Elizabeth Culmer
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since: 09-25-03, id: 461224, Profile Updated: 02-23-13
Author has written 104 stories for Harry Potter, Ranma, Labyrinth, Gormenghast, Naruto, Buffy X-overs, Death Note, Angel Sanctuary, Saiyuki, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, Enchanted Forest, Diana Wynne Jones, Chronicles of Narnia, Star Trek: 2009, Dark is Rising Sequence, Inception, Black Jewels Trilogy, Girl with the Silver Eyes, Seaward, Susan Cooper, Homestuck, Stargate: SG-1, and Indiana Jones.

Who I Am: I am a 30-year-old woman living in the northeastern United States, and I work in a magazine & tobacco shop. I have brown hair, brown eyes, glasses, a tendency to flush heavily for no apparent reason, a slightly off-kilter sense of humor, shaky time-management skills, eight bookcases, a very long to-read list, and a weakness for houseplants and Coca-Cola. I am a committed Unitarian Universalist and frequently teach religious education in my local congregation. I am also a habitual procrastinator, a thwarted musician, and a grammar nut. In light of that last characteristic, if you find grammar, spelling, or punctuation errors in my stories, please tell me so I can fix them!

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What I Read And Write: Harry Potter was my first fandom, and I never quite seem to escape its gravitational pull. My next most prolific fandom is Naruto, followed by the Chronicles of Narnia, Angel Sanctuary, and Homestuck. I have dabbled in other fandoms, but rarely for very long. However, I continue to read fanfiction for almost every fandom I've written for, as well as dozens of others for which I am simply an appreciative lurker. I often think fanfiction has eaten my life.

I read many different pairings in most fandoms, though I like some better than others. I don't believe in OTPs, because I think the idea that a person can only truly love one other person in the entire world is sad, scary, stupid, and demonstrably false. I don't have preferences as to het, slash, or femslash pairings -- those would be het, yaoi, and yuri for those with anime fandom backgrounds -- and I seem to have fallen into writing threesomes as well. In an ideal world, none of those things would be issues, but everything anyone writes will offend somebody so I feel I should provide fair warning.

I use original characters for three reasons: 1) canon characters often won't fit into the niches I need to fill; 2) I enjoy having greater control over certain parts of my stories; and 3) I'm used to writing original fiction. I try my hardest not to twist canon around any OCs; they exist to serve the stories, not to make the stories serve them. However, as many people are wary of OCs, I feel I should provide warning about that as well.

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Where I Post: My livejournal (http://edenfalling.livejournal.com/) contains various original stories and a lot of fanfiction, all of which can be found via my handy-dandy master fic list (http://edenfalling.livejournal.com/367150.html). I crosspost some of the fanfiction here, but most of the shorter oneshots (and all of my FF7 collaborative AU stuff) will never appear anywhere else, until and unless I get my own website. I also post on AO3 (http://archiveofourown.org/users/edenfalling).

I have a few Harry Potter stories at FictionAlley (http://www.fictionalley.org/authors/elizabeth_culmer/) that I haven't cross-posted here. Some of my stories are also hosted on other archives, but all the published fanfiction I've written can be found here, on AO3, on FA, or on my livejournal.

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Archive Policy, as of 10/16/11:

My old policy was to freely allow archiving, on the sole condition that the archiver informed me what was going on with my stories. This is no longer the case.

In light of a recent issue in Narnia fandom, where a blogger going by Narnian Caparison has been posting other people's stories in pdf files without asking the writers' permission or even notifying us after the fact, has been editing said stories without asking permission (stripping italics, removing all contextual information, and maybe other changes as well; she feels free to edit for "clarity," which is a horribly fuzzy area), and is refusing to practice basic courtesy and apologize, let alone take the pdfs down when asked, I am changing my archiving policy.

Henceforth, ASK ME FIRST. I will almost certainly say yes, but I like to know where my stories are, and have some assurance that the people running the archives will listen to writers' concerns instead of ignoring our requests and arguing against threats we have not made. Sorry for any inconvenience.

Note: To clarify, this does not apply to links. (Links are fine! Links are wonderful! Links are ridiculously flattering!) What I object to is people reposting the actual content of my stories on other sites without my permission.

