| earthdrago |
Author has written 71 stories for Pretender, Firefly, Doctor Who, House, M.D., Torchwood, Dark Angel, and Burn Notice. Stories. Way too many. Pushing 250,000 words worth, if you believe the author stats. Could've written a novel. A really bad novel... Check out the favourites if you dislike what's here. They vary pretty widely in type but there's something of the awesome about them if they're listed. Pathetic Fallacy is a friend of mine. I don't know any of the others. They just write well. Pathetic Fallacy writes well and gets embarrassed and irked when people mention this so I get the added pleasure of listening to her whine. edit: Oh god, oh god, they've added a traffic counter to the author page. Well this isn't going to turn me crazy...(http://xkcd.com/281/ refresh Aww, still in Memphis refresh aww, still in Memphis...). A big hi to all my Slovenian readers. Yes, both of you. | |||||||||||
1. Progeny » reviewsMichael was quite possibly the only person in the intelligence industry to have a baby-seat in the back of his surveillance vehicle.Burn Notice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,380 - Reviews: 56 - Updated: 10-22-08 - Published: 9-22-08 - Complete2. Remodelling » reviewsIt takes an awful lot to change a person. 500 years oughta do it. Coincidentally, that's about long enough to grow a TARDIS. Jack is about to learn this from personal experience.Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - General/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,180 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 9-24-08 - Complete3. Ways of Knowing reviewsGetting over the marks that Manticore left is sometimes as simple as just letting them go. Or, Alec borrows Joshua's piano.Dark Angel - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-22-08 - Alec - Complete4. Multiplication » reviewsFiona is really bad at breaking big news. Michael thinks there is no way he would rather hear it though. And this is going to be one experience that a lifetime as a spy really didn't prepare him for.Burn Notice - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,163 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 9-9-08 - Complete5. Purring reviewsMax catches Alec unawares in a moment of downtime.Dark Angel - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 9-9-08 - Max & Alec - Complete6. Time Knots » reviewsJack's team corner a certain individual poking around in 21st century Cardiff. They're about to learn more about their boss than they ever realised.Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,072 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 5-14-08 - Published: 4-30-08 - Complete7. Musical Instuments reviewsIt's late at night, as these events so frequently seem to transpire. Ianto catches a hidden glimpse of Jack.Torchwood - Rated: K - English - General/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-21-08 - Complete8. Avoidance Techniques reviewsJack's very good at avoiding questions. Consequently, his team are getting increasingly proficient at asking them.Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-19-08 - Complete9. Massage reviewsOn the day after the Torchwood team broke up a ring of rural cannibals, Ianto showed up for work, against Jack's orders. Jack never really got the hang of leaderly reprimands. PreslashTorchwood - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,441 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 4-18-08 - Complete10. Unusual Circumstances » reviewsJack hasn't ever been normal. Lucky for him he's just a little bit cleverer than the people that seem to be following him around.Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - General/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,123 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 4-15-08 - Published: 4-13-08 - Complete11. Visits reviewsThe Doctor is really quite used to being one jump ahead of his companions. Jack is using his immortality to cheat.Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-13-08 - Complete12. 3 Dolphins reviewsThe Torchwood folk are very briefly abducted by aliens. This causes less consternation than it should.Torchwood - Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-10-08 - Complete13. Truths reviewsNormally 13 didn’t enjoy playing games. In fact, she told the brutal truth to shut House up with his games. This though… it was a little too sweet not to.House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-12-08 - Complete14. Facets reviewsWhen you take a good look at something that's been under your nose for 3 long years, all sorts of shocking revelations are bound to hit.House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-27-07 - G. House & J. Wilson - Complete15. Chemotherapy » reviewsHouse pretended to be shocked. 'It seems you've never heard of doctor patient confidentiality.' 'No never,' replied Wilson dryly. 'But I'm suprised you have.'House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,718 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 4-19-07 - Published: 4-16-0716. Bloodhounds reviewsBeing from the future, Jack naturally has some pretty strange talents. 