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Elizabeth Culmer
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since: 09-25-03, id: 461224, Profile edited: 10-03-08
country: United States
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Author has written 52 stories for Harry Potter, Ranma, Labyrinth, Gormenghast, Naruto, Buffy X-overs, Death Note, Angel Sanctuary, Saiyuki, and Enchanted Forest.

Who I Am: I am a 26-year-old woman living in the northeastern United States, and I work in a magazine & tobacco shop. I have short brown hair, brown eyes, glasses, a tendency to flush heavily in cold weather, a slightly off-kilter sense of humor, shaky time-management skills, eight bookcases, a very long to-read list, and a weakness for houseplants and Coca-Cola. I do not have a car, an air conditioner, or a college degree, and I regret each lack on occasion.

I am Unitarian Universalist and currently teaching first grade religious education in my local congregation. I am also a habitual procrastinator, a thwarted musician, and a grammar nut. In light of that last characteristic, if you find grammar, spelling, or punctuation errors in my stories, please tell me so I can fix them!

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What I Read And Write: I write most of my fanfiction for Naruto and Harry Potter. (And now Angel Sanctuary, of all things.) However, I read fanfiction for a ridiculous number of books, manga, anime, TV shows, movies, comics, and games, to the point where I sometimes think fanfiction has eaten my life. +grin+ I do write outside of my primary fandoms, but not with any consistency.

I read many different pairings in most fandoms, though I like some better than others. I don't believe in OTPs, because I think the idea that a person can only truly love one other person in the entire world is sad, scary, and stupid. I don't have preferences as to het, yaoi, or yuri pairings -- those would be het, slash, and femslash for non-anime people -- and I seem to have fallen into writing threesomes lately. In an ideal world, none of those things would be issues, but, people being people, everything anyone writes will offend somebody, and I feel I should provide fair warning. (With luck, I'll get back to writing mostly genfic once I finish my current WIPs. The world always needs more genfic.)

I use a lot of original characters for three reasons: canon characters often won't fit into the niches I need to fill, I enjoy having greater control over certain parts of my stories, and I'm used to writing original fiction. I try my hardest not to twist canon around any OCs; they exist to serve the stories, not to make the stories serve them. However, as many people are wary of OCs, I feel I should provide warning about that as well.

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Where I Post: My livejournal (http://edenfalling.livejournal.com/) contains various original stories and a lot of short fanfiction, all of which can be found via the memory function (http://www.livejournal.com/tools/memories.bml?user=edenfalling). Most of the fanfiction will never appear anywhere else, until and unless I get my own website.

I have a few Harry Potter stories at FictionAlley (http://www.fictionalley.org/authors/elizabeth_culmer/) that I haven't cross-posted here. Some of my stories are also hosted on other archives, but all the published fanfiction I've written can be found here, at FA, or on my livejournal. If you want to archive one of my stories, go right ahead. Just drop a line and tell me about it!

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What I'm Writing Now (10/3/08):

Naruto Fanfiction
"The Guardian in Spite of Herself" -- ch. 13 rough draft is 1,375 words
"Undertow" -- semi-sequel to "Tides;" rough draft is 3,750 words

Harry Potter Fanfiction
xxx"Secrets" -- ch. 12 rough draft is 10,350 words
"Strange Likenesses" -- ch. 6 rough draft is 325 words
"New Horizons" -- post-epilogue Ginny/Harry/Draco for Asuka Kureru; LJ only; ch. 2 rough draft is 400 words; chs. 3 and 4 outlined

Angel Sanctuary Fanfiction
"Debts" -- Alexiel's cycle of incarnations; on hiatus for historical research
"The Transient and the Eternal" -- Kira/Setsuna/Sara for thirtyforthree; 18 of 30 written; 8 partial; 18 posted on LJ
"Ephemera" -- backstory on Belial; rough draft is 5,675 words

Enchanted Forest Chronicles Fanfiction
"An Honest Opinion" -- Morwen's childhood and early friendship with Telemain; rough draft is 1,350 words
"A Question of Familiarity" -- Morwen gets her familiars, with 'help' from Telemain; rough draft is 1,875 words
xxx"The Affairs of Dragons" -- Morwen meets Kazul and moves to the Enchanted Forest; UP!

