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since: 10-08-03, id: 467350, Profile Updated: 10-08-08
country: Australia
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Author has written 71 stories for Pretender, Firefly, Doctor Who, House, M.D., Torchwood, Dark Angel, and Burn Notice.

Stories. Way too many. Pushing 250,000 words worth, if you believe the author stats. Could've written a novel. A really bad novel...

Check out the favourites if you dislike what's here. They vary pretty widely in type but there's something of the awesome about them if they're listed. Pathetic Fallacy is a friend of mine. I don't know any of the others. They just write well. Pathetic Fallacy writes well and gets embarrassed and irked when people mention this so I get the added pleasure of listening to her whine.

edit: Oh god, oh god, they've added a traffic counter to the author page. Well this isn't going to turn me crazy...(http://xkcd.com/281/ refresh Aww, still in Memphis refresh aww, still in Memphis...). A big hi to all my Slovenian readers. Yes, both of you.

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1. Progeny » reviews
Michael was quite possibly the only person in the intelligence industry to have a baby-seat in the back of his surveillance vehicle.
Burn Notice - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,380 - Reviews: 56 - Updated: 10-22-08 - Published: 9-22-08 - Complete
2. Remodelling » reviews
It takes an awful lot to change a person. 500 years oughta do it. Coincidentally, that's about long enough to grow a TARDIS. Jack is about to learn this from personal experience.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - General/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,180 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 9-24-08 - Complete
3. Ways of Knowing reviews
Getting over the marks that Manticore left is sometimes as simple as just letting them go. Or, Alec borrows Joshua's piano.
Dark Angel - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 565 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 9-22-08 - Alec - Complete
4. Multiplication » reviews
Fiona is really bad at breaking big news. Michael thinks there is no way he would rather hear it though. And this is going to be one experience that a lifetime as a spy really didn't prepare him for.
Burn Notice - Rated: T - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,163 - Reviews: 20 - Published: 9-9-08 - Complete
5. Purring reviews
Max catches Alec unawares in a moment of downtime.
Dark Angel - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 464 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 9-9-08 - Max & Alec - Complete
6. Time Knots » reviews
Jack's team corner a certain individual poking around in 21st century Cardiff. They're about to learn more about their boss than they ever realised.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,072 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 5-14-08 - Published: 4-30-08 - Complete
7. Musical Instuments reviews
It's late at night, as these events so frequently seem to transpire. Ianto catches a hidden glimpse of Jack.
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - General/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-21-08 - Complete
8. Avoidance Techniques reviews
Jack's very good at avoiding questions. Consequently, his team are getting increasingly proficient at asking them.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 4-19-08 - Complete
9. Massage reviews
On the day after the Torchwood team broke up a ring of rural cannibals, Ianto showed up for work, against Jack's orders. Jack never really got the hang of leaderly reprimands. Preslash
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,441 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 4-18-08 - Complete
10. Unusual Circumstances » reviews
Jack hasn't ever been normal. Lucky for him he's just a little bit cleverer than the people that seem to be following him around.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - General/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,123 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 4-15-08 - Published: 4-13-08 - Complete
11. Visits reviews
The Doctor is really quite used to being one jump ahead of his companions. Jack is using his immortality to cheat.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 4-13-08 - Complete
12. 3 Dolphins reviews
The Torchwood folk are very briefly abducted by aliens. This causes less consternation than it should.
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 4-10-08 - Complete
13. Truths reviews
Normally 13 didn’t enjoy playing games. In fact, she told the brutal truth to shut House up with his games. This though… it was a little too sweet not to.
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 166 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 2-12-08 - Complete
14. Facets reviews
When you take a good look at something that's been under your nose for 3 long years, all sorts of shocking revelations are bound to hit.
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 8-27-07 - G. House & J. Wilson - Complete
15. Chemotherapy » reviews
House pretended to be shocked. 'It seems you've never heard of doctor patient confidentiality.' 'No never,' replied Wilson dryly. 'But I'm suprised you have.'
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,718 - Reviews: 25 - Updated: 4-19-07 - Published: 4-16-07
16. Bloodhounds reviews
Being from the future, Jack naturally has some pretty strange talents. 'It was lucky we had our bloodhound with us. That alien might have given us the slip otherwise.’