'It was lucky we had our bloodhound with us. That alien might have given us the slip otherwise.’Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,900 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-20-07 - Complete17. Hickeys, Revealed or Otherwise reviewsJack and Ianto have some serious subtlety issues.Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 3-1-07 - Complete18. Discoveries reviewsIn which Owen scientifically works through medicine for immortals. Or shoots Jack, depending on whose point of view you take.Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-25-07 - Complete19. Rejuvenation reviewsMedicine for your average immortal can be remarkably simple. Jack makes a rather eloquent point. With a pistol.Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-14-07 - Complete20. Names and Memory reviewsTosh follows up after 'Captain Jack Harkness.' 'Jack, what's your real name' Surprisingly, she actually gets an answer. Of sorts.Torchwood - Rated: K - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-8-07 - Complete21. Immortality » reviewsEyes wide, the Doctor raised two hesitant fingers to touch the blood that soaked the front of his shirt, stunned. Blood, with unblemished skin beneath. Oh boy. This was going to be interesting.Ten, and Jack, sometime after Doomsday. Minimal spoilersDoctor Who - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,246 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 2-7-07 - Published: 2-6-07 - Complete22. Stealth reviewsThe terrible effects of the ducklings attempting to be sneaky. Complete and utter madness. Run whilst you still can.House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-17-07 - Complete23. Physiotherapy » reviewsBreathing seemed to be taking up a lot of his energy at that moment. And staring. Staring and breathing.House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,776 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 1-10-07 - Published: 1-29-06 - G. House & J. Wilson24. Nuances of Screaming reviewsHouse is incapaciated, and it's up to Cuddy to make sure he doesn't take down anyone else with him.House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,201 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 3-18-06 - Complete25. Grief reviewsDeath fic. You can probably guess who, and you've been warned. Cuddy's POV. Too short for a summary.House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 3-15-06 - L. Cuddy & J. Wilson - Complete26. Gifts reviewsWhat happened that resulted in me being forced to lie here and suffer through your atrocious verbal barbs' asked House dryly. Wilson smiled benignly. 'A disgruntled patient hit you with his car. No one was surprised.'House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 44 - Published: 3-6-06 - Complete27. Of Fools » reviews‘I really hope I’m the only one with a copy of this,’ Chase mentioned, digging the key to the padded room out of his pocket and laying it next to him. ‘I do too, for your sake. I hear sexual exhaustion is a nasty way to die.’House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,200 - Reviews: 68 - Updated: 2-1-06 - Published: 1-24-06 - Complete28. Keeping up with House reviews‘That’s not an injury you see often these days,' House murmured. ‘What, a limp? Yeah, can’t think of a single person with one of those,’ Wilson replied drylyHouse, M.D. - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 1-15-06 - G. House & J. Wilson - Complete29. Eight » reviewsWhen all other avenues are exhausted, how does a simple diagnostician get a form signed? HouseCuddy, because I can. Fairly drabbleish.House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,857 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 1-3-06 - Published: 1-2-06 - G. House & L. Cuddy - Complete30. Counseling reviewsTaking apart a cat to see how it worked would tell you lots about the cat, and destroy it in the same motion. People were his cats.House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,026 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 12-16-05 - G. House - Complete31. Vegemite reviewsYou’re obviously not doing your job,’ Wilson told him in mock consternation. ‘Minions should be properly miserable at all times.’‘Maybe if I confiscate his Vegemite...’House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 37 - Published: 12-14-05 - R. Chase & G. House - Complete32. Blindfolding » reviewsHouse believes in living your diagnosis. So logically, a blind patient requires a blind doctor. Or he really enjoys torturing ChaseHouse, M.D. - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,561 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 12-14-05 - Published: 12-13-05 - G. House & R. Chase - Complete33. Lost in Translation reviewsIt's not Cameron's fault she doesn't speak 4 languages, but it is a source of amusement for House.House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 12-11-05 - G. House & A. Cameron - Complete34. Sleep » reviewsIt seems like such an insubstantial thing, until one has to go without it. And House does so love to play games with his ducklings.House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,463 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 12-11-05 - Published: 11-17-0535. Problems of Drunkenness » reviewsTrying to convince House to go to the bar is harder than it should be.House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,764 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 10-27-05 - Published: 10-19-05 - G. House & J. Wilson - Complete36. Innocence reviews‘I never thought I’d see they day when you three could surprise me.’ The ducklings have a secret.House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 10-11-05 - Complete37. Morning » reviewsHouse is in a really foul mood.House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,068 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 10-10-05 - Published: 10-9-05 - Complete38. Revelations and Responsibilities reviewsWho knew? There is actually something that will render House silent.House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-7-05 - Complete39. Making Heros reviewsA full ER and a lesson. House unwittingly demonstrates to his ducklings his unthinking devotion to duty. Just a wee one shotHouse, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,401 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 10-6-05 - Complete40. Burden of Reality » reviewsHouse is seeing things. Weird things. One has to ask oneself if he's been working just a bit too hard.House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,281 - Reviews: 47 - Updated: 10-4-05 - Published: 9-22-05 - Complete41. White Rabbit reviewsEven the most amazing magic is guaranteed to have someone behind the curtain, desperately working the strings.House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 9-21-05 - Complete42. On Being Insane in Sane Places » reviewsIn her life at the hospital, Cuddy had seen many strange things, but as she stood dumb stuck just inside the double glass doors to the clinic, she couldn’t think of a single one that would top this.House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,009 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 9-20-05 - Published: 9-18-05 - Complete43. Jealousy Issues reviewsJust subtly, ever so subtly, House would sit there and give off body language along the lines of ‘if you even think about looking at her, I will shove this cane so hard up somewhere painful that it will come out your mouth.' Talk about jealous boyfriends.House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 9-13-05 - A. Cameron & G. House - Complete44. Havoc Wreaking reviewsThe day was slow and House was bored, so he used it to explore this recent gem of knowledge that had come to his attention'House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 9-9-05 - Complete45. Taming House » reviewsHouse always has to be difficult, but Cameron's finally found a lever that could get her what she wants. Iron will versus immovable object, and all Cameron has to do is abstain. Will he crack?House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,997 - Reviews: 76 - Updated: 9-9-05 - Published: 8-29-05 - G. House & A. Cameron - Complete46. Dancing reviewsStaying back late is usually never so interesting. But then, Cameron does make things interesting...House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,973 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 8-29-05 - Complete47. A Proper Burial reviewsBut what happened to Jack? immediatly post POTW Not a deathfic. Actually ends up quite happy. One shotDoctor Who - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-15-05 - Complete48. Fantastic With Three » reviewsRose is frustrated, to say the least, with the doctor's seeming ability to... 'refrain.' Somehow, she decides to involve Jack. Note rating. 9thRoseJack, finishedDoctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,587 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 8-8-05 - Published: 7-29-05 - Complete49. Puppies and IceCream reviewsIt was a very cute puppy. Pointless, 9thRose fluff.Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 7-25-05 - Complete50. Sleeping Beauty reviewsThe Doctor sighed, looking at his two unconscious companions. ‘How do you wake up a human?’ he mused to himself.Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-20-05 - Complete51. A Holiday » reviewsParker goes on holiday, and for a very brief moment, Jarod relaxes. Then he unrelaxes, and starts running. Very fast... JMP, as always. finishedPretender - Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,038 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 7-17-05 - Published: 6-24-05 - Complete52. Pretend Squared » reviewsJMP. Jarod’s seriously broken the rules of the gamePretender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,677 - Reviews: 71 - Updated: 6-13-05 - Published: 5-26-05 - Complete53. 