Other Fanfiction
"Lemonade" -- BtVS/Gundam Wing/Naruto crossover; ch. 16 is 0 words
"Obstruction of Justice" -- Batman (Nolan!verse); Anna Ramirez; "Why do we fall? So we can learn to pick ourselves up."; rough draft is 2,100 words

I also have somewhere between 5 and 30 original stories (depending on how I define a live story vs. a dormant or mostly abandoned one) that I work on sporadically, which is one reason my fanfiction wordcounts sometimes get stuck for weeks on end. The other reasons are that I work full time and I read a lot.

I promise that if I've started publicly posting a story, I will eventually finish it... but 'eventually' may end up being quite a long time.

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Special Note:

In an effort to finish stories faster, I've decided to focus on only one at a time. This means my other stories will be on extended hiatus until their turns, but I think this method will prove more efficient in the long run. The xxx marks the story I'm writing at the moment -- "Secrets" is currently up.

Once I finish "Secrets," I plan to work on "Lemonade," "Strange Likenesses," "The Guardian in Spite of Herself," and "Debts," in that order. One-shots and "The Transient and the Eternal" will be worked on as inspiration strikes.

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If you have a question about any of my stories, please log in and leave a signed review, or at least leave your email address. If you're anonymous, I can't answer, but I make a point of responding to all reviews that have some form of contact information. So remember to log in. +grin+