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Fanart: Stuff various wonderful people have drawn for my stories! (Plus two of my own doodles.)

from "The Way of the Apartment Manager" and "The Guardian in Spite of Herself"
--mug shot of Ayakawa Yukiko, by me (http://elizabethculmer.deviantart.com/art/Ayakawa-Yukiko-144377656)
--mug shot of Tonoike Naga, by me (http://elizabethculmer.deviantart.com/art/Tonoike-Naga-144376961)

--Yukiko as a chuunin, by gabriel_chaos (http://gabriel_chaos.livejournal.com/86523.html)
--Naga as a chuunin, by gabriel_chaos (http://gabriel_chaos.livejournal.com/89378.html)
--Uchiha Tsukime, from "The Guardian in Spite of Herself," by gabriel_chaos (http://gabriel_chaos.livejournal.com/96915.html)
--Fuuma Seichi, from "The Guardian in Spite of Herself," by gabriel_chaos (http://gabriel_chaos.livejournal.com/98413.html)

--Naga with kimono, before the celebratory dinner in "Apartment Manager," by iponly (http://img6.imageshack.us/my.php?image=naga8hb.jpg)
ETA 3/6/11 - I am told that this link may download viruses onto your computer. I can't reproduce the problem, but it seems polite to provide warning.

--Yukiko, Iruka, and Naga, by toki_usagi (http://toki-usagi.livejournal.com/140563.html)

--Naga and Nagoyaka Kafunnokaze, by kazeko (http://edenfalling.livejournal.com/312708.html?thread=1072260#t1072260)

--Yukiko and Naruto, by ellenlome (http://ellenlome.deviantart.com/art/WotAM-Yukiko-and-Naruto-WIP-74493153)
--Naga as a chuunin, by ellenlome (http://ellenlome.deviantart.com/art/WotAM-Tonoike-Naga-74407738)

loosely related crack
--Uchiha Crystal Power, Make-up! i.e., Tsukime cosplaying as her namesake, by gabriel_chaos (http://gabriel_chaos.livejournal.com/98880.html)
--Moon Scroll no Jutsu, Activate! i.e., Tsukime summons a unicorn, by gabriel_chaos (http://edenfalling.livejournal.com/197709.html?thread=579405#t579405)
--Sasuke the magical ninja, from "Lemonade," by gabriel_chaos (http://edenfalling.livejournal.com/197709.html?thread=579661#t579661)

from "Secrets"
--Sir Vladislav, by iponly (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v155/dragonet/Giftart-Edenfalling-SirVladislav.jpg)

from "Fixation, and Other Stories"
--the princess and the dragon, from 'Fairy Tales' in chapter VI: Something Completely Different, by iponly (http://community.livejournal.com/thirtyforthree/41510.html?thread=354598#t354598)

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What I'm Writing Now (2/23/13):

Harry Potter Fanfiction
"Secrets" -- ch. 15 rough draft is 8,100 words; epilogue is outlined
"Strange Likenesses" -- ch. 8 rough draft is 0 words
"New Horizons" -- post-epilogue Ginny/Harry/Draco for Asuka Kureru; LJ only until completed; ch. 3 rough draft is 500 words; ch. 4 is outlined

Naruto Fanfiction
xxx"The Guardian in Spite of Herself" -- ch. 16 rough draft is 100 words
xxx"Friends and Neighbors" -- sidestory for "The Way of the Apartment Manager;" beta draft is UP ON LJ!

Angel Sanctuary Fanfiction
"Debts" -- Alexiel's cycle of incarnations; ch. 2 rough draft is 500 words; historical research makes this very slow to write
"The Transient and the Eternal" -- Kira/Setsuna/Sara for thirtyforthree; 23 of 30 written; 5 partial; 2 outlined; 23 posted on LJ
"Ephemera" -- Belial in heaven, before the Fall; ch. 2 rough draft is 2,350 words; ch. 3 outlined

Narnia Fanfiction
"The Courting Dance" -- ch. 8 rough draft is 700 words
xxx"The Corners of the World" -- what Jadis did between MN and LWW; rough draft is 6,000 words

Homestuck Fanfiction
"Trollstuck" -- wherein the beta!kids are and always were trolls on Alternia; ch. 6 is up on AO3; ch. 7 is in process on LJ
xxxuntitled Jade/Dave/Terezi crossdressing porn -- don't ask; seriously, don't ask; rough draft is 8,650 words
"Frog Hunt" -- Jade and Dave on LOFAF; rough draft is 650 words
"Kiss and Run Away" -- Nepeta and Terezi in dreambubbles; rough draft is 1,200 words
"Aspects of Immortality" -- Aradia and Dave, urban fantasy AU; rough draft is 3,650 words

