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Author has written 26 stories for Lord of the Rings, Holes, Pirates of the Caribbean, Zorro, Kingdom Hearts, StarTrek: The Next Generation, National Treasure, Labyrinth, Twilight, Harry Potter, Pitch Black / Riddick, and Star Trek: 2009. Writing is my life. End of story. (But I would sell my soul to become an artist, for realsies.) Also, by some bizarre turn of events, I have 8 best friends. Literally. (PP) My messages to all of the characters in the books I read, and various other messages: ANNE RICE SUUUUUCKS!! :P Seriously, I couldn't finish "Interview with the Vampire" because it was SOOOOOO long and boring. I bet Stephenie Meyer reads Anne Rice (evil grin) THE WALLFLOWER: Kyohei - I LOVE YOU!! -- Sunako - You're my hero! Let's go to an old insane asylum together :D -- Noi - You're beautiful, so quit being so insecure, dummy. Thbbt! :P Shizumasa (The Gentlemen's Alliance) - You SUCK ASS! I'm running you over with a lawnmower, you cheating meanie!! Leave Haine alone, you butthole and let your brother have her! And just because you have leukemia is no excuse to manipulate people, you low life! (slaps him) Mkay, I'm done :) TWILIGHT: Jacob - If you find Nessie dead and stuffed in a trashcan...yeah, it wasn't me. You can cry on my shoulder though (bats eyelashes) -- Bella - ...yeah, not even going there. :P -- Alice - I LOVE YOU!! MARRY ME EVEN THOUGH NEITHER OF US ARE LESBIANS!! -- Edward - Go sniff garlic, you prick. And quit knocking people up with your demon spawn. LORDS OF THE UNDERWORLD: Torin - You can infect me with your deadly virus any day, as long as I can die in your arms (dreamy sigh) -- Arya - You're the most awesome person ever! Dimitri (Vampire Academy) - HOW COULD YOU!! DX Caspian (Narnia) - Quit cheating on Ramandu's daughter, you dipshit. Data (Star Trek: TNG) - I swear, I didn't kill Tasha Yar because you slept with her. Or the Borg queen. Or that other chick. Heh heh :) Ella (Ella Enchanted) - You are my soulmate. GROUP HUG!! :D Howl (Howl's Moving Castle) - WHAT IS UP WITH TURNING YOUR PREGNANT WIFE INTO A CAT?? O.O Anne Boleyn - You were framed. If I were there, I would've turned you into a vampire. Henry VIII - You pedophile -_- Bloody Mary Tudor - Psycho. Julia (from The Pleasure Slave) - GIMME THAT BOX, DAMN YOU!! (growls) Rayne (Blood Coven) - "I'M THE SLAY-AH BAYBEEEEEEEEE!" I have never laughed so hard in my life :) Armand (Interview with the Vampire) - I was literally drooling when I saw you in the movie. Suck my blood now, or I'll kick your ass. :F Riley (The Immortals) - WHY DID YOU HAVE TO GO AWAY! WHY?? WHYYYYYYY?? DX Riddick (Pitch Black) - (drool related stupor) ... Alan Rickman - You're the hottest person ever. You can screw me any day, I don't care if you're 73 :D Raven (Vampire Kisses) - If you were anymore mary-sueish, I would puke, but for some reason, I like you enough to not kill you (consider yourself lucky) :) Elena (Vampire Diaries) - FORGET STEFAN! IT'S DAMEN YOU WANT, DAMN IT! Mistoffelees (Cats) - Your myspace is GAY!! :) Riku (Kingdom Hearts) - I WILL FREAKING SHOVE PAUPOU FRUIT DOWN YOUR THROAT :D Legolas (LOTR) - Quit stating the obvious all the time. It's ruining your cool factor. Sweeney Todd (self-titled) - I will cut your throat for killing Alan Rickman grrrrr >:( Zhang Ziyi - I LOVE YOU BE MY BEST FRIEND!! I almost beat up someone for mispronouncing your name and not caring that he was doing it. Seriously :) EVERYONE IN THE "SISTERS OF THE MOON" BOOK SERIES: You offend my intelligence. Quit making me lose IQ points. House of Flying Daggers ending - Was that really necessary? Elizabeth (POTC) - What is up with the Chinese warlord thing? Seriously! Gilbert (Anne of Green Gables) - TOOK YOU FREAKING LONG ENOUGH!! (PB) Wow, I can't believe I've been doing this for SIX years O.O I should have like an anniversary party or something... | |||||||||||||||
