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| The J.A.M. a.k.a. Numbuh i |
Author has written 18 stories for Chip and Dale's Rescue Rangers, Tiny Toon Adventures, Codename: Kids Next Door, and My Little Pony. Just because I'm imaginary doesn't mean I don't exist. i = √-1, a.k.a., the imaginary number, since theoretically it has no solution, because when you multiply two negative numbers you get a positive number. However, watch this: i² = i × i = √-1 × √-1 = -1 i³ = -1 × i = -i i to the fourth power = -i × i = -1 × i × i = -1 × -1 = 1 Interesting how you can get something real out of something imaginary, isn't it? But that's how everything works. Every invention, every book, every government, every philosophy, every faith, every human, and yes, the whole universe (okay, I'm a creationist) started out as an imagination. Put a bit of effort into an imagination, and one way or another you'll get something real and tangible, perhaps with surprising results. Hence, my catch phrase. Darn FFN and not allowing extended characters... Also, given that not all of you are familiar with the songs I used in my fanfics, here are a few links to help you out. For "Death of a Comedian, version 2", I did a bit more research and found all the tracks on YouTube, and while the links are in the story, I'll post the links here in one big playlist: http://www.youtube.com/user/thejamakanumbuhi#g/c/2BC3FDFE57482110 And for the last scene, if you have Google Earth, if you go to the following coordinates: For "I Dream of the New Ranger": "The Theme of the Wuzzles" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c82cAG6dOtE For "Mary": “Hey, Mickey” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHN16DCAy1E “I Wanna Tell The World” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9NvsJwUXHw (starts at 2:30) The final serenade was inspired (and some segments were downright ripped off) from Les Luthiers’ “El Rey Enamorado” The King in Love, from the album “Muchas Gracias De Nada” Thanks A Lot You’re Welcome http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1y8-HD6aphA (starts at 4:30) Spanish only, sorry. For "The Fourteen": First, a look at the kits http://jose-ramiro.deviantart.com/art/The-Fourteen-112942203 Or http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d150/The_JAM/thexivcomplete.jpg “What’s Up” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXcQGsoDkDk “Please Forgive Me” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EHAo6rEuas (with a few changes in the fanfic) “How Deep Is Your Love” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-GffD8QY2c “What’s Up” (remix for the credits) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9t12h_0scg (not quite the same length) For "Mary's Quest: Only a Scar": “Since I Met You” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5DUqIdgr8I (slight difference because it's live) And 2 maps, since FFN deleted the URLs from the story: http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d150/The_JAM/MexicoMQ-OAS.png http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d150/The_JAM/MexicoDF.gif And for "Jacob Marley's Daughter": “O Fortuna” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_0I8_bOAuso “Red Letters” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCrVwNfbxIM “Hallelujah” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kB67HO8tkQs (with a few changes) “War” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BVCOdAGhejo (instrumental) “It’s My Party” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWEQCOOj7JI “The Lost Christmas Eve” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sZUZFc3128 “Last Daze” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tYhzOGQWg48 (a few changes done) “I'm with you” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bW2LTnzD-vE (had to change a few...expletives...) “The Reason” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzEi2P5gSug “Cry For Love” http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3-kfdEIl0M | |||||||||
1. Inside the Sonic Rainboom reviewsRainbow Dash's thoughts as she performed her second sonic rainboom. My first MLP:FiM fanfic! One minor edit.My Little Pony - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,085 - Reviews: 8 - Published: 6-8-11 - Rainbow Dash & Rarity - Complete2. I Dream of the New Ranger version 2 » reviewsA nightmare forces Dale into a vow of chastity. No problem...except he's a newlywed...mature situations, but nothing explicit, I hope. Corrected, reformatted, and re-edited for your enjoyment!Chip and Dale's Rescue Rangers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 80,920 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 11-15-10 - Published: 10-31-10 - Complete3. Death of a Comedian, version 2 » reviewsThe sequel to the first ending of LSC&DBSDATKv2. Two souls separated must now destroy everything that reminds them of one another, in order to live. Two additional songs, and 2 additional chapters, reformatted and re-edited. Winner of 2 Acorn Awards!Chip and Dale's Rescue Rangers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 38 - Words: 138,126 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 10-27-10 - Published: 9-22-10 - Complete4. LSCnDBSDATK version 2 »The revised edition of my