Other Fanfiction
"Five Things That Never Happened to Rex and Ana Lewis, and One That Still Might" -- GI Joe: The Rise of Cobra; rough draft is 8,250 words
"Weregild" -- Inception/Anita Blake; on AO3 (http://archiveofourown.org/works/219330) only; ch. 3 rough draft is 6,600 words
"The Body Politic" -- Riddle-Master; Astrin Ymris formally chooses his land-heir; rough draft is 3,025 words
"Intervention" -- Star Trek: AOS; a Red Cross ship responds to a colony plague, but that's only the start of their troubles; rough draft is 13,500 words
"The Light in Your Eyes" -- Star Trek: AOS; Spock, Uhura, Kirk; grief management, philosophy, culture clashes, and sushi; rough draft is 9,000 words
"Lemonade" -- BtVS/Gundam Wing/Naruto crossover; ch. 19 rough draft is 950 words
"Here There Be" -- Inception; Ariadne in college; rough draft is 2,550 words
"A Question of Familiarity" -- Enchanted Forest Chronicles; Morwen gets her familiars, with 'help' from Telemain; rough draft is 2,325 words

Exchanges and Ficathons
Ourobouros Mix -- untitled fic, due 3/15/13

The xxx symbol marks the stories whose wordcounts have changed most recently. I promise that if I've started publicly posting a story, I will finish it... but it may take a very long time.

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Reviews: If you have a question about any of my stories, please log in and leave a signed review, or at least leave your email address. If you're anonymous I can't give you an answer, but I do my best to respond to all reviews that have some form of contact information. So remember to log in. ETA: Enable private messages as well, because review responses now go through the PM system!


