instantaneasly...And thereby have total mastery of this game?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9sa8133NBI Perfect control 2. Use fo AR. Even the fastest player is limited by the speed of his fingers and his minds ability to control them...But when speed is not a factor...When theory become reality...the game can be pushed to its limits.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V7Y80D-UPCw This man is amazing. God I wish I could do this.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=4845823646845963234RagnARock. An AR Vid.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-7890712705841706572ARmageddon. Another AR vid.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-825563636269271736Enter the Falcon! Now this is how you get Captain Falcon to move.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-1307215956570926912Under the sea. This is a vid of Luigi crossing under all stages and surviving.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3381168005320083756All characters taunting. All 25 characters in Onet taunting at the same time.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=485554561032213980Wavedash Across the world. PMAC wavedashes across all the stages with Luigi.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=7530411234222764702SSBM tricks and glitches V2. I dunno if there's a V1.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0BVoEMiWtk&search=ssbbIt's the trailer for Super Smash Bros. Brawl! Check it out! PIT FOR TOP TIER!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vo-mEHrMmqU The second trailer to Super Smash Bros. Brawl, AND THEY UNLEASHED THE NEW CHARACTER: FAG MCLOUD!

Me and Oni would like to thank everybody who took their time to read and review my stories. THANK YOU EVERYBODY!

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1. Let the Lions Fight the Lions » reviews
When a violent war breaks out, the world calls for the aid of the most violent criminals sentenced to death and incarcerated in the most violent penententiaries in exchange for exoneration. But the ones who sent the prisoners to fight have other plans...
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,738 - Reviews: 72 - Updated: 9-24-08 - Published: 6-18-08

2. Link the Homicidal Maniac » reviews
Somebody is going around the overused mansion and killing everybody, and it's up to Doctor Mario, Ike, Captain Falcon, Zelda, Wolf, and a strange figure named Chad to find this killer and put them to justice! GO LITTLE FREEDOM FIGHTERS GO!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,717 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 6-30-08 - Published: 4-24-08

3. A Night At the Mental Institution reviews
Fox has been sent to St. Bruno's Mental Correction Institution because of a "joke" a bunch of cops wanted to pull. Now he must escape before the insanity gets to him. Will he survive? Or will the inmates get to him? One thing's for sure, Chaos gets shot
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,243 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6-27-08 - Complete

4. The Most Original Idea Created By Me and Me Only reviews
Behold! I've created the most original idea EVER! And I even have it patented! Man I'm so awesome...Mario, Kirby, Zelda, and Peach are trapped in an endless, digressed story created by an author who's obviously on crack. Rated K for the new, improved KTE
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,369 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 4-7-08 - Complete

5. Do's and Taboo's for SSB Humor reviews
A guide for the new author who wish to write for the SSB section. If you were flamed and you feel it was unjustified, this guide is also for you. Unfortunately, we do not give out refunds...I'm sorry...I hope you still love me...Writing humor for dummies!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,471 - Reviews: 49 - Published: 1-30-08 - Complete

6. The Smash Bible » reviews
I warn you right now, if you are religious DO. NOT. READ. THIS. STORY! The Christian Bible in Smash form, what more could you want? Or worse, how ludicrous can it get?
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 12-9-07 - Published: 12-2-07

7. The Hunt for Smokey the Bear reviews
........................................................No comment.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,069 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-19-07 - Complete

8. The Newcomers » reviews
There are new smashers on the block and everyone is getting excited to meet new friends
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,705 - Reviews: 60 - Updated: 8-3-07 - Published: 5-11-06 - Complete

9. The Black Room » reviews
As of now, canceled! I have lost all respect for the SSB section.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,239 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 7-18-07 - Published: 1-16-07

10. Link's Crazy Adventures Volume II reviews
Why isn't Link in a Mental Hospital? For God's sake Crazy Hand swears vendetta Marth and Roy go to prison Doctor Mario's useless Snake's in a box doing God knows what and Metaknight won't stop cussing! Why hasn't he gone crazy yet? Wait...He has...
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,031 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-4-07