1. The Affairs of Dragons reviews
In which Morwen loses her house, meets a princess and a knight, does a favor for the king of the dragons, makes a new friend, and finds a new home. Written for Femgenficathon IV.
Complete - Enchanted Forest - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,822 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 10-3-08 - Published: 10-3-08
2. Lemonade » reviews
An unfortunate accident with a demonic portal dumps Faith, Duo Maxwell, and Uchiha Sasuke into a hell dimension. Knowing these three, things can only get worse from there. [Crossover: BtVS, Gundam Wing, and Naruto] WIP
Buffy X-overs - Fiction Rated: M - English - General/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,285 - Reviews: 199 - Updated: 9-22-08 - Published: 10-3-05
3. An Ounce of Prevention » reviews
During the timeskip, Sakura finds a very interesting diary among Tsunade's books and papers. Trouble ensues. Minor crossover with Harry Potter.
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 26,763 - Reviews: 420 - Updated: 7-7-08 - Published: 8-23-06
4. Give and Take reviews
A few years before the Kyuubi's attack, Ayakawa Yukiko's genin team travels to southern Fire Country on a deeply boring search and retrieval mission. Backstory for 'The Way of the Apartment Manager.'
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,508 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 6-17-08 - Published: 6-17-08
5. Seasons of Cloud and Shadow, Like the Desert Remix reviews
Many waters cannot quench love; neither can the floods drown it. Love is as strong as death. ShikamaruTemari, light lime, death. A Remix Redux VI fic.
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,377 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 5-2-08 - Published: 5-2-08
6. Strange Likenesses » reviews
What if the newly disembodied Voldemort had noticed his link to Harry? A dark AU.
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,490 - Reviews: 92 - Updated: 1-19-08 - Published: 1-15-07
7. Every New Beginning reviews
Dokugakuji and Goku, after a possible end to the journey. A reflection on family, friends, choices, karma, and reasons to keep living.
Complete - Saiyuki - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,986 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 1-3-08 - Published: 1-3-08
8. The Guardian in Spite of Herself » reviews
The reward for a job well done is a bigger job. In this case, Ayakawa Yukiko's new job is a lot more complicated than anyone expected. The Uchiha massacre and its aftermath, in the world of 'The Way of the Apartment Manager.' WIP
Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,750 - Reviews: 360 - Updated: 12-20-07 - Published: 12-1-05
9. Along the Way reviews
Idealism is hard to balance against the rest of life. Hermione, post DH, mostly gen.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,422 - Reviews: 18 - Updated: 10-30-07 - Published: 10-30-07
10. Locked Room Problems » reviews
While searching for a mystical object in the temple of a demonic fertility goddess, Rupert Giles finds himself imprisoned in a single room, along with a man who has been caught in the same trap for nearly sixty years. [Crossover: BtVS, Indiana Jones]
Complete - Buffy X-overs - Fiction Rated: M - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,962 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 10-21-07 - Published: 10-21-07
11. Drought reviews
Temari and her family, before and after the demon.
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Family/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 7-17-07 - Published: 7-17-07
12. Samsara reviews
Kanan and Gonou. Two become nothing.
Complete - Saiyuki - Fiction Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,604 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 5-6-07 - Published: 5-6-07
13. Debts reviews
How many lives between Alexiel and Setsuna? How many loves? How many deaths? A reincarnation story.
Angel Sanctuary - Fiction Rated: M - English - General/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,245 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 4-28-07 - Published: 4-28-07
14. Fixation, and Other Stories » reviews
GinnyHarryDraco in various styles and worlds, written as responses to thirtyforthree's first theme set. Rather experimental.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - General - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,764 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 4-8-07 - Published: 4-8-07
15. Secrets » reviews
CoS according to Ginny: Nobody noticed anything wrong for an entire year. How did she slip so far from her family and friends? Angst and betrayal, but also mysteries, jokes, an enchanted suit of armor, and a guaranteed happy ending. WIP
Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 113,864 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 3-23-07 - Published: 9-26-03
16. Making a Big Scene reviews
One potential reason why Kira's gang doesn't like Setsuna.
Complete - Angel Sanctuary - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 3-19-07 - Published: 3-19-07
17. How Team Seven Got Their Summon Animals reviews
Once upon a time in Fire Country, O my Best Beloved, three Ninjas went on a D rank mission to retrieve a Cat... A tale in the style of Rudyard Kipling's 'Just So Stories'.
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 1-31-07 - Published: 1-31-07
18. Just Killing Time reviews
After Wave Country and before the chuunin exam, Team 7 kills time while waiting for Kakashi. No pairings, no warnings, just mild humor and kids being kids.
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 9-17-06 - Published: 9-17-06
19. Comfort, The Extremely Basic Remix reviews
James tries to change his life; life doesn't wait for him. Light JamesLily. A Remix Redux IV fic. ONESHOT
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,610 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 4-4-06 - Published: 4-4-06
20. Balance » reviews
Sara didn't accept Jareth's bargain, but she didn't leave the Labyrinth unmarked. A story of consequences, and two lonely, stubborn people learning to live with each other. COMPLETE
Complete - Labyrinth - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,061 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 3-30-06 - Published: 3-30-06
21. Hindsight reviews
No man creates himself in isolation, and no mother intends her child to be a monster. A story of the Yagami family. ONESHOT
Complete - Death Note - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,529 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 1-11-06 - Published: 1-11-06
22. Lies reviews
After OotP, Ginny thinks about Tom, Harry, desire, fear, and the nature of truth. At what point do illusion and reality meet? Downbeat, not necessarily compliant with HBP.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 1-6-06 - Published: 1-6-06
23. Thirty Things About Ginny Weasley reviews
Exactly what the title says.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,773 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 1-6-06 - Published: 1-6-06
24. First You Have to Get There » reviews
After much stalling, Ginny goes on a date to Hogsmeade with Harry. Fifth year AU, sequel to 'Five Years Is an Awful Lot of Later.' Fluffy, mild teenage angst. COMPLETE
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,995 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 11-14-05 - Published: 11-6-05
25. Of a Feather reviews