1. Lemonade » reviews
An unfortunate accident with a demonic portal dumps Faith Lehane, Duo Maxwell, and Uchiha Sasuke into a hell dimension. Knowing these three, things can only get worse from there. Crossover: BtVS, Gundam Wing, and Naruto. WIP
Buffy X-overs - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,896 - Reviews: 302 - Updated: 3-25-13 - Published: 10-3-05
2. Apartment Manager sidestories » reviews
Various short fics set in the world of 'The Way of the Apartment Manager' and 'The Guardian in Spite of Herself,' which don't fit into either novel.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,934 - Reviews: 84 - Updated: 2-28-13 - Published: 6-17-08 - Naruto U. - Complete
3. Dreams From My Mother
Wilhelmina Benedict never knew her mother. That didn't stop Adria from shaping her daughter's life.
Black Jewels Trilogy - Rated: M - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,445 - Published: 2-21-13 - Wilhelmina & Jaenelle - Complete
4. The Courting Dance » reviews
Aravis and Cor. Marriage is a bit more complicated than quarrelling and making it up again, especially for the crown prince of Archenland and an exiled Calormene Tarkheena. WIP
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,093 - Reviews: 113 - Updated: 11-16-12 - Published: 2-17-10 - Aravis & Shasta/Cor
5. Waking Persephone reviews
Jade and Dave take a break in their frog hunt, in the aftermath of the volcano and the coming of spring to LOFAF.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-23-12 - Jade H. & Dave S. - Complete
6. Walk on the Ocean reviews
Karkat wanders away from the chaotic post-game reunion/victory party to relax on the shore of Jade's island. Dave and Jade find him there. Karkat x Dave x Jade.
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,767 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-16-12 - Karkat V. & Jade H. - Complete
7. Queen Lucy, the Firebird, & Koschei the Deathless reviews
In which Queen Lucy of Narnia and Princess Elena of Vinyedvyeri go on a quest to defeat Koschei the Deathless, rescue Elena's brothers, and incidentally get Lucy back home after she was carried off by a magical bird. Written for rthstewart in the 2012 Narnia Fic Exchange.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,088 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 9-12-12 - Lucy Pevensie - Complete
8. Iconography reviews
A world-building meditation on the theme of apples.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 656 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 9-12-12 - Complete
9. Instant Corpse Party, Party Not Included reviews
What do you do with your own cadaver? Not to mention the bodies of your friends and guardians? A story of the first days traveling the yellow yard.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,116 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-11-12 - John E. & Jade H. - Complete
10. Ring the Changes reviews
Rose and Roxy connect via a shared literary interest.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 7-7-12 - Rose L. & Roxy L. - Complete
11. Problems and Solutions reviews
How the Goa'uld Therem came to infiltrate Stargate Command and make an attempt to commandeer the Gate, as told by Susan Pevensie to SG-1 with necessary omissions . Written for RemixRedux 10.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,547 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 5-19-12 - Susan Pevensie - Complete
12. To Every Thing There Is a Season » reviews
Ilgamuth Tarkaan was fourteen when he first rode to war. He was likewise fourteen when he pledged his life and his name to Prince Rabadash, a decision that would shape the rest of his life. Prequel to "Out of Season."
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,547 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-28-12 - Rabadash - Complete
13. Two Moirails Make the Best of a Stolen Afternoon reviews
Karkat and Gamzee cuddle on the meteor roadtrip to nowhere.
Homestuck - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,845 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 4-13-12 - Karkat V. & Gamzee M. - Complete
14. Summer Camp and Politics » reviews
Three interconnected stories set in an AU where the elemental countries are modern nation-states locked into an uneasy regional standoff. Sakura, Naruto, Sasuke, Hinata, and others meet at summer camp as children and later fight to improve their world.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,468 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 4-12-12 - Sakura H. & Naruto U. - Complete
15. The Guardian in Spite of Herself » reviews
The reward for a job well done is a bigger job. In this case, Ayakawa Yukiko's new job is a lot more complicated than anyone expected. The Uchiha massacre and its aftermath, in the world of 'The Way of the Apartment Manager.' WIP
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 72,390 - Reviews: 560 - Updated: 3-3-12 - Published: 12-1-05 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U.
16. Hollywood Shenanigans reviews
Jane Crocker attends an entertainment industry party in honor of her poppop, escorted by, of all unlikely people, her friend Dirk's elusive older brother. Vaguely fluffy, mostly gen.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,011 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 2-28-12 - Jane C. & Dave S. - Complete
17. Dum vivimus, vivamus reviews
Caught between grief for her parents and longing for Westerly, Cally dreams of Snake. Mild Cally/Snake.
Seaward, Susan Cooper - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-31-12 - Cally & Snake - Complete
18. Wings to Fly reviews
Cally had the sea; West had a fight. When they returned from their journey, they switched. Prequel to 'And Both Shall Row'
Seaward, Susan Cooper - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,027 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 1-31-12 - Cally & Westerly - Complete
19. And Both Shall Row reviews
Cally and West meet again after several years.
Seaward, Susan Cooper - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-31-12 - Cally & Westerly - Complete
20. A Woman with Silver Eyes reviews
