| Elizabeth Culmer |
Author has written 70 stories for Harry Potter, Ranma, Labyrinth, Gormenghast, Naruto, Buffy X-overs, Death Note, Angel Sanctuary, Saiyuki, Enchanted Forest, Diana Wynne Jones, Chronicles of Narnia, Star Trek: 2009, and Buffy: The Vampire Slayer. Who I Am: I am a 27-year-old woman living in the northeastern United States, and I work in a magazine & tobacco shop. I have brown hair, brown eyes, glasses, a tendency to flush heavily for no apparent reason, a slightly off-kilter sense of humor, shaky time-management skills, eight bookcases, a very long to-read list, and a weakness for houseplants and Coca-Cola. I do not have a car, an air conditioner, or a college degree, and I regret each lack on occasion. I am a committed Unitarian Universalist and frequently teach religious education in my local congregation. I am also a habitual procrastinator, a thwarted musician, and a grammar nut. In light of that last characteristic, if you find grammar, spelling, or punctuation errors in my stories, please tell me so I can fix them! o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o What I Read And Write: Harry Potter was my first fandom, and I never quite seem to escape its gravitational pull. My next most prolific fandom is Naruto, followed by Angel Sanctuary and Chronicles of Narnia. I have dabbled in a lot of other fandoms, but rarely for very long; I am generally attempting to resolve a canon problem to my own satisfaction, after which I move on. However, I continue to read fanfiction for almost every fandom I've written for, as well as dozens of others for which I am simply an appreciative lurker. By this point my potential reading list includes a ridiculous number of books, manga, anime, TV shows, movies, comics, and games, to the point where I often think fanfiction has eaten my life. +grin+ I read many different pairings in most fandoms, though I like some better than others. I don't believe in OTPs, because I think the idea that a person can only truly love one other person in the entire world is sad, scary, stupid, and demonstrably false. I don't have preferences as to het, slash, or femslash pairings -- those would be het, yaoi, and yuri for those with anime fandom backgrounds -- and I seem to have fallen into writing threesomes these past few years. In an ideal world, none of those things would be issues, but, people being people, everything anyone writes will offend somebody, and I feel I should provide fair warning. (With luck, I'll get back to writing mostly genfic once I finish my current WIPs. The world always needs more genfic.) I use a lot of original characters for three reasons: 1) canon characters often won't fit into the niches I need to fill; 2) I enjoy having greater control over certain parts of my stories; and 3) I'm used to writing original fiction. I try my hardest not to twist canon around any OCs; they exist to serve the stories, not to make the stories serve them. However, as many people are wary of OCs, I feel I should provide warning about that as well. o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o Where I Post: My livejournal (http://edenfalling.livejournal.com/) contains various original stories and a lot of fanfiction, all of which can be found via my handy-dandy master fic list (http://edenfalling.livejournal.com/367150.html). I crosspost some of the fanfiction here, but most of the shorter oneshots (and all of my FF7 collaborative AU stuff) will never appear anywhere else, until and unless I get my own website. I have a few Harry Potter stories at FictionAlley (http://www.fictionalley.org/authors/elizabeth_culmer/) that I haven't cross-posted here. Some of my stories are also hosted on other archives, but all the published fanfiction I've written can be found here, at FA, or on my livejournal. If you want to archive one of my stories, go right ahead. Just drop a line and tell me about it! o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o Fanart: Stuff various wonderful people have drawn for my stories! (Plus two of my own doodles.) from "The Way of the Apartment Manager" and "The Guardian in Spite of Herself" --Yukiko as a chuunin, by gabriel_chaos (http://gabriel_chaos.livejournal.com/86523.html) --Naga with kimono, before the celebratory dinner in "Apartment Manager," by iponly (http://img6.imageshack.us/my.php?image=naga8hb.jpg) --Yukiko, Iruka, and Naga, by toki_usagi (http://toki-usagi.livejournal.com/140563.html) --Naga and Nagoyaka Kafunnokaze, by kazeko (http://edenfalling.livejournal.com/312708.html?thread=1072260#t1072260) --Yukiko and Naruto, by ellenlome (http://ellenlome.deviantart.com/art/WotAM-Yukiko-and-Naruto-WIP-74493153) loosely related crack from "Secrets" from "Fixation, and Other Stories" o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o What I'm Writing Now (12/13/09): Harry Potter Fanfiction Naruto Fanfiction Angel Sanctuary Fanfiction Narnia Fanfiction Other Fanfiction Ficathons I also have somewhere between 5 and 30 original stories (depending on how I define a live story vs. a dormant or mostly abandoned one) that I work on sporadically, which is one reason my fanfiction wordcounts sometimes get stuck for weeks on end. The other reasons are that I work full time, I read a lot, and I'm easily distracted. I promise that if I've started publicly posting a story, I will eventually finish it... but 'eventually' may take a very long time to