3am » reviewsPlotting, planning, possibly some scheming. JMP. Finished.Pretender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,697 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 5-20-05 - Published: 5-17-05 - Complete54. Evil Angels » reviewsSmooth adj Lacking obstructions or difficulties… A story of crime, romance, little brown dogs, pheromones, shopping, invasions of personal privacy, animal xrays, assumed kidnappings, very small shared hiding places, sibling rivalry… and riddleFirefly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,489 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 4-25-05 - Published: 3-30-05 - Inara & Mal - Complete55. Retrograde » reviewsJarod is found by the Centre, face down in an alley with large lump on his head. Now Broots has been found. And revenge is only reasonable really... :D Finished at lastPretender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,580 - Reviews: 94 - Updated: 3-7-05 - Published: 7-18-04 - Complete56. Another's shoes reviewsYou must first walk a mile in another's shoes before you can begin to understand them. In Parker's case, that means spending some time on the other side of the bars.Pretender - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,229 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-17-05 - Complete57. Cabin Fever reviewsI have no idea what this is. Simon gets even with Jayne, Inara nearly starts an argument, Wash takes some bets, and River dances.Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,699 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-21-04 - Complete58. Red Shirt reviewsOften the aliens that kidnap us and perform strange experiments can be human shaped… This one has a mad scientist in it kiddies. Also a large helping of sop.Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,424 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-30-04 - Inara & Mal - Complete59. Waif » reviewsOC. One of River's friends from the academy drops in. Literally. Summary is worse than story.Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,791 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-17-04 - Published: 11-14-04 - Complete60. Good for each other reviewsA plotless wonder. Shipperfic between Inara and our beloved captain tightpants. Full of that sweet, sweet, gooey stuff. Companions can still be wooed after all.Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,052 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 10-25-04 - Inara & Mal - Complete61. A very perceptive man reviewsMal may not be as clueless as Inara often estimates. This one goes from angsty to happy. Rewritten, one shotFirefly - Rated: K - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,055 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-10-04 - Inara & Mal - Complete62. Chains in the Desert reviewsInara is captured by slave traders. Probably set before objects in space. She hasn't decided to leave yet anyway. MalInara vaguely. rewritten one shotFirefly - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,827 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-3-04 - Inara & Mal - Complete63. Imprisonment » reviewsFor some reason, Jarod wakes up, tied up to the one person in the world who most wants to tie him up.Pretender - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,070 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 8-15-04 - Published: 3-22-04 - Complete64. The Death of Snowy reviewsSequel to the Life of Snowy. You don't really have to read it though. I wouldn't put you through that.Pretender - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-24-04 - Complete65. Car Crashes and Change » reviewsThe pretender has been hit by a car, Miss Parker has found him but not everything happens like you'd think. FINISHED jut fixing typosPretender - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,916 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 3-8-04 - Published: 2-1-04 - Complete66. The Life of Snowy » reviewsJarod often helps people. He rarely finds someone who can help him.Pretender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,185 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 2-25-04 - Published: 2-1-04 - Complete67. Supernatrual Pretender » reviewsPutting the fiction into fanfiction. What if being a redfile means having more that just a pretender gene? What if Jarod and Parker had 'other' abilities?Pretender - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,949 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 2-11-04 - Published: 10-29-03 - Complete68. The Leaving » reviewsJarod is shot non fatally. There's gangsters and bombs and memory wiping involved. OK everyone, this is the last chapter. All done. Yes, finished.Pretender - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,002 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 2-11-04 - Published: 11-9-03 - Complete69. Unseeing Eyes reviewsskldj sdlfj saldfkj, yes, yes I was incapacitated when I wrote thisPretender - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-26-03 - Complete70. The Final Downfall reviewsLyle goes one step too far. PG for some violencePretender - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-12-03 - Complete71. Catch me if you can reviewsThe pretender is back home but not for longPretender - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-8-03 - Complete