11. In The Dusts Of War II » reviews
As of now, canceled! I have lost all respect for the SSB section.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,627 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 6-16-07 - Published: 11-7-06

12. Curse the Evil Metaphors, Analysis, and Similes! reviews
I present to you, the biggest piece of garbage I have ever created! Ideas like these usually go to the scrap pile, but I wanted to show some people what happens when things that should be in the scrap pile don't go to the scrap pile! All i can say is enjo
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,578 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 5-8-07 - Complete

13. 47 Smashers, 47 Adventures, 47 Pains » reviews
This shall be a series of short stories starring all characters. Let the chaos begin...Not ensue...Yeah, I'm a rebel...It has returned!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,884 - Reviews: 126 - Updated: 5-3-07 - Published: 5-22-06

14. The Easter Story reviews
Yes, I have written an Easter story, YAY! Marth goes on a quest to find Samus the proper gift for Easter. Will he succeed? OR will teh darkness within him consume him? Rated M for blood, gore, and adult content like nudity, violence, and language.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 4-9-07 - Complete

15. Beware The Evils of Myspace reviews
Roy has gotten addicted to the evil Myspace, and will have to make a decision that will cahnge the fate of his friends, his home, his life, and worst of all, his dignity, Will Roy survive the drama soon to come? Or will it tear him apart?
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,212 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 3-12-07 - Complete

16. Why I Should Never Make OCs reviews
I HAVE DONE IT! I HAVE FINALLY MADE THE OC THAT WILL OWN YOU ALL! You are reading this correctly, I have made an OC, and it rocks! It's strong, smart, very good looking, and basicall y everything a girl AND GUY wants!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,905 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 2-20-07 - Complete

17. Why I Should Never Write Horror Stories reviews
You think me writing romance is bad enough, wait until you check out why I should never write horror stories. This is the reason why I should never write horror stories. Please R&R.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,135 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 12-29-06

18. That's A Goood Feeling reviews
One of the wierdest, most sarcastic stories you may read. If you are having a bad day, or some unlucky things ever happened to you, this may cheer you up. Rated K to be on the safe side.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,655 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-22-06 - Complete

19. Why I Should Never Write Romance Stories reviews
This is the reason why I shouldn't write romance. Mewtwo X Nana pairings because that adds on to the reason. Rated PGK for slight language and violence. Please R&R!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,208 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 10-30-06 - Complete

20. I'm SO Gonna Get Flamed for this » reviews
This is just three chapters of bashing Link romance. The third chapter is whom I think Link shold be with. If you are deep into Link romance and hate to see it get bashed, then please do not read it.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,618 - Reviews: 95 - Updated: 7-30-06 - Published: 6-17-06 - Malon - Complete

21. He had it coming reviews
When Link robs Malon of her innocence, Malon can not help but feel depressed and emotional. The summary isn't good, just read it. Please R&R meaning review and read. Rated T for adult content and violence
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,884 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 7-17-06 - Malon & Link - Complete

22. Pride of the Tyrant » reviews
As of now, canceled! I have lost all respect for the SSB section.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,137 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 7-10-06 - Published: 7-8-06

23. In the Dusts of war » reviews
Four warriors are sent on a mission in the middle of a bloody war to defend one of the 2 liberated towns. Please R&R, rated T for graphical violence and excessive language. Please R&R. IT'S FINISHED! HUZZAH!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 11,088 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 6-26-06 - Published: 6-8-06 - Complete

24. Links Crazy Adventures » reviews
Scattered throughout the land of Gaia, the smashers lived humble lives until they were brought together by a boy named Link. How did he do it all? And more importent, how does he deal with the idiocy of Marth and Roy? The answer is only a few clicks away.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 56,706 - Reviews: 42 - Updated: 5-28-06 - Published: 6-20-05 - Complete