25 years after the Institute of Psychic Phenomena went public, Rolling Stone interviews Kate Welker, one of the Curtis Pharmaceuticals quartet and an activist for animal rights and the acceptance of the psychically gifted. "The Girl with the Silver Eyes"
Girl with the Silver Eyes - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,363 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-11-12 - Complete
21. As You Wish reviews
Will was the one who kept them all together. Bran was the one who thought to ask why he bothered. Mild Will/Bran.
Dark is Rising Sequence - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,400 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-4-12 - Complete
22. Healing reviews
Wilhelmina Benedict visits her sister after "Queen of the Darkness." Background Jaenelle/Daemon.
Black Jewels Trilogy - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-4-12 - Wilhelmina & Jaenelle - Complete
23. Dreamers of the Day reviews
How Gwen Levine got into dreamshare, kicked ass, took names, and found herself entangled with a forger going by the name of Eames, and how said forger found himself similarly caught. Girl!Arthur/Eames, as told in twenty-one prompt fills for be-themoon.
Inception - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,125 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-4-12 - Arthur & Eames - Complete
24. Legacies reviews
In which Naruto's grandkids add his name to the Memorial Stone.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 611 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 12-17-11 - Naruto U. - Complete
25. Out of Season » reviews
In the 14th year of Rishti Tisroc's reign, a demon in beaver's shape is captured and brought to Tashbaan. Shezan Tolkheera, high priestess of Achadith, is tasked with guarding the demon until its sacrifice at the Spring Festival. Complications ensue.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 29,210 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 11-5-11 - Published: 11-3-11 - Rabadash & Susan Pevensie - Complete
26. A Clean Getaway reviews
Harry and Hermione sneak out for some private couple time at Hogwarts. Companion fic to "A Little Sisterly Intervention," not compliant with HBP or DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,207 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 9-24-11 - Harry P. & Hermione G. - Complete
27. A Little Sisterly Intervention reviews
When Ron follows Harry and Hermione from Gryffindor Tower one night, the last thing he expects is to get ambushed by his little sister. Companion fic to "A Clean Getaway," not compliant with HBP or DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,028 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9-24-11 - Ron W. & Ginny W. - Complete
28. Any Sentry from His Post reviews
A week after the battle of Anvard, Shasta despairs of fitting in to his new life, until a chance meeting with King Edmund of Narnia opens his eyes to new perspectives.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,072 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 9-19-11 - Shasta/Cor & Edmund Pevensie - Complete
29. If You Have Any Questions After the Lecture reviews
Ariadne and Arthur, a little tag to the paradoxical architecture scene.
Inception - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-18-11 - Ariadne & Arthur - Complete
30. Postcards from Naxos reviews
In the months after the inception job, Ariadne slips from one life to another. Written for RemixRedux 9.
Inception - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,005 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-10-11 - Ariadne & Arthur - Complete
31. Strange Likenesses » reviews
What if the newly disembodied Voldemort had noticed his link to Harry? A dark AU. WIP
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,846 - Reviews: 196 - Updated: 4-5-11 - Published: 1-15-07 - Voldemort & Harry P.
32. To All Good Will reviews
Five letters exchanged between Susan and Edmund Pevensie in the week leading up to Christmas 1948.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 1-28-11 - Susan Pevensie & Edmund Pevensie - Complete
33. Served Cold reviews
Hexwood. Orm Pender bred Martellian's descendants into Servants for a thousand years. He was quite practiced by the end.
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,836 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-5-11 - Complete
34. Childish Things reviews
Hexwood. Three games Vierran played with Mordion over the years.
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,765 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-5-11 - Complete
35. What Isn't Broken, Can Still Be Fixed » reviews
Madara lied about the eye transplant's effects. Captured and brought back to Konoha, Sasuke must adjust to blindness and his unexpected survival. NaruSasu, written for RemixRedux 8.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 30,380 - Reviews: 70 - Updated: 12-5-10 - Published: 5-31-10 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U. - Complete
36. Endurance » reviews
Endurance - "The thing is," Susan tells Edmund once, "you have to live in the world you're given." Remembrance - Just as no one is told any story but her own, no one can live any life but her own.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,155 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 9-9-10 - Published: 4-16-09 - Susan Pevensie & Edmund Pevensie - Complete
37. Secrets » reviews
CoS according to Ginny: Nobody noticed anything wrong for an entire year. How did she slip so far from her family and friends? Angst and betrayal, but also mysteries, jokes, an enchanted suit of armor, and a guaranteed happy ending. WIP
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 155,141 - Reviews: 65 - Updated: 7-20-10 - Published: 9-26-03 - Ginny W. & Tom R. Jr.
38. The Beginning of Wisdom reviews
z"It is foolish to become attached to anything or anyone. We are all replaceable, even the gods. That is the foremost of Lilith's teachings."
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Family/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 5-18-10 - Jadis the White Witch - Complete
39. Babel reviews
Susan and Edmund talk about linguistics, post LWW. Meta thinly cloaked in dialogue.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,018 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 2-24-10 - Susan Pevensie & Edmund Pevensie - Complete
