Aw man... I had a really good bio, and then I accidentally deleted it...
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Name: Angel
Age: 472
D.O.B.: October 9, 2043... yes of course
Fav. Colour: Blue
Fav. Food: Spaghetti! and Corn on the cob w/ mustard. LOL
Least Fav. Food: Yam. (Eew... it disgusts me just thinking about it.)
Fav. Manga: Wallflower (Yamatonadeshiko Shichihenge). Also Ranma 1/2, Demon Diary, InuYasha, Rurouni Kenshin, Absolute Boyfriend, Ouran High School Host Club and anything in the first 40-ish Shonen Jump magazines, including Yu-Gi-Oh and Naruto.
Fav. Bishies:
Yami Bakura
Bakura Ryou
Takenaga Oda
Hitachiin Hikaru
Urameshi Yusuke
Eclipse
Miroku
Souma Kyou
Hibiki Ryouga
Kudou Shiinichi
Uchiha Itachi
(Also: Fai and Ancient Bakura (Touzoku-ou), but they were stolen before I could get my hands on them... growls at N.t.H.)
Fav. Quotes:
"...half the time the English lines don't even come close to matching the actor's mouth movements and you get a good couple of seconds of silence while the actor's mouth just keeps on moving... Hell, it's a tossup which is funnier - those, or the dubbed martial arts movies..."
~Duo Maxwell - Life With Heero Arc by CalicOcat
“Jesus, Uchiha, just ‘cause your ass is up at eight in the morning doesn’t mean we all are!”
“It’s almost two in the afternoon, Dog Face, I have no sympathy.”
~Kiba & Sasuke - Follow the Leader by Fastforward
"You know, when most people skip work, they try to stay off national television."
~M. N. C's Boss
"Hey, is my bagel burning?"
"You mean that charcoal in the toaster?"
~N. D. R. C. & L. G. C.
"Alcohol abuse is a real problem here, you guys have to promise me one thing. If you see some one drinking a beer but they put it down and its still half full, you pick it up and you drink it! There are sober people in Africa!"
~AvalonStar's signature (DeviantArt)
"And the lord said, "Johnny, come forth and recieve eternal light." But Johnny came fifth, and won a toaster."
~lightningflash2's signature (DeviantArt)
"I have great news!"
"I have bad news, let's hear yours first"
"I'm pregnant!"
"I just found out we're rela--oh my god."
~Note-In-The-Water's signature (DeviantArt)
"I'm sorry for speaking while you were busy interrupting."
~C.B.
"I don’t know what you two idjits are using for brains but you should get your money back. It don’t work."
~Sheriff - The Price They Paid by Yanagi
"I tried to train my clothes to wash themselves. I haven't succeeded."
~Aphaythea
"Dear Mr. Smith. We have received notice that you have died. Please know that you no longer have to pay your taxes. Should your condition change, you will not have to pay taxes for the period of death."
In the contract: "The employment will terminate at your death."
"You put us in a level 2 lockdown just so you could get laid? Are you crazy?"
~Mokuba - Dance With Me by maggiemay
"There's nothing like a funeral to make you feel alive."
~Life is beautiful - Sixx AM
"This is going to be the most important interview since God talked to Moses!"
~Mr. White - Superman
"There is something backward about climbing up six flights of stairs in order to get to a dungeon."
~Mendanbar - Searching for Dragons by Patricia Wrede
"He isn't my lover, or my fiance, or my boyfriend or anything, and I refuse to be killed with him."
~Cimorene - Dealing with Dragons by Patricia Wrede
"Do you really exist?"
"Not at all. I've known that since I was four."
~Paul & Noah
"We spent Saturday together. I really like him a lot."
"I want juicy details."
"I had tropicana for breakfast this morning. Without pulp."
~Paul & Joni
"Guide to understanding a deviantART addict's day:
Slow day: didn't have much to do, so spent three hours on deviantART.
Busy day: managed to work in three hours of deviantART.
Bad day: barely squeezed in three hours of deviantART."
~silver-seren
"God's not a pervert! My gosh, he created you, you don't have anything he hasn't seen before!"
~Reykun-Kinuta
"Shame your mother didn't drown you at birth."
"What makes you think she didn't?"
~Alanna & Buri - Lioness Rampant by Tamora Pierce
"Okay... so I was being chased by a giant carnivorous banana!"
~Jou - 101 Puppies by Hideki LaShae
"FBI agents shopping for my underwear. That's not too creepy."
