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Author has written 42 stories for Dragon Ball Z, Artemis Fowl, Chobits, Series Of Unfortunate Events, Harry Potter, Hands Off!, hack/SIGN, Tsubasa Chronicle, and Naruto. I'm redoing my bio because I'm a socially retarded yaoi nerd who has nothing better to do with her time on a Saturday night tear. Personal Info: Real Name: Erin (I hate it...) Current Age: 23 Current Residence: Living a quadruple life in Elder Scrolls - Oblivion (seriously I think it's more then that...) Interests: Artemis Fowl, Sasuke, Gaara, yaoi, video games... Sasuke. Favourite movie: The Rush Hour series. Favourite band or musician: Queen. Favourite genre of music: Classical Favourite artist: CLAMP Favourite poet or writer: Who ever writes the Keys to the Kingdom series. Favourite style or digital art: Anime MP3 player of choice: Ipod Nano Wallpaper of choice: A cool blue one of Sasuke. Favourite game: Legend of Zelda - Twilight Princess Favourite gaming platform: At the moment Wii. Favourite cartoon character: Gaara Personal Quote: "Female characters should be seen and not heard. Or just not there altogether" Other Stuff: Favourite Anime/Game Boys: Gaara, Sasuke, Naruto, Riku and Leon (from KH), Vegeta and Goku. Favourite Anime Girls: Bulma, Sakura, Tomoyo, Sakura (Naruto), Temari, Ino, Hinata(from Naruto), Maaryan, Tamaki, Konomi (ToHearts2) Favourite Yaoi Pairings for:Naruto: Sasuke/Naruto Naruto/Gaara Sasuke/Gaara Neji/Gaara Kankuro/Kiba Itachi/Sasuke Kakashi/Iruka Dragonball Z: Goku/Vegeta Raditz/Vegeta Goten/Trunks Miri-Trunks/Vegeta Gohan/Vegeta Piccolo/Gohan Other: Yuki/Shuichi (Gravitation) Tatsuki/Kotarou (Hands Off!) Yoru/Ran (Sukisyo) Kurogane/Fai (Tsubasa Chronicle) Touya/Yukito (CCS and TRC) Riku/Sora (Kingdom Hearts 1 and 2, 2 more, because Riku is a spunk there) Axel/Roxus (KH) Hikaru/Karou Butler/Artemis Alex Rider/Artemis Harry/Draco Sirius/Remus Draco/Artemis/Harry (Crossover) Favourite Het Pairings: Vegeta Bulma Artemis/Holly Sasuke/Sakura Gaara/Sakura Gaara/Hinata Kiba/Hinata Naruto/Sakura Kakashi/Sakura Ron/Hermione James/Lily Tamaki/Haruhi Syaoran/Sakura (both CCS and TRC) Favourite Yuri Pairings: Tomoyo/Sakura Ino/Sakura (Naruto) Tamaki/Konomi Fics Currently working on: The Kiyoshi Chapters of Secret Life Precious Treasures An Alex/Artemis oneshot World Between PagesPointless Rant on Nothing: First and foremost. Flamers GO FUCK YOURSELVES, I am a yaoi (Boy on boy SEX) loving 23 year old girl, I am older than most of you little retards and can do whatever the fuck I want and no pathetic little waste of air is going to try to tell me otherwise. I'm 23 not 12, don't you dare try and tell me what I can and can't write, or anyone else for that matter. Your vastly unworthy opinions mean as much to me as the garbage in the bin outside. I'd really like to write a Naruto AU, I've been reading them a lot lately and I wanna do one... but I suck at Naruto characters... like I suck at Tsubasa and Harry Potter. I'm very much into Cosplay... I've been wasting many dollars on eBay, buying Naruto stuff and also I've become obsessed with putting Artemis in Gothic Lolita outfits in new stories. So cute. I know I haven't updated anything for AGES, my ideas are missing and I'm putting a reward up for their safe return. Anyone wanna give me ideas? I'd be more than happy to hear them. Naruto and Oblivion have occupied my mind as of late and I haven't been near the computer, locked up in my dark room, playing on my xbox 360. Well... really what has been taking up most of my thought process is Sasuke, he's just so hot. New obsession! He's not as cool as Gaara though... and by no means as perfect as Artemis. I'm working on the next installment in the Kiyoshi Chapters, which will be the next thing posted. Fangirl Honor. Until the next time I update this blog... thing. Later my minions! Much love. | |||||||||