1. Chronicles of Riddick: The Animal Side » reviewsLysia kills every man who tries to get into her pants, for reasons only known to her. Riddick's senses go wild when he first smells her. Maybe there's more to both of them than meets the eye. More adult version on adultfanfictionPitch Black / Riddick - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,519 - Reviews: 41 - Updated: 11-17-09 - Published: 4-8-092. Love Has No Logic » reviewsGrace Fairgrass crosses the teacher/student line with Spock at Starfleet Academy. Grace's quirky humor and brave additude are just what Spock needs to overcome logic, and his doubts of human love.Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,701 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 11-10-09 - Published: 10-25-09 - Spock3. 101 Ways to Cook a Squib » reviews--Non-main Harry Potter characters-- Kitty, a squib, longs to be part of the magical world. When Dumbledore offers her a job at Hogwarts, she can't refuse, but there's more to her predicament than meets the eye. --Set before Harry and after Voldemort--Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,537 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 10-23-09 - Published: 8-31-08 - OC4. Like a Gentle Wind RELOADED » reviewsEllen Marion didn't expect to fall in love when she transferred to Hogwarts and she didn't expect to fall for her teacher either. Snape/OC -no smut, just a love story-Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,391 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 4-21-09 - Published: 9-19-08 - Severus S. & OC - Complete5. An Imprinting in Texas » reviews--Non-Twilight characters story. I only borrowed a concept.-- Abby, a Texas-born college student, meets Wiley who can't stop looking at her. Wiley can't leave Abby alone. Not after what happened when he first saw her face...Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,882 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 10-13-08 - Published: 8-31-08 - Complete6. Star Trek: The Data Project » reviewsAdmiral Rose Hayes was married to Data and her world comes crashing down when he is blown up. Now, she'll risk everything she has to get Data back.StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,917 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 10-13-08 - Published: 8-29-06 - Data & Q - Complete7. Labyrinth: His Rightful Heir » reviewsThe real sequel to Labyrinth was that Toby had to become Jareth’s heir when Toby came of age. I’m writing my own version of it. Kind of mixing it with Beauty and the Beast a little. Enjoy! More adult version on adultfanfiction Same titleLabyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,793 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 3-5-08 - Published: 4-27-078. National Treasure: The Knights Templar » reviewsDr. Grey calls the trio to England in search of another Knights Templar treasure. RileyOC but nothing nastyNational Treasure - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,803 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 12-28-07 - Published: 9-19-069. To Tame a Pirate 3: The Flaming Heart » reviewsA new version of my 3rd TTAP story to fit the new POTC movie! Amanda must help her friends find Jack, but when they do, will she bury the hatchet and forgive him?Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,251 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 10-16-06 - Published: 7-13-06 - Complete10. Where There is Justice: The New and Improved » reviewsWhen Resendo's fiance comes to town to free Zorro, she stirs up feelings in Felipe. The new and improved version!Zorro - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,278 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 10-16-06 - Published: 9-13-04 - Complete11. How I Met Stanley Yelnats: The Story Within » reviewsAfter Deyna breaks her arm, Stanley helps her write down the true story of how they met. An in depth story of the couple's feelings and backgrounds.Holes - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,833 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 9-21-06 - Published: 9-13-05 - Complete12. Summer Vacation » reviewsWhat if Legolas fell into our world? And how would our world react? Follow the story of Gen and Legolas who must make a choice that neither wants to make. AU NOW COMPLETE!Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,964 - Reviews: 33 - Updated: 9-7-06 - Published: 8-22-06 - Legolas & Galadriel - Complete13. The Maiden of Dol Amroth REVISED » reviewsLothiriel met Eomer at Rohan before the battle of the Ring. Her heart was taken. Now, after Eomer tarnishes her virtue, will she forgive him, or stay stubborn forever? AULord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,712 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 5-4-06 - Published: 2-8-06 - Lothíriel & Eomer - Complete14. Kingdom Hearts: A Light in the Darkness » reviewsThe first part in a three part series. Riku goes with his new friend Lysia on a mission from King Mickey. But when the darkness threatens Riku again, will Lysia shed a light on him?Kingdom Hearts - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,871 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 4-26-06 - Published: 4-12-06 - Riku & Donald Duck15. Taming the Princess reviewsI was an ordinary kid. Parties, drugs, when one day I woke up in Middle Earth. It was no picnic. I had to wear a skirt like, all of the time. Follow my journey from Earth to Middle Earth, and then back to Earth again. It wasn't easy.Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 2-1-06 - Published: 9-27-05 - Elrond16. To Tame a Pirate 5: Sarah's Story » reviewsA man involved with the Sparrow children's kidnapping 3 years earlier falls for Sarah and she unwillingly falls for him.Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,115 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 10-21-04 - Published: 10-15-0417. I can't believe it's Middle Earth! » reviewsA show storm and an elevator transport two girls into Middle-Earth. Haldir is a poo poo head and Legolas is sweet, but this world is better than before! CO written with Arwenamin. NOW COMPLETE!Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 26,889 - Reviews: 107 - Updated: 8-31-04 - Published: 1-7-04 - Haldir & Legolas - Complete18. How I met Stanley Yelnats 3: The Next Generation » reviewsThe girls of D-Tent's kids get kidnapped, but after the boys get kidnapped also, it's up to D-Tent, plus their wives to save their kids. NOW COMPLETE!Holes - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 9,713 - Reviews: 51 - Updated: 8-28-04 - Published: 5-3-04 - Complete19. To Tame a Pirate 4: Lessons We Must Learn » reviewsAfter Amanda and Jack's children are kidnapped, Amanda must learn the ropes of being a pirate. NOW COMPLETE!Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,584 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 7-20-04 - Published: 6-22-04 - Complete20. To Tame a Pirate 3: Rediscovering Importance » reviewsAmanda finds Jack but can they put their differences aside and remember their love for each other, or will their children do it for them? NOW COMPLETE!Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 6,527 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 6-7-04 - Published: 4-26-04 - Complete21. Robin Hobbit » reviewsThis story is how Robin Hood found his way into Middle-Earth and how he replaces Frodo in the Fellowship. The rivalry between Legolas and Gimli in turn ends up between Legolas and Robin. NOW COMPLETE!Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,475 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 5-28-04 - Published: 10-8-03 - Samwise G. & Legolas - Complete22. How I met Stanley Yelnats 2: Custody » reviewsAfter Deyna's grandparents die, Lorene claims to be her mother. Pendanski is found dead and now D-Tent must bring her back. NOW COMPLETE!Holes - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 7,525 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 4-28-04 - Published: 2-20-04 - Complete23. To Tame a Pirate 2: The married years » reviewsRated for implied things, not situations. Jack and Amanda are happily married but will Jack's love of the sea come between them? NOW COMPLETE!Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,946 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 4-12-04 - Published: 3-12-04 - Complete24. To Tame a Pirate » reviewsRated for things implied, not situations. Before Jack's crew mutinied, his ship picked up a strange girl. While he was locked up, they became friends. Now, he must get off the island to save her from his own crew. NOW COMPLETE!Pirates of the Caribbean - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 6,956 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 3-17-04 - Published: 2-6-04 - Complete25. The Four » reviewsThis is one of the only Gandalf romances out there. I've finally started writing more on this. Please RR and tell me if I should write more. CHAPTER 3 UP!Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,964 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 3-2-04 - Published: 11-28-03 - Gandalf & Saruman26. How I met Stanley Yelnats » reviewsThe story of Deyna, Pendanski's daughter, working and living in Camp Green Lake. On the way she finds romance, and a few other things. NOW COMPLETE!Holes - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,451 - Reviews: 26 - Updated: 2-11-04 - Published: 10-20-03 - Complete
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