40. Out of Sight, Out of Mind reviews
They forgot England for fifteen years. Peter wants to know why.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 1-26-10 - Peter Pevensie & Aslan - Complete
41. Loving Bonds reviews
Any number of things could have broken a chain of descent between Arthur's reign and the final Rising, and thereby prevented a Pendragon from aiding the Light. Why, then, did Blodwen Rowlands allow Bran to remain with Owen Davies?
Dark is Rising Sequence - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,266 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-5-10 - Complete
42. Compatibility reviews
Team 8 in a quiet moment during the timeskip, with lots of speculation about the origin and nature of the Aburame clan's bond with their kikkai. Fluffy enough to rot your teeth.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 10-24-09 - Shino A. & Hinata H. - Complete
43. A Certain Point of View reviews
Barely one week into the school year, and things were already spiraling out of control. Snape and the Carrows, during DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 778 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 10-23-09 - Severus S. & Albus D. - Complete
44. Health Insurance reviews
Xander deals with one minor practical detail of setting up shop in Cleveland. Now he just has to talk Buffy around...
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-23-09 - Xander H. & Buffy S. - Complete
45. Little Sister reviews
Charn is gone; nostalgia is useless. Jadis has new worlds to conquer, if she can only find the way. Written for Femgenficathon V.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,836 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-17-09 - Jadis the White Witch & Lady of the Green Kirtle - Complete
46. Undertow reviews
Chouryuukei Tsukimaru thinks he is playing a game with a helpless girl as his toy. He is very, very wrong. AU Team 7 fic, semi-sequel to "Tides."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,315 - Reviews: 35 - Published: 9-29-09 - Sakura H. - Complete
47. Prayers to Broken Stone reviews
This is Charn, after Jadis and the children leave. This is the grave of a universe.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 9-21-09 - Jadis the White Witch & Digory Kirke - Complete
48. Form and Function reviews
Aslan is a lion, utterly and undeniably. Susan finds this hard to reconcile with an equally undeniable correspondence that Lucy points out.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 856 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-12-09 - Susan Pevensie & Edmund Pevensie - Complete
49. Liminality reviews
Lucy adjusts to her new position as a queen of Narnia while coping with the lingering aftermath of the battle and the reality of death.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,197 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-18-09 - Lucy Pevensie & Aslan - Complete
50. Cast a Long Shadow, We All Meet in the End reviews
Lily left empty places behind her. A story about family, loss, memory, and the passage of time, written for RemixRedux 7.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,362 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 7-30-09 - Petunia D. & Severus S. - Complete
51. By the Sword reviews
When Jadis and Cynara were twelve, they killed their older brother.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 6-10-09 - Jadis the White Witch - Complete
52. And in the Bottom of the Box reviews
Spock compares his timeline to its original. Thoroughly gen, depressingly philosophical.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 6-4-09 - Spock - Complete
53. Heart's Desire reviews
Jadis in the garden: separation from God is only a punishment if you believe in him.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-30-09 - Jadis the White Witch - Complete
54. Body Memory reviews
Setsuna never learned to use a sword.
Angel Sanctuary - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 731 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-27-09 - Setsuna M. & Sara M. - Complete
55. None Sing Hymns to Breath reviews
After Miraz's death and the Telmarines' surrender, Lucy finds herself at loose ends for a day. Introspective.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,057 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 3-6-09 - Lucy Pevensie & Aslan - Complete
56. Seasons of Cloud and Shadow, Like the Desert Remix » reviews
Many waters cannot quench love; neither can the floods drown it. Love is as strong as death. ShikamaruTemari, light lime, death. Written for RemixRedux 6.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,708 - Reviews: 37 - Updated: 1-13-09 - Published: 5-2-08 - Temari & Shikamaru N. - Complete
57. Cut Clean reviews
There weren't many labor slaves in Cardsburg, but Joris knew how the world worked. He just didn't think the knowledge would become personal. The Homeward Bounders.
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,863 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 1-11-09 - Complete
58. To Be of Use reviews
When Joris was seven his family sold him to the Sarkoy Agency, a reputable trading house affiliated with the Cardsburg municipal slave mart. He expected to become entertainment for the wealthy. He did not expect Konstam Khan. The Homeward Bounders
Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,873 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-1-09 - Complete
59. Ephemera reviews
Belial in heaven, before the Fall. WIP
Angel Sanctuary - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,699 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-2-08 - Belial
60. The Affairs of Dragons reviews
In which Morwen loses her house, meets a princess and a knight, does a favor for the king of the dragons, makes a new friend, and finds a new home. Written for Femgenficathon IV.
Enchanted Forest - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,830 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 10-3-08 - Complete
61. An Ounce of Prevention » reviews
During the timeskip, Sakura finds a very interesting diary among Tsunade's books and papers. Trouble ensues. Minor crossover with Harry Potter. COMPLETE
