Shakuhachi Jade
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since: 10-07-03, id: 466344, Profile Updated: 08-29-12
country: USA
Author has written 24 stories for Artemis Fowl, Gundam Seed, Code Lyoko, Suikoden, Yu-Gi-Oh, Death Note, and Vampire Knight.

Welcome to my profile!
(I frequently update the status of my
life and my fanfiction here. ;D)

It's been a while since I last decor-
ated my profile, so:

Version 4.0...

But now watch as I rise to a whole new height,
And now my battle cry will be heard all night...

--"Shadow Games" by Trixie Reiss

I have a name, but knowing it is irrelevant because here on ff.n we have a
little something called a 'pen name.' I'm in college, all set to be a motherfuck
-ing Music Major. I graduate this spring. I have fangirl tendencies, and a hun-
ger for fanfiction that is never satisfied. I aspire to be something great in life,
regardless of whatever that turns out to be. Creative writing is a hobby of
mine that I take a professional pride in, though I believe my own abilities to
be mediocre, at best. Anime is something that an older friend of mine got me
into when I was but a wee middle schooler, but I've clung to it ever since. I
enjoy watching Death Note, Digimon, YuYu Hakusho, Trigun, Cowboy Bebop,
Burst Angel, Claymore, Serial Experiments Lain, FLCL, and (above all), Yugioh!,
Gundam:SEED, and Vampire Knight. I also seriously enjoy South Park on a very
dangerous level (something close to crack, I think; never tried crack though, so
I'm not positive on that one). I've been a proud member of ff.n since 2003, I
think, and I've been writing and reading fanfics for longer than that, so at least
I can say I've been around the block enough to know my strengths and weak-
nesses. I am a night owl by nature, so I tend to post all of my stories during the
late hours. I don't see myself giving up fanfiction any time soon. It's an addiction
I just can't seem to kick. Feel free to e-mail me if you wanna chat. I check it at
least once every day.

Random Request!: Please feel free to send me some ideas for my story You Know
You Wanna, as it desperately needs them. Otherwise, it's headed straight for the
recycle bin.

Pleasant Things (with italics!): At the top of my list, there are the two fan-
doms that currently hold my attention, and those are Yugioh! and Gundam:SEED.
I heart Yami Bakura with a viscous passion. He is the jelly to my peanut butter;
and he also tastes best when paired up with Yami Yugi. Darkshipping = OTP, kids.
I mostly ship yaoi couples in the anime I watch, but I'm up for anything orientation-
wise. In GS I ship AsuKira and YazkFllay, and I'm a sucker for the Kaname/Yuki/Zero
trio in Vampire Knight. Aside from anime, I love some relatively normal teenage things,
like rock (all types), boyfriend, and free time. My favorite cities are New York and
Baltimore
('cause they're the only two I've ever been to). I want to live in a city one
day. You'll often see city-like settings in the stories I write, because humans naturally
want what they don't have. I love grammar, spelling, sentence structure, and every-
thing about the English language. I write for fun, not attention (but reviews are nice).
I love winter - snow (specifically), and my birth month, January. Vampires have the
tendency to make my panties wet - and those are two of my favorite subjects to watch
in anime, along with guns. Reading fantasty/science-fiction books can calm me down more
than a warm cup of chai tea, but it's nice when both are present. ZOMG, raspberry tea!
(Any tea actually.) I think shortness is an asset, and Starbucks is magical. Pizza Hut is also
magical, but not as much as Starbucks (I did work at a Pizzaz Hut for a little while). I love
working, too, believe it or not (previously at Radioshack with the coolest people you'll never
meet). Night driving is one of my more recently acquired pastimes, but that's only enjoyable
if I am alone if there is music present. And MUSIC! How the hell could I forget to rant about
music
?! Definitely my most favorite thing in all the world. I play flute and guitar, and I
occasionally sing. Without music, life would not be nearly as awesome.

Unpleasant Things (italics too?): This paragraph probably won't be nearly as big
as the other list, but here goes nothing... I dislike (extremely) ignorant and/or belligerent
people
; the Twilight movies, for ruining a book series and a genre that I loved; the rain -
one of the most depressing phenomenons on this beautiful Earth; growing up; paying a
shit-ton of money
to go to college; over-sleeping, being late; toothaches; war, hate, and
violence
; LIARS of any kind; and being fake.

Sister Account: If you enjoy SOUTH PARK fanfiction, please check out
my new account as of 08/18/2012 - imsosrsly!

Ja ne,
;Shaku

I am falling, I am fading, I am drowning
Help me to breathe
I am hurting, I have lost it all, I am losing
Help me to breathe

--"Duvet" by BOA,
Theme song for Serial Experiments Lain


Here are some of the authors I've met on this site who have not only inspired
me to become a better writer, but have also inspired me to be a better person:

Cassandra Cassidy

Snare-chan

RobinRocks and Narroch

Jensti

Zosocrowe

Ramza Lionheart

Erik's Champion

anja-chan

Phoenix From The Ashes

YenGirl

Clue-Sama

Gravidy

lizoftheinfinite

Scarlett Shazam

Thank you guys, for teaching me a little bit more about myself;
you're the heroes of the of the underground writing subculture.


