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Author has written 17 stories for Inuyasha, and Harry Potter. Hey what's up? I'm Cassie, aka c dog. Anyways I hope you like my stories!
Info: Sex: Female Age: 18 Location: U.S.A. Best Movies ever made: Waiting, Dumb and Dumber, Christmas Vacation, Jackass, all of the Indiana Jones movies, Misery (my favorite romantic comedy... haha), Chicago, The Best of Series from Saturday Night Live (including Will Ferrel, Chris Farley, Mike Myers, Dana Carvey, Adam Sandler, and Eddie Murphy), etc. Quotes: I bet it was pretty hard to pick up girls if you had the Black Death. - Jack Handey Sometimes life seems like a dream, especially when I look down and see that I forgot to put on my pants. - Jack Handey "Little boys who talk dirty grow up to be democrats." - Stewart on MadTV If you were a pirate, you know what would be the one thing that would really make you mad? Treasure chests with no handles. How the hell are you supposed to carry it! - Jack Handey "Stop moping around feeling sorry for yourself! You goth kids just walk around saying that life's all pain; Try living in a third world country you pussy!" - Kyle from South Park (My personal favorite! haha) Mom always told me I could be whatever I wanted to be when I grew up, 'within reason.' When I asked her what she meant by 'within reason,' she said, “You ask a lot of questions for a garbage man.” - Jack Handey (haha, my life story right there...) "Be careful if anyone ever puts you in the sleeper hold, 'cuz when you wake up your anus will really hurt." - The Mad Real World, Chappelle Show "I'm from the streets, BITCH!" - Blackzilla, Chappelle Show The funny thing about driving your car off a cliff, I bet you're still hitting those brakes. - Jack Handey "This isn't trading places nigga, this is real fucking life!" - Wu Tang Financial, Chappelle Show "Nowadays we all know that money is everything. Green, get the money, dolla dolla bill ya'll." - Wu Tang Financial, Chappelle Show When I die, I would like to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my grandfather did. Not screaming and yelling like the passenger in his car. - Jack Handey When Gary told me he had found Jesus, I thought, ‘Yahoo! We're rich!’ But it turned out to be something different. - Jack Handey "Oh god, you saw them didn't you! ... You know that tub where you take your little baths? They've done it there, too." - Family Guy "Why are you lying there, Lois? Have you been drinking?" If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to tell him is "God is crying." And if he asks why God is crying, another cute thing to tell him is "Probably because of something you did." - Jack Handey "That's impossible Ronda! How can ya sleep if you're high on crack, huh? Chinese riddle for ya!" - Tyrone Biggums the crack addict, Chappelle Show I love going down to the elementary school, watching all the kids jump and shout, 'cuz they don’t know I’m using blanks. - Jack Handey "Shhh, dad's awake." "They're great! They're like sex, except I'm having them!" - Futurama "As we all know, Christmas is the time of year when the ghost of Jesus rises from the grave and feeds on the flesh of the living..." - Peter, The Family Guy Well I hope I gave you a good view of my messed up life and sense of humor... don't forget to read my stories and review them! | |||||||
1. Treachery reviewsSort of AU... Set at the end of HBP. Contains Spoilers! A twist on the end of that fateful night between Snape and Hermione. Basically, this is what my mind came up with when I was disappointed with the real book...Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,004 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 7-16-052. A Little Fall of Rain reviewsThe final battle with Voldemort brings about admitted love and deep loss in one swift dash. HermioneSirius One-shot. I'm rather proud of this piece, actually. Enjoy! Contains both fluff and tragedy.Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,821 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 2-1-05 - Hermione G. & Sirius B. - Complete3. Kagome's Choice » reviewsHow will Inuyasha react to Kagome's new look? Is she really a hanyou, or something more? (InuKag with lots of fluff) R and R Please!Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 16,094 - Reviews: 289 - Updated: 1-6-05 - Published: 10-15-03 - Kagome & Inuyasha4. The Leader Of The Pack » reviewsWhen Inuyasha wants Kagome dead and Kikyou attacks, who will save her? KagKouga with lots of fluff! Ch. 7... Kagome, Queen of Sarcasm! (warning for language)Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,456 - Reviews: 121 - Updated: 9-10-04 - Published: 10-8-03 - Kagome & Kouga5. Toxic reviewsInuKag OneshotSongfic to 'Toxic' ...Limey Content... Kagome is caught dancing in her underwear by Inuyasha... how embarrassing! What's gonna happen next? BTW this is borderline 'R' rating so don't read it if you don't like limeInuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,654 - Reviews: 30 - Published: 2-8-046. Blushing Hanyous and Pickup Lines reviewsKagome and Sango have a bet that involves blushing, Inuyasha, and pickup lines. Who will be stuck doing dishes with Miroku for a month? Fluffy and Funny InuKag oneshotInuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,037 - Reviews: 38 - Published: 1-27-04 - Complete7. My Random Collection of One Shots and Songfics » reviewsHere are just some of my previously posted one shots and songfics... I finally decided to group them all together. Ch. 3 is a new one! They're all InuKag, some funny, some not... anyways, I hope people review 'em! Enjoy!Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,830 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 1-22-04 - Published: 12-7-038. Sesshy Are You Queer? reviewsKagome dreams some rather funny, yet disturbing, things about everyone's favorite taiyoukai... Parody of the song "Johnny Are You Queer" OneshotSongficInuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 1-14-049. Identities and Buried Emotions » reviewsIYK... but which one! Kagome or Kikyou? Kagome comes to terms with her growing feelings for Inuyasha, but will he do the same? (Warning: FLUFF! no lemon though!)Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,072 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 1-12-04 - Published: 10-7-0310. The Starburst Game reviewsOne shot, fluff, IYKA.. Kagome brings a new type of pastime to te feudal era and everyone tries 'The Starburst Game' which tells you if you're a good kisser or not. Several characters get some rather unexpected results... read to find out!Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,851 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 1-6-04 - Complete11. Wanna Bet! reviewsWhen Kagome is late as always, Inuyasha drags her back to fuedal Japan. This time, however, a seemingly normal argument leads to an interesting bet... Read and Review please! InuKagInuyasha - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 12-31-0312. Inu Baby reviewsWhen Inuyasha hears Kagome singing 'Santa Baby', does he get the wrong idea? Of course! One-shot with tons of fluff! Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,267 - Reviews: 40 - Published: 12-23-03 - Complete13. And I Would Kill 500 Demons reviews‘Um… What’s going on here? What the…’ Her thoughts were abruptly cut off, however, when a verse that she knew all too well was being sung by the last person she had ever expected to hear sing. ‘INUYASHA? What’s he up to!’ Very FunnyInuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 22 - Published: 12-1-0314. The Emerald Isle reviewsInuKag,kinda fluffy and funny one shot... A little limey, but nothing graphic! Kagome promises her friends from the present that she'll go clubbing with them, but what happens when someone follows her there! guess who? lol!Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 26 - Published: 11-15-03 - Complete15. Hey Inu! reviewsThis is what happens when you have caffeine right before you fall asleep! Kagome dreams that she's a cheerleader... but why is she singing this to Inuyasha! IYKA... Very Cute One ShotSong Fic thingy!Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,186 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 10-28-0316. Enticing Visions reviews(Pretty Lemony-One Shot) Is Kagome supposed to have dreams like this! A little OOC but funny anyways...Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 65 - Published: 10-26-03 - Complete