1. The Secret Life of St Bartbley Students » reviewsPWP chapter fic. What the title says. Also Artemis in a skirt and is the ah... coughschoolslutcough Don't like, don't read. Simple ne? No Butler, sorry ppl. Only a whole lot of OC's. But don't worry, none of 'em are girls :P R&R! Chap 14 up!Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,963 - Reviews: 215 - Updated: 7-23-09 - Published: 6-3-05 - Artemis F.2. A Question reviewsArtemis has a question for Holly, one which he says, only she can answer. What is it? Arty/Holly oneshot.Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 36 - Published: 8-31-08 - Artemis F. & Holly S. - Complete3. The Art of Rebelling » reviewsSasuke is tired of his father's rules and wants to rebel. He enlists the help of his old babysitter, Orochimaru, to guide him in his new goal of breaking out of the Uchiha traditions. AU, yaoi, OOCness and crossdressing. Chapter 2 up.Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,183 - Reviews: 14 - Updated: 8-29-08 - Published: 4-29-08 - Sasuke U. & Orochimaru4. Precious Treasures » reviewsA series of one shots concerning our favorite cousins. TatsukiKotarou. Hee hee. Yaoi and Inc. OMG UPDATED!Hands Off! - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,436 - Reviews: 78 - Updated: 5-12-08 - Published: 11-7-055. The Boyfriends Meet the Bodyguard reviewsThe long awaited meeting of Butler and Zack, Oliver and Will. What will happen?Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,735 - Reviews: 13 - Published: 5-9-08 - Artemis F. & Butler - Complete6. The Meaning of Attraction reviewsMulch has a mental spill about his sudden feelings for everyones favorite Irish genius and Artemis has a few things to say about this sudden development. CRACK!PAIRING Go me!Artemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,397 - Reviews: 12 - Published: 2-7-08 - Mulch D. & Artemis F. - Complete7. A Twisted Purpose reviewsNaruto reflects on Haku's sacrifice during the battle on the bridge, the reason the the gentle boy died and his own feelings for the Mist Shinobi. Very light, lazy BL. NaruMALEHaku. Ending has been changed.Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,304 - Reviews: 9 - Published: 1-8-08 - Naruto U. & Haku - Complete8. The Truth About Santa reviewsMrs Fowl forces five year old Artemis into having his picture taken with Santa Clause, Artemis is of course repulsed by the idea, he doesn't believe in Santa after all. However, the Mall Santa changes that.Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 12-20-07 - Complete9. The Gift » reviewsTeen Bulma moves to a farm and Teen Vegeta is the stable boy who has a strange gift. UPDATED!Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,753 - Reviews: 102 - Updated: 11-11-07 - Published: 1-15-04 - Vegeta & Bulma10. Guns, Sex and Space Fighters » reviewsAU It's the year 3846. Earth is a wasted dump and humans now live in space collenies scattered around the universe. Butler is a warrior turned Bounty Hunter. Artemis is a murdrer with a price on his head. OOC and Slash umong other things R&R 8th chap UP!Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,639 - Reviews: 79 - Updated: 9-8-06 - Published: 2-12-05 - Artemis F. & Butler11. Melody reviewsYashaO talks of and reflects on the only thing that reminds him of AshuraO when they are not at the Castle of the Moon.Tsubasa Chronicle - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,288 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8-28-06 - Complete12. She's JUST a Computer » reviewsFor the past few month's Artemis has never stepped foot out of his room, he's in there ALL the time and when he's out, the door is locked! What is he DOING IN THERE! Well, the rest of the Fowl house hold want to find out! chap 5 UP!Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,608 - Reviews: 45 - Updated: 8-10-06 - Published: 9-11-04 - Artemis F. & Juliet B.13. Open My Eyes reviewsA rumor posted in the BBS gets Balmung thinking about his failing relationship with Kamui and his hidden love for Reki. Oneshot. Kind of long. Based off the manga. Shounen ai. BalmungReki.hack/SIGN - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,695 - Reviews: 7 - Published: 7-9-06 - Complete14. Strangely Beautiful » reviewsArtemis contemplates on his one sided love of Domovoi and death. Warning: Character Death. Don't read if that offends. Butler chapter has been added.Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,544 - Reviews: 39 - Updated: 6-16-06 - Published: 4-4-06 - Artemis F. & Butler - Complete15. Alien test title » reviewsUpon answering a distress signal. Butler and his crew of hardened soldiers find themselves on a hellish planet with a very dark secret. SLASH! Inspired by the Alien saga.Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,691 - Reviews: 19 - Updated: 3-11-06 - Published: 2-10-06 - Artemis F. & Butler16. Ass Watching reviewsGoku gets distracted from football practice by a certain cheerleader. coughvegetacough. Enjoy. AU, OOC and Yaoi. You know, all that good stuff. R&RDragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 17 - Published: 2-21-06 - Goku & Vegeta - Complete17. A Centaur Can Love Too Ya Know » reviewsThe super genius' of AF start to fall for one another! It's bliss for them, but what of everyone else? How will the rest of the gang take the news? Not that it matter's : Warning SLASH, R&R! Chap 10 UP!Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,119 - Reviews: 114 - Updated: 2-20-06 - Published: 11-11-04 - Artemis F. & Foaly18. Somthing to say I love you reviewsButler gives Arty his Valentines Day present while the family are holidaying in Brazil. SLASH. My attempt at a Valentines Day fic.Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 2-13-06 - Artemis F. & Butler - Complete19. In the Heat reviewsWhile stuck in a particually hot chute. Holly and Artemis have a little talk. Slight fluff and a kiss.Artemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - Romance/General - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 43 - Published: 1-14-06 - Artemis F. & Holly S. - Complete20. Marry Me? reviewsA little oneshot about Butler thinking back on when he asked Artemis to marry him. Told in Butler's POV. Slash. Mild fluff. OOC and Artemis in a wedding dress! XDArtemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,117 - Reviews: 23 - Published: 1-10-06 - Artemis F. & Butler - Complete21. Just A Child? » reviewsJust random adventure's in the life of a four year old Artemis. R&R! Chapter 2 up. Also I changed my nameArtemis Fowl - Rated: K - English - General/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,958 - Reviews: 20 - Updated: 12-15-05 - Published: 1-22-0522. My Wild Saiyan » reviewsGoku is a 19yr old rich popular footabll player, Vegeta is a 17yr old wild boy in another world, Goku get's pulled into Vegge's world and the fun begins! R&R OOCness will occure! Chap 8 UP!Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,372 - Reviews: 83 - Updated: 11-7-05 - Published: 4-16-04 - Goku & Vegeta23. So Beautiful reviewsArtemis asks Butler if he's beautiful, while the guard is dressing for work. From Butlers POV. Fluffy slash. R&R. Changed the titleArtemis Fowl - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 16 - Published: 11-7-05 - Artemis F. & Butler24. I'm Not Scared reviewsMy first Hands Off! Fic. Kotarou makes a midnight visit to Tatsukis room, during a storm. Fluff, Yaoi and Inc. Obviously. R&R Don't like? Don't click on the Story.Hands Off! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,221 - Reviews: 62 - Published: 10-28-0525. St Bartleby's School For Young Gentlemen » reviewsThis is my first Arty story so, be kind ppl! We've ALL seen Artemis doing what he does best! Being a brilliant criminal master mind : But, have you ever wondered what his SCHOOL life is like? R&R! Chapter 8 up.Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,585 - Reviews: 63 - Updated: 9-2-05 - Published: 9-2-0426. Pillow Talk reviewsCompletely pointless. But I was bored. Pillow talk between Arty and Zack. SLASH Nothing but and other stuff... R&R. One Shot.Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,448 - Reviews: 15 - Published: 8-30-05 - Complete27. Of Bunnies and Bottles reviewsContains Arty and his 'Possy', bunny suits and a trip to the Dean's office. Come look. I DARE you. Slash. OOC, some Ped stuff and OC's. R&R IF you like. If you don't. Go away.Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,119 - Reviews: 24 - Published: 8-7-05 - Artemis F.28. Saved reviewsSometimes. A phone call is all it takes to save someone from ending it all. AH R&R! Rated for self abuse and dark thoughts.Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,759 - Reviews: 40 - Published: 8-3-05 - Artemis F. & Holly S.29. The Colour Grey » reviewsWhen Bulma was four, there was a strange little boy in her preschool class, this strange child was taken away by the government one day, and no one saw him again, 12 year's later, Bulma discover's that she has some strange power's of her own! Chap 5 UP!Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,746 - Reviews: 70 - Updated: 7-31-05 - Published: 7-4-04 - Vegeta & Bulma30. Chobits Vacation » reviewsIt's the summer holiday's! YAY! And the Chobits clan are going on a lil vacation to Minoru's parent's beach house! What will happen? Well, read and find out! R&R everyone! This is after the anime finished! Chap 3 UP!Chobits - Rated: T - English - General/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,986 - Reviews: 23 - Updated: 5-11-05 - Published: 9-14-0431. Why are you in a skirt? reviewsArtemis dresses up in a school girl uniform and is shagged by Butler. That's a tactless summery... Sorry ppl, I'm tired. R&R!Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,342 - Reviews: 64 - Published: 5-2-05 - Artemis F. & Butler - Complete32. Behind Closed Door's » reviewsSomething I cooked up in the middle of the night, because I couldn't sleep. You would think Root hated Artemis wouldn't you? But they get along perfectly well when no one's there too see. Slash! OOC. Chapter 2 UP! (Which is chap 3)Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,073 - Reviews: 30 - Updated: 5-1-05 - Published: 3-5-0533. You Look Like Someone I Used To Know reviewsLuna gets thrown back into the Marauder era and falls for someone she never thought possible. LR. R&R!Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 810 - Reviews: 28 - Published: 4-21-05 - Remus L. & Luna L.34. Virtual love » reviewsGoku is you're tipical teenager, well kind of, he and his close ring of friends all like the same anime show, The lead character is non other then Vegeta! Goku LOVE'S Vegeta, he has poster's of him all over his wall! Better Sum inside. Chap 4 UP!Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,991 - Reviews: 69 - Updated: 3-25-05 - Published: 6-22-04 - Goku & Vegeta35. In the Dead of Night » reviewsAU! Vegeta (16) and his little brother's live in a home full of violence and rape, Goku (18) is Vegeta's faithfull boyfriend, who always puts Geta first above all thing's, better sum inside R&R! Rated R! ON HOLDDragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,035 - Reviews: 57 - Updated: 3-18-05 - Published: 8-26-04 - Goku & Vegeta36. Live Prey Used to be Welcome To The Jungle » reviewsArtemis has been kidnapped, snatched from his bed at St Bartleby's and it's up to Butler to save him, but saving Artemis won't be an easy task because the boy genius isn't there to help this time, Butler is all alone! chap 10 UP! SLASH!Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,173 - Reviews: 84 - Updated: 3-15-05 - Published: 10-11-0437. A World Between Pages » reviewsGoku, Vegeta and the rest of the Z gang are the most popular teens in their town, their perfect! BUT, what if they find this wired book in the library? What if they are pulled into this strange world, with no way home? Chapter 6 UP!Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,449 - Reviews: 40 - Updated: 3-12-05 - Published: 7-8-04 - Goku & Vegeta38. When the Moon Rises » reviewsSome thing's we didn't see while the Bauldelaire's where staying at Count Olaf's. Warning: Slash, rape and some abuse! You've been warned R&R! Don't like, don't click on the link. Important AN!Series Of Unfortunate Events - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,407 - Reviews: 55 - Updated: 3-2-05 - Published: 1-2-0539. Light and Dark » reviewsAU. Goku, a 21yr old fighter and student who live's in The White City, Vegeta a 19yr gunman and student who live's in The Black City. They are not soposed to know eachother, they where not meant to meet! But fate led them to echother! Chap 4 UP!Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,545 - Reviews: 43 - Updated: 2-25-05 - Published: 5-23-04 - Goku & Vegeta40. As The Shadows Close In reviewsAfter the Final Battle Harry sinks into a depression, his friend's are ignoring him, Remus has dissapeared, due to the many Werewolf hunter's and the Boy-Who-Lived is feeling like he saved the world for nothing. SLASH, Angryattheworld Harry. ON HOLDHarry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,426 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 1-3-05 - Harry P. & Draco M.41. A Child On The Royal Throne » reviewsVegeta is 4, he's a spoiled, trouble making, prank playing little prince. This story is mainly following him around as he live's out his life as Crowned Prince of Vegetasei Chap 4 UP! sorry for the wait...Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,327 - Reviews: 31 - Updated: 9-14-04 - Published: 3-5-0442. FREIZA GONE CRAZY! » reviewsVegeta finds out what it's like when everyone on Freiza's ship, including Freiza himself go COMPLETELY INSANE! from to much space travel. If you like, R and R! ON HOLD, don't hurt me!Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,385 - Reviews: 50 - Updated: 8-4-04 - Published: 1-15-04 - Vegeta & Frieza
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