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 28,069 - Reviews: 464 - Updated: 7-7-08 - Published: 8-23-06 - Tom R. Jr. & Sakura H. - Complete
62. Every New Beginning reviews
Dokugakuji and Goku, after a possible end to the journey. A reflection on family, friends, choices, karma, and reasons to keep living.
Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,993 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 1-3-08 - Dokugakuji & Goku S. - Complete
63. Along the Way reviews
Idealism is hard to balance against the rest of life. Hermione, post DH, mostly gen. Written for Femgenficathon III.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,978 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 10-30-07 - Hermione G. & Ron W. - Complete
64. Locked Room Problems » reviews
While searching for a mystical object in the temple of a demonic fertility goddess, Rupert Giles finds himself imprisoned in a single room with a man who has been caught in the same trap for nearly sixty years. Crossover: BtVS, Indiana Jones
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Indiana Jones - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,162 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 10-21-07 - R. Giles - Complete
65. Drought reviews
Temari and her family, before and after the demon.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 39 - Published: 7-17-07 - Temari & Gaara - Complete
66. Samsara reviews
Kanan and Gonou. Two become nothing.
Saiyuki - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,820 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-6-07 - Kanan & Hakkai C. - Complete
67. Debts reviews
How many lives between Alexiel and Setsuna? How many loves? How many deaths? A reincarnation story.
Angel Sanctuary - Rated: M - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,570 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 4-28-07 - Alexiel & Lucifer
68. Fixation, and Other Stories » reviews
GinnyHarryDraco in various styles and worlds, written as responses to thirtyforthree's first theme set. Rather experimental; please read the author's note for more details. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 36,736 - Reviews: 51 - Published: 4-8-07 - Harry P. - Complete
69. Making a Big Scene reviews
One potential reason why Kira's gang doesn't like Setsuna.
Angel Sanctuary - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,173 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-19-07 - Setsuna M. & Kira S. - Complete
70. How Team Seven Got Their Summon Animals reviews
Once upon a time in Fire Country, O my Best Beloved, three Ninjas went on a D rank mission to retrieve a Cat. A tale in the style of Rudyard Kipling's 'Just So Stories.'
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,266 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 1-31-07 - Naruto U. & Kakashi H. - Complete
71. Just Killing Time reviews
After Wave Country and before the chuunin exam, Team 7 kills time while waiting for Kakashi. No pairings, no warnings, just mild humor and kids being kids.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 39 - Published: 9-17-06 - Sakura H. & Naruto U. - Complete
72. Comfort, The Extremely Basic Remix reviews
James tries to change his life; life doesn't wait for him. Light JamesLily. Written for RemixRedux 4.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,725 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 4-4-06 - James P. & Lily Evans P. - Complete
73. Balance » reviews
Sara didn't accept Jareth's bargain, but she didn't leave the Labyrinth unmarked. A story of consequences, and two lonely, stubborn people learning to live with each other. COMPLETE
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,202 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 3-30-06 - Complete
74. Hindsight reviews
No man creates himself in isolation, and no mother intends her child to be a monster. A story of the Yagami family.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,787 - Reviews: 48 - Published: 1-11-06 - Sachiko Y. & Light Y. - Complete
75. Lies reviews
After OotP, Ginny thinks about Tom, Harry, desire, fear, and the nature of truth. At what point do illusion and reality meet? Downbeat, not necessarily compliant with HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,919 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-6-06 - Ginny W. & Harry P. - Complete
76. First You Have to Get There » reviews
After much stalling, Ginny goes on a date to Hogsmeade with Harry. Fifth year AU, sequel to 'Five Years Is an Awful Lot of Later.' Fluffy, mild teenage angst. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,870 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 11-14-05 - Published: 11-6-05 - Ginny W. & Harry P. - Complete
77. Of a Feather reviews
Harry Potter is a blithering idiot. Hermione sticks by him anyway. A friendship fic, set in the summer between OotP and HBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,113 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 10-29-05 - Hermione G. & Harry P. - Complete
78. The Way of the Apartment Manager » reviews
Ayakawa Yukiko retired from being a ninja, and she's come to terms with that. Then the Third Hokage summons her for an assignment that will change her life. AU story, set six years premanga. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 82,166 - Reviews: 594 - Updated: 10-27-05 - Published: 6-4-05 - Naruto U. & Iruka U. - Complete
79. One of Those Days reviews
Hermione calls on Harry to rescue her from an uncomfortable family reunion. Occasionally good things DO happen to good people, even when you least expect it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 10-21-05 - Harry P. & Hermione G. - Complete
80. Prison Keys reviews
Hanabi and Hinata. Clan Hyuuga eats its children.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 34 - Published: 10-1-05 - Hanabi H. & Hinata H. - Complete
81. Rituals reviews
Sometimes missions go wrong. True partners stay with each other through the aftermath. Team 7 futurefic, based on Asuka Kureru's Saki-chan shared universe.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 43 - Published: 9-11-05 - Sasuke U. - Complete