~Jou - What Does Happily Ever After Mean Anyway? by RayeMoon
"I have run into enough walls to know that they can be deceptively cunning."
~Yugi - Ocean Mist by Lechan
"Hey, there's this really neat trend going around. It's called knocking. You should try it sometime."
~Bakura - Easier To Run by Uoyr's Lover
"I didn't sleep very well last night at work..."
~I.C.
"Hey! What's the number for 911?"
~Unknown
"Curiosity laughed in the cat's face before maiming it and throwing it into a lake to drown."
~Treana
"...and when Marik and Malik aren’t pleased, a tsunami hits the United States of America and kills everyone. Even people in Alaska. The tsunami somehow dodges Canada."
~Mew Draiku
"It's okay to believe yourself better than the rest of the planet, so long as you keep it to yourself."
~Kyouya Otori - Ouran High School Host Club
"Can we get out of here? I'm learning again!"
~Timmy Turner - Fairly Odd Parents
"It was literally a sh!tty day. My patient sh@t on my shoes."
~Nursing student
"Protein is for your brain! I can't think without a piece of chicken!"
~Liquid diet detox commercial
"I told you it was a heart attack."
~On a tombstone
"I considered feeling rejected. But then I was overcome by joy at the thought that you would then be someone else’s problem."
~Yami Bakura - White Angel Chan
Assorted Quotes http/www.fanfiction.net/u/561963/Dark-Angel302
"What, no hello, no how are you? I thought we were friends, Kaiba-boy. Don't tell me that kidnapping your little brother and seizing control of Kaiba Corp. has put a rift between us. It was nothing personal."
~Pegasus - Yugi-Oh
"I'll kill you til you die from it!"
~Runcible Spoon - Dominic Deegan
"My land mass erupts with kittens."
~Donovan Deegan - Dominic Deegan Comic
"Do we want war?"
"No!"
"Do we want peace?"
"No!"
"Then what do we want?"
"Hurray!"
~Anything Goes (PHS)
"So that nutjob devilman blew a hole in my shoulder, but I ain't letting that get me down! Check out what I did with an alteration spell! Behold! The amazing shoulder eyeball! -blink blink-"
~Random Student - Dominic Deegan
"I'm sorry I got your boyfriend pregnant."
~Leela (to Amy) - Futurama
"When Thomas Aquinas visited Rome, he was shown the gorgeousness of the papal palace by the pope himself. Surveying all the artwork and precious metals used for decoration, the pope remarked to him, 'Well, Thomas, the church today cannot say, "Silver and gold have I none."'
'No,' replied Aquinas. 'Neither can she say, "In the name of Jesus Christ of Nazareth rise up and walk."'"
~R.M. Davis
"Grounded in my room. With my phone, and TV, and computer."
~'Be Red' Ad
“How can a team of committed managers with individual I.Q.’s above 120 have a collective I.Q. of 63?”
~Peter Senge
"Books give you knowledge, knowledge is power, power corrupts, corruption leads to crime, crime doesn't pay. SO DON'T READ BOOKS!"
~NarutoUzumaki738
"Well let me tell you why, if I did marry bacon I would soon be jailed for frying up and devouring my yummy bacon spouse."
~Unknown
"Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but you're abusing the priviledge."
~darkangel51
"Y'know, you've got pretty good posture for someone without a spine."
~Bakura, 'Is This Normal' - Lizeth
"Heaven won’t take me and hell is afraid I’ll take over. The Powers That Be don’t know how to classify me. Thus, I will never die, if only to save the deific bureaucrats from a mound of extra paperwork and red tape."
~Malik, 'Similar Differences' - Amarin Rose
"¿Por que no te callas?"
~El rey de españa... (O.o)
(In case you didn't get that, the King of Spain asked someone, "Why don't you shut up!" YouTube It's about 30 seconds in to the video.)
"Once you can accept the universe as matter that is expanding into nothing that is something, wearing stripes with plaid comes easy."
~Game playing tip on 'Zuma' (Zuma Game)
“Where the hell’ve you been!” she shouted in his face.
"(dot-dot-dot)"
“Don’t give me that dot-dot-dot thing!”
"(dot-dot)"
“Or dot-dot!”
"(dot)"
“BAKURA!”
~Bakura and OC, 'Silent Love'-Eyes-of-Crimson
"Say that again and I will have you crucified with your own pens."
"Maybe I can get Bakura away from Yugi and Ryou later and pound his face into the the back of his skull..."
