'Ello, all! I don't know how you found this account, maybe from some ancient review I've left,or if I'm lucky, someone's favorite author list, hehe. XD;

As you may have noticed, I have no fics on FF.net URLs. There is an explanation for this.

I used write humor fanfics, mostly Sonic the Hedgehog ones. Combined, they boasted over five hundred positive reviews and about 8 negative ones. Yeppers. Unfortunately Fanfiction.net wasn't too clear about their rules back then and I wasn't very good at understanding said rules, so they were in script format which the fanfiction.net admins called 'AIM format' for some reason.

...'Course they were all kinda dumb and mostly OOC humor anyway. XD;;; Aw, well. At least they weren't self inserts. If for some reason you want to poison your brain with OOC Sonic humor the fics still exist on one of my DeviantART accounts, and the links are below. Hee, a shameless plug, as my friend would say.

And yes, for a short while I worked on revising them in story format and re-posting them, but then they were removed as well. I tried to repost them twice and both times they got deleted, so I'm not going to bother trying again. You can see which of the fics I was able to revise because they don't have 'script format' in bold in their summaries.

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DeviantART account: http://xvideociraptorx.deviantart.com/

DeviantART account for my fanfics, because fanfiction.net officially hates me: http://videociraptor.deviantart.com/

Some pictures. XP

1. Groundhog Day

2. Super Shadow Sunshine?

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Stories Authored

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1. Team Dark's Head Start
When Rouge brings Shadow and Omega to her home after removing them from Eggman's base, what kind of insanity could possibly take place? Team Dark on Normal Days Chapter 1.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words:5443 - Reviews:Used to have about 10-20- Updated: 12-7-04 - Published: 1-?-04

2. Preparations
Observe Shadow, Rouge and Omega as they prepare for what's ahead of them in Sonic Heroes. Team Dark on Normal Days Chapter 2.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words:5506 - Reviews:Used to have about15- Updated: 12-7-04 - Published: 1-?-04

3. Team Dark's Christmas
First Sonic Heroes fic EVER.Rouge actually takes a try at celebrating Christmas, being pushed by Shadow, whois acting really, REALLY strange, and Omega in 'Christmas Mode'. Now somewhat illustrated, script format.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Fiction Rated: K+10? - English - Humor - Chapters:8 - Words:49287 - Reviews: Used to have about 115- Updated: 12-11-04 - Published: 12-16-03

4. Team Dark's New Year
Team Dark is Back, total chaos included! And with Omega in 'Sleepover Mode', New Years eve has never been more fun! Script format.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters:3 - Words:15273 - Reviews:Used to have about 70?- Updated: 2-14-05 - Published: 12-28?-03

5. Post-Heroes Party
Metal Sonic has been defeated, and there's only one thing left to do... write a sterotypical party fanfiction! Team Dark on Normal Days Chapter 3.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters:1 - Words:9167 - Reviews:Used to have about 10-20- Updated: 2-14-05 - Published: 1-?-04

6. It's Not Broken, Fix It Anyway!
Curious about what Shadow and Omega did with Metal Sonic at the end of Sonic Heroes? Perhaps it's better if you don't know, but... Aww, what the heck. I'll tell you. Team Dark on Normal Days Chapter 4. Script format.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters:1 - Words:8184 - Reviews:Used to have about 20-30- Updated: 2-14-05 - Published: 1-?-04

7. Team Dark's Valentine's Day
While Rouge tries to find out the identity of her 'secret admirer', Shadow tries to run his own contest... In which he goes on dates with rabid fangirls... And Omega goes searching for a little love himself. This could come to no good, honestly. Script format.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters:7 - Words:49323 - Reviews:Used to have about 230- Updated: 2-14-05 - Published: 2-1-04

8. Shadow's 'Bicentiplets'
Shadow has released all of his clones. All 199 of them. Big mistake. Team Dark on Normal Days Chapter 5-6. Script format.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters:2 merged into 1- Words:14739 - Reviews:Used to have about 50- Updated: 4-7-05 - Published: 2-?-04

9. Problems with the President
Rouge goes to the President's office to get another certificate or something,and feels obligated to bring Shadow, Omega, and Metal Sonic along... But when the President gets sick and Shadow decides he needs to subsitute... Team Dark on Normal Days Chapter 7. Script format.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1- Words:9368 - Reviews:Used to have about 20- Updated: 4-7-05 - Published: 2/3?-?-04

10. Team Dark's Easter
Rouge finds a 'mysterious' ad for an egg hunt. And all of the Sonic Heroes teams will be there. Doesn't this summary just make you wanna read this? Didn't think so. Script format.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters:5- Words:31932 - Reviews:Used to have about 200- Updated: 4-7-05 - Published: 3-?-04

11. See Spot Start World War III
Omega finds a German Shepard puppy. A very cute German Shepard puppy. Can he keep it, Rouge? Team Dark on Normal Days Chapter 8. Script format.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters:1- Words:7688 - Reviews:Used to have about20- Updated: 5-4-05 - Published: 3-?-04

12. Team Dark's Parent Days
Everything is going just fine at Rouge's... Until her parents surprise her by showing up for the weekend. How is she going to explain the two weapons of mass destruction taking residence in their house? Script format.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters:5- Words:27622 - Reviews:Used to have about 250-300- Updated: 6-2-05 - Published: 5-1?-04

13. Rule Number 2 (Parts 1 and 2)
Part 1 and the never-before-seen part 2 of 'Rule Number 2'. Rouge finds Shadow and Omega in her room and she locks them in her basement, where they discover Metal Sonic in a less-than-sound state of mind. Beware of absurdist/random humor; chapters 10 and 11 of Team Dark on Normal Days. Script format.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Fiction Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters:5- Words:2344 - Reviews:Used to have about 20?- Updated: 4-?-05 - Published: 7-?-04

I am quite aware that the link to chapter 8 of Team Dark on Normal Days is not here. That is because I dislike chapter 8. The morbidly curious can find it by searching through my fanfic DeviantART account, but honestly I don't recommend it.