Explanation/Apology:
Unfortunately, I don't think I'll be updating any of my earlier fics anymore (like
Artemis Fowl: Blue Eyes or Black Eyes of AI). Sorry... The muses for them are
long dead and gone. However, if I decide to write them over, I will update them
with new chapters. But only if. Sorry again - I know there were probably still a few
people out there who were interested in my crazy stories. Maybe someday...


Updates:

August 3, 2011
Hello all! Just posted the first of a three-part Darkshipping drabble
requested by rei-jikitsune21. It's fairly short and not beta'ed AT ALL,
so I hope she enjoys it in spite of that. She asked that I use it as an
exercise to get over writer's block on the other Darkshipping one-shot
I'm working on, so I've tried to do just that. It appears to be working...

;Shaku

August 4, 2011
Posted the second chapter of my drabble ficlett, Tangled. Feel free to
check it out if you love Darkshipping, or even if you just love YGO! :D

;Shaku

September 1, 2011
Sorry I haven't posted the final installment of Tangled yet guys. First, I
kinda need to write it, and that just won't happen whilst I'm completely
absorbed in real-life, real-world bullshit. It'll happen when I get some free
time, which will hopefully be soon (or I might just go bat-shit off my rocker).
We'll see. An update is forthcoming! Promise! :)

;Shaku

November 28, 2011
Tangled, Pt.4 - 4% complete
Other Bakura-centric Story - 100% complete (POSTED)
Ultimatum III - 71% complete
Ryou-POV Story - 25% complete?

Finished the Bakura-centric one-shot. Hope you like it. :)