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,900 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 3-20-07 - Complete
17. Hickeys, Revealed or Otherwise reviews
Jack and Ianto have some serious subtlety issues.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 314 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 3-1-07 - Complete
18. Discoveries reviews
In which Owen scientifically works through medicine for immortals. Or shoots Jack, depending on whose point of view you take.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 257 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2-25-07 - Complete
19. Rejuvenation reviews
Medicine for your average immortal can be remarkably simple. Jack makes a rather eloquent point. With a pistol.
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-14-07 - Complete
20. Names and Memory reviews
Tosh follows up after 'Captain Jack Harkness.' 'Jack, what's your real name' Surprisingly, she actually gets an answer. Of sorts.
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - General/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 2-8-07 - Complete
21. Immortality » reviews
Eyes wide, the Doctor raised two hesitant fingers to touch the blood that soaked the front of his shirt, stunned. Blood, with unblemished skin beneath. Oh boy. This was going to be interesting.Ten, and Jack, sometime after Doomsday. Minimal spoilers
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,246 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 2-7-07 - Published: 2-6-07 - Complete
22. Stealth reviews
The terrible effects of the ducklings attempting to be sneaky. Complete and utter madness. Run whilst you still can.
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,025 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-17-07 - Complete
23. Physiotherapy » reviews
Breathing seemed to be taking up a lot of his energy at that moment. And staring. Staring and breathing.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,776 - Reviews: 22 - Updated: 1-10-07 - Published: 1-29-06 - G. House & J. Wilson
24. Nuances of Screaming reviews
House is incapaciated, and it's up to Cuddy to make sure he doesn't take down anyone else with him.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,201 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 3-18-06 - Complete
25. Grief reviews
Death fic. You can probably guess who, and you've been warned. Cuddy's POV. Too short for a summary.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 225 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 3-15-06 - L. Cuddy & J. Wilson - Complete
26. Gifts reviews
What happened that resulted in me being forced to lie here and suffer through your atrocious verbal barbs' asked House dryly. Wilson smiled benignly. 'A disgruntled patient hit you with his car. No one was surprised.'
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,231 - Reviews: 44 - Published: 3-6-06 - Complete
27. Of Fools » reviews
‘I really hope I’m the only one with a copy of this,’ Chase mentioned, digging the key to the padded room out of his pocket and laying it next to him. ‘I do too, for your sake. I hear sexual exhaustion is a nasty way to die.’
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,200 - Reviews: 68 - Updated: 2-1-06 - Published: 1-24-06 - Complete
28. Keeping up with House reviews
‘That’s not an injury you see often these days,' House murmured. ‘What, a limp? Yeah, can’t think of a single person with one of those,’ Wilson replied dryly
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 952 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 1-15-06 - G. House & J. Wilson - Complete
29. Eight » reviews
When all other avenues are exhausted, how does a simple diagnostician get a form signed? HouseCuddy, because I can. Fairly drabbleish.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,857 - Reviews: 28 - Updated: 1-3-06 - Published: 1-2-06 - G. House & L. Cuddy - Complete
30. Counseling reviews
Taking apart a cat to see how it worked would tell you lots about the cat, and destroy it in the same motion. People were his cats.
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Angst/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,026 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 12-16-05 - G. House - Complete
31. Vegemite reviews
You’re obviously not doing your job,’ Wilson told him in mock consternation. ‘Minions should be properly miserable at all times.’‘Maybe if I confiscate his Vegemite...’
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 896 - Reviews: 37 - Published: 12-14-05 - R. Chase & G. House - Complete
32. Blindfolding » reviews
House believes in living your diagnosis. So logically, a blind patient requires a blind doctor. Or he really enjoys torturing Chase
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,561 - Reviews: 38 - Updated: 12-14-05 - Published: 12-13-05 - G. House & R. Chase - Complete
33. Lost in Translation reviews
It's not Cameron's fault she doesn't speak 4 languages, but it is a source of amusement for House.