Harry Potter is a blithering idiot. Hermione sticks by him anyway. A friendship fic, set in the summer between OotP and HBP.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 10-29-05 - Published: 10-29-05
26. The Way of the Apartment Manager » reviews
Ayakawa Yukiko retired from being a ninja, and she's come to terms with that. Then the Third Hokage summons her for an assignment that will change her life. AU story, set six years premanga. COMPLETE
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 77,275 - Reviews: 423 - Updated: 10-27-05 - Published: 6-4-05
27. One of Those Days reviews
Hermione calls on Harry to rescue her from an uncomfortable family reunion. Occasionally good things DO happen to good people, even when you least expect it.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 10-21-05 - Published: 10-21-05
28. Prison Keys reviews
Hanabi and Hinata. Clan Hyuuga eats its children.
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 848 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 10-1-05 - Published: 10-1-05
29. Rituals reviews
Sometimes missions go wrong. True partners stay with each other through the aftermath. Team 7, futurefic.
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 9-11-05 - Published: 9-11-05
30. Wonderland reviews
Alice Longbottom, 200 words.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 8-8-05 - Published: 8-8-05
31. Knives reviews
Beware, you who fight evil, lest you fall into darkness. Beware, you who invite the abyss into your heart. Ginny. Lucius. Harry. Guard your soul. [Graphic torture.] ONESHOT
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,179 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 7-28-05 - Published: 7-28-05
32. Lessons reviews
Umino Iruka is a good ninja and a good man. But nobody is born with all the answers. ONESHOT
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,496 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 7-12-05 - Published: 7-12-05
33. Tides » reviews
Three years have changed them and their world, and they don't have much time to put things back together. Team 7, AU after the timeskip. COMPLETE
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,822 - Reviews: 98 - Updated: 7-2-05 - Published: 4-12-05
34. Restoration reviews
What happens when the fighting ends? How do you pick up the loose threads of your life and weave them back together? A multi character postwar scenario. Companion fic to 'Paint the Town' ONESHOT
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,040 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-11-05 - Published: 6-11-05
35. Wearing Thin reviews
How much equality is possible in a relationship? How far can reciprocity go, particularly between people in different worlds? Bill Weasley and a Muggle during the second war. Slash. ONESHOT
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,580 - Reviews: 4 - Updated: 6-4-05 - Published: 6-4-05
36. See What's In Front of You reviews
Two girls stumble into the dormitory, hand in hand, and collapse onto a bed in fits of laughter. HermioneGinny.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 761 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 5-21-05 - Published: 5-21-05
37. Paint the Town reviews
z 'You look like someone transfigured you into piano wire and went twang,' Ginny said. 'You need to unwind, so we're going clubbing.' Then things got weird. Post Hogwarts, femslash, slash, het, threesomes, light bondage, and alcohol. ONESHOT
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,360 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 4-30-05 - Published: 4-30-05
38. Tension, Before reviews
Seeing Sasuke again after all these years is strange, and Sakura's not quite sure what to feel.
Complete - Naruto - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,256 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 4-2-05 - Published: 4-2-05
39. Definitions of Romance reviews
Everyone said they were the least romantic couple in the world. A love story: HarryHermione. ONESHOT
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,058 - Reviews: 48 - Updated: 3-12-05 - Published: 3-12-05
40. Minor Considerations reviews
Jareth gets a reality check.
Complete - Labyrinth - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 2-11-05 - Published: 2-11-05
41. Falls the Shadow reviews
After his seventh year at THAT place, Petunia has a final meeting with her nephew.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 1-30-05 - Published: 1-30-05
42. Heritage reviews
Nothing comes from nothing. A story of the once proud Steerpike family and their downfall, until the only things left are memory and vengeance. ONESHOT
Complete - Gormenghast - Fiction Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,116 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 12-21-04 - Published: 12-21-04
43. Straight Answers reviews
Just how DOES all that chaos around Ranma stay balanced?
Complete - Ranma - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 799 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 12-21-04 - Published: 12-21-04
44. On Being The Girl reviews
Some days it seems as though everyone in the wizarding world is obsessed by the fact that she has two X chromosomes. It drives Hermione mad.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 784 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 7-24-04 - Published: 7-24-04
45. In Light of Later Events reviews
When Ginny was seven, her mother finally got around to explaining exactly who this You Know Who person was.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 823 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 6-27-04 - Published: 6-27-04
46. Sir Ron and the Green Knight reviews
A faux Arthurian epic as told by the Lady Hermione le Fay. Danger! Seduction! Men hacking at each other with overly sharp pointy objects! A short dissertation on the idiocies of the feudal system! And true love! [Well, maybe not the last one.] ONESHOT
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,591 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 6-1-04 - Published: 6-1-04
47. Seeds reviews
A Death Eater meets an Auror in a forest. HarryDraco, blink and you miss it preslash.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 703 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 5-31-04 - Published: 5-31-04
48. Parseltongue reviews
A dark room. A man. A woman. Listen to the hiss as it slides through the air, like chilled silk caressing your skin.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 5-2-04 - Published: 5-2-04
49. Running From Her Shadow reviews
Jareth has no power over her, but Sarah didn't leave the Labyrinth unscathed.
Labyrinth - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 668 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 4-22-04 - Published: 4-22-04
50. Five Years Is an Awful Lot of Later reviews
In autumn of her fourth year, Ginny's friend pushes her to finally do something about her longstanding crush. A pre OotP story: consider it an AU with no Umbridge. ONESHOT WITH SEQUEL
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,037 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 4-19-04 - Published: 4-19-04
51. Family reviews
There are things Petunia doesn't think of.
Complete - Harry Potter - Fiction Rated: K+ - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 4-19-04 - Published: 4-19-04
52. Adrenaline Rush reviews
Nabiki is riding the chaos, skating the leading edge of the storm.
Complete - Ranma - Fiction Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-19-04 - Published: 4-19-04
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