11/16/04

whoever fixed my bio page from the smush or whatever it was...thanks! even if it's the admin...no hard feelings at this point (except maybe for whoever referred me there in the first place)

9/13/04
upcoming:
roadtrip on the hippie bus
summary of story-to-be: skunky and the freak show are taking a road trip...on a 1969 certified hippiebus. and as per usual they're kidnapping, blackmailing, and otherwise doing terrible things to everyone in their path! for those of you who liked the weirdest crossover ever, it's back, and now with some actual plot! gasp!

so far:
taken down by the admin. possibly up again later if I can figure out how many typos I have in the whole stupid thing. --U

warnings: typical skunky insulting everyone, some nasty humor, moderate prep bashing, insanity, stupidity, and all else that would be expected from the freak show. minor lie. skunky still can't drive...oops grins

supposed rating: PG-13

if I ever make another account I could put it up there too, but at this point I'm just trying to get enough of it done so I'll have time to check for typos before reposting it or whatever...

to see it thus far(and seethe mind of the freak we all call skunky) go to:

http://www.livejournal.com/users/obseletevulture/

It may take a while for you to fins it so just scroll back to the october 26th entry for the last chapter (for others not started yet go back to the

chapters and their dates of post on my journal:(the most recent being first, the first chapter being the last)

(upcoming)-yugi-oh part 2 (hopefully posted by the end of this week, if not then sometime next week)

10/26/04-stop: johnny the homocidal maniac

10/12/04-yugi-oh (part 1)

9/21/04-invader zim

9/17/04-introduction to the freak show

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upcoming: interdimensional whatsits?

summary: the sequel of sorts to 'a slight problem.' years have passed since the incident, and the gang is now struggling with the normal problems of college life. until a set of strange men kidnap ryou, kaiba and mokuba, and are now preparing to take them back to the other dimension to their master! then lela appears to the others with the calling...They're going to the homeworld, to help with the war. Dang there goes all hope for the honor roll.

so far:
chapter one-the calling: near completion-ready within a week at most-delayed by school, promise to work on, on the weekend
chapter two-the arrival: rough sketch complete, yet to be written

warnings: flashback on torture, violence, gore, dark humor, character death (minor characters thus far), rating may go up.

rating: high PG-13 (for violence), to possible low R...at this point, I'm not sure, warnings will be up before chapter portions containing heavy torture/graphic violence etc.

genre:sci-fi/fantasy/horror/action-adventure/...a little touch of humor...just about everything but romance as per usual.

cheers, that's all for now, at the moment I'm working on finishing a slight problem and maybe posting up on what humor fics didn't get taken down...I may eventually re post some of them on my livejournal thing...although since I have the free account it may not be as good, but at any rate, since 'survive the summer' was taken down as well as some of my other humor stories...I've been kinda bummed with humor. I'm definately re-posting them at look for me as
eaterofclosets
I should have them back up before the end of the month if all goes well.

a big thank you to:
Takusi
Mamono
Deathcry
Crap Demon (aka hazel nuttie)
Frank
And Alexica

expect to find yourselves in the hippie bus fic. think of it as a thank you.
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ALRIGHT ADMIN!!! LOOKIT HERE!!!
I'm doing the best I can REALLY I AM.
I don't have perfect grammer or spelling,I know that, but I am trying to clean it up the best I can. can you just give me a break??? I'm serious I'm trying as hard as I can. I honestly couldn't see anything wrong with that last story, and I don't know why you took it down at all.
-- trust me, i'm trying!

YEEEHAW!!!! SHALOM Y'ALL!!!! THIS INSANE DERANGED PSYCOPATH HERE IS BACK AND HAS EVEN LESS OF A CLUE OF WHAT'S GOING ON THAN EVER!!!!
skunky: roll bio!
shade: it's gone.
yark: yeah artanis ate it...
skunky: WHAT? HOW CAN THAT STUPID PROTOSS EAT MY BIO??? HE DOESN'T HAVE A MOUTH!!!
artanis: I'm sorry...i couldn't resist...and ax made me do it!!!! points at the andalite
ax: it tasted of grease and salt.
skunky: --U fine. roll the backup bio.
yark: rolling.
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UPDATED BIO!!!!!!
DESTROY spaz throws chair through the screen

9/01/04
YAY!!!! rolls around on the ground HURRICANE'S COMING!!!!!
shade: ...what???
skunky: I'm in florida...hurricane frances!!!! MY HOUSE IS GOING TO GET BLOWN DOWN!!!!! screams at him
shade:
pyrochick: what are you doing???
skunky: harrassing the helpless internet.
rlena: oh. joy. sarcastically
alex: hey...where are all my cds???
skunky: HERE!!! throws zao cd at her
alex: bonk ;;
shade: nice aim.
skunky thank you.oh I might not update soon, because i may not have power at my house...fight. thanks goes back to customary insanity
-skunky
8/19/04
skunky:yep schools back in. thus I can write again. sure the proboscis monkey-obsessed author(ess) has two sadistic english classes to make up for her mistakes last year. but she can still drink a bottle of tabasco with the best of them!!!!
fenix: hear hear!
skunky: anyway. I as the authorised persona of the author herself, am given the authority to write notes and bizzarity to the world from this computer.
shade: what??? skunky's not the authoress???
skunky: welll....you can talk to her now....
???: hello. yes I am the authoress. skunky is merely my single greatest character.
skunky: see?
shade: but how are you NOT skunky??? I mean...I can't really tell much of a difference between you two.
skunky: I'm the face she shows to the world. sarcastic, caustic, easily mood swinging, spontanteous...get the point?
???: and I am the one who grows depressed easily, hides from the world, is naive...I don't show up very often.
skunky: I hide her well.
???: skunky's haircut is the closest I ever got to self mutilation...I mutilated my appearence, and cut off chunks of hair.
shade:... oh .U
skunky: I am the rocker.
???: I am the little outcast girl.
skunky: I am secure and independant.
???: I am cast away and scared of the world.
???: through skunky's interaction with the world, I have gained friends and lost bullies.
skunky: and through her deep thinking and brooding I have become intelligent and sometimes compassionate.
shade: so...you're scitsophrenic?
skunky: no.
???: in a way, but I have complete control over whether I am skunky or I am not...in a way, yes. but many authors slip into the roles of their characters. skunky is one i am comfortable in.
skunky: grins plus this means I'm not her, which means her writing is never self insertation...not really at least.
???: think ying and yang. we are two parts of a personality.
shade: I'm confused.
???: so am I. but it makes sense deep down, in fact, by writing this I am in control of skunky, putting her away for the moments to come...
crickets
???: you'll notice who is who by the writing stle...humor or angst? dissapears
skunky: grins well?
shade: this makes you odd you know...
skunky: of course I know. but no matter what I do I'm always going to be 'odd,'I know that for a fact, so why even try to hold back and conform?
shade:...
skunky: therefore this conversation is over.
shade: fine.
links
bakura site:

juvenile orion fansite:

takusi's web page: (recommended for ranma 1/2 fans)

mamono's cool art: (yugi-oh fans mostly)
?aidMamono

invader zim WAVs (sounds-hilarious even for non fans!!)
requests.html

best stories come from:
yugi oh:
Karribuhater59 (supernatural/angst/horror)
TaleneIsMyYami (humor)
Death-Cry (angst)
Takusi (humor)
Mamono (humor)

a big thank you to anyone insane enough to support me in my PLOT FOR WORLD DOMI- I mean, heheh, for reading my stories, and giving me such brilliant inspiration.