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 12-11-05 - G. House & A. Cameron - Complete
34. Sleep » reviews
It seems like such an insubstantial thing, until one has to go without it. And House does so love to play games with his ducklings.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,463 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 12-11-05 - Published: 11-17-05
35. Problems of Drunkenness » reviews
Trying to convince House to go to the bar is harder than it should be.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,764 - Reviews: 27 - Updated: 10-27-05 - Published: 10-19-05 - G. House & J. Wilson - Complete
36. Innocence reviews
‘I never thought I’d see they day when you three could surprise me.’ The ducklings have a secret.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 687 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 10-11-05 - Complete
37. Morning » reviews
House is in a really foul mood.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - General - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,068 - Reviews: 29 - Updated: 10-10-05 - Published: 10-9-05 - Complete
38. Revelations and Responsibilities reviews
Who knew? There is actually something that will render House silent.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,060 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 10-7-05 - Complete
39. Making Heros reviews
A full ER and a lesson. House unwittingly demonstrates to his ducklings his unthinking devotion to duty. Just a wee one shot
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - General/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,401 - Reviews: 21 - Published: 10-6-05 - Complete
40. Burden of Reality » reviews
House is seeing things. Weird things. One has to ask oneself if he's been working just a bit too hard.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,281 - Reviews: 47 - Updated: 10-4-05 - Published: 9-22-05 - Complete
41. White Rabbit reviews
Even the most amazing magic is guaranteed to have someone behind the curtain, desperately working the strings.
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 744 - Reviews: 11 - Published: 9-21-05 - Complete
42. On Being Insane in Sane Places » reviews
In her life at the hospital, Cuddy had seen many strange things, but as she stood dumb stuck just inside the double glass doors to the clinic, she couldn’t think of a single one that would top this.
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,009 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 9-20-05 - Published: 9-18-05 - Complete
43. Jealousy Issues reviews
Just subtly, ever so subtly, House would sit there and give off body language along the lines of ‘if you even think about looking at her, I will shove this cane so hard up somewhere painful that it will come out your mouth.' Talk about jealous boyfriends.
House, M.D. - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 9-13-05 - A. Cameron & G. House - Complete
44. Havoc Wreaking reviews
The day was slow and House was bored, so he used it to explore this recent gem of knowledge that had come to his attention'
House, M.D. - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 9-9-05 - Complete
45. Taming House » reviews
House always has to be difficult, but Cameron's finally found a lever that could get her what she wants. Iron will versus immovable object, and all Cameron has to do is abstain. Will he crack?
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,997 - Reviews: 76 - Updated: 9-9-05 - Published: 8-29-05 - G. House & A. Cameron - Complete
46. Dancing reviews
Staying back late is usually never so interesting. But then, Cameron does make things interesting...
House, M.D. - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,973 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 8-29-05 - Complete
47. A Proper Burial reviews
But what happened to Jack? immediatly post POTW Not a deathfic. Actually ends up quite happy. One shot
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 8-15-05 - Complete
48. Fantastic With Three » reviews
Rose is frustrated, to say the least, with the doctor's seeming ability to... 'refrain.' Somehow, she decides to involve Jack. Note rating. 9thRoseJack, finished
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,587 - Reviews: 36 - Updated: 8-8-05 - Published: 7-29-05 - Complete
49. Puppies and IceCream reviews
It was a very cute puppy. Pointless, 9thRose fluff.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 7-25-05 - Complete
50. Sleeping Beauty reviews
The Doctor sighed, looking at his two unconscious companions. ‘How do you wake up a human?’ he mused to himself.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,580 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 7-20-05 - Complete
51. A Holiday » reviews
Parker goes on holiday, and for a very brief moment, Jarod relaxes. Then he unrelaxes, and starts running. Very fast... JMP, as always. finished
Pretender - Rated: K+ - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,038 - Reviews: 35 - Updated: 7-17-05 - Published: 6-24-05 - Complete
52. Pretend Squared » reviews
JMP. Jarod’s seriously broken the rules of the game
Pretender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,677 - Reviews: 71 - Updated: 6-13-05 - Published: 5-26-05 - Complete
53. 3am » reviews
Plotting, planning, possibly some scheming. JMP. Finished.