82. Wonderland reviews
Alice Longbottom, 200 words.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 338 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 8-8-05 - Alice L. - Complete
83. Knives reviews
Beware, you who fight evil, lest you fall into darkness. Beware, you who invite the abyss into your heart. Ginny. Lucius. Harry. Guard your soul. Graphic torture, self-harm, etc. Consider yourself warned.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,983 - Reviews: 37 - Published: 7-28-05 - Ginny W. & Harry P. - Complete
84. Lessons reviews
Umino Iruka is a good ninja and a good man. But nobody is born with all the answers. ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,505 - Reviews: 58 - Published: 7-12-05 - Iruka U. - Complete
85. Tides » reviews
Three years have changed them and their world, and it takes time to put friendships back together. Team 7, AU after the timeskip. COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,501 - Reviews: 116 - Updated: 7-2-05 - Published: 4-12-05 - Naruto U. & Sakura H. - Complete
86. Restoration reviews
What happens when the fighting ends? How do you pick up the loose threads of your life and weave them back together? A nonlinear, multi character, postwar scenario. Prequel to 'Paint the Town.' Not DH compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,375 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-11-05 - Harry P. - Complete
87. Wearing Thin reviews
How much equality is possible in a relationship? How far can reciprocity go, particularly between people in different worlds? Bill Weasley and a Muggle during the second war. Slash, downbeat, philosophical.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,777 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 6-4-05 - Bill W. - Complete
88. See What's In Front of You reviews
Two girls stumble into the dormitory, hand in hand, and collapse onto a bed in fits of laughter. HermioneGinny.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 850 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 5-21-05 - Ginny W. & Hermione G. - Complete
89. Paint the Town reviews
z"You look like someone transfigured you into piano wire and went twang," said Ginny. "You need to unwind." Then things got weird. Post Hogwarts, femslash, slash, het, threesomes, light bondage, and alcohol. Sequel to 'Restoration.' Not DH compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,176 - Reviews: 46 - Published: 4-30-05 - Hermione G. & Ginny W. - Complete
90. Tension, Before reviews
Seeing Sasuke again after all these years is strange, and Sakura's not quite sure what to feel.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 4-2-05 - Sakura H. & Sasuke U. - Complete
91. Definitions of Romance reviews
Everyone said they were the least romantic couple in the world. A love story: HarryHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,148 - Reviews: 124 - Published: 3-12-05 - Harry P. & Hermione G. - Complete
92. Minor Considerations reviews
Jareth gets a reality check.
Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 529 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 2-11-05 - Complete
93. Falls the Shadow reviews
After his seventh year at THAT place, Petunia has a final meeting with her nephew.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 1-30-05 - Petunia D. & Harry P. - Complete
94. Heritage reviews
Nothing comes from nothing. A story of the once proud Steerpike family and their downfall, until the only things left are memory and vengeance.
Gormenghast - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,506 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-21-04 - Complete
95. Straight Answers reviews
Just how DOES all that chaos around Ranma stay balanced?
Ranma - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 804 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 12-21-04 - Nabiki & Ranma - Complete
96. On Being The Girl reviews
Some days it seems as though everyone in the wizarding world is obsessed by the fact that she has two X chromosomes. It drives Hermione mad.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 7-24-04 - Hermione G. - Complete
97. In Light of Later Events reviews
When Ginny was seven, her mother finally got around to explaining exactly who this You Know Who person was.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 6-27-04 - Ginny W. & Voldemort - Complete
98. Sir Ron and the Green Knight reviews
A faux Arthurian epic as told by the Lady Hermione le Fay. Danger! Seduction! Men hacking at each other with overly sharp pointy objects! A short dissertation on the idiocies of the feudal system! And true love! ...Well, maybe not the last one.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,766 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-1-04 - Ron W. & Hermione G. - Complete
99. Seeds reviews
A Death Eater meets an Auror in a forest. Harry and Draco, blink and you miss it preslash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5-31-04 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete
100. Parseltongue reviews
A dark room. A man. A woman. Listen to the hiss as it slides through the air, like chilled silk caressing your skin.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5-2-04 - Complete
101. Running From Her Shadow reviews
Jareth has no power over her, but Sarah didn't leave the Labyrinth unscathed.
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 673 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-22-04
102. Five Years Is an Awful Lot of Later reviews
In autumn of her fourth year at Hogwarts, Ginny's friend pushes her to do something about her longstanding crush. A pre OotP story: consider it an AU with no Umbridge. Prequel to 'First You Have To Get There.'
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-19-04 - Ginny W. & Harry P. - Complete
103. Family reviews
There are things Petunia doesn't think of.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 801 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 4-19-04 - Petunia D. & Lily Evans P. - Complete
104. Adrenaline Rush reviews
Nabiki is riding the chaos, skating the leading edge of the storm.
Ranma - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-19-04 - Nabiki - Complete