;Shaku


1. Wicked Game reviews
Playing games. He and I are always playing games… A Bakura-centric drabble. One-shot. YYxYB. Darkshipping. Rated for coarse language & descriptive sexual situations.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,043 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 11-28-11 - Yami Bakura & Yami Yūgi - Complete
2. What I Have Become reviews
"Now, I am death. I'm the kind of death like unto eternal blackness – a darkness so frightening that it makes you wonder if life has any true meaning to it at all." Yami Bakura. Introspective-drabble. Rated for extremely dark themes. One-Shot.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 818 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-24-11 - Yami Bakura & Zorc - Complete
3. Tangled » reviews
Everyone else could see that Bakura and Yami were two very different individuals that did not mesh together at all, that they were a fling and nothing more…everyone except them, of course. YYxYB. Darkshipping. Shonen-ai. Request from rei-jikitsune21.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,936 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 10-16-11 - Published: 8-3-11 - Yami Yūgi & Yami Bakura
4. Blood Moon » reviews
One wild night at The Friendly Fang leaves Zero with a heavy hangover, and new assignment... Who, or WHAT is she...? Set after series end. SPOILERS. Zero x OC, maybe some Zero x Yuki later. Updates may vary. Title may change. Please enjoy. ON HIATUS.
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,937 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 11-15-10 - Published: 10-11-10 - Zero
5. Heaven and Hell reviews
I don't know why I'm here. All I know is that HE is here, sitting pompously across from me in that freakishly lime green armchair... Darkshipping. YYxYB. Yaoi. Drabble.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,408 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-7-10 - Yami Bakura & Yami Yūgi - Complete
6. In My Dreams » reviews
I breathed in his name slowly, shakily – savoring the way the syllables fell from my tongue, through my breath, and gently onto the tender skin of his neck... Kaname/Zero. Yaoi. Now a THREE-shot. PART II POSTED! Betaed by YuuriCullen.
Vampire Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,237 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 1-12-10 - Published: 10-6-09 - Zero & Kaname
7. Soft reviews
Oh God…what have I done? This will change everything—the case, our relationship, my calculations—everything! Was that his plan all along? LightxL. Hard yaoi. Drabble. For fan-fan31.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-5-10 - L & Light Y. - Complete
8. I Get Off reviews
He hung up quickly, dangerously naughty thoughts floating through his head. What in the world were the chances that Mai Valentine would look out her open hotel window at the same time he did, both half naked? Arrogantshipping. Part 1 of 2.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,832 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-4-10 - Seto K. & Mai K.
9. Haircut reviews
Yugi approached Bakura with caution and ran the comb through his white hair again. Despite Yami's reassurance, he wasn't convinced; Bakura was one moody person he definitely did not want to invoke the wrath of. Darkshipping, YYxYB. Shonen-ai. One-shot.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,664 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 8-16-09 - Yami Yūgi & Yami Bakura - Complete
10. Ultimatum » reviews
A familiar tingle at the base of his spine alerted him of the presence of his adversary. "A shadow duel, then," Bakura said, barely above a whisper, "to finish this tonight." Darkshipping, YYxYB. YAOI. Two- or three-shot.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,157 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 7-26-09 - Published: 6-2-09 - Yami Bakura & Yami Yūgi
11. Sunburn reviews
It was bad enough he'd had to go with Ryou's friends to the beach in the first place, even worse that he'd not returned unscathed. He failed to notice Yami's eyes following him up the staircase. Darkshipping, YYxYB. Hard YAOI. Uke-Bakura. One-shot.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,727 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 6-29-09 - Yami Bakura & Yami Yūgi - Complete
12. Just Like a Memory reviews
So I'm running - running scared because my world is plunged so deep into eternal darkness that not even all the gods of my time could drag me back from it now. What made you think you could Yami? Bakura-centric introspective one-shot. Slight Darkshipping.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,205 - Reviews: 10 - Published: 5-28-09 - Yami Bakura & Yami Yūgi - Complete
13. The Things You Do reviews
Joey had never had a serious relationship with a guy before, and he wanted to know if Seto had buttons to push just like his previous girlfriends. Puppyshipping, SKxKJ. One-shot. Shonen-ai, some fluff.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,621 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5-25-09 - K. Jounouchi & Seto K. - Complete
14. Dueling reviews
Yami was an excellent duelist – so good that his skills could be translated to games of the heart and mind also – but in the physical realm, Bakura could dance circles around him. Darkshipping, YBxYY. Drabble. YAOI! Gift for LoverOfSilverHairedBishies.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 437 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 5-23-09 - Yami Bakura & Yami Yūgi - Complete
15. In The Shadows reviews
Ryuk is playing a guessing game with Light. If he guesses right, Light's gonna tell him something important… AU, drabble-ish-kinda… LxLight yaoi... vampires...?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,189 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 1-25-09 - Light Y. - Complete
16. You Know You Wanna » reviews
A humorous, dragged-up AsuKira fic. Athrun pays a small price in order to have some fun torturing Kira in a most unusual way. But how far is he REALLY willing to take the bet when Cagalli and her friends get involved? Schoolgirl!Kira abound. CHAP. 6 UP!
Gundam Seed - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,634 - Reviews: 49 - Updated: 1-17-09 - Published: 9-6-05 - Athrun Z. & Kira Y.
17. Bad Water » reviews
Jounouchi travels to the Great Dismal Swamp to spend the summer before his senior year with some family he hasn't seen in a while. Turns out he might be seeing more than just his family down in the bayou… Seto x Katsu; YAOI in later chapters. ON HIATUS.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,085 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 1-3-09 - Published: 12-17-08 - K. Jounouchi & Seto K.
18. Breaking Freedom » reviews
Rody feels trapped inside Alma Kinan, mentally and physically. He longs to be free of his sister's hand to see the world and have experiences on his own. But first he'll have to make it past the darkness that lurks in the Kuput Forest...S3 Yaoi. HIATUS.
Suikoden - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,465 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8-15-06 - Published: 8-10-06
19. The Black Eyes of AI » reviews
How much pain can the human body withstand before it simply refuses to take anymore? When does it realize that the cost of living is more than the relief of death? Rated for major angst, blood, and future torture. OddxSissy, UlrichxYumi, Jeremiex? HIATUS!
Code Lyoko - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,231 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 12-23-05 - Published: 11-8-05
20. Bittersweet Irony reviews
Yzak's mother's dying words were for him to leave the horrific place of her last moments. What will he do when he can't even fulfill that wish? Yzak x Fllay. Drugs, needles, and slutty!Fllay included. Angsty one-shot. REVISED
Gundam Seed - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,042 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 9-27-05 - Yzak J. & Flay A. - Complete
21. Reminiscing reviews
REWRITTEN 05-24-09! Yzak tells Athrun's daughter about the short time he spent with the only girl he ever really loved. Rated for language and a suicidal tendencies. Yzak x Fllay. Romance. Angsty one-shot.
Gundam Seed - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,090 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 9-6-05 - Yzak J. & Flay A. - Complete
22. Don't Cry reviews
Yzak's life is spiraling down the drain. Can an old friend help him turn it around? Can he help that friend in any possible way? Yzak x Nicol REVISED
Gundam Seed - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,618 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 9-6-05 - Published: 3-1-05 - Yzak J. & Nicol A. - Complete
23. Artemis Fowl: Blue Eyes » reviews
Set after book 3-Artemis is having memory troubles, and he fakes a death. Holly worries, and returns to the surface to check on him. Sparks fly as a new enemy, who has hidden in the shadows all this time, finally decides to show himself. ON HIATUS.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,182 - Reviews: 46 - Updated: 8-31-05 - Published: 9-10-04 - Artemis F. & Holly S.
24. A Medieval Something » reviews
Athrun wakes up one normal morning, makes a normal cup of coffee, and thinks the same old, normal thoughts he thinks of every morning. Then, something not-so-normal happens...EXTREME AU, AxK pairing, but maybe others too. HIATUS.
Gundam Seed - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,809 - Reviews: 21 - Updated: 4-14-05 - Published: 1-12-05 - Athrun Z. & Kira Y.
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