Name: Isabel

Age: 21. (FINALLY! DUMBEST FREAKING LAW EVER! I got free beer the day after my birthday! Seriously, you want free alcohol? tell people it's your 21st birthday.)

School: Santa Rosa Junior College (yo, top 10 two-year colleges in the country...we are among them...)

Major: Probably Computer Sciences or Software Engineering, if I can do well enough at programming (I refuse to major in something I don't rock at).

Fave classes: German 1, French 1, French 2, Oak Leaf (Yay, newspaper! Dying professions are the best!), Boxing (And classes that make me want to die are also the best!), German 2 (I am now forgetting just about all my German verbs, and the past perfect is just woooooooosh...like deadlines. Use it or lose it, people.) , Math (who knows the quadratic formula? I DO! Yay!).

Status: TAKEN by the BEST MAN EVER...

(Does happy dance at thought of super fine, sexy, amazing boyfriend)

Favorite ships:

Mass Effect:

Shenko (Kaidan/Shepard...c'mon, how can you not love the cute stutter blush ma'am routine? Best romantic sub-plot I've ever seen!)

Tali/Garras

Wrex/nobody (Not that I have anything against him, but that's a bit ewwwy to think about.)

Liara/somebody not named Shepard (She has weird blue tentacle thingys for hair!! weird!)

Harry Potter

Harry/Ginny (Sorry, but they are perfect...)

Malfoy/Giant Squid (I just don't like him...he's whiny and annoying, seriously, all his fangirls need to READ THE BOOKS because he's written as an annoying coward!)

Hermione/Ron (arguing like an old married couple for nearly seven years...match made in heaven)

Oliver/Katie Bell (sexy accent+old anger over evil practice hours=good fights for good make ups. Who doesn't love the jockstrap Scottish dude?)

Remus/Tonks (I called that one before it happened, thanks.)

Firefly/Serenity

Mal/Inara (destiny...and great make-up...stuff after all that fighting!)

River/Jayne (wrong, but somehow right)

Simon/Kaylee (he's a boob, but a cute one, and she's shiny enough to deal with it)

Random Thoughtage:

Awkward nerds make my heart go pitter-patter (especially on the occasions when I inspire awkwardness in my boyfriend...flustered is a good look on men, you know?)

"Son of a whore!" -Simon, Serenity. Yes, Simon, you have proven your manly punching skills. Good job.

"I swallowed a bug." River, to Simon after nearly dying, Serenity.

"I can kill you with my brain." River, again.

Mexican Coca-Cola tastes waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay better than the stuff made in America! Irony! (Sugar is the secret ingredient...read the labels of all those American sodas, they will say "High Fructose Corn Syrup" but NO SUGAR. Now some of them say, "no high fructose corn syrup" but have NORMAL corn syrup!)

Seriously, how pathetic is it that one of the signature American drinks tastes better if made in Mexico? Kinda reminds me of how if you check a t-shirt with an American flag on the front, or some lame, overused patriotic message (Freedom isn't Free!! These Colors Don't Run! etc.) check their tag, and there's a good chance it will say "Made in China" or some other Asian country which I have nothing against but I would appreciate it if they could use better materials for making clothing and such that we buy because everything made anywhere else is way too expensive.

OH POTTER YOU ROTTER

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE

YOU'RE KILLING OFF STUDENTS

YOU THINK IT'S GREAT FUN!

Just because the movie producers are idiots (surprise surprise...another book series being butchered by movie types...oh SoCal, you give those of us in NorCal a bad name) does NOT mean that I don't know who the true hero of the Harry Potter Series is!

GO PEEVES!

"I ain't got nobody, and nobody can avoid, and I mean yachatatatayachatatataTAH! BrooooomCHi!"

Tell me where I got the above and you get my undying...erm...Muselike abilities. YES, if you identify that quote (might be somewhat fouled up, but if you know it, you'll recognize it) I will voluntarily act as your muse! When you need inspiration, think of ME! You may not be inspired, but, hey! You're not paying me for the platinum service, so deal with it, you silly Free Trial Membership people!