~Yami Yugi, 'Game Queen and Then Some'-Borath
"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"
~Marik - Meeps (DeviantART)
"You'll pay attention, won't you, Ahmose?" "Huh?"
~'Ahmose Inarus'-Hato_chiisai
"What's your buisness in Port Royal, 'Mr.Smith'?"
"And no lies!"
"None? Very well. You've rumbled me. I confess: I intend to commandeer one of these ships, pick up a crew in Tortuga, go out on my account, and do a little honest pirating."
"We said no lies!"
"I think he's telling the truth."
"He's not telling the truth."
"He may be."
"If he were telling the truth he wouldn't have told us."
"Unless, of course, he knew you wouldn't believe the truth even if he told it to you."
~Jack Sparrow, Guard #1, Guard #2 - Pirates of the Carribean
"This coming from the person who threatened to give birth to a muffin."
~Unknown
"When life gives you lemons, make apple pie! And then throw the lemons at cars."
~N.t.H.
"This story has a happy ending... The ship sank."
~Life of Pi
"I'm not just luggage; I'm a suitcase!"
~D. S.
"This day is today, right?" "You can't argue with that logic."
~Jude, Jonesey-6teen
"Ever wonder why underwear are plural, but bra is singular?"
~L. C.
"Ever think of how much damage you could do in a china shop with a frozen turkey?"
~L. C.
"Do not mess with the affairs of the almighty dragons, for we humans are crunchy and good with ketchup."
~Unknown
"I intend to live forever, or die trying."
~Groucho Marx
"...two fries short of a happy meal..."
~Unknown
"Shut up before I give you something to cry about!"
~many, many people...
"We're both in barrels. That's the extent of my knowledge."
~Miguel, Road to El Dorado
"It is a fact, well known to those who know it well..."
~The Hollow Chocolate Bunnies of the Apocalypse
"Whenever god closes one door, he always opens another, even though sometimes it's Hell in the hallway."
~C.M.
"Vir prudens non contra ventum mingit."
~N.t.H.
"Hocine bibo aut in eum digitos insero?"
~N.t.H.
"Huc accedit zambonis!"
~N.t.H.
"Fabas indulcet fames"
~N.t.H.
(http/www.yuni.com/library/latin.html)
"Come to the dark side. (We have cookies)."
~M.M.
"I don't SUFFER from insanity...I enjoy EVERY MINUTE of it!"
~M.M.
"There's a mugged leprechaun at the end of every rainbow."
~J.M.
'Down in Pompeii,
Near the dormant volcano,
Way back to Rome,
I dare not go!
For if I do,
My mater will say,
Have you ever tried yoga,
While wearing a toga,
Down iiiiiin Pompeii!'
~L.C.
"Wow, that's sad... My dignity is worth five cans of pop..."
~L.C.
"Larry, I'm going to give you advice I give all the geniuses I know... Don't be an idiot."
~C.S.
"And here's another curse: may all your bacon BURN!"
~Calcifer - Howl's Moving Castle
"I stayed up until 1:00 playing cards with my grandparents. I have no life!" "I stayed up until 2:30 playing cards with myself. If you have no life, I must be a corpse! Exclamation point!"
~Random Reader Type Person & Friend
"Is this a real gun?" " Uh no, it's not, but don't shoot!"
~Same person that wrote Saiyuki
"They never do anything the simple way if they can find a complicated way around it."
~Dema-Shatterglass
"Be there any dangers, o ladder-legs?" "You're still in front of me, so I guess not."
~Sam and Arcie-Villains by Necessity
"Think how much worse it would be if life was fair, and all the awful things that happened to us happened because we actually deserve them. I, for one, take great comfort in the completely impersonal hostility of the universe."
~Unknown
"I love music. I can't carry a tune in a bucket, but I think that's my throat, not my ears."
~Emilie Richards
"It is better to be hated for what one is than to be loved for what one is not."
~L.C.
"Today is a gift... That's why it's called the present."
~Shuba
My Quotes...:
"Don't die, it's not good for your health."
"Live every day like it's your last. (Eventually you'll be right.)"
"One day I will be famous, and you'll be able to say I signed your yearbook." (written in yearbooks)
Me: "Can't you get new eyebrows before you wear your new head?"
A. G-D.: "Oh, I can take off and put on the head as I please."
Message:
Hearts and flowers to L.C. who comes up with so many interesting quotations!
Exclamation points and question marks to N.t.H... where did you find that website?
Hearts and exclamation points to J.E. who actually quoted one of MY sayings, in her 'birthday speech'...
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