Author has written 2 stories for Song of the Lioness, and Harry Potter.

Chapter 3 has been up for quite a while, and I am in the process of writing chapter 4. Mostly that involves staring at a blank page, pencil in hand, trying to get over my writer's block. If you think I should hand over the reins of FAT to the 2 authors who so kindly offered to take over for me, review my story and tell me. If you love me and think that would be a horrible idea, again, feel free to tell me.

Most of the stuff that I write has not been posted here. If you're interested in reading it, it can be found at my livejournal: www.formerlydf.livejournal.com. Feel free to check it out, although I must warn you that most of what I write is slash.

I am a young, slash-loving female who loves fanfiction and probably writes more of it than is actually good for me. I try to make my stories as grammatically correct as possible, but if you see any discrepancies, feel free to point them out.

Let me see... Anything else about me? Well, I tend to be far too sarcastic for my own good, but beyond that there's nothing much interesting about me. Oh, and if I'm not being sarcastic I'm probably being immature. Not that there's anything wrong with that...

If you do not like my stories, flame me. Please. Constructive criticism is also greatly appreciated.
I have a beta reader. Her penname is Lady Katharine Heartspark. Kate, I love you.
Wow, are people still actually reading this?

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Here is the application form, for those of y'all that wanted to apply. DO NOT SEND APPLICATIONS IN YOUR REVIEWS! SEND THEM TO the.only.heartspark@gmail.com, and my beta and I will evaluate you and talk about you behind your back. We accept humorous reviews. In fact, we give you many weird looks if you don't send a humorous review. Hello? It's a humorous story, for Eru's sake! (Is it just me, or am I saying the word humorous too much?)
APPLICATION FORM FOR FAT

Name:

Race: (Circle one) Human/Stormwing/Centaur/Spidren/Other (If other please
specify)

What TP books have you read?

Do you like small fuzzy pink creatures that like to cuddle? (Circle one)
Yes/No

Do you have the Gift or another type of magic? (If so please specify)

What's your favorite ship? (And no, Canon character/Original character doesn't count!):

Lust object (come on, we know you have a lust object, out with it!):

Have you ever written a Mary-Sue? (Circle one) Yes/No

Explain, in 100 words or more, why you have chosen to mutilate these books
by writing horrible fanfic

Have you shamelessly exploited characters, turning them horribly OOC, for
the benefit of your main character? (Circle one) Yes/No

Have you created a mini-Stormwing? (Circle one) Yes/No

Have you created a Beezelbub? (Circle one) Yes/No

Have you ever been placed in another OFU? (Circle one) Yes/No

Do you have a background of mental illness? (Circle one) Yes/No

Do you have any qualms about the use of cattle prods? (Circle one) Yes/No

Do you mind people hating you simply because you fall into a category, and
especially the person you drool over hating you? (Circle one) Yes/No

Do you mind said haters physically and mentally abusing you, until at times
you wish you were dead (Although (haha!) you can't die)? (Circle one)
Yes/No

Do you mind being around insane people with twisted minds? (Circle one)
Yes/No

Do you believe the world should spontaneously combust? (Circle one) Yes/No

Jane has three heads. She gets a haircut. What is the square root of
1,003,652,987,354,828,990?

Quote of the Now-

A: I dreamt that there was a peanut butter and jelly sandwich chasing me. J: Why didn't you eat it? A: It had legs.