So yeah, been away for a while. I'm 23 almost 24. I'm married with one child. He's nearly 2 years old now. We've moved and I no longer live in Enlgand, which is sad because my current habitat is friggin hot. I miss the cool weather and rainy days.

I write some still, though it might move slow. I hope people haven't forgotten me completely.

As for my writings...

Supposed Happiness is basically a post Hogwarts epic. It's about family and trust and betrayal, with a healthy dose of angst on the side.

Greater Things is also post Hogwarts, but it features Remus as the central character. Harry disappeared and left his daughter to Remus. Sounds a bit cliched but it isn't, I swear.

Name Calling is post Supposed Happiness and is about Lily Potter (Harry's daughter) and Bane Malfoy (Draco's son).

Grown Up is post Supposed Happiness and is also about Lily and Bane. They make some choices that upset Harry.

Like a Secret is before Greater Things and is basically a touch of Neville/Luna fluffy stuff. It's an explanation of certain behaviors in the main story. Though not required reading by any means.

On The Other Side is my only real attempt at a final battle fic. Draco is a jerk and Harry is the hero... lots of blood and a bit of witty conversation.

A Patch of Grass is a MWPP fic. A touch of unrequited love. There could be more of these in the future.

A Promise is a Promise is about the Creevy brothers. Kindness and love and a touch to much alcohol.

Dirt and Blood is about Sirius and Regulus. Older siblings are supposed to look out for the smaller ones. Sirius is a good brother.

Hope Trilogy- There are only two installments as of right now. Absence and Essence. The gist is that Ron was injured during a battle and Harry and Hermione take care of him. Not your typical fic. A little sad.

Pieces is just a bit of post OotP Neville goodness. I love Neville.

Paperflowers is about Neville's mum. The title came from a song, but the idea came to me while on a walk. Who knows what Alice Longbottom is seeing? Who knows exactly where in her mind she's hiding?

My favorite people in the world:

Brandon: My husband is very wonderful. Not only does he love me, but he puts up with my HP obsession.

Roxy: Dragonbane is one of the best writers I know. She brought Neville/Luna to life for me and wrote the most amazing bits for the background of SH. I owe her much. Not to mention she is my long lost cousin and was nice enough to be in my wedding.

Moochahoo: My very best friend from Junior High. Good artist, good friend, good writer and the best Moochahoo a girl could ask for.

Some of the latest funny things that have been said to me regarding HP

"Vasectimous" - spell to stop the conception of children by the incapacitation of the male.

"Tytubius" - spell to stop the conception of children by the incapacitation of the female.

"I'll just go make friendly with tentacula." Quote from Supposed Happiness

"Condominimus" - spell used to remove condom

"Condomaximus" - Spell used to put comdom on

"Bonjour my little ju ju bee." Said in response to a picture of Neville.

"Friends don't let friends apparate drunk." A word of advise from Fred Weasley.

"There comes a time in every man's life that he desires to procreate, to leave behind a progeny, a child to follow in his footsteps. When he longs to hear the pitter patter of little feet or the tiny squeaking howl of a baby wolf (insert baby wolf noise). I have reached that time. I want a baby. I will have a baby." Remus Lupin, standing in my kitchen wearing his wolf slippers (with the black tipped ears, just like him) while I stare blankly over my coffee cup.

Not HP, but funny anyway

"It's about the first kiss, then a fight, then the polar bear speaks and the world is okay again."

"There is nothing wrong with oil in a drawer."

"Is that a marshmallow I'm holding?"

"You know, I have trouble swallowing peanut butter."

"Syrupy mushrooms do not sound appetizing at all, regardless of any dancing skills they might have."

"What the hell are you hopping for? You're already wearing the silly hat."

Anson- "I'm going to fly to the moon." Jones- "The moon?" Anson- "And then to that moon's moon." Jones- "The moon has a moon?" Anson- "Of course. And his cousin, who is actually in the moon business..."

"Wait... you're lighting my cigarette on his mouth!"