updated as of: 5/15/07

Name:Amber

Nickname: Amburger/ Amberito

FanFic Pen Name: MigratingCoconuts06...you must see monty python and the holy grail...brilliant movie

Age: 19...Yup, I'm getting old.

Status: Ho hum still single

Hair:Light Brown

eyes: blue

Grade: I'm a freshman in college

Occupation:To quote Lisa "Temporary domestic care-giver/student" and I work at a little pretzel place.

Location: Flint, MI U.S.A.

Faith: non-denominational

Siblings: 2 brothers. One's 21 the other is 16. My older brother is married...Her name is Amberly...I know...we practically have the same name.

What I like to read: obviously fanfics., Harry Potter, LOTR, Love Comes Softly, Phantom of the Opera,that's about it...The list will soon grow I promise!

Favorite Movies: Young Guns, The Patriot, Titanic(2nd half), Braveheart, Passion of the Christ, Willow, Shrek(1 and 2),Sleepy Hollow, Braveheart,Harry Potter movies, LOTR, Love comes Softly, Love's enduring promise, Napolean Dynomite,PHANTOM OF THE OPERA BABY,etc... I'm not one for too many romantic movies.

Music: Relient K, Pillar, Lynard Skynard, Beatles, Zoegirl, Jeremy Camp, Petra, Toby Mac, DC Talk, Third Day, Thousand Foot Krutch, The Killers, Seventh Day Slumber, Hyperbole, Apologetix, etc...

Quotes:

"Going to war over religion is like going to war over who has the best imaginary friend" -anonymous

"Know I don't hate you, Don't wanna fight you, Know I'll always love you but right now I just don't like you cause you took this too far." -Relient K

"Everytime I make a plan God laughs at me!"-Jason Isaacs

"FRREEEDDOOOMMM!"-William Wallace(Braveheart)

"Did you see the size of that chicken?"- Dirty Steve (Young Guns)

"Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?"-Monty Python and the Holy Grail

"It's just a flesh wound!"-The Black Knight(Monty Python and the Holy Grail)

Black Knight-It's a scratch!

King Arthur-Your bloody arms chopped off!

Black Knight-No, It isn't!

You will curse the day you did not do, all that the phantom asked of you!-Phantom(phanton of the opera)

"In sleep he sang to me, In dreams he came, That voice which calls to me, and speaks my name, and do I dream again? For now I find the Phantom of the Opera is there inside my mind!"-Christine(phantom of the Opera)

Favorite Actors: Jason Isaacs, Johnny Depp, Kate Blanchett, Lou Diamond Phillips, Emilio Estevez, Charlie Sheen, Mel Gibson, Kate Winslett, and recently Gerard Butler!

If you can't tell from reading my stories I like using my friend Lisa a lot. You should read her stories they are AWESOME! Her penname is Zealouswriter.:She has a new story posted up...It's really good. It's a LOTR/HP story...It's wickedly hilarious!

I have two stories:

Young Guns: Anna's Story-Slowly in the process of writing more. I was told it is "wickedly funny". So READ!

ATTACK OF THE TODDLERS- Not very funny but I was extremely bored when I wrote it. I plan to rewrite this to make it actually funny.

I have one poem so far:

It's Over Now-I don't know if it's any good...I was just extremely bored and thinking about The Phantom of the Opera...I don't normally write poetry...

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Me: oh, hey Malfoy! What's up home dogg?

Malfoy: Nuthin G!

Me: So, how's that whole hating Potter thing goin for ya?

Malfoy: Pretty good...Stupid Potter..

Me: Sounds like your jealous.

Malfoy: How could I be jealous of him?

Me: Let's see...He's the first 1st year in a long time to play quidditch, He has more friends than you, and he has a rockin scar.

Malfoy:bursts intotears: why did you have to go and say something like that?

Snape: What's going on here?

Me:bows at snapes feet oh great snapeness I'm sorry to have disturbed you!

Snape: Get up you insolent fool! You made Malfoy cry. 50 points from Gryffindor!

Me: I don't even go to Hogwarts.

Snape: So, I can still take points away can't I?

Me: No...you...you...greasy haired monkey!

Snape:bursts into tears Your mean! I didn't mean it!

Crashing noise comes from behind...

Me: What the..?

Tavington: Hello...Colonel William Tavington, Green Dragoons.

Me: Why are you here Colonel?

Tavington: O'Hara told me to jump off a bridge so I did.

Me: I thought you hated O'Hara.

Tavinton: I do.

Me: Then why would you listen to him.

Tavington:bursts into tears I don't know!

Me: What's with the crying? I thought you were REAL men. Well, maybe not Malfoy.

Malfoy:still crying Why are you so mean? I am a real man runs out of the room still crying

Lisa: What's going on? Malfoy is crying.

Snape: Lisa..sniffs She made fun of me!

Lisa: glaring at me:Why would you do something like that!

Me:cowers away I'm sorry bursts into tears Snape started it!

Snape: Did not:sniffs:

Me:Did Too!

Snape:Did not!

Me.Did not!

Snape:Did too! I tell you I started it!

Me:See...see...he admitted to it!

Snape: She tricked me!

Me: Can't prove a thing!

Lisa: Shut up all of you!

Me: Run away..run away..she's about to blow up!

Lisa:Vein popping out of her forhead Everyone out!

Me: Come on Tavy...I'm sorry...forgive me?

Tavington:Jumps with joy of course I will!

Me: Let's go then and you can help me finish my story about you...

Tavington: Ok, I'll help...

Snape: Can I come?sniff

Me: No, you can go with Lisa...She's the one writing a story about you...

Snape: Ok, I know when I'm not wanted bursts into tears again

Tavington: Let's get out of here. He's like a little girl.

Me: Hurry before Lisa gets us!.me and tavington run away as Lisa charges us

Snape:yells after us ok, I'll just wait for Lisa here then...all alone...silently waiting...puts head down and walks away...

POOR SNAPE