25. The Peach Play Murder reviews
Peach has been murdered and it's up to Link and Fox to find out who did it. Please read and review.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,370 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 5-21-06 - Complete

26. Sanctuary » reviews
In the times when you were persecuted if you were not of the catholic church, a boy is the son of one of those who were not catholic known as gypsies. Gypsies are strange creatures indeed but the boy still wandered what was it like in the outside world?
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,633 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 5-20-06 - Published: 5-13-06 - Complete

27. The Origin of Crazy Hand reviews
The most romantic story in the world. Master Hand tells the smashers about the origins of Crazy Hand.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 5-19-06 - Complete

28. The News reviews
Master Hand recieved the news about the Nintendo Revolution...It's not pretty...
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 655 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 4-29-06 - Complete

29. What happens when i type while sleeping reviews
This is what happens when i attempt drama while sleeping...thank God my body was still active. I'm so gonna get flamed...Please R&R....Malon bashing
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,034 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 4-29-06 - Link & Zelda - Complete

30. Trapped with a Knife » reviews
Young Link found himself falling down a pipe into an underground cave where he shall experience horrors beyond his worse nightmare with nothing but a knife. Rated M for graphical content. Seriosuly this is an utterly sick and gory story. R&R! TIS FINISHED
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,166 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 4-24-06 - Published: 4-20-06 - Complete

31. The Unapreciated War » reviews
After reading enough fics on Mr. Game and Watch is tired of being unapreciated so he begans a revolution that will later be known as the Unapreciated War.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,107 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 4-16-06 - Published: 4-13-06 - Complete

32. Game and Watch Fever reviews
What happens when 2D Mr. Game and Watch find himself in the 3D world? The answer is just a click away. Please R&R!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,297 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-19-06 - Complete

33. Ghost Writer reviews
Mario Has been possessed by a ghost who wishes to tell him about a suicide that was really murder. Please R&R. Warning: Very weird and strange story, seriously.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,470 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-15-06 - Complete

34. Tainted Blood » reviews
A killer is among the smashers with a distinct taste for blood. What will Marth do once he finds out he's next? Rated T for graphical scenes and excessive language. It's finished, Huzzah!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,769 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 2-15-06 - Published: 2-9-06 - Complete

35. Tainted Mind » reviews
It started when someone was murdered. soon many more victims were killed. Soon Marth realized the terrible truth that he was the one killing them. rated T for bloody stuff. It's finished, Huzzah!
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,625 - Reviews: 56 - Updated: 1-27-06 - Published: 1-22-06 - Complete

36. Roy vs Event Mode reviews
Roy goes through his most dangerous adventure left after breaking something more valuable than a trophy. Final chapter in the Roy vs Saga. Please Read and Review and most of all enjoy.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,118 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 1-21-06 - Complete

37. Tainted Soul reviews
First horror....I know, i'm going completely off my genre...Anyways Marth is forced to stay at a mansion that is haunted by the tainted soul of an eight year old ghost. Rated T for very graphical stuff...yeah, please R&R
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,079 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 1-20-06

38. Gift from mother reviews
Marth and Roy join the smash tournament with dark secrets of thier past about their parents. Rated T vore violence and language. This is my first drama so please go easy when you review. R&R please.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,485 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-15-06 - Complete

39. Roy vs Adventure Mode reviews
This is a direct sequal to Roy vs Classic Mode. Roy breaks Master Hand's shiniest trophy, which was the Giga Bowser trophy. Now Roy has to get it back. What Horrors will he face when going on an adventure far more barbaric than Classic mode can be?
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,000 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 6-16-05 - Complete

40. Roy vs Classic Mode reviews
Roy has broken Master Hand's favorite trophy and sent to go through the classic mode of SSBM. What horrors will Roy face there?
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,040 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 6-15-05 - Complete

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