arrive. o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o SPECIAL NOTE: In an effort to finish stories faster, I've decided to focus on only one or two at a time. This means my other stories will be on extended hiatus until their turns, but I think this method will prove more efficient in the long run. +crosses fingers+ The xxx marks what I'm writing at the moment: "Secrets" is currently up. Once I finish "Secrets," I plan to work on "Ephemera," "Lemonade," "Strange Likenesses," "The Guardian in Spite of Herself," and "Debts," in roughly that order. (I will try to intersperse single chapters of "Guardian" between the other WIPs.) One-shots, "New Horizons," and "The Transient and the Eternal" will be worked on as inspiration strikes. And if I sign up for ficathons or fic exchanges -- Remix Redux, Femgenficathon, and Yuletide being the most likely candidates -- those stories will be written in blind panic up against their deadlines, at which point they will of course take precedence over everything else. o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o If you have a question about any of my stories, please log in and leave a signed review, or at least leave your email address. If you're anonymous, I can't answer, but I make a point of responding to all reviews that have some form of contact information. So remember to log in. +grin+ | |||||||||||
1. Compatibility reviewsTeam 8 in a quiet moment during the timeskip, with lots of speculation about the origin and nature of the Aburame clan's bond with their kikkai. Fluffy enough to rot your teeth.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - General/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,771 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 10-24-09 - Shino A. & Hinata H. - Complete2. A Certain Point of View reviewsBarely one week into the school year, and things were already spiraling out of control. Snape and the Carrows, during DH.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 785 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 10-23-09 - Severus S. & Albus D. - Complete3. Health Insurance reviewsXander deals with one minor practical detail of setting up shop in Cleveland. Now he just has to talk Buffy around...Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 960 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-23-09 - Xander H. & Buffy S. - Complete4. Little Sister reviewsCharn is gone; nostalgia is useless. Jadis has new worlds to conquer, if she can only find the way.Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - General/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,883 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-17-09 - Jadis the White Witch & Lady of the Green Kirtle - Complete5. Undertow reviewsChouryuukei Tsukimaru thinks he is playing a game with a helpless girl as his toy. He is very, very wrong. AU Team 7 fic, semi-sequel to "Tides."Naruto - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,260 - Reviews: 18 - Published: 9-29-09 - Sakura H. - Complete6. Prayers to Broken Stone reviewsThis is Charn, after Jadis and the children leave. This is the grave of a universe.Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - General/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-21-09 - Jadis the White Witch & Digory Kirke - Complete7. Form and Function reviewsAslan is a lion, utterly and undeniably. Susan finds this hard to reconcile with an equally undeniable correspondence that Lucy points out.Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - General/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 834 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-12-09 - Susan Pevensie & Edmund Pevensie - Complete8. Liminality reviewsLucy adjusts to her new position as a queen of Narnia while coping with the lingering aftermath of the battle and the reality of death.Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,196 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-18-09 - Lucy Pevensie & Aslan - Complete9. Cast a Long Shadow, We All Meet in the End reviewsLily left empty places behind her. A story about family, loss, memory, and the passage of time, written for RemixRedux 7.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,376 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 7-30-09 - Petunia D. & Severus S. - Complete10. By the Sword reviewsWhen Jadis and Cynara were twelve, they killed their older brother.Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - General/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-10-09 - Jadis the White Witch - Complete11. And in the Bottom of the Box reviewsSpock compares his timeline to its original. Thoroughly gen, depressingly philosophical.Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 6-4-09 - Spock - Complete12. Heart's Desire reviewsJadis in the garden: separation from God is only a punishment if you believe in him.Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-30-09 - Jadis the White Witch - Complete13. Endurance reviewsz"The thing is," Susan tells Edmund once, "you have to live in the world you're given."Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - General/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 855 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 4-16-09 - Susan Pevensie & Edmund Pevensie - Complete14. Body Memory reviewsSetsuna never learned to use a sword.Angel Sanctuary - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 699 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 3-27-09 - Setsuna M. & Sara M. - Complete15. Secrets » reviewsCoS according to Ginny: Nobody noticed anything wrong for an entire year. How did she slip so far from her family and friends? Angst and betrayal, but also mysteries, jokes, an enchanted suit of armor, and a guaranteed happy ending. WIPHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 143,531 - Reviews: 55 - Updated: 3-18-09 - Published: 9-26-03 - Ginny W. & Tom R. Jr.16. None Sing Hymns to Breath reviewsAfter Miraz's death and the Telmarines' surrender, Lucy finds herself at loose ends for a day. Introspective.Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 3-6-09 - Lucy Pevensie & Aslan - Complete17. Seasons of Cloud and Shadow, Like the Desert Remix » reviewsMany waters cannot quench love; neither can the floods drown it. Love is as strong as death. ShikamaruTemari, light lime, death. Written for RemixRedux 6.Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,671 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 1-13-09 - Published: 5-2-08 - Temari & Shikamaru N. - Complete18. Cut Clean reviewsThere weren't many labor slaves in Cardsburg, but Joris knew how the world worked. He just didn't think the knowledge would become personal. The Homeward Bounders.Diana Wynne Jones - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,790 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 1-11-09 - Complete19. To Be of Use reviewsWhen Joris was seven his family sold him to the Sarkoy Agency, a reputable trading house affiliated with the Cardsburg municipal slave mart. He expected to become entertainment for the wealthy. He did not expect Konstam Khan. The Homeward BoundersDiana Wynne Jones - Rated: K+ - English - General/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,803 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-1-09 - Complete20. Ephemera reviewsBelial in heaven, before the Fall. WIPAngel Sanctuary - Rated: M - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,603 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-2-08 - Belial21. The Affairs of Dragons reviewsIn which Morwen loses her house, meets a princess and a knight, does a favor for the king of the dragons, makes a new friend, and finds a new home. Written for Femgenficathon IV.Enchanted Forest - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,820 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 10-3-08 - Complete22. Lemonade » reviewsAn unfortunate accident with a demonic portal dumps Faith, Duo Maxwell, and Uchiha Sasuke into a hell dimension. Knowing these three, things can only get worse from there. [Crossover: BtVS, Gundam Wing, and Naruto] WIPBuffy X-overs - Rated: M - English - General/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,282 - Reviews: 215 - Updated: 9-22-08 - Published: 10-3-0523. An Ounce of Prevention » reviewsDuring the timeskip, Sakura finds a very interesting diary among Tsunade's books and papers. Trouble ensues. Minor crossover with Harry Potter. COMPLETENaruto - Rated: K - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 26,990 - Reviews: 442 - Updated: 7-7-08 - Published: 8-23-06 - Sakura H. & Anko M. - Complete24. Give and Take reviewsA few years before the Kyuubi's attack, Ayakawa Yukiko's genin team travels to southern Fire Country on a deeply boring search and retrieval mission. Backstory for 'The Way of the Apartment Manager.'Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,515 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 6-17-08 - Complete25. Strange Likenesses » reviewsWhat if the newly disembodied Voldemort had noticed his link to Harry? A dark AU. WIPHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,490 - Reviews: 108 - Updated: 1-19-08 - Published: 1-15-07 - Voldemort & Harry P.26. Every New Beginning reviewsDokugakuji and Goku, after a possible end to the journey. A reflection on family, friends, choices, karma, and reasons to keep living.Saiyuki - Rated: K+ - English - General/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,986 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-3-08 - Dokugakuji & Goku S. - Complete27. The Guardian in Spite of Herself » reviewsThe reward for a job well done is a bigger job. In this case, Ayakawa Yukiko's new job is a lot more complicated than anyone expected. The Uchiha massacre and its aftermath, in the world of 'The Way of the Apartment Manager.' WIPNaruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,750 - Reviews: 394 - Updated: 12-20-07 - Published: 12-1-05 - Sasuke U. & Naruto U.28. Along the Way reviewsIdealism is hard to balance against the rest of life. Hermione, post DH, mostly gen. Written for Femgenficathon III.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,694 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 10-30-07 - Hermione G. & Ron W. - Complete29. Locked Room Problems » reviewsWhile searching for a mystical object in the temple of a demonic fertility goddess, Rupert Giles finds himself imprisoned in a single room, along with a man who has been caught in the same trap for nearly sixty years. [Crossover: BtVS, Indiana Jones]Buffy X-overs - Rated: M - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,962 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 10-21-07 - Complete30. Drought reviewsTemari and her family, before and after the demon.