tangent fanfic from Roy Neal Grissom's Consummation, reformatted and re-edited. Incredible angst with two different endings!Chip and Dale's Rescue Rangers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 21,042 - Updated: 7-10-10 - Published: 6-27-10 - Complete5. Jacob Marleys Daughter » reviewsAlso some Romance and Suspense in this. The Dakota problem of the previous stories is taken care of, in a very unique way. Christmas story! Nominated for 11 UKE Awards! Reuploaded with corrections and additions.Tiny Toon Adventures - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 58,602 - Reviews: 9 - Updated: 2-6-09 - Published: 12-12-04 - Complete6. Mary's Quest: Only A Scar » reviewsDakota Dee is back! This time, Mary Melody will have to go on a Quest to save her loved ones. This is a dark fanfic with dark themes, so beware. Now with maps available! Nominated for 16 UKE Awards! Reuploaded with correctionsTiny Toon Adventures - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 72,523 - Reviews: 7 - Updated: 2-6-09 - Published: 10-12-03 - Complete7. The Fourteen » reviewsA relationship is put to the test: someone is out to destroy it! And what does the number 14 have to do with it? This Valentine's Day, guard your relationships at all costs! Major fluff here! Nominated for 9 UKE Awards! Reuploaded with corrections.Tiny Toon Adventures - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 38,990 - Reviews: 8 - Updated: 2-6-09 - Published: 2-13-03 - Complete8. Mary » reviewsA story about Mary Melody, and how she feels alone in the shadows of the stars. Major selfinsertion here, Plucky bashing and Star bashing! Nominated for 9 UKE Awards! Reuploaded with corrections.Tiny Toon Adventures - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 66,273 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 2-6-09 - Published: 12-28-02 - Complete9. I Dream Of The New Ranger » reviewsA nightmare forces Dale into a vow of celibacy. No problem, except he's a newlywed...mature situations, but nothing explicit, I hope... Winner of an Acorn Award!Chip and Dale's Rescue Rangers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 80,144 - Reviews: 34 - Updated: 2-6-09 - Published: 7-12-02 - Complete10. Death Of A Comedian » reviewsThe sequel to the first ending of LSC&DBSDATK. Two souls separated must now live by destroying everything that reminds them of one another. Winner of 18 Acorn Awards, including Best Drama!Chip and Dale's Rescue Rangers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 140,834 - Reviews: 44 - Updated: 2-6-09 - Published: 3-8-01 - Complete11. Nor The Battle To The Strong or Operation FRACTURE » reviewsWally has to fight his way out of the DC's clutches...with a broken arm! Trapped behind enemy lines, can Wally somehow emphasize brains over brawn and find a way out of his predicament?Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,022 - Reviews: 11 - Updated: 2-14-08 - Published: 2-9-08 - Wallabee B./Numbuh 4 & Kuki S./Numbuh 3 - Complete12. Operation FIGHTER » reviewsFour Is Getting Heavily Ticked, Enemies Realise. Rewrite of the fanfic BIRTHDAYS, by OmegaRed9, with a divergence on chapter 11.Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,598 - Reviews: 16 - Updated: 10-6-06 - Published: 9-29-06 - Wallabee B./Numbuh 4 & Kuki S./Numbuh 3 - Complete13. Respira » reviewsPartially inspired by "The Rat From Perfecto" by José Ramiro Acosta Pérez. The sniper scene from "Mary", from Rhubella's point of view. One of my shorter fanfics. A few corrections done on it.Tiny Toon Adventures - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,269 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 5-21-06 - Complete14. Human Hyjinx reviewsMary Melody gets the Duck Amuck treatment in my second shortest fanfic ever! And WHO is the mystery artist here? Nominated for 5 UKE Awards! Re released with corrections and additions.Tiny Toon Adventures - Rated: K - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,202 - Reviews: 6 - Updated: 12-14-05 - Published: 5-20-03 - Complete15. Operation FAREWELL reviewsFive's Angst Ridden Eulogy With Ever Lasting Love. One shot. My first KND fanfic, and my shortest fanfic ever! Written from my O.F.F.I.C.E.!Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,147 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 8-15-05 - Abigail L./Numbuh 5 & Nigel U./Numbuh 1 - Complete16. The 2002 UKE Awards » reviewsA compilation of the 2002 TTA Fanfic UKE Awards ceremonyTiny Toon Adventures - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 84,448 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 9-13-02 - Published: 8-2-02 - Complete17. The 2001 UKE Awards » reviewsA compilation of the TTA Fanfic UKE Awards ceremonyTiny Toon Adventures - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 100,252 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 12-31-01 - Complete18. Let's Suppose Chip And Dale Behaved Slightly reviewsA tangent fanfic from Roy Neal Grissom's Consummation. Incredible angst with two different endings! Winner of an Acorn Award!Chip and Dale's Rescue Rangers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,957 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 3-6-01 - Complete
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