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since: 10-06-03, id: 465932
country: USA
Author has written 22 stories for X-Men: Evolution, Parodies and Spoofs, and Harry Potter.
Half'n'Half, like, totally loves Lance and, like, loves writing about Lance, so, like, she writes a lot of, like, Lancitty fluff. Half'n'Half has decided to not do anymore chapter fics of course she will finnish the one's she started.

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ProFool(I'm the one that actually puts the junkers up) I like the Brotherhood, but I'll probably write about the X-Geeks too. I will never write a romance, especially one involving Rogue or Remy. I might include some in my stories such as Toad loves Wanda, but it wont be a romance, yo? I will never have original characters play major roles. I might use a couple to fill space or maybe as a villian, but none where the new mutant comes to Bayville and Blah de blah.(My Profiles the biggest cause I wrote it myself along with the other two's, you slackers)

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HomeGrown he types, yup, I type slow and he gets annoyed then I get to dictate to the suburban farmboy. I don't know if he'll ever get around to writing his own fanfiction, but I put him up all the same. He's been having massive computer problems. You know the episode Fun and Games, the one where Kitty crashes three computers, yeah that'd about sum it up.

Yea, I type, just like she said. I will eventually write a story. I have a couple ideas in my head right now. Possible Harry Potter-Evo cross over thingy.
~Homegrown

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Jess MacPhisto is our editor for Mutants of the Caribbean! Will she put up any of her own stories? *shrugs* Why ask me? Maybe she'll type more stuff in here or tell me to I really don't know.

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Pheloneous our new writer is acyually gonna do a non X-Men fic! Can you believe it? He got bored at work and decided to write up a simpsons parody of Pirates of the Caribbean. Popular movie to parody, huh.

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Stories to watch for:

ProFool:

Half'n'Half talked me into turning this dream I had into a fanfic. Second Time Round...this should take a while...

HomeGrown's got his Mutant Fair...sadly based on a true story... MOO!

Mutants of the Caribbean!

Mutants meet Hogwarts- Scott is Harry, Todd is Ron, and Wanda is hermione. All other characters have been given roles as well. This is what happens when Homegrown gets bored. He turns Harry Potter into X-men. Or he turns somethin else into X-Men...

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Comments:
Half'n'Half likes reviews.
They make her dance.
Her dance is called the "Happy Kitty Dance".
To make Half'n'Half do the "Happy Kitty Dance" you must review.


1. Mutants of the Opera » reviews
This isn't a song fic or a parody! The Bayville mutants try putting on a musical to raise money leading to disapearances and humor...much fun! FINISHED Yay!
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,779 - Reviews: 47 - Updated: 1-23-06 - Published: 12-31-04
2. The Rise of his Heir »
1942. The Muggles are at war, Tom Riddle is about to discover the chamber of secrets, and the headmaster doesn't seem to even notice there are students at the school. A dark comedy and a psychological drama that WILL end in tragedy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,921 - Updated: 5-1-05 - Published: 4-25-05 - Voldemort
3. Second Time Round » reviews
Ever wish you could change the past? When you're nothin' but a hood your regrets tend to build up over time. Two former delinquents go back in time to change the terrible future they helped create.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,927 - Reviews: 53 - Updated: 1-18-05 - Published: 1-6-04
4. When Boredom Strikes reviews
When Johnny gets bored he decides to take a midnight stroll and comes across Todd, Ray and Sam playing with fireworks. It turns out that Lance's Jeep, Fireworks, Rogue, Johnny, Todd and Wanda don't always mix that well. Possible Lancitty and Romy later on
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,354 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-10-05
5. Club Paradise reviews
Lance and Kitty are a couple years older, and they're running their own club. Tragedy strikes when Colossus shows up. Song Fic to Copacabana. Written by HomeGrown
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,425 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 1-4-05
6. Mutant Fair » reviews
Magneto and Xavier take the X-Men and the Brotherhood to the local Fair to try and get them to become friends with each other. Each X-Men is with a Brotherhood member, and anything can happen. Bobby and Johnny included.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,206 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 1-4-05 - Published: 12-5-03
7. Killing Summer Boredom » reviews
The X-Men and Brotherhood have to find lots of ways to get over summer boredom.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,734 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 8-23-04 - Published: 7-25-04
8. Mutants of the Caribbean » reviews
[Last Chapter Up!] Elizabeth Swann is Kitty, Will Turner is Lance, Captain Jack Sparrow is
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 26 - Words: 32,577 - Reviews: 165 - Updated: 5-23-04 - Published: 12-15-03
9. Your Song reviews
Song Fic to "Your Song" by Elton John. LanceKitty some JeanScott, and I guess you could say there's some JeanElton in there too.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,803 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 5-5-04
10. SpiderCat reviews
Kitty has Arachnid Phobia and Pietro has a new pet. . . but not for long.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,523 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 4-29-04
11. Stray Shadowcat » reviews
Kitty blows up a bridge... She's a bad girl and feels she can no longer live with the X-Men.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,458 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 4-21-04 - Published: 3-12-04
12. Manipulating Evolution » reviews
Wanda switches around everyone's powers. Insanity and attempted world domination occurs. Half'n'Half's first chapter fic.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,621 - Reviews: 61 - Updated: 3-8-04 - Published: 1-24-04
13. BDay with the BroHood reviews
It's Todd's birthday! Typical Brotherhood insanity, until the X-men decide to join in on the festivities and it all ends with Mr. Logan in a pool. Sort of the sequel to Siren Stylists.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,340 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-19-04
14. The Siren Stylists reviews
The Bayville Sirens decide to have a reunuionsleepover, but what happens when the Professor say no? It's off to the Boarding House of course, but will the boys survive the night?
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,523 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 1-5-04
15. Pyro's Initiation reviews
Pyro joins the Brotherhood, but not until he passes four tests made up by the boys. Will he pass? Will he survive? Will Logan seek Revenge?
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 12-23-03
16. If You Like Wolverine Clap Your Hands » reviews
It's a song fic gone wrong. . . Scott and Jean try to teach the new recruits, Lance trys to win Kitty's heart through song, Logan gets stuck. . .
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,441 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 12-11-03 - Published: 12-1-03
17. The Delicious Pain of L'amour reviews
Why do delinquents fall in love with such abusive women? Lance&Kitty, Pietro&his harem, and, err, Todd loves Wanda. . . Silly Fic By Half'n'Half.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,277 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 11-24-03
18. The Rain Dance reviews
Well, it sure is raining outside right now. . . Wonder if any bananas were involved. Silly fic Half'n'Half, nuff said.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-12-03
19. Double Dating reviews
Lance takes Kitty to see Brother Bear. Scott attempts to break up their date by taking Jean to the same movie. Insanity ensues in this sillyfic by Half'n'Half.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,933 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 11-11-03
20. Lance's Kitty reviews
Set after Ascension part II. What would happen if Kitty didn't let go of Lance's arm? Silly Fic.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,049 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 11-2-03
21. Evil Henchmen Interviews reviews
We Interviewed some of the best henchmen up for hire! Short, yet entertaining!
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 10-6-03
22. Mutant Guesstures reviews
The Brotherhood and the X-Men play Guesstures. (It's a lot like Charades) Some character bashing, some sugestive pairing. Mainly just random humor and cheating.
X-Men: Evolution - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-6-03