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 32 - Published: 7-17-07 - Temari & Gaara - Complete31. Samsara reviewsKanan and Gonou. Two become nothing.Saiyuki - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,604 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 5-6-07 - Kanan & Hakkai C. - Complete32. Debts reviewsHow many lives between Alexiel and Setsuna? How many loves? How many deaths? A reincarnation story.Angel Sanctuary - Rated: M - English - General/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,245 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-28-07 - Alexiel & Lucifer33. Fixation, and Other Stories » reviewsGinnyHarryDraco in various styles and worlds, written as responses to thirtyforthree's first theme set. Rather experimental; please read the author's note for more details. COMPLETEHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,764 - Reviews: 39 - Published: 4-8-07 - Harry P. - Complete34. Making a Big Scene reviewsOne potential reason why Kira's gang doesn't like Setsuna.Angel Sanctuary - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 3-19-07 - Setsuna M. & Kira S. - Complete35. How Team Seven Got Their Summon Animals reviewsOnce upon a time in Fire Country, O my Best Beloved, three Ninjas went on a D rank mission to retrieve a Cat... A tale in the style of Rudyard Kipling's 'Just So Stories'.Naruto - Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 25 - Published: 1-31-07 - Naruto U. & Kakashi H. - Complete36. Just Killing Time reviewsAfter Wave Country and before the chuunin exam, Team 7 kills time while waiting for Kakashi. No pairings, no warnings, just mild humor and kids being kids.Naruto - Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 31 - Published: 9-17-06 - Sakura H. & Naruto U. - Complete37. Comfort, The Extremely Basic Remix reviewsJames tries to change his life; life doesn't wait for him. Light JamesLily. Written for RemixRedux 4.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 4-4-06 - James P. & Lily Evans P. - Complete38. Balance » reviewsSara didn't accept Jareth's bargain, but she didn't leave the Labyrinth unmarked. A story of consequences, and two lonely, stubborn people learning to live with each other. COMPLETELabyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,061 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 3-30-06 - Complete39. Hindsight reviewsNo man creates himself in isolation, and no mother intends her child to be a monster. A story of the Yagami family.Death Note - Rated: K - English - General/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,529 - Reviews: 36 - Published: 1-11-06 - Complete40. Lies reviewsAfter OotP, Ginny thinks about Tom, Harry, desire, fear, and the nature of truth. At what point do illusion and reality meet? Downbeat, not necessarily compliant with HBP.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-6-06 - Ginny W. & Harry P. - Complete41. Thirty Things About Ginny Weasley reviewsExactly what the title says.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,904 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 1-6-06 - Ginny W. - Complete42. First You Have to Get There » reviewsAfter much stalling, Ginny goes on a date to Hogsmeade with Harry. Fifth year AU, sequel to 'Five Years Is an Awful Lot of Later.' Fluffy, mild teenage angst. COMPLETEHarry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,995 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 11-14-05 - Published: 11-6-05 - Ginny W. & Harry P. - Complete43. Of a Feather reviewsHarry Potter is a blithering idiot. Hermione sticks by him anyway. A friendship fic, set in the summer between OotP and HBP.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 10-29-05 - Hermione G. & Harry P. - Complete44. The Way of the Apartment Manager » reviewsAyakawa Yukiko retired from being a ninja, and she's come to terms with that. Then the Third Hokage summons her for an assignment that will change her life. AU story, set six years premanga. COMPLETENaruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 77,275 - Reviews: 478 - Updated: 10-27-05 - Published: 6-4-05 - Naruto U. & Iruka U. - Complete45. One of Those Days reviewsHermione calls on Harry to rescue her from an uncomfortable family reunion. Occasionally good things DO happen to good people, even when you least expect it.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 10-21-05 - Harry P. & Hermione G. - Complete46. Prison Keys reviewsHanabi and Hinata. Clan Hyuuga eats its children.Naruto - Rated: T - English - General/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 27 - Published: 10-1-05 - Hanabi H. & Hinata H. - Complete47. Rituals reviewsSometimes missions go wrong. True partners stay with each other through the aftermath. Team 7, futurefic.Naruto - Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 41 - Published: 9-11-05 - Sasuke U. - Complete48. Wonderland reviewsAlice Longbottom, 200 words.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-8-05 - Complete49. Knives reviewsBeware, you who fight evil, lest you fall into darkness. Beware, you who invite the abyss into your heart. Ginny. Lucius. Harry. Guard your soul. Graphic torture, PTSD, self-harm, etc. Consider yourself warned.