The Purple Colored Crazy Monkey is all of the following:

Obsessed with Harry Potter
Draco/Hermione, Harry/Ginny, Ron/Padma, James/Lilly shipper
Fan of British Humor (Monty Python, Fawlty Towers, Are you Being Served, Keeping up Appearances)
Actually, a fan of anything and everything British
A Democrat (but not extremely liberal in ideology)
Has a mad crush on Prince Harry
Loves British Men and their sexy accent
Loves Men with sexy accent in general.
Is a deranged fangirl