Pretender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,697 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 5-20-05 - Published: 5-17-05 - Complete
54. Evil Angels » reviews
Smooth adj Lacking obstructions or difficulties… A story of crime, romance, little brown dogs, pheromones, shopping, invasions of personal privacy, animal xrays, assumed kidnappings, very small shared hiding places, sibling rivalry… and riddle
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,489 - Reviews: 15 - Updated: 4-25-05 - Published: 3-30-05 - Inara & Mal - Complete
55. Retrograde » reviews
Jarod is found by the Centre, face down in an alley with large lump on his head. Now Broots has been found. And revenge is only reasonable really... :D Finished at last
Pretender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,580 - Reviews: 94 - Updated: 3-7-05 - Published: 7-18-04 - Complete
56. Another's shoes reviews
You must first walk a mile in another's shoes before you can begin to understand them. In Parker's case, that means spending some time on the other side of the bars.
Pretender - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,229 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 1-17-05 - Complete
57. Cabin Fever reviews
I have no idea what this is. Simon gets even with Jayne, Inara nearly starts an argument, Wash takes some bets, and River dances.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,699 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 12-21-04 - Complete
58. Red Shirt reviews
Often the aliens that kidnap us and perform strange experiments can be human shaped… This one has a mad scientist in it kiddies. Also a large helping of sop.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,424 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 11-30-04 - Inara & Mal - Complete
59. Waif » reviews
OC. One of River's friends from the academy drops in. Literally. Summary is worse than story.
Firefly - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,791 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 11-17-04 - Published: 11-14-04 - Complete
60. Good for each other reviews
A plotless wonder. Shipperfic between Inara and our beloved captain tightpants. Full of that sweet, sweet, gooey stuff. Companions can still be wooed after all.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,052 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 10-25-04 - Inara & Mal - Complete
61. A very perceptive man reviews
Mal may not be as clueless as Inara often estimates. This one goes from angsty to happy. Rewritten, one shot
Firefly - Rated: K - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,055 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10-10-04 - Inara & Mal - Complete
62. Chains in the Desert reviews
Inara is captured by slave traders. Probably set before objects in space. She hasn't decided to leave yet anyway. MalInara vaguely. rewritten one shot
Firefly - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,827 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 10-3-04 - Inara & Mal - Complete
63. Imprisonment » reviews
For some reason, Jarod wakes up, tied up to the one person in the world who most wants to tie him up.
Pretender - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,070 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 8-15-04 - Published: 3-22-04 - Complete
64. The Death of Snowy reviews
Sequel to the Life of Snowy. You don't really have to read it though. I wouldn't put you through that.
Pretender - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 745 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-24-04 - Complete
65. Car Crashes and Change » reviews
The pretender has been hit by a car, Miss Parker has found him but not everything happens like you'd think. FINISHED jut fixing typos
Pretender - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,916 - Reviews: 17 - Updated: 3-8-04 - Published: 2-1-04 - Complete
66. The Life of Snowy » reviews
Jarod often helps people. He rarely finds someone who can help him.
Pretender - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/General - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,185 - Reviews: 12 - Updated: 2-25-04 - Published: 2-1-04 - Complete
67. Supernatrual Pretender » reviews
Putting the fiction into fanfiction. What if being a redfile means having more that just a pretender gene? What if Jarod and Parker had 'other' abilities?
Pretender - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,949 - Reviews: 13 - Updated: 2-11-04 - Published: 10-29-03 - Complete
68. The Leaving » reviews
Jarod is shot non fatally. There's gangsters and bombs and memory wiping involved. OK everyone, this is the last chapter. All done. Yes, finished.
Pretender - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 13 - Words: 14,002 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 2-11-04 - Published: 11-9-03 - Complete
69. Unseeing Eyes reviews
skldj sdlfj saldfkj, yes, yes I was incapacitated when I wrote this
Pretender - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 615 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 10-26-03 - Complete
70. The Final Downfall reviews
Lyle goes one step too far. PG for some violence
Pretender - Rated: K+ - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 10-12-03 - Complete
71. Catch me if you can reviews
The pretender is back home but not for long
Pretender - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 805 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 10-8-03 - Complete
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