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,179 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 7-28-05 - Ginny W. & Harry P. - Complete50. Lessons reviewsUmino Iruka is a good ninja and a good man. But nobody is born with all the answers. ONESHOTNaruto - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,496 - Reviews: 48 - Published: 7-12-05 - Iruka U. - Complete51. Tides » reviewsThree years have changed them and their world, and it takes time to put friendships back together. Team 7, AU after the timeskip. COMPLETENaruto - Rated: K+ - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,155 - Reviews: 100 - Updated: 7-2-05 - Published: 4-12-05 - Complete52. Restoration reviewsWhat happens when the fighting ends? How do you pick up the loose threads of your life and weave them back together? A nonlinear, multi character, postwar scenario. Prequel to 'Paint the Town.'Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,040 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 6-11-05 - Harry P. - Complete53. Wearing Thin reviewsHow much equality is possible in a relationship? How far can reciprocity go, particularly between people in different worlds? Bill Weasley and a Muggle during the second war. Slash, downbeat, philosophical.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,580 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-4-05 - Bill W. - Complete54. See What's In Front of You reviewsTwo girls stumble into the dormitory, hand in hand, and collapse onto a bed in fits of laughter. HermioneGinny.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 5-21-05 - Ginny W. & Hermione G. - Complete55. Paint the Town reviewsz"You look like someone transfigured you into piano wire and went twang," said Ginny. "You need to unwind." Then things got weird. Post Hogwarts, femslash, slash, het, threesomes, light bondage, and alcohol. Sequel to 'Restoration.'Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,161 - Reviews: 40 - Published: 4-30-05 - Hermione G. & Ginny W. - Complete56. Tension, Before reviewsSeeing Sasuke again after all these years is strange, and Sakura's not quite sure what to feel.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 4-2-05 - Sakura H. - Complete57. Definitions of Romance reviewsEveryone said they were the least romantic couple in the world. A love story: HarryHermione.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 58 - Published: 3-12-05 - Harry P. & Hermione G. - Complete58. Minor Considerations reviewsJareth gets a reality check.Labyrinth - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 2-11-05 - Complete59. Falls the Shadow reviewsAfter his seventh year at THAT place, Petunia has a final meeting with her nephew.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 19 - Published: 1-30-05 - Petunia D. & Harry P. - Complete60. Heritage reviewsNothing comes from nothing. A story of the once proud Steerpike family and their downfall, until the only things left are memory and vengeance.Gormenghast - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,116 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-21-04 - Complete61. Straight Answers reviewsJust how DOES all that chaos around Ranma stay balanced?Ranma - Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 12-21-04 - Complete62. On Being The Girl reviewsSome days it seems as though everyone in the wizarding world is obsessed by the fact that she has two X chromosomes. It drives Hermione mad.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 7-24-04 - Hermione G. - Complete63. In Light of Later Events reviewsWhen Ginny was seven, her mother finally got around to explaining exactly who this You Know Who person was.Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 6-27-04 - Ginny W. & Voldemort - Complete64. Sir Ron and the Green Knight reviewsA faux Arthurian epic as told by the Lady Hermione le Fay. Danger! Seduction! Men hacking at each other with overly sharp pointy objects! A short dissertation on the idiocies of the feudal system! And true love! ...Well, maybe not the last one.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,591 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 6-1-04 - Ron W. & Hermione G. - Complete65. Seeds reviewsA Death Eater meets an Auror in a forest. HarryDraco, blink and you miss it preslash.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-31-04 - Draco M. & Harry P. - Complete66. Parseltongue reviewsA dark room. A man. A woman. Listen to the hiss as it slides through the air, like chilled silk caressing your skin.Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-2-04 - Complete67. Running From Her Shadow reviewsJareth has no power over her, but Sarah didn't leave the Labyrinth unscathed.Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 4-22-0468. Five Years Is an Awful Lot of Later reviewsIn autumn of her fourth year at Hogwarts, Ginny's friend pushes her to do something about her longstanding crush. A pre OotP story: consider it an AU with no Umbridge. Prequel to 'First You Have To Get There.'Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,037 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 4-19-04 - Ginny W. & Harry P. - Complete69. Family reviewsThere are things Petunia doesn't think of.Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 758 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 4-19-04 - Petunia D. & Lily Evans P. - Complete70. Adrenaline Rush reviewsNabiki is riding the chaos, skating the leading edge of the storm.Ranma - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-19-04 - Complete